lol! too good

+2

Sex with sharks.

Sharks with men.

+13

^ LOL

+2

WHAT THE F*CK I SAW THIS COMMERCIAL FOR THE FIRST TIME ON TV IMMEDIATELY AFTER WATCHING THIS SITE YOU GET 5 STARS!!!

+2

sex with Ex furry's dad

HWOUUUUUUGGGGHHHHUHUHUH....AGWHOUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHUHUHUH! GHOOAAAAAAAAAAAHUUHUHUHUHUH!

+2

lawl

+2

WHAT THE FU-MAN LOOK AT THAT THINGS TEETH.

+7

HWAR-HAW-HAW-HAW! HWAR-HAW-HAW-HAW!

+4

Ed Mcmahon?

+2

The worst part is when the guy tries to scream, but all the oxygen is sucked up by the fire, so he makes these horrific chuffing noises as he burns to death...

+42

disturbing...

NEDM

+17

Best comment icenine0

+3

gravity cat not amused

+3

MONORAIL CAT

+6

CITS

COAKIS

I are serious cat. this are serious comment box

+1

Seriously?

What the fu... hell, look at those five stars. HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO.

+9

yeeess the shark is a- what the f-he- look at that things teeth!

+2

that laugh is f*cking annoying, but whatever. when does this come out, btw?

+2

February

+3

+2

needs nerd glasses

+10

Will be added at some point in time. I've been a little busy.

+1

I changed it back because it didn't look right. I dunno...

fail

I laughs at this!

+1

I laughed in spite of myself.

+2

suck my diiiick!!

+4

lay it down clown

-5

wow thats gold

+2

Could you try a variation where you just loop the goofy laugh?

+2

I was thinking about it, but then you would miss the line where he says look at things teeth, and I thought it was pretty important to the joke, unless you have heard it before. A loop is a great idea, but then I think some people will miss the point, and I don't know if it warrants another site. If enough people vote for that, than I will do it.

+1

On second thought, I think you're right that his teeth line links the audio with the image. If the clip were a more established clip, I'm sure it would be easier to rationalize the loop of just the laugh.

+1

I dunno, I got big lulz from the "What the f" part. I had to come back to five this - awesomely hilarious.

Sounds like that purple guy from Doug

+11

Mr. Dink...and yes.

+6

DOUGLAS DOUGLAS DOUGLAS

+6

veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery expensive

+4

Mr. Dink is hard-pressed for work, so now he does Shark Week promos for the Discovery Channel

+6

lol

C'MON, RIGHT IN THE OL' BREADBASKET!

off woff woff woff woff woff.

+3

i can't stop loling holy sh*t

+1

nice laugh!!!

+2

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent.

+5

They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. . . .

+5

And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

+5

we're gonna' need a bigger boat.

I LOL'ed so much when I first saw this commercial, awesome.

lmao i saw thsi commercial this morning, and even tho the movie itself wil suck this is f*ckin hilarious

+1

Mr. Dink

+6

My thoughts exactly! I wonder if the teeth were "very expensive"?

+4

Bastard

Remember the Batman Quote: "Quick Robin get the Anti-Shark Spray!"

:B

+1

less 4's, more 5's

+2

better laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w

wtf

WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

laughoramics

that is the most horrifically funny laugh

bwahahaha

the nostrils look like the eyes

+1

-1 for the annoying laugh. Should be worse but I'm generous right now.

-5

go die f*ggot

-1

better do what Hulloder says... have you seen his teeth? AWWWWWWHWHAHWHHAWHWAAAAAAAWHWHHAHAWW

+2

ya rly

+1

that thing is pretty scary looking

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

+1

I saw this commercial yesterday, i fell to the floor in tears of laughter.

+2

Ohohohohohohoho

+1

The front looks like bowser.

+1

it finally happened... someone crossed a hillbilly redneck with a shark...

+1

clearly the voice over guy is a professional.

+2

The laugh is really annoying.

+1

This site makes me happy.

OHHOHOHO

+1

1 for the sound. 4 for the image.

+1

WTH? I'm 5'ing it anyway.

+1

Steve Zahn FTW.

+1

Why do I think of Mr.Dink when I hear the laughing?

+1

LOL HOLY JESUS

+1

thats f*cking obnoxious

+4

That's...the point??

+3

the point of this is to not be funny?

You suck

A winner is you!

+1

Dude, AHAW HAW HAW HAW

+1

Can I completely rip off things from TV and get on Top Viewed?

+4

I didn't rip it for TV. Plus, I'm adding stuff in shortly.

I meant "from".. :P But yeah its rip from the internet trailer. I did have to splice it together though.

No you didn't, I saw this on TV less than 3 hours ago. Exactly like this one, without the "rated r" at the end. STOLED. 1'D. At least cite your sources as "stoled from teh tubes" and give the original peeps credit.

-1

I did take it from the internet trailer. It's not much different than the TV spot you know, except the title is shown between parts of the scene, so I had to piece them together like the commercial version. How is this stolen though? No one else did it, and content from other media is often featured here. Maybe I didn't edit anything into the clip, or change the context of the joke like many sites do, but its still ytmnd material easily.

-1

And I do hope you realize that you're the man now dog, (the page this whole site is based on) is a direct audio rip from the finding forrester internet trailer.

-1

and I did source it, look at the image and sound origin. Are you blind?

-1

is that a harry potter shark?

I was going to give him braces, and a fun propeller hat, but it just wouldn't fit.

-1

CACKLE CACKLE, 5 FROM ME!

lose the glasses

too f*ckin scary, now i gotta sleep with the night light on you *ssh*le!

http://www.strangewildernessmovie.com "Sharks are only found in two places... The northern and southern hemispheres."

+1

Like many other great YTMNDs.... I like it, but I don't know why.

+1

I knew that this was going to be a youtube rip of that shark..... but I didn't know it was going to be YOU that made it. For shame, dude.

I'm not a big supporter of these direct rip and looping sites but, I just had to do this one. I assure you I won't make it a habit to do these. I'm still primarily doing original content.

-1

yes!

+1

Hopefully this movie is gonna be funny and not show the funniest part on its commercial and the rest of the movie pure crap. 5'd Cause I lmao everytime I see the commercial!

+2

i was watching this when the commercial came on i had no clue what was going on

+1

wers teh funny?

-1

i almost cried, man!

+1

I saw that on TV earlier, right after this it said "Rated R". Which made it 10x funnier than it already was...you should have just copy pasted the whole thing instead of just part of it.

-1

SHARK NEEDS BRACES!

I'm so glad you made this! I was soooo going to make it if you didn't. WUUUHHH HU HU HU HUH UHU HU HU HU WAHHHHHHH HU HU HU HU HU HU~!

How am I in before "dental plan" ?

still rofling lol

Great Job!