Finally!

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I almost immediately Xed out of this as a habit

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Don't stop, never give up hold your head high and reach the top let the world see what you have got bring it all back to you!!!

I can hear Seymour singing along in my head... Roo roo roo roo rooo roo... rooooooo!

Laser cooling is a technique that uses light to cool atoms to a very low temperature. It was simultaneously proposed by Wineland and Dehmelt and by Theodor W. Hänsch and Arthur Leonard Schawlow in 1975, and first demonstrated by Letokhov, Minogin and Pavlik in 1976. One conceptually simple form of laser cooling is referred to as optical molasses, since the dissipative optical force resembles the viscous drag on a body moving through molasses. Steven Chu, Claude Cohen-Tannoudji and William D. Phillips were a

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warded the 1997 Nobel Prize in Physics for their work in laser cooling. Several somewhat similar processes are also referred to as laser cooling, in which photons are used to pump heat away from a material (normally a solid) and thus cool it. The phenomenon has been demonstrated via anti-Stokes fluorescence, and both electroluminescent upconversion and photoluminescent upconversion have been studied as means to achieve the same effects.

This technique works by tuning the frequency of light slightly below an electronic transition in the atom. Because the light is detuned to the "red" (i.e. at lower frequency) of the transition, the atoms will absorb more photons if they move towards the light source, due to the Doppler effect. Thus if one applies light from two opposite directions, the atoms will always scatter more photons from the laser beam pointing opposite to their direction of motion. In each scattering event the atom loses a momentum

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equal to the momentum of the photon. If the atom, which is now in the excited state, emits a photon spontaneously, it will be kicked by the same amount of momentum but in a random direction. The result of the absorption and emission process is to reduce the speed of the atom, provided its initial speed is larger than the recoil velocity from scattering a single photon. If the absorption and emission are repeated many times, the mean velocity, and therefore the kinetic energy of the atom will be reduced. Sin

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ce the temperature of an ensemble of atoms is a measure of the random internal kinetic energy, this is equivalent to cooling the atoms. In other forms of laser cooling, the laser light is similarly tuned to a frequency with an energy just below the energy of an electronic transition, but the type of transition is not necessarily restricted to a simple atomic transition. In these cases, the heat extraction occurs because the thermal energy of the material makes up the energy difference between the laser

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Also c*cks.

Here's 5 stars just for the horror of having to Photoshop that.

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I second that.

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thirded.

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4ourthed'd

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5'd

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I didnt even think of that

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6'd

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Obligatory "C-c-c-c-combo breaker"

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I even said that out loud.

10thed. C-C-C-C-C-COMBO RE ESTABLISHER!

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11thed.

twelphd

thirtheenthedhth

14thed

15th

16th. And a Bag of complimentary mints.

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lol

awesome

I love the power glove. It's so bad.

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I think you may have uploaded your MP3 in the wrong bitrate :P

...a hero emerges...

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haha

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Awesome! I see I made a few enemies from the FPA.

I don't get it.

Then you are one of the lucky ones.

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Lol, this is good. I just want to know where he got those cardboard jeans.

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olol

finally! you're standing up to him!

Fiddle sticks!

could add some sparkly glasses, then he would be truely outragous.

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lol, censored porn :P

I'm clueless, but you can downvote me all you want. Edits=5

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ok.

haha you're giving him exactly what he wants.

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Rickrolled?

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Kid Icarus?

Furry is gunna be pissed. lol

lol

ytmnd.com

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how the hell did you edit this

idgi

lolwut

I bet the pants were the first thing you 'shopped. lol

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wheres the original pic?

Why do you wanna see the original pic? It's an old naked guy pulling his nuts.

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Dude, you so win.

I appreciate you countering this one, but if you censor that hot blue chick with the nice tatas, I swear to God I will downvote every last one of your sites, take a dump in your bed and have sex with your mom.

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^

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what chick?

about time 5/5

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no

I don't think you can keep up with this. Good luck with all that.

Censored porn 2

dude the guy who does that really does need to stop...cant we bn him?

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ban*

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he's actually been banned at least once already. He's still at it.

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What are requests, oh evil overlord?

you'll never get the straight 5 request. You MAY get the straight 1 request, though, if someone 1's it and nobody looks at it till it goes off recently created.

thank you.

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lol,jeans

Damn that's a perfect shirt tuck if I have ever seen one.

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Go play outside.

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good luck

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5'd 4 pit go brawl!!!!

C*CK F*G LOLZ!

Music is excellent.

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Sh*t... Every god damn day? I'll try, but I'm gonna try and change it up everyday, and probably add some animation :)

It seems likely. Annihilator has said he'll stop under these conditions: he'll stop posting Every F*cking Day once a new EFD gets 5 and stays at 5 for at least 24 hours, and he'll stop posting Every Damn Day once a new EDD gets 1 and stays at 1 for at least 24 hours.