F*ck.

id like to buy a vowell

+2

Man, I HATE that commercial. And it's been the same damn one for like 10 years now.

+2

+1

call for the refrigerator with the ice maker on the front too

lets hug it out bitch

+3

Wtf did I just witness?

You witnessed the most awesomest thing done with stuffed animals...EVER

the voices are too low, otherwise good.

-2

quiet I mean, not too low in pitch, although that is pretty low too.

-2

i did that on purpose like the music was drowning the voices out, but it does seem annoying like i just made it poorly. OH WELL, VOTE 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+2

can't you just raise the volume of the voices and not the music?

-3

yes

+1

DONT B SAD ;_x

Thanks a lot Keaton now I'm having family reunion flashbacks! God you suck!

-3

It's still awesome regardless.

-4

big bird gots pokeball eyes

-1

all the better to CATCH EM ALL

+2

=/

-1

I was gonna say something about that too, but I thought I was maybe seeing things

-1

Makes me want air conditioning.

-1

This is... the most amazing... thing... I ever saw.

-1

OMG ROFFEL

-1

Yeah, their every conversation is a bitter, knockdown-drag-out fight, but they stay together because the sex is FANTASTIC

-1

You know after this fight they're gonna try to make some MUPPET BABIES

-1

pretty good

-1

I loled.

-1

fightin the good fight

i remember this commercial How hot is it gonna be today? Another scorcher! ...Cool...

+4

she didn't say How hot is it gonna be today, she said "What does the paper say about tomorrow." Basically every word from that commercial has echoed through my head for my entire life

+2

replace paper with "scouter" and tomorrow with "his power level"

-2

That memory never leaves me. My uncle sounds just like the guy who says "another scorcher"

today is Jem Hanshaw tribute day: http://bestjimhensontribute.ytmnd.com/

-2

KEATON! WHAT MOVIE WAS THAT FROM?!!! I MUST KNOW!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-3

Man if I had a dollar for every time I've had this conversation I could finally afford the air conditioning to shut that bitch up.

-1

would be better if it was burt and ernie!

-2

under f*cking rated

true

-1

ANOTHER SCORCHER

-2

Cool!

+1

I think this is the first time you've made a site that I didn't immediately hate. Good job.

hahaha

-2

Oh man, you just made my day complete. 5 and then some for you.

-1

I normally like your sites but this one was dumb.

-2

Heh, funny. I thought the exact opposite.

-3

hahahaha

-2

5 for the greenscreen.

-2

Holy sh*t... I feel like I should go wait in the garage until they're done fighting :( http://maybe-not-today-though-but-soon.ytmnd.com/

-3

A True Masterpiece.

-1

Title 5... American beauty?

-1

It's funny because Big Bird is actually a guy

-1

This is your finest site. Dear lord. That commercial is like 10 years old. When you launched into the parody I started laughing and couldn't stop.

what the f*ck is this. it made me lol

-1

also the fact that you probably posed those stuffed animals yourself is 5-worthy

-1

This is funny on its own, but it's weird that you felt it necessary to rip into the other Jim Henson site. I'll sleep on it.

-2

K, it's still funny.

sears.ytmnd.com

-1

haha i remember that commercial

-2

nice

-1

If you were anything like I was as a kid, when the nine-inch-thick Sears Holiday Catalog arrived in the mail around late October/early November, it was BONER TIME

Hey, air conditioners have that effect on some people, I guess.

+1

I loved Moffit Babes.

+1

who doesn't like Muffin Bebeys?

What the f*ck?

lol

yeah blank comment oooooooohhhh mysterious frank zappa chili dog

+1

I hate you ROY4L... I always will...

this is awesome in every way possible

sure fav'd

lol'd loudly.

Somehow reminded me of "Conker's Bad Fur Day". Boy, that game was great.

wtf

Well done!

good

Holy crap, that was unexpected.

This was f*cking amazing, Keaton. Conglaturation.