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| Site Title: | Demokratik Primary | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | demokratikprimary.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | mast | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2008-01-09 00:25:30 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Mortal Kombat Warehouse | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Galbadia Hotel | ||||||||||
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| Description: | You know what the funny part is? I originally made it with Barack Obama winning. I might upload that one later. | ||||||||||
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| The ending is a parody of Cyrax's ending...such a stupid ending. |
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| kucinich's wife is hot |
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| Meth is one hell of a drug. |
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| What does addiction have to do with anything? | ||||||
| let's go back to the subject of kucinich's wife |
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| ^ I'd Poke ^ |
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| the constitution isn't a religious document, it's just a set of rules that can and should be changed around to suit society when (if) it becomes as enlightened as the rest of the world. The founding fathers transfered power from a monarchy to a white, male oligarchy that lasted over a hundred years more. Canada stuck with England and turned out a better country. It's good to stick to basic human rights, but celebrating every ounce of the American revolution is a little sick to worship our founding. |
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| whoops wrong post to reply too | ||||||
| Ron Paul would be Goro. |
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| That means Mitt Romney would be Shang Tsung AMARITE LOL SHAPESHIFTER |
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| and his fatality move would be roof tiles falling from above |
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| Dennis Kucinich would be the "Toasty!" guy. |
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| actually Ron Paul would be some character that no one knows or cares about...except for a few basement dwelling losers. | ||||||
| Goro lives in the basement. |
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| More like Ron Paul would be the obscure and awesome hidden character. | ||||||
| "and his fatality move would be roof tiles falling from above"....you're a cruel person muke, I applaud | ||||||
| Surprisingly good. | ||||||
| really interesting | ||||||
| eh, it's been done (http://www.atomfilms.com/2008/kung_fu_election/index.jsp). I'll give 4 for effort though. |
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| silly idea, but it's good | ||||||
| EXCELLENT!! |
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| SUPERB! |
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| SPLENDIFEROUS! |
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| HOMER! |
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| TOASTY! |
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| CREAMY? | ||||||
| COMBO BREAKER!!!!! |
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| There are no such thing as KOMBO breakers. DIAF. | ||||||
| I'd say FLAWLESS but it barely runs in IE. |
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| meh | ||||||
| "There are no such thing as KOMBO breakers" WROOOOOONGGG!!! http://ccccombobreaker.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| I DO COCAINE! |
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| Are you trying to get a job with Obama or something? He's a former heroin addict, so maybe you'll both have something to talk about. |
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| I think you mean n*gg*rs WILL run America. Your God doesn't exist. |
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| and why shouldn't they run America? Without "n*gg*rs", or slaves, this country would never have become as prosperous as it is. America really belongs to the African descendants, and you know it. We owe them a huge debt for all the bullsh*t we put them through in the past, and we haven't even come close to repaying it, and we probably never will. |
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| Nevermind the Native Americans, ya know, the ones the white men took advantage of and later killed? What about them? And about your so-called "God", yeah, if you knew anything about God, you'd know that he wants mankind to live in peace, love, and harmony without discrimination. God doesn't give a fat, rotten sh*t about America, nor any country, for that matter. All countries really stand for are boundaries that seperate mankind from one another. |
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| How do you repay the dead? They're gone. Their descendants will not experience the kind of hardship their forebearers went through. But give them all a non-expiring Arby's gift card for the trouble. |
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| ^ lol, good point | ||||||
| Dustin, I made this site for people like you: http://theyputthepipetoyourmom.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| If black people are equal to white people, then they would make the same kinds of mistakes too. |
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| Which is why people must be voted for their ideas purely, and not for skin color. |
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| Most black people in the country today aren't even directly related to any slaves from that time period, and the same goes for the whites from that time. My family originated in Ireland, left to Slovenia, and didn't come to the US until two generations ago. The moment anyone calls me a "cracker" I am quick to point this out. A note to all blacks in the US: educate yourselves and learn your family history. Chances are you're claiming damages for something that has never concerned you. |
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| Obama is not a slave descendant either. His father is from Kenya. His mother is white, and is from Kansas. |
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| lolz, reparations. i certainly believe that a black/"native" american person deserves my money, just cause it's possible that one of my ancestors MIGHT have mistreated one of his ancestors. betcha don't think of it that way, eh? you just have that crummy guilt, thinking it's all the white mans fault, because some white men abused some non-white men. you're forgetting, it was also white people who FREED the slaves. THEY owe US!!!! just kidding, but really... are you that moronic? |
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| oh, and i was born in this country, so i'm a native american. SUCK ON THAT, LIBERAL BIATCHES!! | ||||||
| America belongs to the africoon descendants? I'm sorry, would you please show me any modern invention that was created by a slave? Would you please show me a modern skyscraper built by slaves? How about a modern highway? In fact, is there actually anything left from the f*cking 1800s that was actually built by slave labor? Your lame argument that America belongs to the slaves because they built it all is completely lame. Also c*cks. | ||||||
| You weak pathetic fool. Your soul is mine! |
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| Obama 2008; Choose your Destiny. |
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| Obama 2008 |
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| Obama 2008; HE will choose your Destiny. | ||||||
| LoL, politiks! | ||||||
| Best YTMND in a long time. |
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| well done. | ||||||
| 5 for Kucinich's hot wife |
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| i'm voting for the black one | ||||||
| Jax? |
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| Holy sh*t it's actually really good. | ||||||
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| I thought you liked Obama. | ||||||
| No he likes... DENNIS BERGKAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| obama 2008 |
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| 3, this isn't the first time I have seen something like this. | ||||||
| Nice job. | ||||||
| needs more Hillary cackle | ||||||
| Scariest site on YTMND. | ||||||
| OMG | ||||||
| This is awesome. Well crafted, appropriate context. Why does it always seem like that vicious scum always wins? | ||||||
| very nice | ||||||
| 4ing out of a general sadness at loss |
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| Dick Cheney would be a f*cking hard boss. His fatality would be shooting you in the face with a 20 gauge shotgun or ripping out your heart and eating it. Bush's would be him saying "you forgot Poland!" and then you would just blow up. |
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| You mean ripping out your heart and transplanting it into himself. He needs fresh ones every few weeks. |
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| Nice. | ||||||
| Punch Bush before he says it and you win. Because Shao Kahn was way too easy compared to Tsang Tsung. | ||||||
| Holy Sh*t, win. MOAR PLOX | ||||||
| That was f*cking cool. | ||||||
| brilliant design, i'd like to see more of these "k"-themed sites. | ||||||
| XD | ||||||
| 5'd | ||||||
| "Your grandmother's heart is beating but her brain is dead." "Oh no, that's terrible. We've never had a democrat in the family before." -Emo Philips | ||||||
| lol, made me laugh! | ||||||
| Please don't | ||||||
| Are people saying Obama 2008 just to anger people or is there really that many people on here voting for him? |
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| Most young people prefer Obama over Hillary. I'm actually not one of them. | ||||||
| Good to know that you prefer someone who has the largest Corporate Contributors on her side. |
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| But to be fair, Obama has corporate contributors too. | ||||||
| I guess it's a matter of taste. Obama certainly took the high-road by blocking out stuff like that. Props to him. Doesn't make me not like Hillary though. | ||||||
| FIGHT |
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| Do yourself a favor, and don't fall into the 'anybody but a republican' bandwagon. Do your own research on the candidates and come to your own conclusions based on things like where they stand on the issues and also their track record. | ||||||
| I am voting 20 nuclear bombs as a write in. That's enough research for me. (because I have already decided our votes mean jack sh*t anyways) | ||||||
| I'll write in Alfred E. Neuman | ||||||
| Actually vote 20 nuclear bombs president. And the acceptance speeh will be them exploding. This world is sh*t. | ||||||
| 20 NUCLEAR BOMBS 2008 | ||||||
| I still think I'd prefer Alfred E. Neuman. | ||||||
| This deserves more than a 5. Good job. | ||||||
| What the hell was that text at the beginning? | ||||||
| Mortal Kombats always start with a stupid quote, I think? |
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| Jim Gaffigan isn't stupid! |
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| I concede, you're right. Jim's awesome. | ||||||
| mortal kombat never gets boring, and democrats are always hilarious! | ||||||
| You executed this perfectly. 5 | ||||||
| Sweet editing for sure. | ||||||
| I didn't need to watch the rest of it cuz i thought the first lines in the ytmnd were funny. |
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