I think you underestimate yourself.

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(chronster and I were chatting, and he predicted he'd get no more than 3.5 on this. Talk about modesty!)

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I have to admit I'm not sure why the high rating. This place is weird.

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I'm bettin you've got 10 - 15 sites left in you until you gas out and become a disgruntled *ssh*le

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you wish I had 10-15 sites left in me

+3

I once saw this strange 2 hour porno based on Alice in Wonderland. Alice gave the rabbit head.

+1

this site will be killed™

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"I once saw this strange 2 hour porno based on Alice in Wonderland. Alice gave the rabbit head." -- Screenshots or it didn't happen!

+1

Zooted?

+8

Go ask Alice... when she's ten feet tall.

+13

And people wonder why kids back then had drug problems. :D

+4

She's got the bent spoon on the table; for shooting up later.

+5

All too easy.

one pill makes you larger

I'm zooting right now so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

+5

nicholson ftw

+6

1'd for featured user

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lol

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5'd for coke

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lol

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4'd for great justice

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lol

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Watch me do it wrong.

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lol

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lol

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lol

Reversed!

That's impossible!

I guess thats why its called "Wonder" land. ....... f*ck

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Alice in Wonderland... potential new fad?

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COKE

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Alice and Wonderland is a f*cked up movie. I should get it on DVD. It's like a goldmine of potential ytmnds

+5

hallucination.... potential n00b?

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especially the caterpillar part

+1

Be sure to get it before it goes into the vault.

+2

I lol'd at the vault part. I hate Disney marketing.

+1

How 'bout some tea with them drugs?

+5

1 for featured user

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lol Nicholson

+1

lololol

+1

lol that scene in the departed was FULL of lose and fail and badly done

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mmmmmmmmmm

coke makes your collar disappear

+3

and your limbs!

+4

too much coke in the pot

+1

My goodness, that's a lot

+2

The drip's the best part.

i'm sorry, but you should make it look like abstract art, and after he says "don't move till you're numb" start playing Comfortably numb by Pink Floyd. By PINK FLOYD, not the sh*tty singer in the Departed, the real Pink Floyd.

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Because The Wall is such a good album and Bostonians have such great taste in music lolololol

+3

Why

Always thought she preferred shrooms.

+7

Holy damn, best comment ever

-6

Good sh*t

+1

With a book so drug-induced, I'm so surprised no one thought of using this scene already

+1

4 for the perfect match of Nicholson's voice to the Mad Hatter & the situation in general, but -1 for, well, I mean it's not really a good loop, is it?

the gif is actually twice as long as the audio, and when nicholson tells her to go numb mad hatter shouldn't be in view. I did this to keep the gif dimensions as large as I could while still maintaining some synchronization with nicholson.

+2

O LEE SH*T

lol

LOL DRUG REFERENCE IN AN OLD CARTOON VOTE 5

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LOL NOISE SITE MAKING FUN OF OTHER BETTER SITES THAT I COULDN'T POSSIBLY AMOUNT TO IN MY LIFE AS A YTMND USER.

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LOL NOISE SITES ARE BETTER THAN 99% OF THE SH*T ON THE FRONT PAGE

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LOL YOU THEN WHY AREN'T THEY ON THE FRONTPAGE LOL?

+5

BECAUSE THE VAST MAJORITY OF YTMND VOTERS ARE IDIOTS WHO WOULDN'T KNOW FUNNY IF IT CAME UP AND KICKED THEM IN THE BALLS

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AT LEAST THEY WOULD KNOW SOMEONE GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS IS FUNNY! oops caps

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I do think there should be a better front page system, maybe just have a random section of 10 YTMND sites created today that haven't received more than 10 ratings-- and keeping the rating for that site anonymous until 10 votes have been received.

+5

THEN MAYBE YOU CAN FIND A PLACE WHERE ALL YOU YTMND NOISE SITE GENIUSES CAN CALL HOME?! BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T LIKE HUMOR LOL

+4

WE LOVE HUMOR, TAKING SCENES OUT OF CONTEXT AND PUTTING IN DRUG REFERENCES ISN'T HUMOR - AT LEAST NOT ANYMORE, I MEAN IT WAS FUNNY THE FIRST 10000 TIMES MAYBE

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OH YEAH I SAW A LOT OF THOSE YESTERDAY. MAN, WE HAVE REALLY BEEN SWAMPED WITH DRUG SITES LET ME TELL YA

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UNLIKE NOISE SITES WHICH WE SEE ONCE IN A BLUE MOON. PLEASE MAKE MORE NOISE SITES WE CAN'T LET THEM DIE. BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW, NOISE SITES ARE THE ONE THING KEEPING THIS SITE ALIVE.

+5

EXCEPT THAT NOISE SITES ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY SINCE THEY ARE SO SATIRICAL

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satire of how bad you are at making real sites

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BLATANT SATIRE ISN'T OFTEN VERY FUNNY, AND IT REQUIRES BORROWING HEAVILY FROM OTHER JOKES. SO WHAT IS THAT ABOUT NON-ORIGINAL CONTENT BEING A SIN AGAIN?

+5

AND THE PUNCHLINE IS ALWAYS THE SAME WITH SUCH SATIRE. "OMG LOOK AT THIS SITE, IT SUCKS LET ME EMPHASIZE IT BY USING PAINT AND DRAW SCRIBBLES ON TOP OF A GIF I DON'T HAVE THE TALENT CONJUR UP MYSELF"

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NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T APPRECIATE HUMOR

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WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING!?

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WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF! SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!

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MILITARY SURGERY.

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DRINK ME

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MAYBE I'LL CATCH THEIR ATTENTION WITH LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS

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IM ONLY YELLING BECAUSE DARTHWANG STARTED IT LOL AND HE STILL HASN'T COME UP WITH A PROPER REBUTTAL BECAUSE HE KNOWS NOISE SITES DONT AMOUNT TO ANYTHING BUT HE WOULD BE A JACKASS TO ADMIT THAT AND HE WOULDN'T WANT TO LOSE HIS PRIDE WOULD HE?

+6

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

+7

Noise sites are some of the WORST GARBAGE ON THIS SITE. HOLY CRAP THEY'RE ALWAYS BAD. OH GOD I'M SHOUTING.

+8

noise sites are the best? you poor retarded f*ck. "Haha, made someones ears hurt with nonsense".

+4

This comment thread is like a noise site in itself.

+3

SORRY

+3

LOUD NOISES

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LOL COKE YTMNDS I LOVE TYHESES OLNES NBUT ITS NEEDS CMOORE STAPLETRKHHAAANNN.

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LOTTA CAPS GOIN' ON 'ROUND HERE

hahaha

Excellente

Delicious coca-cola.

+1

BRAVISSIMO

+1

I'd take this over mario hats pasted over a random movie scene anyday

+2

Hi! Could you make my sites for me next time? Maybe you could show me how to get a real site on up and coming since I obviously begged for them all, and I sucked max's c*ck to get featured. :(

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Wonder if Alice nose bleeds as much as Dr. Rockso?

+3

don't move til you're numb

+1

awesome

+2

lol

+1

5 for the departed

you're supposed to vote 5 when you make a comment like that

+1

lol

Does anyone know what I am commenting?

MAD F*CKING ZOOTED

Not as good as the other top rated sites right now.

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Funny. Not 4.54 funny though.

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Firefox sync.

Children's movies is a messed up scene, man.

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sniffin crack by the pot.

Wow, this movie has tons of scenes which have innuendos towards drugs; great find!!

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Just cause a joke is obvious, doesn't mean it's not funny. No one else has done it so chronster took the opportunity

+1

V for anyone who is willing to spend the time to make a nonsequitur/postmodern/ironic piece of detritus.

You want some coke?

+1

LOL

Check out my site, I don't care what you vote... just vote :) http://maybe-not-today-though-but-soon.ytmnd.com/

HOLY F*CKING WIN

Brilliant

i do cocaine , kuh kuh yeah !

this entire book/movie is about drugs, and to be honest i've actullaly watch it 3 times in a row to see all the drugs she tries, and i misssed this one, Thanks.

This almost even fits in context.

+1

Don't move 'til you're numb.

+1

This gets better with each viewing.

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LOL! :)

I can imagine the genesis of this: as a child, you saw Alice in Wonderland, then you "learned about"/blew coke, randomly watched AiW once more and thought silently "LOL! It looks like she's--wait...patience, Chronster. Channel your enthusiasm, visualize the YTMND, make it happen...oh, it's pure gold alright--I can't wait to Step 4 this sh*t!"

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ROFL! You're good :P I actually thought of pasting her and the mad hatter's face on to the faces of nicholson and the hooker, but it didn't look right. Then I went with this method, and as Rafe said above, I didn't think it would do well lol.

This is by far the funniest YTMND page I have seen in over a year. Compared to all of the sh*tty sites on the front page that get fives, this site deserves a ten.

+1

Ok, you need to skim through the YTMND archives, pal. While this site didn't blow, it wasn't all that great; movie clip plus dialogue from a movie that didn't even sync together well. We all know Alice in Wonderland had plenty of Woodstock/Cheech and Chong/Andy Warhol naked in a bath tub full of tomato juice references, ok?

+3

In layman's terms, drugs are bad.

+2

m,kay?

+1

The reason I loved it so much was because I laughed my *ss off when I first saw it. Granted re-dubs are cheap, but there are so very few that make me ROFL

Never saw the movie, so I only get the joke at face value.

hoooooly f*cking sh*t man, seriously

lulz

You've been on a roll.

Holy crap that's quite a bundle

i liked it alot.

I quite enjoyed watching this

Every time a child is Molested a republican gets it's wings.

Coke?! Why never I'm a Pepsi man.

+1

Possibly the best Disney YTMND ever.

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