yes indeed

i c wut u did thar

This fullfills all the requirements of an U&C ytmnd: pole(s), any variation of a monkey(ies?), and bjork. Five'd.

Isn't Bjork herself a monkey?

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This makes me feel weird and uneasy.

That was bjork, not this ytmnd.

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this ytmnd delivers.

My thoughts exactly

I came.

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long periods of time sitting on the couch watching television. A better selection in that case would be a coffee cup or a lamp.Larger objects, such as sofas and twenty foot lengths of stainless steel tubing make poor choices if you plan to take your new love on outings or lengthy vacations. Select something more manageable, such as a vase or handbag. Those items have both beauty and functionality and can be a compliment rather than an encumbrance. If you are more the type to spend time at seedy neighbor

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neighborhood bars or barbeques where the host wears white v-necked tee shirts, then perhaps a toaster or hammer might be up your alley.

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i'd hit it.

LOVE

Poor apelike creature, I'm lonely too.

please make moar aminals sites

aminals >

Not voting until it's through a fisheye lens.

Aw, this reminds me of the YTMND I just deleted because it was too sad (a Harlow monkey in the Strange Situation without its mama, to pink floyd lullaby).