So Good 5

Ernest Beat em up™ gets kooked up n hurt™

+2

Ernist™ is a real Kong Flu Fighter™

Ow my ears. 4.

YES

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh

also Flatulence

He seems to be experiencing intense intestinal cramps.

you definitely have your distinct style

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

*FART*

ernest krottied wtc

ErnestMan's™ 9/11 Krottyspiracy

I don't like the fart noise you use get a better one

-5

there is no better fart noise, get better ears

+2

this is actually scientifically proven to be the best sound

+11

i watch these ytmnds over and over again because of those delicious fartz

^ scat muncher

-2

^Dumpy F*GGET

-1

It's spelled F*GGOT, F*GGOT

You get special f*g treatment for being both Dump AND f*ggy

+1

No thanks, I don't want special treatment from f*gs. Go hit on someone else.

+1

I thought I told you to shut up, dumpy f*gget.

+1

miak

+1

oh my god

AHHHHFEUHGEGEGBEGEGEG

Just a looped gif of him getting up would have been equally hilarious

I stole your idea, among other things, and made a crappy site - thank you™

And by "crappy" I mean "awesome"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! + -Fart- + MK Theme + Ernest = Stomach muscle pain.

Ernest did 9/11

+1

There is a difference between annoying and funny

-8

that difference is exemplified very well in your comment, annoying dumpy idiot.

+7

Happy to provide educational services

-6

the only thing funnier than this site are the comedic tastes of people who don't find this hilarious

+4

Maybe it just has something to do with age perhaps?

-3

I noticed you made sure to properly punctuate that sentence. That's part of being a grown up, everyone. Take note of this. No time for children and pranks here, no sir, especially not on YTMND.com of all places. fatboysingsgrindcore.ytmnd.com, for example, is the kind of comedy a learned, mature mind creates.

+3

lol... madDogs madburn

+4

"fatboysingsgrindcore.ytmnd.com, for example, is the kind of comedy a learned, mature mind creates." Yeah, they included it on Comedy Central, don't you know? Various celebrities and international heads of state have personally recommended it. Made Michael Caine sh*t his pants.

-5

Speak when spoken to, Dumpy.

+4

I don't take orders from anyone

-5

good job you've proven you're a stubborn *ssh*le with no sense of humor who doesn't know when to shut up, get in line with the rest of the dumpys and take a number

+5

That poor boy can't catch a break.

+3

I'm sorry, but I am just not smart enough to appreciate your comic genius with terms like 'Dumpy'. Does Peter Griffin write your stuff?

-6

Yes. Peter Griffin, a fictional cartoon character, jumped to life out of the TV and now he works 24/7 in my basement writing ytmnd material. It's great. It's not a stupid and f*cking retarded idea from a fat dumpy moron, it's great.

+5

"I don't take orders from anyone" LOL you so badass MadDogSoldier. But aren't Soldiers supposed to take orders? Durrr

+6

Are you calling me 'Dumpy' because I took a dump on your YTMND?

-5

No, he's calling you dumpy because you're a dumb f*ggot that can't grasp simple points.

+3

oh this is rich, in his mind there's a movie playing where he's this guy - fightmybaby.ytmnd.com - and we're all the babies attacking him.

oh my god, I am so insulted <sarcasm>

-5

"Yes. Peter Griffin, a fictional cartoon character, jumped to life out of the TV and now he works 24/7 in my basement writing ytmnd material." With you, it almost seems credible...

-4

Stop trying Dumpy.

+3

MADDOGSOLDIER SHUT THE F*CK UP

-1

Earnest and Lyle Alzado, both dead. LOL!

excuse me but did you hear him say snabbadoo a slimjim, that was macho man randy hogan

+3

dang do I feel stupid, I thought it was Rowdy Andre the Savage

Reminds of Omega Tiger Woods in MUGEN... good times.

you know what I mean Verne ™

I can't stop watching this

you should cite the "AAAAAH" video from www.thatvideosite.com ... you took a voice form a dude f*cking a girl in the *ss and having the loudest orgasm on record. CITE IT! CITE THE PAIN!

theres a facebook group dedicated to it

i'm in that facebook group!!

Worst YTMND evar.

-5

Well, at least it's slightly better than the stuff FatherMackenzie makes, I'll give him that much.

What do you call a whiny downvoter who stalks the comment page after his ego has been badly bruised

+2

Dumpy?

+3

"What do you call a whiny downvoter who stalks the comment page after his ego has been badly bruised" MurdarMachene

-7

check my vote history dumpy

+7

Dumpys need to know what they are: http://dumpyidiot.ytmnd.com/

+3

OMG, I'm a big, fat construction worker!

-2

Quiet Dumpy, just do your job.

+4

Yes! Ernest YTMND's FTW!

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

-1

thank you for opening my eyes to the 9/11 conspiracy

t

+1

Fun fact: Both Ernest (Jim Varney) and Bronk Stinson (Lyle Alzado, the guy throwing the punches) both succumbed to cancer. FATALITY!

when will you become a pink user?!

+1

max dislikes me on a personal level because I'm funnier and more popular than he ever was :(

+3

well, think of it this way: Max is making a lot of money from me whoring Murdar on the Sponsors list, so it's pretty unlikely he'd give Murdar the recognition he deserves.

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all my sites got down voted :C i think i need to inprove karma. also gawd i love your sites

YES! that raging orgasm clip is priceless

The sound alone makes this 5-worthy. B)

Thank you for contributing to hrmm I dunno ermmm HMM i Dunno HMM f*ck it

must find aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh sound...to spam in CS...

+1

forgot your 5

+1

9/22 conspiravy

How did I miss this one?

Sheer dastardly excellence. Flat out love it.