dman straight

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yes..... YES!

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this site will be killed™

-3

dude, seriously. DUH!

-3

Little jingle at the very end was excellent

^ but even if the little jingle at the very end was the worst thing ever recorded I would still have 5'd it and left a comment about how great it was

you speak for all of us when you say "STFU MAC!"

wow kaizen has had sex with a whole single woman before. he has a social life! BEHOLD

I was expecting a bike chase, but this is even better! Thank you sir for silencing what could NOT be shut up. You are my inspiring hero.

+5

It is my honor.

http://wangton.myminicity.com/sec

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hahaha!!

+1

Call a plumber to fix the sync.

+3

eh sh*tty execution

I use one and I made http://send.ytmnd.com/ in about 15 seconds, LOL

-4

STFU fool

-3

Mac ownz J00

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poor apple fanboy

+5

Hey, HEY-- Shut up. Shut the F*CK up.

+2

oh no! l33t speak! what will we do now?

-2

needs mac and apple logo at the end.

+1

great

RAWR!

I love you

Shut the FRUIT up!

+3

Hey, FREAK YOU, pal!

+2

Die Hard 4 on TNT?

+2

Damn, NSFW'd. Come on, it's just the F word.

it's not like anyone on ytmnd has a job

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But we have to go to the welfare office once a month.

+2

Yeah I drag my Tandy8000 down to the DHS office in a cardboard box to differentiate myself from the hobos.

+1

my mom might hear but good thing I live in the basement

+1

Anyone found viewing ytmnds at work would be fired. It doesn't matter if they're work safe or not.

LOL

wtfuu

-3

kinda boring.

-3

As maddox once said: the only difference between mac users and pc users is mac users can't shut their traps.

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And PC users are f*ggot pox faced virgins who spend hours making YTMNDs and playing Portal. I have a Mac because I can easily afford one, I've had sex with a woman, and will have sex with a women in the future, I have a social life, and live in a city better than yours. I like knowing that I'm above all of you nerds, and I like knowing my Mac is better than your PC, because if that wasn't true, there wouldn't be a few hundred YTMNDs trying to plead with everyone who will listen that PCs are better.

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Hey, HEY-- Shut up, shut the F*CK up.

+4

You got me! "LAWL! 1 K@nZ Plai gamEZ! on mai PC with teh Wind0wz VI$$$ta! I <3 PC~! What? Jes I've seen teh womenz vag1n@! I've seen it on teh nets!"

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I think it's pretty obvious how much of a sex life a kid must have if he comes and bitches about it, like we care how much he can lie and make himself look more and more like an idiot. Kid, get a life and stop lying to give your pathetic life any more justification.

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Yeah Herb, you caught me. I'm lying. LOL! F*cking dork. 'WAAAAAAAH!! PCS ARE BETTER THAN MACS!! WAAAAAAAAH!!! I'VE SEEN A GIRL NAKED ON THOSE WEBCAM SITES WITH MY PC!! I GO THERE WHEN I'M NOT PLAYING WOW FOR 12 HOURS!! WAAAAAH YOU ZERGED MY CLOUDSONG!! WAAAAH MACS SUCK!' LOL

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Owning a mac gets you laid? Kaizen is proof that there are people stupid enough out there to gobble up all the idiotic stereotypes that Apple wants you to believe about Macs and PCs. Kaizen, why don't you show your girlfriend the 12-year-old rant that you just posted, she'll probably find it hot.

+4

Kaizen's idea of a social life is chatting on AIM.

+7

Coincidentally I started getting laid around the time I switched from Mac to PC, something must be very wrong with me

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Yeah, 12 year old rant. Sure. I love this sh*t because it gets you PC nerds all pissy. Most PC nerds prefer them over Macs because of games. More often than not those are the types who a hardcore into those games and are devoid of all social skills. Hence, nerds who never touched a woman. Hell, look at all the hallelujah comments in here. 'YES FINALLY!' LOL! It's a joke. Anytime someone makes an anti-mac YTMND the comment section turns into a homosexual f*ckfest.

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tl;dr, sustFu.

-1

"Yeah, 12 year old rant. " Yep, described what you said exactly, Kaizen.

I didn't really make this site to bash on Macs. I think they're okay, but as said before, most Mac users can't STFU about how great their Macs are.

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Don't worry. Mac users can bash PCs all they want, but anyone suggesting the opposite is a hater.

+1

Oddflame, I'll 4 for the site now that you said that and for it's content.

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How many megs of RAM, Kaizen?

+4

Eight!

-2

More like 4.

+2

Hey, Portal made me happy, hater.

maddox is a sellout, and the ratio of Mac-hating sites to PC-hating sites is 10:1 so the only difference is that there's more PC users. How's that piece of sh*t Vista working for you?

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LOL @ Vista!

-2

Hah I have a Mac and all my friends love it more than their PCs and I haven't said a word of Apple-preaching to them. Go ahead and down vote this, but you all know Macs are more expensive for a reason.

+1

Also, I'm getting a PC soon for MS PAINT

+1

Oh, and I think we need to shut the f*ck up about all of this anyway.. they're f*cking computers.

No, it's ok, let these goofs know that the PC circle jerk they hold in anti-mac YTMNDs is just as obnoxious as the Apple ads themselves. Also, let them know they are virgins. 'PEE CEEZ HAVE MAOR GAMEZ!' Yeah, sure. Knock yourself out dweebs.

holy sh*t i just saw that my comment had a reply flood. Wow Kaizen's a dick..

+1

no offense to kaizen or mac users but i like how babyeater said mac users cant shut their traps and kaizen proceeded to write an essay. anyway, i agree with the type of computer one owns determines their personality, social life, and sex life. how am i supposed to get some hunnys with tha pc, its like yo baby look at my pc. you know what they say to me? they fukin laugh. when i show them my mac...sh*t...I GET ALL THA HUNNYS WITH THA MAC.

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You all have to be f*cking kidding me. The only way computers effect someone's sex life is if they talk to a girl about their computer. And considering mac users can't shut the f*ck up..

I use a Mac and I could give a sh*t what any of you use. All I know for sure is that Justin Long (Mac Guy) sucks, Die Hard 4 sucks, and maddox sold out.

mack

-1

-s suck

+2

macks does suck (lol)

+1

Yippie ki yay, Mr. Falcon

+4

Die Hard 2 on cable TV ftw

HA really clever. winrar

+1

Yes. . . YES!! MEGA-WIN!!!!

-1

boo-urns

-1

5 for the description baahahah

+1

This kind of reminds me of a site that I was going to make myself. I was gonna use the scene from dodgeball where he gets a wrench thrown at his face right after he says "Hi I'm a mac" and then it would show PC with a wrench in his hand saying "and I'm a PC." I was pretty far along with making the site but then i had hard drive failure and lost everything :(

+1

Lol well said.

LOL

All throughout the entire movie we called him "Mac." I don't even know what his name was supposd to be.

+1

in the movie, his name's Matt (Matt Farrell). close enough. in real life, his name's Justin Long.

+1

Justin Long is cool outside those commercials

Weird...I don't remember Bruce Willis using "f*ck" during that scene in the movie. Was this from the unrated version?

Yeah, the unrated DVD version.

+2

Macs rule and Die Hard 4 f*cking sucked. This was doomed from the start.

-2

learn to buck up

+1

gotta go smoke a cigarette

You could have solved your sound issues had you used a mac.

Lol, they are riding in a car with an open canister of helium.

+1

I'm a "mac person" and I love this.

synch up, synch the F*CK up

LOL JAWESOME!

HAHA god those commercials piss me off

stfu

Good

shut the F*CK up.

-2

I use laptop...

Thank you Mr. McClain.

needs the all-white Apple logo screen at the end