Nicely done

Thanks. I wanted to spend more time on the audio but I've never done a sync and I've got tons of sh*t to do today. Maybe next time!

Ladders are phallic.

LOL good point!

5'd and fauv'ed for ESRBTMND!!! THAT WAS SOOO F*CKIN FUNNY TOO!!! how creative!

I'm hoping that others create some ESRBTMNDs, too. I've got a couple ideas and one more in the works currently. Put on your conservative censorship thinking caps and join the cause!

M for ladders

OMG!!! Don't give Jack Thompson more to work with!!! http://lyingbastardgotpwned.ytmnd.com/

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wai did someone -1 this - I "hearted the f*ck outta" this comment

the first hentai game.

+3

Exactly. It spurred future upskirt princess shots such as: http://peachthong.ytmnd.com/

+2

Furry hentai at that.

+2

but I poop from there

-1

Damn! Those ladders always ruin it for everyone.

+4

Jack Thompson argues that kids fall off of ladders "as a result of this glorification of climbing them to save princesses." I'm missing the citation on that quote, but so is he... on almost every one of his "facts"...

+3

Maybe he was just trying to describe the psyches of mustachioed Italian plumbers.

this reminds me of chutes and ladders

reminded me of...sh*t

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Good arbitrary comment.

+5

Good arbitrary comeback.

+5

Good arbitrary reply.

+5

Good arbitrary followup.

+3

Good obituary cement.

+4

Good auxiliary argument.

+1

Good 6 hit Combo, now go for the Fatality!

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You get a 3. Want to know why? ESRBTMND is made of fail, and the music is annoying. In fact, I might just give you a two.

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The sound is annoying, yes. But ESRBTMND will take over the world!

The sound is annoying, yes. But ESRBTMND will take over the world!

+3

I kind of like the audio. It sharply punctuates the PSA—and I can't think of any PSA with a jamming soundtrack.

LOL, thanks for the input, but this guy was referring to the audio I originally put in... it was that annoying opening sound where DK is climbing the ladder, just before he f*cks up the place and laughs (before the game actually starts.)

-1

Wait, you get a one so it evens out the abnormally high rating.

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Awesome! Reminds me of http://supermariolostlevels.ytmnd.com/

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f*ck you.

+1

Ear rape warning.

No f*cking kidding.

Awesome! Reminds me of http://supermariolostlevels.ytmnd.com/

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THE MAP HAS SHARP CORNERS OMFG.

LOL! Very good point. If they wanted to take it down to a T rating, they might have to install rounded corner guards or something.

-1

You should try doing another YTMND editting all of the "bad" ESRB stuff.

I was thinking of doing that, actually! But not today. I'm studying for two finals tomorrow... (yes, two finals on a Saturday. GHEY!) Any suggestions for games? Send me a message.

-1

megaman. make him shoot kittens and butterflies attack him

ladders

They're dangerous!

-1

The gag itself is good, but that piece of music is way too short (and a little annoying) to work with the duration of the GIF. Find a music loop that's longer (maybe the DK title screen?) and it'll be much better, IMO.

+1

Good plan.

THIS NEEDS TO BE UPVOTED YOU C*CK MONGERS

+1

WOO!

Omg you CAN see her panties. That's so hawt.

Terrible audio and the punchline takes too long.

I see the red x of death and BIPFT sites written all over this.

sooo true!

so tru!

rofl at "italian steriotypes"

Well, they weren't as prevalent in this game as later on in the series of games starring Mario, but he DOES have a huge mustache.

-1

"Oh, a ball!" "Yes." "That would be fun!" "that would NOT be fun."

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WTF

ESRB

-1

Aw, boooooo! Change the music back!

Seriously? I don't know, man. The old opening music got pretty annoying after two loops. The background music the site currently sports was meant to be looped, OVER AND OVER, and not be annoying.

have it start off with the main Donkey Kong theme, then have it slip into the music that's currently there... duh

I can beat Super Mario Brothers in 7 minutes flat, Contra in 16 but that game is still harder than a 60 year old man on Viagra. Modern video games just don't stack up to older games. Sure the graphics are better and they have stories behind them but does it really matter when you buy your game at midnight and beat it at 3 AM?

+1

Amen, brother. I attribute that fact to the greed and laziness of the game industry these days. They release shorter games faster and since each one costs you sixty bucks, they're wiping their asses with Benjamins like evary day.

-1

The last game I actually played was San Andreas. And yes it took about a total of 20 hours to beat but given the medium, the technology and the funding they could have done so much better. Pacman, Space Invaders, Frogger and the original Donkey Kong posed as a challenge. Now you just continue your game from your last save point. Why not just build U U D D L R L R B A SELECT START into every game?

SO many developers could do SO much better... unfortunately, even though they now have the power to patch and expand, many console games are released only once and with many shortcomings. Me being the perfectionist that I am, though, I'm just never fully satisfied with anything these days, so don't take my word for it. I just look at a lot of games and say "they could have done (this) and changed (that) but they probably never will."

-1

Harder doesn't always make them better, but I can see what you are saying. The industry has sacrificed difficulty for accessibility. I am a man who needs his saves, however. Without saves, progress is meaningless, and the game is a lot less satisfying imo. Nothing says fun like passing those same boring first levels over and over just to get to the new challenging stuff. Sure it extends the game's length and value, but at the cost of repetition, and there is nothing I hate more than watching reruns on TV.

For a game to be really great, it needs to strike a perfect balance between difficulty, accessibility, and of course fun. If its more frustratingly difficult than fun, why are you wasting your time on the game? You might as well do something constructively painful, like work, or chores. Alternatively, a game that is too is easy, while lacking in frustration, is simply boring, because challenge increases the sense of accomplishment one can get from achieving a goal.

And whoa CreepPipe the last game you played was San Andreas? No wonder you stopped gaming. If you like RPGs, I suggest you try Mass Effect. I am currently enthralled, absorbed into the game. So far its one of the best games I have had in years.

You know if you guys want to get into some difficult games, there's a series called the Wanderers from YS which are actually rather hard. They offer saves, levels, all those types of typical RPG fun stuff, however it's an action RPG where -your- moves, not your -stats- keep you alive. They released some fairly new ones which still play very old school, The Oath in Felghana and I forget the other one. You can torrent them, or if you want to go out of your way and get an import you can do that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmfgw9FxZyM&feature=related Some footage of the game.

Dududu DU DU dududu DU DU dududu DU DU! *continues mangling the DK song*

+2

Crisp and polished!

Alright, 5000 Bonus points!

I love chasing the hairy apes with princesses. I live in New Jersey, after all.

instant classic! just add win!

Wasn't that Daisy? Fap

Ladders!?! it should be rated AO

SHHH, Jack Thompson is listening! If it got rated AO, he wouldn't have anyone to blame for kids falling off of ladders because Wal-Mart just wouldn't sell an AO game!

-1

... wait, that's a good thing!

-1

It's either the ESRB or the government. Both try their hardest to preempt the other.

I never let my kids play games with ladders in them.

-1

now that song will be stuck in my head all day... dut dah-dah-dah-dah dut dah-dah-dah-dah dut dah-dah-dah-dah dut dah-dah-dah-dah dut dah-dah-dah-dah dut dah-dah-dah-dah dut dah-dah-dah-dah

Glad I could help!

It could be Stephanie he's carrying up the ladder.

But she poops from there!

Not right then she didn't. Actually, now that I think about ShadowSL's comment, this would make a good BIPFT spoof... anyone up to the challenge? I'll send the unedited gif elements to you if you are!

LOL, Ladders

The ESRB is only a safety net for the video game industry. They can put a content and age rating label on any game and if some f*cknut goes around and shoots a bunch of people they can't blame that the video game made them do it. They have to put the responsibility on the parents and community. Think of it as the MPAA.

Exactly. Every person should be held accountable for their own actions in situations like that. Saying, "Oh, GTA made me do it" should not even make a single person think twice about the cognitive or decision making ability of a person. I say if you f*ck up, you pay the price.

-1

the start of a new fad.

Gee whilickers, I sure hope so!

-1

So, I hope this is the first in a series of classic game ESRBTMNDs. Excellent work.

It most certainly is, my friend. I'm working on a couple myself, and I hope somebody else takes up the fad, too. Anybody who wants to is more than welcome. I'll send you the gifs!

I can't wait to see an ESRBTMND for a LucasArts game. SO much to say.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

-1

All lame comments and no play makes TheManWithNoFace a f*g.

Ladders, ROFL!!!

SOmeone alert Jack Thompson!

But I poop from there!

5'd for ladders.

lol original concepts. and italian stereotypes.