I thought this was pretty dumb until it got to "Stop it. I'm going to c- c- coRYGJERHFDJ"

+10

yeah that part did it for me

+2

But I excrete from there.

+1

Not right now ya don't.

+1

By the way, just a simple suggestion: Mess with "incinerated" so that GLaDOS says "inserted."

+1

It is green.

+1

deep penetration agents

+1

^also blue balls

+1

NEEDS MORE FIVES ALL UP IN HERES!

+1

Speedy thing goes in.... speedy thing comes out.....

+11

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-6

wtf?!? fourest... spamming?

Orgasm Science! We screw who we must because we can! http://orgasmic.ytmnd.com/

-7

I can't believe you put that garbage site on the same level as this.

weeeeeeeeeee

just stuff it into me

+6

Thanks for reaffirming the belief that if it exists, there is some sort of porn for it...

+3

This was an orgy. I'm making a note here: HUGE SAUSAGE. It's hard to overstate your huge erection. Orgasm Science We screw who we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Who love to give lots of head, But there's no sense crying over every butt-rape. You just keep on screwing till your *ssh*le's agape. And the sexing gets done. And you shoot all your cum. For the people who are still erect. I'm so f*cking horny. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you threw me down. And raped me. My *ss is torn into pieces. And every piece feels like it's on fire But I didn't care because, I knew it felt good for you. Now these drops of semen make a beautiful line. And you're out of semen. You released it on time. So I'm GLaD. I got f*cked Think of all the things I sucked for the people who are still erect. Go ahead and bang me. I think I prefer it in my eye. Maybe you'll find somewhere else to stick it. Maybe my earhole THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this c*ck is gr

+17

eat. It's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's f*cking to do. When I look out there, it makes me want to go screw I've got orgasms to make. There is so much c*ck to take From the people who are still erect And believe me I am still erect. I'm getting naked and I'm still erect. I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still erect. While you're dying I'll be still erect. And when you're dead I will be still erect. STILL ERECT (x2)

+13

shut the f*ck up

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NAUT

The only humanoid characters in this game are female, making erections impossible.

+5

Epic song.

I don't know about the cake, but HOWABOUT THAT PIE?

+3

I'd do 'er.

lol

put it in some cereal and rub it all over my face

This is one of the reasons I love the internet. Guys who think about sex in games more than sex with women.

some think more about sex with men.

+8

sex with games.

+5

sex between men who want to have sex with games.

hey i play video games

-3

F-UcKenzie

-2

LOL PORTAL

-2

I played with my scrotum

I watched a man shave his balls.

+1

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

+3

i lol'd @ the whoas

Fine. DO touch it.

didnt feel the need to listen

-5

Then why did you feel the need to vote?

+8

I can take a bath in this stuff xD

+2

lol, nice... im dubbing this into every porno i own... (also, +1 for Foriegner)

Oh my goodness.

Portal sucks. Robot voice clips having sex, great effort

-7

I'm glad I didn't really have to know anything about the game to find this funny.

+1

Robuttsex

That thing is probably some raw sewage container. You should rub your face all over it! That part had me.

THAT, WAS PRETTY F*CKNG COOL>:> N OT THAT COOL>> B UT BUT F+PRETYY FIULC :))

lmao, wtf

After this, GLaDOS developed a severe addiction to cybersex and started sleeping with Max Headroom. Those May-December virtual relationships...

Did you just mix Portal and Foreigner into a YTMND without failing? Two epic things combined into one. 5 and fav'd

fiv for I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE ISSSSS!!!!!

I have a bad feeling that this is going to be digg'd.

then sponsored, then max-hacked.

+1

"Speedy thing goes in.... speedy thing comes out....." LOL!!!!

pure pawn age

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

-2

You are an excellent test subject.

Shes sexy

I could take a bath in this stuff

Just stuff it in me... you were an excellent test subject!

Well, something got inserted and it wasn't a floppy... heh heh, alllllllriiiiiight!