Yay, Chav!

jean luc'd

+9

He just kept singing in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic.

+30

He should have caroled with a steel drum...

+15

THAT'S ALRIGHTEST THING I EVER SAW

+7

I look at your name, and it makes me think of Che Guevera. 5'D for that, but +% for E.

-9

it's chav-SLAYER

+1

nail on the head codebrown, right on the head

+1

Phail'd. =[

-1

PACARD

+2

Needs more facepalm.

-1

It is green.

+1

tubular royalty free sound effects

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WRONG!

+13

Jean Luc hates children.

+8

Attack his vocal cords for massive emotional trauma that he'll have to get therapy for later, only for it to resurface in his golden years when TV emerges and the Star Trek begins.

-1

more gravy than of grave

+6

Bah!

+3

Humbug! Oh, yeah... COLOSSALLY EPIC DOMAIN GRAB.

+3

Picard only celebrates Kwanza

+21

See that stick he has that he uses on that kid? I won't even tell you guys what he did to me when I trick or treated there =/

+1

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

+23

O_O

+4

lol

+2

heart warming :)

+3

It was justified. That motherf*cker was going to kill all his lillies!

+28

LOL

+2

I thought Kermit the Frog was in this?

+14

Okay, now THAT is the ultimate A Christmas Carol. If only Patrick Stewart HAD been in The Muppet Christmas Carol... oh well, that was a good movie nonetheless...

+3

don't be dissing on the Canie, yo

+1

caine

+1

Now that's the spirit of Christmas !

+3

shut up wesley

+17

Beat me to it.

+1

i liek you :]

+2

bwararar

+1

+1 for an unhappy ending, but this is the same joke. I mean, seriously, get your own style.

Nothing like a good case of child abuse. . . mmmmm.

+2

Goes down smooth. Excellently compliments that Christmas Ham!

+1

Jump on the bandwagon...

-5

P(atrick Stewart)WNED!

+3

Abridged fad please.

+9

Picard beats children

+2

Needs better sound sync.

+1

Picard hate kids =(

+1

Get off my bridge!

+7

Get off my (a)bridge(d)!

+3

He just fell for the trap.

+11

i voted five

+2

you should totally make another one but do the lex luthor "WROOOOOONG" instead lol... that was what i was expecting.

-6

Golly, I'd sure like to see Lex Luthor AGAIN for the 200th time, too! And why not we throw in some NEDM, Rick Roll, and Bel Air for good measure! Ah, hell, lets add Hassan and the Spanish Inquisition raping Stephanie while riding a stolen bike while Christopher Walken chases them in a pink running suit! That's the YTMND I wanna see! /sarcasm.

+6

^that IS the ytmnd i want to see/for realz.

+2

I concur. It will be like Foot Doctor all over again.

+2

Lizardman-esque.

+1

Hahahaha I love the new tragic Christmas YTMNDs. Beautiful work, also love the description.

+2

agreed, more plz

+1

Sound was off, but... well, I'm giving it 5 stars. God bless us, every one!

Nice. I think I have that movie recorded on vhs somewhere, but I didn't know that movie was made in 1999, it looks at least ten years older than that. Just my thought.

And they lived happily ever after.

+1

"Go away, I'm hard at work... writing in this book."

who?

-4

Simple and Effective

+1

That was beautiful!

+1

Best use of Picard possible

+1

This Month's Best Site. ROFLMAO.

+2

Silent Night'd

+2

Win.

+1

wow, the company that sponsored this movie has the same name as my town, home pride ftw!

That was hysterical. I can't stop laughing.

+1

Tard got owned

+2

lol, good one

+1

URGGHHH! *smack*

+1

THERE.ARE.FOUR.CALLING.BIRDS!

+7

THREE.FRENCH.HENS!

+4

Two durtle toves!

+3

and a partridge in a pear tree

+3

Then, On the FIFTH DAY of Christmas....

+4

There was a CO CO COMBO BREAKER!

+5

Picard thinks you deserve a ruler to the face.

+1

THERE ARE FIVE CALLING BIRDS

+1

"not good enough damit not good enough!"

+2

Epic Pacard is the worlds greatest actor, he can go from saving children to beating them in as little as 1 second(s)

+1

movie sucked.

+1

UK represent

You'll have to call again!

+2

five stars

This is a new fad, GO!

+1

THIS WILL BE PACARDED AND IT WILL BE EPIC

+2

basically i figure that PACARD will be offended that the kid isnt singing EPIC reggae and beat him

+3

MAKE THAT YTMND.

I think the ending should be left open for interpretation as to what exactly he did with that stick :/

+2

OWNED.

+1

PACARD'D

+1

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

-3

Captain Jean McScrooge Inc. XP

+1

5'd for your name.

+1

Givfe him dreadlocks! and end with the Pacard theme

-2

Everything should be abridged. Except then we would have abridged abridged verions? WAKAWAKA

+2

RAWR!

+1

-2 not even synced. refreshed

-4

Your mom wasn't synced last night, BOOYAH.

+5

Decrease the surplus population!

+2

stupid

-1

lol

+1

Stupid brat deserved it.

bah hum bug

+1

*ssh*le kid. HE'S TRYING TO WRITE.

+3

and he sang un-epic non-reggae too

+1

Hurrah! The movie adaptation of brutal beatings with a stick, from the book by Dickens. Instant 5'd

+1

You WIN, good DAY sir

+1

WHERE THE F*CK IS EPIC PACARD?

+1

RUMOR HAS IT THAT JOHN LUKE IS ON VACATION IN JAMAICA WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE HES FROM JAMAICA

+1

No the rumor was I was on vacation with Pacard in Jamaica, and then he came back to the States for Thanksgiving with me, then he left the house abruptly because Ray Liotta RUINeD the feast.... I assumed he returned to Jamaica at that point, but I'm really not sure..

+1

Well his vacation has ended, I'm sure he returned to YTMND, to get his EPIC on

+1

I love how everyone is nice to the poor kid on Christmas but the rest of the year he'll probably eat jack sh*t because his parents are retarded alcoholics that don't know how to spend money. This is why stupid people shouldn't reproduce.

+2

Child abuse = 5

+1

A f*ggy short film. Mildly funny.

-2

Thats not funny..... who am I kidding, yes it is :) 5

+1

we don't celebrate Christmas on the enterprise.

+1

:D

+1

Epic picard bitch slap.

+1

picard isnt epic only PACARD is EPIC

SPARE THE ROD, SPOIL THE CHILD

+1

superbe

+1

It's what's Xmas is all about.

+1

This reminds me. Studios and production companies, next time you think about doing a christmas carol, remember,we've had muppets, picard, fraiser, murray, rich little, george c scott, mickey mouse and so many TV sitcom and cartoon adaptations. Lets really knock it off huh?

Patrick Stewart ownage.

+1

I did not expect that. I don't know what to think.

+1

The dubbing is off, but I still loved this. Don't watch the original movie. I always wanted to watch a realistic ending. Instead of those stupid ,communist ideals of charity.

+1

This should have ended with Picard blasting him with the tommy gun...

+1

Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead! BONK!

+2

there are four lights

+2

Four Christmas lights, maybe.

+2

I'd have it no other way!

+1

Golly.

+1

great ytmnd with great comments

+1

we need another version with more dreads and the pacard song

+1

This has nothing to do with The Awesome Humbug!!!

-1