Working double time on the seduction line

+4

she was one of a kine she was mine all mine.

+4

That's because you're a n*gg*r.

+5

atleast he's not a f*ggot =/

+1

^ i guess you'll be seeing more of them

i want to be polyester

+7

I had my heart set on Lycra.

+6

You can hold down the "N" button for continuous weaving.

+18

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

+3

What about "Shift+n"... same thing? Or how about "Shift+N"? Is that deadly?

New York (lightning bolt) London

Good loop. Good dew.

+2

im made of yarn

This is a stretch. Rarely do you see such disparity in a dew army site.

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knock me, ow!

lol "rarely do you see such a disparity" glad we have shakespeares dumbass droppin comments on this awesomeness. eff your dew army you hasselhoffin es oh bee.

-1

lamest attempt to sound intellectual on ytmnd ever

+4

We can't give him credit for the "stretch" and "nylon" pun, even if unintended?

+3

no credit will be given to anybody who tries to be serious in these parts of the tubes, go back to facebook

F*ck my clothes are cotton

sounds more like "you should be on my lawn"

+4

I hate aluminum.

sounds like skeet skeet

lol

HAHAHAHA!!!!

dude i had a five down for you but you lost a star for keyword whoring. sorry dewd. <- c wat i ded thar?? f*ck you.

+3

i c wut u did thar

bing bang

i never liked dew army

-4

Nonfail and awesomeness

Awesome Dew!

+2

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE!!!

+3

FOR THE LULZ!

-3

Lol, I already am

+1

DEW LIVES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

+5

It never died. >_>

+4

i am nylon kernmantel

dew

AC/DC is using subliminal messaging. Nylon backwards sounds like nolyn, clearly this is ploy to get us to watch Christopher Nolan movies.

+4

I did have the urge to watch Memento and Insomnia.. wow it's said that I knew who he was.

I tried being a nylon once. I wasn't very good at it. This is bad advice, why is it so highly rated?

Five'd because you spelled out the lightning bolt. They really need to make that an official punctuation mark of some kind.

+2

thanks!

All right, I've just set up an appointment next Tuesday with the plastic surgeon. What else, Sirs?

+1

This reminds me of Dew. Sweet Dew.

f*ck this n*gg*r sh*t

-5

Good dew. This reminds me that I always wanted AC/DC to change their musical style just for a couple of songs but then again I probably would have hated those songs.

+3

I think they've pretty much got it down to a formula. It's worked for years, so why f*ck with it? AHEMMMMmetallica

+1

nice.

DEW ARMY! 5

-1

BUT I LIKE BEING COTTON =(

Not right now you don't.

-1 because the whole notion of "being" an inanimate object like nylon is ridiculous, and i cant respect that.

-1

ACDC - Acrylic Crayon Dye Cashmere

I call blue!

XD

Hell yeah bout time we had some acca dacca dew army style sh*t

I don't like to have to try hard for a dew. It should be immediate.

Cute

its ok...

-1

Gotta 5 the Dew!

wonderful!

nylon'd

wow did i not hear that

who?

-2

YEAH DEW, SHOULD BE ALL NYLON

Yes! Awesome

holy sh*t, I thought the dew army covered everything good work

+1

Good point.

a sweet sweet dew

Simply awful. All dew army site creators should be locked up in the stocks for a week. This'll learn ya!

-1

-1

Hmm... "THE AND E... oy oy oy"

Hardy har har

the pic isnt even f*ckin nylon... goddamnit still favd

lawl

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Awesome.

Why the hell is my 5 not registering?