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| Site Title: | Happy Holidays from Jean Claude Van Damme | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | holidaycheer.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | ryanmontana | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2007-12-05 17:05:48 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Hard Target + edits | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Hard Target | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Happy Holidays! | ||||||||||
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| crunch OW |
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| I thought he was getting stabbed in the crotch at first. | ||||||
| why would he do that to someone's arm. what a douche bag |
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| That poor arm. =( I agree with the Douche bag comment. | ||||||
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| That's such a witty and insightful comment Bob. Build me another one. |
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| ryanmontana for featured user |
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| Hoo hoo. Good one. What's next...wait lemme guess..."im no lawyer, but im pretty sure this site is guilty of horribly raping my eyes" |
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| What a maroon... |
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| Keep going Bob. :D | ||||||
| im no life insurance salesman, but this site has a pretty good 401-GAY and a nice roth IRGAY | ||||||
| Troopers! I have just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled, and we can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends will have died here... will have died for nothing. But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like these - freedom, and justice - they get packed up. But... we can all go home. Well... I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-bitch Bison's *ss so HARD... |
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| that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home... and who wants to go with ME! |
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| Meh | ||||||
| win win win win |
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| can I get that broken arm gift wrapped? |
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| rofl |
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| Painful |
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| lol | ||||||
| *LOL* Great job on the synch. |
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| ju wanna call the cops? | ||||||
| AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHH |
+9 | |||||
| AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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| AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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| Note to self: Never get an erection in the presence of John Claude Van Damme. |
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| broke dick |
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| !quotepipe | ||||||
| Well, it's probably safe, unless you're dumb enough to come up behind him and smack him on the shoulder with it! |
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| @ CreepPipe: Jean Claude Van Damme, in his newest movie.... Brokedick Fountain. |
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| Merry Mullets! |
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| Hehe... I guess safety's not guaranteed. | ||||||
| Van Damme takes care of Santa's naughty list. |
+9 | |||||
| 5'd for epic holiday perm mullet |
+1 | |||||
| Victory. | ||||||
| Jean Claude van Mullet says nighty night bitches |
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| Basic joint locks for the... for the basic joint locks. |
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| Nice work, man. How can I NOT 5 a Van Damme site? |
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| also, is it just me or does the sound FX in Hard Target sound really cheap? it sounds like the simultaneous opening and crushing of an aluminum can to me... |
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| haha | ||||||
| Thats my kind of greeting card. |
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| 5 for key words |
+1 | |||||
| 40mg oxycontin llllllllllll | ||||||
| Yo Santa, here's my list. I'd like 2 broken arms by Van Damme, dislocated legs by Chuck Norris, and permanent paralysis courtesy of David Tua. |
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| *SNAP* Bow to your sensei! |
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| you nailed it man | ||||||
| damn holidays. |
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| thats the most i've laughed in a while |
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| Too freaking funny |
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| Piss off you down voting piece of sh*t. |
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| No need to be a ruffian. One star votes are permitted just as other votes are. |
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| Don't worry kids. I deserve a piece of coal in my stocking this year. It doesn't hurt my feelings. | ||||||
| voting nazi says ALL VOTES MUST BE REASONABLE |
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| Why don't you take your pig stick... and your boyfriend... and take the next bus out of here? |
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| Give me your carrot cake. |
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| Give me your cornucopia. | ||||||
| *SNAP* OW my arm! |
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| I laughed out loud. |
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| OH SNAP! |
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| superbe |
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| i laffed | ||||||
| needs more blood spurting everywhere and naked teenage girls running away screaming | ||||||
| Also mullets | ||||||
| That crunch is the sound of twisting the core of a head of lettuce. |
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| Honestly not seeing what's so great about this. | ||||||
| wow...this is retarded |
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| Like you would know anything about making good sites Bob. |
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| OW | ||||||
| <3 happy holidays to you too, ya f*ckin wankers :D | ||||||
| lol, description | ||||||
| 5'd for mullet |
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| hahahaa | ||||||
| bad sync but awesome | ||||||
| For my birthday he punched me in the nuts and told me it was a blood sport | ||||||
| holiday cheer at its best | ||||||
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| This is a metaphor for creativity, and Van Damme (much like his movies) is sent to destroy it. | ||||||
| Shhhhh...I know. But keep it down, people are trying to enjoy the site. |
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| lol | ||||||
| Why am I suddenly excited about Christmas? | ||||||
| Bad guy shouldn't have grabbed Jean Claude's wrist. That'll learn 'em. | ||||||
| AAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW | ||||||
| Santa Claude is coming to pwn. |
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| 5'd for keyword. |
+1 | |||||
| im no lawyer, but im pretty sure this site is guilty of horribly raping my eyes |
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| +5000 for JCVD | ||||||
| His face is priceless |
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| Fix sync for the 5 | ||||||
| Chuck Norris next, please. | ||||||
| Merry Christmas, movie extra. -JCVD | ||||||
| Alright... That was a pants pisser.... | ||||||
| hilarious | ||||||
| Joyeux Noel, motherf*cker. | ||||||
| How come we never see you and BTape in the same room? | ||||||
| He's the wrong sex for me. Sorry. | ||||||
| I wonder what Luke Wilson did to deserve getting his arm broken |
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| stole my bike. | ||||||
| lol cool one, yeah i f*cked it up | ||||||
| This offends me. 5. | ||||||
| crispety crunchety peanut buttery |
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| o my god that is crunchy |
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| Dude i f*cking love your sites XD | ||||||
| Whole point of the contests is to inspire people to create good new sites. So every f*cking cancer patient here enters old sites and defeats the purpose - and safe bet everyone complains about YTMND being dead. This is why we can't have nice things. Homos. |
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| Relax. I didn't read the Contest Description before I entered the sites. I pm'd max and asked for them to be removed. And f*ck you too. |
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| ...and stop calling me a "cancer patient". My Uncle died from cancer, so I take it very personally. Dick. |
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| i need to watch that movie.... | ||||||
| I don't understand how 2007 people are replying to a 2009 comment | ||||||
| Calm down Mel! | ||||||
| Calm down Mel! |
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| lol Mel, that's a jewish name, isn't it? |
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| are you mad because you owe money with interest? |
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| HOLD! |
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| This is not Kosher, what are you doing? | ||||||
