FIRST

+2

PINEST

+5

this site will be killed™

-1

excellent

+3

SPRUCEST

+3

CEDARST

+3

DEKU TREEST

+6

BIG DEKU TREE

+3

I like how this string went from "First" to "Big Deku Tree" rofl

+4

DEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKU DEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKU DEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKU DEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKU DEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKU DEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKU DEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKU DEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKUDEKU

+2

BUT I SPROUT FROM THERE

+14

Not when Gohma: Parasitic Armored Arachnoid infests your insides, you don't.

+16

i tried to get an autograph from keatonkeaton yesterday. he pushed me over and spat on me.

+4

jew made movie

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lol@jew made movie. Hook did 9/11

+4

How the hell am I supposed to get my kickass comment at the top of the page with all these comments up already?

+2

jews were most certainly responsible partly if not fully for the 9/11 terror attacks. and this is a jew made movie so yeah hook did 9/11

-9

The best part is how his attitude toward all the pirates (YTMNDers) reflects that of actual favored users.

+1

("BUT I SPROUT FROM THERE")...Not right now, you dont

+1

Jesus was a Jew.

That's Smee in the corner!

+24

JAMES HOOK IS NEVERLAND!

+1

JAMES HOOK IS NARNIA!

+3

JAMES HOOK IS NAMBLA

+10

That's Smee in the spot light, losing my religion and i don' know if i can 1 this. Oh no, i've 5'd too much, I haven't 5'd enough..

+13

HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK!

+1

It sounds like they said Captain James Kirk in the beginning. Now I've just inspired a KHANTMND

+3

:O!!!!

+1

CAPTAIN KIIIIIRK IS CETI ALPHA %

+1

lol

+37

HI FOUREST

+7

lol... attempting to [+] fourest enough times to set a record

+2

he started at +1... I guess it worked... +20... lol

-3

STINGRAY! SSTINGRRAY!!!!!

+2

Watch out Steve!

+3

the audience are listening

+1

Pelvic thrusts? Smee's hooked on Hook!

+4

Hook's hooked on Hook and his hook though, that's the only hook.

+2

rofl Chav

+3

He also enjoys hooking up hokey hacking hockey-hookers with hiccups.

+1

don't call him a Chav! He is a slayer of chavs, calling him one is an insult!

+1

So just call him Slayer? That's totally metal!

+1

...did i miss something?

-3

"How I despise them." Sounds like featured users to me, amirite?

+2

lol perfect 5 with over 2000 votes

this movie sucked *ss stop ripping clips from it

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The majority of YTMND disagrees with you. So I'm gonna keep makin em. :D

+9

your alts agree with you too i see

-2

lol, show any shred of proof that I have alts. Once you realize that you can't stop trying to come up with false accusations to help sustain a grudge.

+2

uh a supermod pointed it out in another one of your comment pages

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uh he realized it was a misunderstanding. If you asked RIGHT NOW if I used alts he would tell you no. Stop being bitter and move on to downvote some sh*t sites.

+4

father mackenzie can you please kill yourself now? thanks

+6

Bitter bitter, Father. Poor ego.

+2

Does McKenzie really enjoy trolling that much? What else does he do in real life? The world may never know.

+4

Father-McKenzie, go write the words to a sermon that no one will hear.

+4

eleanor rigby loves hook

+2

You bet against your captain making a featured site, didn't you?

+1

NOTTHABOOBA NOAGHGHAHGHGHAGH

+2

The boo box!

+1

*bows down*

+1

truly groundbreaking work

+1

Another glorious downvote from dcdouche; kudos to you, *ssh*le.

-2

sites about ytmnd are just bad

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-1

quite the contrary.

+1

This site isn't about ytmnd, it's about Hooktmnd, which is totally different, even though he was too lazy to make a hooktmnd watermark, but since this site is NOT about ytmnd then I think it's worth a 5 simply on the basis of being not about ytmnd because that's really the only standard I really have.

+2

omgbomb got owned there.

-2

Korf is right, I was too lazy. Now updated with ARRRRRRR-alicious watermark.

+1

we have just ventured into the twilight zone.

+2

Yo Ho Ho, and a bottle of rum.

Did btape change his vote? or did he carefully disguise that 1 with a fav, and then later removed it for ownage. hmmm...

When you fave something it automatically fives it. My guess is that he was trying to fave it to cover up the 1 but then realized later that it made him five the site so he switched it back to a 1. Although personally expect that he knew about the fave/5 thing already, so I can't really be sure what his intentions were. hmmmmmmm...

The 5/fav was a joke. the site really deserves the 1 I had originally given it, so I put it back.

Fair enough bro XD

I've come to the conclusion that BTape just doesn't like any YTMND that becomes highly rated. Seriously though -- one star? One? You don't think anything in this YTMND is even just a little funny? That little jig that Smee does during the "Hook!" chant? That doesn't do it for you? The implication of the one-star rating seems to be that this YTMND has no redeeming qualities whatsoever; it receives the lowest rating that it is possible for you to give. I'm just trying to figure out the rationale here.

+1

Hook is a god

+1

www.twothousandandfiftytwotimes.ytmnd.com

+3

F*cking god this is hilarious! Give him a hand, because he's only got one

+3

Hey, there.

+2

How many times do I have to say it? dmaz for featured user.

+1

5 for making the fat guy dance while the crowd chants hook.

+2

HOOK HOOK HOOK HOOK

+2

RUFIO

+2

RUFIO

+2

RU

+2

FI

+2

O!!!

+2

O_O That is so dangerous...

+1

KILL THE LAWYER!

+1

O_O I'm not that kind of lawyer! *runs*

+1

goddammit that's some good loopage.

+3

this is a great site, so it deserves a 5...but can i just add, can people stop Netflixing Hook (1991) just because one or two winnable sites were based off it? not to be sour, but i think the "oh yeah, i totally forgot about Hook!" sentiment is a dead horse by now...

+3

dmaz is one of the only users who actually makes them

+5

...in that case i'm fine w/ it...

+3

DMAZ FOR FEATURED DMAZ!!

+3

HAHA! Check out Smee leanin' wit' it!!!

+2

It's his personal alt army

+4

I'm the steel handed 5 clicker.

+2

Down voters get the boo box.

+3

NO BOOBAHHHH!H!H!H

+6

Not that!

Captain Hook would make some brilliant sites

+1

I probably would've just 4'd this alone if it did the thrust over and over with cheering.

+1