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| Site Title: | Join the Empire Today! | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | darkempiretoday.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | Brandon00151 | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2007-12-04 15:06:43 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Empire | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Empire | ||||||||||
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| Call Empire today. | ||||||
| Today! |
+4 | |||||
| The best part is, I've seen these commercials before. Is this just a Southeast Michigan thing? |
+8 | |||||
| Its in Chicago and Minneapolis too. | ||||||
| I f*ckin hate that ad! |
+4 | |||||
| I think C-Euro is thinking of 'Tool Time' staring Tim Allen |
+3 | |||||
| Also in Philadelphia. | ||||||
| Also in Dallas Texas | ||||||
| And Portland Oregon! The Empire has stretched it's forces wide across the land... |
+5 | |||||
| And then they're going to Washington DC to take back the Whitehouse! Call Empire TodAAUUUGGGHHH! |
+24 | |||||
| outside hartford, CT too | ||||||
| Also around Boston. |
+1 | |||||
| also canada |
+3 | |||||
| It is green. |
+1 | |||||
| I aways thought this was local (DC suburbs), because of the low quality of the ad. | ||||||
| It's here in Virginia as well. | ||||||
| They ran it when I lived in California, But they don't run it here in Prescott (Middle/Northern) Arizona. | ||||||
| Also, NYC |
+1 | |||||
| Also Philadelphia. | ||||||
| And Maryland. | ||||||
| And Arnold-ville, AKA California. | ||||||
| And then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the Empire! YYYAAARRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!! |
+12 | |||||
| Also Seattle | ||||||
| Ohio reporting in. We get it, too. | ||||||
| Also Milwaukee!! | ||||||
| And England too.... the cost for a call out is quite reasonable. | ||||||
| hahaha i was waiting for hurricane dean to chime in. |
+1 | |||||
| It's in Toledo, Northwest Ohio. | ||||||
| Also Poland |
+10 | |||||
| also c*cks. |
+8 | |||||
| And Tatooine. |
+1 | |||||
| They're all over America. |
+4 | |||||
| darth vader: merciless killing, galactic conquest, laminate hardwood flooring |
+2 | |||||
| also Poland |
-3 | |||||
| They're going to take back the white house YEAHHHAWW! |
-1 | |||||
| Also everywhere in the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom. | ||||||
| Also, c*ck.
c-c-c-c-c-c-combobreaker! |
-6 | |||||
| brain f*ck | ||||||
| remember when they changed their jingle for a while? that was wierd. |
+1 | |||||
| You have made a downvoter upvote, I applaud you. |
-2 | |||||
| instead of today, blare NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and it will be perfect | ||||||
| no nooooo |
+9 | |||||
| needs a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo |
-6 | |||||
| Ha! I thought those commercials only ran in my city . . . I'm an elitist punk. | ||||||
| I was going to one this, but it is better than every other piece of sh*t on thw U&C, so 5d. | ||||||
| much better! | ||||||
| He puts on a tough act, but he's really just one of the guys. Y'know, I think I could really look at working with this outfit. | ||||||
| low pitch = vader always and forever |
+4 | |||||
| ugh | ||||||
| SIGN ME UP JOHNNY | ||||||
| Jesus was a carpenter. Vader was a carpeter. |
+20 | |||||
| Comment of the day. | ||||||
| Vader saved us all, never forget. | ||||||
| Then Vader & I have that in common, for I too enjoy the carpet. | ||||||
| hahahaha | ||||||
| I remember that! I used to live in Chicago...good stuff. | ||||||
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| Meh |
+1 | |||||
| You're looking at today sir. Everything that happens today is happening today. When will then be today? Today. | ||||||
| hmmm not feeling this one. its alright I guess. |
+1 | |||||
| :) I'm laughing my @ss off! ROFL. | ||||||
| i thouhgt this was only chicago also. |
+1 | |||||
| It used to be just Chicago... now it's truly an Empire. | ||||||
| AWESOME | ||||||
| whoa this thing is from outside CT? | ||||||
| call for next day window treatments too! | ||||||
| I've seen it in Atlanta | ||||||
| turning the most annoying jingle in recent memory into gold... |
+2 | |||||
| I love ytmnd's that lampoon commercials, TIGHTEN UP THE GRAPHIX | ||||||
| lol ok, you get a 5 | ||||||
| needs http://morestallone.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| 5 | ||||||
| f*ck yes | ||||||
| the funniest thing is the name of the company is actually "Empire Today" | ||||||
| didn't believe you so I looked it up. What in hell? So when he says call empire today he doesn't mean today he just means call them whenever. |
+2 | |||||
| ^ yub yub. | ||||||
| this is amazing |
-2 | |||||
| It shows in Missouri too, also, great concept. | ||||||
| omfg i hate that commercial! | ||||||
| 5 because this is the least funny thing I've seen in a week or so | ||||||
| f*cking ace | ||||||
| Vader does gutters, too. |
+2 | |||||
| 5 for sound | ||||||
| bwoooohoohahaha CT! If he's almost nation wide why are his commercials so sh*tty? | ||||||
| Now this is professional, high grade editing. Total five. | ||||||
| also rhode island, also: http://fiveeighteighttwo300.ytmnd.com/ http://empirecarpetforce.ytmnd.com/ circa 2006 | ||||||
| I'm from Chicago, and I've been watching Empire Carpet commercials my entire life (I should, it started here) and seeing a YTMND of it fills me with joy! | ||||||
| Get a leg up on the pile and refinance your dreams! Just come along down and dial 555-5-555-8-555-55-SENOR-MORTGAGE-TODAY! |
+1 | |||||
| Someone needed to do this. | ||||||
| For laying great carpet, he should be rewarded with great helmet | ||||||
| muhammad on a stick! I havn't laughed at a ytmnd this hard in months (maybe years). Thanks! | ||||||
| 4 | ||||||
| 10% effort, 150% funny |
+1 | |||||
| hahah | ||||||
| LOL good shyt I thought this co. was only around where I lived.. =8 | ||||||
| also in northern virginia, richmond virginia, and dc. |
+1 | |||||
| 323256 | ||||||
| For the rate that's best, call Cost-U-Less: 800-390-SAVE. |
-2 | |||||
| every time i see this commercial in Phoenix, az i've thought that | ||||||
| Empire we have carpet team! |
+1 | |||||
| You got to it before me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! | ||||||
| Kick Ace | ||||||
| first one to get me to betray the lawl today. | ||||||
| I told you to remain on the command ship |
+2 | |||||
| amazing | ||||||
| a fine example of a ytmnd, this is the kind of stuff its about right here. | ||||||
| OMG I see that on TV everyday! 6'd | ||||||
| why would you cut out the horribly gay 1-note bass riff? essential |
+3 | |||||
| Sound distortion and a photoshopped Vader helm=poor ytmnd. |
-4 | |||||
| The Death Star is a happy little mascot! | ||||||
| Thats the new commercial. The old one was a cartoon and it was better imho. | ||||||
| omg f*cking lawl | ||||||
| A quick sync adjustment is in order. As it is, it's a bit off. |
+1 | |||||
| I cannot stress how awesome it would be to have the Dark Lord of the Sith come to my house and lay down some scotchguard carpeting. |
+1 | |||||
| That jingle gets stuck in my head occasionally | ||||||