WHOA

+1

hahahahaaaaaa that's funny

this site will be killed™

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LOVE IS NOT A VICTORY MARCH

+3

hlewia@bnl.gov

+1

what will i get if i call that number?

+2

probably an answering machine, this late at night

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IT'S A COLD AND IT'S A BROKEN HALLELUJAH

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lmao... what exactly is a wiggler insertion device? Do I really want to know?

+2

you don't

Call him and ask him.

+1

WHOA

Holy cow! Barenaked Ladies Biology!

WELL ACTUALLY- "Love is a Battlefield"

-2

Well actually, you forgot Poland.

+2

It is green.

So HE'S the one resposible for the operation and development of the research facility for macromolecular crystallography at X-25. HALLELUJAH! HOLY SH*T!

+10

Where's the tylenol?

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It's true. I highly recommend him for all of your difficult to solve crystallographic problems.

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lol, wiggler insertion device

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well he had to invent something to keep SOME of the ladies off of him

+8

She blinded me with science

+1

Dewwwwwwwwwwwww!

+1

Danson in the moonlight!

+3

tis a great outrage to put so little of this song in any ytmnd....no matter what the circumstance

+2

Sweet loop and win.

this sh*t is mega great

This site is missing something...and I'm not sure what. However, if you planned to go the Dew Army route, here are some crucial steps for properly executing your Dew Army Site: 1. Put Dew Army in keywords 2. Remove 'c*cknballs' 3. Change the title of the ytmnd to 'Hallelujah' 4. Add 'HALLELUJAH' in the middle line of text. My vote reasoning-> -2 for improper Dew execution, -1 for citing 'The Google,' +1 for such a find. Fantastic idea, you should have put more thought into it though.

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I -1 your coment because... you suck!

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And I -1 your comment because you aren't funny.

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And I -1 YOUR comment because you give old men reach-arounds

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I -1 your comment because you probably stand next to mall Santa and tell all the 4 year olds that he's not real........come to think of it, I believe I'll +1 your comment.

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I -1 your comment because these guys did, too.

+5

And I -1 your comment because you sound like a f*cking assf*ggot virgin for reasoning sh*t out like that. "+1 for this and -2 for that." Bend over and +3 inches of c*ck to your f*cking anus you lifeless f*ck.

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lol, somebody didn't have their juice this morning ^

apparently there is a YTMND rubric.

I didn't do anything to your comments. Have a lovely evening <3

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I [-]'d just to add insult to injury.

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geeze on +3 inches of c*ck badboybad? poor fella.

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This is so incredibly retarded...fived.

+2

needs better loop

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How dare he not have a degree in sound editing. He should quit making YTMNDs.

-1

The loop's perfect for me... what browser are you using?

-1

sounds changed now, maybe it didnt load right before. i played the sound clip in itunes though and it's just a wee bit off.

This beamline posses a wiggler insertion device making it the brightest among the biology devoted NSLS x-ray beamlines, and so of grat value to crystallographers with difficult - OH F*CK, NOW WE'LL *NEVER* KNOW !

+2

Someone didn't finish the primary method for determining the molecular conformations of biological macromolecules, particularly protein and nucleic acids such as DNA and RNA. :P

Dude looks like David Walliams. http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/images/gallery/mrmann.jpg

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I'd f*ck em'

-1

Can somebody explain the joke to me?

-3

Not even doom music can save that comment.

1'd for fake http://www.biology.bnl.gov/colleagues/lewis.html

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That's just his cover name... you don't have sufficient clearance to see his true name. That's where I come in.

+4

not bloody likely

the s is still silent f*ggot

+1

Now I feel like doing SCIENCE!

Poor guy, now he's going to get thousands of stupid phone calls, faxes and e-mails...

+1

For the record he has never heard of the mudkip but said he would get back to me should further development be made in the scientific field of rapid spontaneous spherical incubation. Also, he *would* do a barrel roll but it would be dangerous to the equipment, possibly breaking the fine tuned alignment of the wiggler device which was "a real bitch" to set up right.

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^ <3

4 stars, 1 star for each minute it took me to figure it out.

+1

praise jesus...the king who comes on a donkey...atleast during passover

+1

pendejo.

The beamline posses a wiggler insertion device...

LOL i just got the joke now

Wow super cool

I hope you're a girl, because listening to Rufus Wainwright would make you a gaylord.

-3 for not using Buckley

+1

Weird Science™

uh huhuhuh..that guyscool uh huhuh

wiggler insertion device?

oh yeah amirite?

i heard there was a secret chord

That David played, and it pleased the Lord

but you don't really care for music do you

It goes like this

his parents must have done it on purpose. I'm going to name my kid "F*GGOT".

Love it! Love it!

you don't really care for science, do ya?

I didn't get this until I read the comments. Does that make me a bad person?

Yes. also this is epic

+4

His parents had to know what they did.

loooooooooooooooool

i bet he's showing his wiggler insertion device to christine metz right now

+1

Hahaha excellent!

hahah i stared at this for like 2 full minutes before i actually read his name and got it. 4 stars!

I love it

I find this far funnier than I probably should.

Hal A. Lewia stares into your soul.

I dont think its funny because you changed his real name Hal Lewis

-1

http://ytmnd.com/users/ghostof*ghost/votes That's very interesting too.

Hal called. He wants his wiggler insertion device back.

+1

I love the song, but I don't think it fits this tone of YTMND, I was thinking maybe a gospel HALLELUJAH or something... Anyway 4'd.

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haha

-1

I'm not going to check if this is real or not because I WANT to believe.

+4

I didn't see this coming, even a little. Plus four super nova's

It took me a second, but when I got it!

He's looking into your soul

-1

"Are You Killing Time?" ...finally, an ad here that speaks to me.

I believe you are DEW a 5

Sweet jesus, Hal a lu ah.

Parsimony shows this to be the closest surviving clade to win.

Nice

oh billy

Wiggler Insertion Device ............. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm fiving this because I can't tell if he made up his research interests

OO my god that is great. The funny thing is i live like 5 min away from that place.

Sweet. You should go check out the Wiggler Insertion Device on your lunch break - take it for a test drive.

Are his glasses crooked or is it his head?

i open the page, i laugh out loud within 3 seconds. what else needs to be said

"wiggler insertion device"

heehee