nice

-15 [show comment][hide comment]

Charmander would've kicked his ass.

+27

also Coconuts.

+3

also Edward Bridge Danson III.

+1

Marchander

+3

easy fav

+3

Sex with men

+5

2

-14 [show comment][hide comment]

NEEDS MORE DANSON

+1

easier fav.

+3

http://www.morenintendopls.ytmnd.com

-8 [show comment][hide comment]

NEEDS MORE MUDKIP

lol

Wait!! WAIT!!! What would happen if he had thrown Electrode?!

+1

also borlax

And Burt Reynolds.

holy f*ckin sh*t! lmao i love it! ur teh masterz!

+5

BLACK PEOPLE CAN"T TRAIN POKEMON!

+15

Pokey-man, doesn't care, about black people!

+5

but Cosby can

+5

EPIC ROMAINE GRAB!

+2

hahaha awesome

+2

A five from BTape! :D Dreams really do come true!

+4

AND fourest! Man yr on a roll!

-2

what?

-10 [show comment][hide comment]

Z0MG

+2

does this mean that my dreams of growing 2 more penises and having anal with Ariel Betty and Veronica all at the same time will come true?

+18

I PREVENTED FOUREST FIRES

+9

rJust Remember Afrotech, when you wish upon a star your dreams cum true.

+4

Ariel breaks up with Afrotech.

RAWR!

+3

Hurray

+1

You rock broseph! I rofled!

+1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

+1

Poor Squirtle. :(

-7 [show comment][hide comment]

you forgot poland!

-6 [show comment][hide comment]

It's super effective! Squirtle has fainted!

+13

But he's never waking up

+4

I love how Squirtle's blood sounds magical when it's raining down.

+20

Yea you can thank the imagineers for that

+3

squirtle squirtle

+1

Smooth, awesome, creative.

+1

Honest to God- this is the best ytmnd I have ever seen. Praise dmaz!!! Praise him!

+3

You forgot Pikacholand

+1

HALL OF FAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

f*cking awesome

The sound restarts as the head is shown rolling on the ground, so it ended up a little out of sync for me at the end. Also, dmaz for featured user.

+4

Yea it does that when i run it on IE as well sometimes. I'm gonna do some research on how to get it to sync for IE too.

+3

You take constructive criticism like a pr0. Also, dmaz for featured user.

+2

dmaz for featured user.

+3

dmaz for featured user.

+2

dmaz for featured user.

+1

It looks as though you fixed the syncing issue near the end. It seems to work better now. Props.

+1

squirtle's my favorite one.

+1 for blood spray. But damn, pokemon is for bed wetters.

+5

It's not that great...

-7

dont mess with me man, im a lawyer!

+1

Lol

That lude, rude, crude bag of pre-chewed food dude.

you, you man! you stupid, stupid man!

+2

POOR PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

Aerial breaks up with Afrotech.

+1

Where's the Squirtle Squad when he needed them.

+5

have sex with me.

+2

Robin Williams gains 900 EXP

+19

Robin Williams learned Happy Thoughts!

+4

lolx4

epic Robin Williams maneuver

+1

That was f*ckin awesome.

i logged in just to 5 this

+3

Best blood effect I've seen on YTMND, period

+13

(pardon the pun)

+19

Best pun I've seen. on YTMND (pardon the period)

+4

May I ask how you were able to make the blood splatter and fall realistically like that?

+1

I used a combination of the paint brush at different brush sizes and bucket on select splotches of the coconut. Selected a good blood red color and used the bucket dump at 80% opacity so you could see through some of the blood.

+3

IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!

+6

lol

What I wanna know is which pokemon covered them in goop. DX

+1

lol

I laughed out loud.

I like the part where its head falls off. The 'Gotta catch 'em all!' at the end makes it all the more hilarious.

+2

RUFI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

+2

legend

ary

Awful movie, great ytmnd

epic

+1

Get rid of the "gotta catch em all" part

-4

pokemon? whats that?

-2

dctownes? who's that?

+6

Fall-outta-your-chair funny! Man, it was like Squirtle was never gonna shut up.

Edits

lol nice

What shall we use to fill the empty spaces, where we used to talk... How should I fill the final places? How should I....

+2

it actually fits this time, because, well, he throws something at him and its translates well to a pokemon theme.

OMGZ TURN IT INTO EAR RAPES CUZ THATS TEH ORIGINALS AND FUNNIES

-2

Fill it with blank space

-3

you were nice to Ariel

-3

Pics or it didnt happen kthxbie

"If you make a lot of five-star votes in the hopes that other people will return the favor, your predictions will be bad."

lmao, I don't five downvoters to try to get them to change their votes. That would be like trying to turn mud into oatmeal. I do it to balance out the downvoters like you. Prepare for five fives from dmaz on your sites, dear Father.

Ariel breaks up with Afrotech. HEADLINE NEWS! A MUST SEE!

-1

why is this rated so low? that is bullsh*t.

+1

bullsh*t? THIS IS SPARTA!

+5

- the above comment plz

-3

Welcome to the Pokemon Center! We heal your Pokemon back to- OH DEAR GOD

+15

Well, that was perfect. I was hoping you didnt forget about Hook.

lloolll

BAAANGAAARAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!

+3

ROFL!!

+1

flawless

YES!!!!

Great now there is going to be Squirtle squritting blood sites if this keeps up.

+2

squirtle sucks he can f*cking squirt wwater thats it anyway awesme site 5'd

+1

Lmao.

+1

flawless victory

+1

1

-6 [show comment][hide comment]

POKEMON!

-1

Rufio is so foolish. If he really wanted to beat Peter he should have sent out a fire type since Peter is a flying type. Noob trainers will never learn

+3

I was thinking he should have attacked his weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

+3

GIANT ENEMY PAN!

+1

wrong, ELECTRIC, ROCK or ICE = 2x vs. flying, Not fire.

+5

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!~~

Winna

+1

WIN

+1

+1

hahahaha!

+1

If only he had evolved. Wartortle woulda kicked the kid's ass.

+1

awesome!

+1

Really well done!!

+1

Yeah death to a pokemon

+1

I voted 5.

how tragic

+1

No wah Noahhh boo bah!

+2

LMFAO this YTMND is perfect. unreal man... seriously best YTMND ive seen in ages...

+1

I suggest adding squirtle's squirtle sound to the spinning head for extra funny...

BANGARANG!!

-1

Outstanding! Another great Hook hit from dmaz!

+1

Great

+1

well just try and find an asian kid that doesn't do that. you can't.

+1

Would have been better if it stuck with the "Hook" music at the end instead of "gotta catch em all!"

-3

It was a big debate with me and my brother on whether or not to have that pokemon theme in the end. But I polled some more friends and the pokemon music won. :D

+1

5'd for imaginary friends

+10

Then you will get the five.

+1

rofl, flipnmonkey you rock!

+2

PETP is gonna have a sh*t-fit.

the end earns it a 4

-1

i love you!

My god if only this were mudkip....

i want a girl that squirts like squirtle

+1

nice decapitation animation

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

+1

One of the best in a while. Well done, lad.

+1

U CAN FIND MISSINGNO N FITE IT 2 GET DA RARE CANDIESZ 2 EVOLVE 2 BLASTOEZE.

+8

ROFL this comment made mai nite

+1

Lmfao. Awesome.

+1

lol

+1

NOOOOOOOOOOO! SQUIRTLE! ;-(

+1

Robin Williams= Scyther

+1

Horrifying.

+1

Five for a Hook site.

+1

F*CKING LOVE HOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

lol

+1

5'd for spinning Squirtle head at the end, that cracked me up.

+1

GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, PETER PAN!

+2

stallone would have done the same thing, just with his fist

-4

the guy came outta da thing!!

+2

and he fought da gaazhaaajhegaaaagaaaa!

+1

XD pan tha man!

+2

ULTRA KILL!

+1

lawlzzzzzz

+1

100th favorite user, my 20th favorite site, 100/20 = 5 stars AHHHHHHHH the statistical beauty of it is mind boggleing. Tinkerbell is a whore.

+1

You mean mind bottling.

Great work.

+1

best

+1

oh rufio, why dont you go suck on a dead dog's nose

+1

Awesome! 5!

+1

Pokemon can't die. FAIL.

-4

lmfao XDD

I love you.

+1

I like it!

+1

Rufio does have the Ash hair, doesn't he?

SQUIRTLE NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

lol gotta catch em all

+1

great edit. where can i find pokemon with their heads cut off?

+1

Squirtle looked so happy.....

+1

Lol, squirtle has more than just fainted...

+2

Ru-fi-ooooooooooooo!

+1

ohsh*ttehfunny

D:

Incredible... I'm crying right now... 5 for you good sir. Hook ftw!

WHAT. AWESOM.

Heh, it way much better with Charmander XD

+1

★★★★★

It's Super Effective!! Ah-hahaha, a classic!

+1

i know it's my destiny

+2

that is simply bad ass

XD

I just LAWLed all over myself. And it's been ages.

5 stars for epic "Hook" reference, -1 because I LIKE Squirtle! :`(

I like squirtle as much as the next guy but C'mon this site is so a 5.

+1

awesome

+1

Normally I hate pokemon + movie clip sites, but this is a good one.

+1

so well done it hurts

+1

YES. Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes.

+1

Few things in this world are more hilarious than a decapitated Squirtle

+1

FIVE

Bangarang

Gotta kill 'em all.

bsdfgsdfgdf