epic

lol, win

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Everybody who made this comment is a f*g.

Fleeflicker: We also have dead n*gg*rs.

this sucks, and America sucks aswell, sh*t *ss dumb f*ck made up holidays that no one else in the world celebrates, ya dumb f*cks

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this site will be killed™

+4

ya, well... you know... that's just like your OPINION...man...

+12

yeah because no other society in the planet has holidays that only they celebrate

+24

you mind if I do a J?

+2

The f*ck is Boxing Day?

+7

excuse me, william shatner is canadian, thanksgiving was last month

+21

Thanksgiving didn't start out being all about food. It was largely religious and generally humble. The first people to celebrate thanksgiving used spoons because they felt that forks were too fancy. It wasn't made a holiday until Lincoln declared it one, and ever since it's been a strictly American holiday just like the super bowl. The ONLY reason any euro trash would hate America for having this holiday is because they are jealous and their mouths are watery. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

+6

Of course no other country celebrates it. Because it is an AMERICAN holiday, idiot.

+3

Excuse me chronster, madDogSol and all you others saying only Amercians saying you're the olny ones who celebrate Thanksgiving. I'm Canadian and I celebrate Thanksgiving too. All Canadians do. We just have it in October, because we're impatient. So bascially, we NINJA'D YO F*CKING HOLIDAYS BIAATCH!

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american and canadian thanksgivings are just a reiterations of the european Harvest festivals, its nothing new

-2

teh-orange seems to have a theme going on. can someone say bitter?

+4

teh-orange is a stupid f*ggot. Also, this explains why William Shatner is fat right now.

+5

don't make us invade. cuz we will.

+1

I'm here, no worries.

fuzzhammer: Canadian Thanksgiving? What's that like a card board box of poutine and some Molson Canadian?

+1

traditionally, we canadians have sex with dogs to celebrate. and then we eat them with noodle soup

lol

Too awesome.

this is going to go viral

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well done.

lol eating noises

+1

that meat was soaked in grandma's extra spicy barbecue sauce, he's burning up.

+4

stupid jew piece of sh*t

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f*ck you, kike

+2

who gave internets to the inbred hillbilly?

+3

Kill the kikes

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Before I do any kike-killing, I wanna know why you would suggest such action.

+3

because they are ugly mongrels

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i got news for you, jethro. the jews aren't why you're living in a trailer in the woods, praying your uncle doesn't come home drunk and horny again. stop making my race look retarded and fat.

+3

Your race is inbred knuckle dragging mouth-breather redneck peices of sh*t? I feel bad for you man...

-1

you made those eating noises didn't you? you must have felt very silly while making them...

+18

I did make them and you're absolutely right, I felt like a total dick.

+9

Also c*cks.

-1

It sounds like you were eating from a jumbo can of Campbell's Pork & Beans. I'm right, aren't I?

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We're going to run out of cake at this rate...

i believe he was eating pie

+2

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I KHAN't get enough turkey.

+9

Same for me with the KHANed corn.

lol

Spock, transport spoonful of cranberry sauce to my mouth immediately. That's an order.

+4

I think you mean "Mr. Scott"

+2

I think you mean "KHAAAAAAAAAN!"

+9

KHAAAAAAKE!! KHRAAAAAAANBERRY!!! okay i'll stop

+4

What is this I don't even

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That's one hell of an arm!

And it looks like he's eating lobster.

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yep thats a fav

+1

Pass the gravy.

+1

captain Klingon pumpkin pie incoming

+2

rawr.

Hahaha

+1

Where's the mashed KHANtatoes?

+2

right next to the kurkey

+1

II'MMM CCCAAAPPPTTAIINNNN KKKIIIIRRRKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

Wisely, however, Kirk passed on Khan's worm chutney.

Anyone talking can be made to look as if they're eating; not interesting in the least.

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WRONG

+1

This was done perfectly, which, according to this chart, makes you a jerk face.

+2

YOU WON'T WIN THANKSGIVING!

+1

I don't even care that his arm looks goofy, not in the slightest

+1

Happy Thanksgiving! Hahaha

mmmmmmm,time for leftovers

Burp = 5 :)

winnar

4'd for lack of "Buhrrrrrrah! Burrrrrrrrrrrrah!"s. Will 5 if it's fixed. See >http://youtube.com/watch?v=g82yZXXpxY8< for details on what that phoenetic spelling actually refers to.

Don't eat angry!

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4

The crazy think about this is I hear the exact same music every time I eat.

+2

hE... eVen... EATS... with dramatic pauses...

Kirk wins hands down

http://picardlaughedoutloud.ytmnd.com/

-1

perfection

love the arms and the chewing noises

It's KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN Turkey!

lol

Don't forget the KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANberry sauce

+1

decent

LOL!!!!!!!

it looks like he's trying to instantly sh*t each bite he takes

+3

I'm Captain---BURMP!

5'd for the bg chewing sound :D

WOw, that was hilarious!

Looking at Shatner recently, it's clear who won.

+2

you win

-1

DUH DUH DUHHHH DUHHHH DUHHHH DUHHHH DUHHHH DUHHHH DUHHHHHDUTDUT DUH DUH!!1

Highest vote i've ever given a startrek site.

I take it you're not a trekkie.

This cracked me up pretty good.

it's the battle music which makes it really funny

Oh, goodness...that is humorous.

Uncontrollably badass out of control

+1

This seriously really hits me in a way like I hit children, so I enjoy it alot.

lawl

The music made it really intense...

he should eat the whole piece instead of biting off from more than one also geez, save some pie I KHAAAAAAAAAAAN't take it anymore. T_T

+1

One word: Epic XD

OMG that was f*cking awesome. I am wiping tears out of my eyes right now.

You're cool

+1