My name is Alex but most people call me CJ.

+4

Dude, you totally had sex with hasselhoff

+2

I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?

-5

I'm jolly old St. Nicholas!

Jem.

-2

is truly truly truly outrageous

+4

truly truly truly outrageous

--HIM--

-3

poidsjfkaid

WILLY WONKA!

I was just waiting for the "horsedick" to come up to 1 this... and... then... 5.

+1

I was expecting NEDM.

+2

I was expecting rick astley.

+1

well actually you forgot to expect Poland

lol took him a while

The first 10 seconds of the J are silent in his name.

+4

this is pretty bad, yo. that it has a +3.9 rating makes me very sad

My boss is calling a colleague by the wrong name and I need to know if this is funny.

+1

Rafael?

+1

I wonder which he prefers.

Wrong Sir!

Great movie.

I don't like it when people make YTMNDs out of a movie like Blazing Saddles, as the source material is funny enough as it is, but I got a smile out of this.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ... ... ... ... yeah.

Greatest movie :D

one of the best movies ever

Interesting non-subversion of the joke, considered it was still unexpected and kind of absurd.

Most people call me..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................over rated..

-1

To be honest, I was expecting 'horsedick'

I WAS EXPECTING JAMAICA WE HAVE A BOBSLED TEAM AND FOR EPIC DREADS TO APPEAR (YES THEY ARE DREADS NOT BRAIDS) AND FOR EPIC MUSIC TO HAPPPEN

lol

LOL brilliant, i was expecting so many other things

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

k k k

porkboy

+2