in before my aids.... CLOSED LULZ

+5

i'd still tap that...WAIT A SECOND....never mind, i'd still tap that

+3

you should be dead

+2

BURNING: CHECK! ITCHING: CHECK! ODOR: CHECK CHECK! DISCHARGE: !KCEHC

+11

this site will be killed™

+5

omg

+2

she loves the c*ck

+2

I think she just single-handedly closed the pool.

+7

I almost died when I saw this...

Your juice is green, wtf

+3

5 for fart

+1

Did I just get rickroll'd?

LOL

+1

I don't care if it's deseased. I would hit it.

thats damn funny

+1

IT'S A F*CKING COMMERCIAL RIP - 1

+6

6th

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wtf

+1

your juice is green, wtf.

+4

in b4 f*gger mckenzie

+3

does antwan davis still troll this sh*t?

+1

Sickening

+1

When we were young, my brother and I would watch X men on Saturday mornings at my grandma's. Then, we would go into the bathroom and make an X by crossing our streams of urine.

+24

Same

+4

nice

Egon said never to cross streams!!!

cross the streams...

You had me at fart. You had me at fart.

+8

what he said

-1

Hey (Chronster) You've been upvoted! ------->http://k0mputer.ytmnd.com<-------

+1

funnier with the fart

+2

Over the top is GOOD

+1

I think you whine too much.

-1

queef

+3

pop pop

+1

version 2 is so much better, to bad i cant go higher than 5

+1

wtf

+1

So I gues it smelled like sewage afterall eh?

+1

Well, this is anything but subtle... the original was better I think.

+2

LOLosdflosalfosladfas

+1

*claps*

+3

Har har.

lol wtf

+1

You should be dead

+2

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fours for whores

+2

lol, i just noticed what the paper says

+1

I like this one better.

+1

5d and closed the window after the fart sound, i dont even need to finish it

+1

it'd be better without the cold sore

-5

cold sore? retarded.

+2

Good

-2

would 5 without the fart noise, the rest was well done though

go f*ck yourself you pansy sh*t.

+2

dude, you shouldve never posted the first one. this is high quality yeast right here.

+2

Ohhh god.. You really made it gross as possible.

+1

vagina = funny

+1

It is a bit over the top, still funny though.

+1

Is that the fart from Murdarmachine's sites?

+4

i cant believe u gave in to the whining, but still good job

+1

this is just fantastic, insta-5

+1

Damn this sh*t is funny. I love being immature :D.

+1

QUARANTINE IMMEDIATELY

+2

LOL. That is all.

+1

Lawl.

+1

fart jokes FTW!!!

+1

this one is better than your original

+1

Amazing.

+1

that's a pretty bold move to be using MurdarMachene's fart noise.

-3

lol! I literally used the first sound I heard after googling "fart soundboard' or something like that.

it's still his noise. it's a very distinct fart noise and it's used in like 90% of his sites.

-2

The thing is, he uses so many different fart sounds from the fart sound boards that it didn't matter which fart I chose, because he's already claimed all the farts that I could have found in my fart search, as his own fart sounds. I'll go ahead and try and find a different noise, like a queef or something, but it's kind of crazy calling a sound thats globally available as the first link in a google search as "his." FART!

Yeah I'm not finding anything else with the ripping robustness of the one I'm currently using so I'll just keep it. Its not like this is a site that everyone will remember forever anyways...

Its less subtle but still hilarious

+1

Just...awful.

+1

subtle is better : (

+1

Can't...stop...laughing

+1

Over the top and its damn funny :)

+1

epic phail

-4

Probably your sh*t

-2

i really really preferred the subtle one. this is too much :(

+1

Infinitely better than v 1.0

+1

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

-3

this one IS over the top, but since it's only peer pressure, continued-five!

+1

crotch rot

+1

You were right to begin with you shouldn't have listened to those people

+1

what

+1

I cant believe i laughed at a fart noise...

+2

I can't believe it's not butter!

+1

Needs moar centipedes!

+1

This gets funnier with each repeat... I'm dyin' here

OMFG BEST YTMND EVER

I deserve positive recognition by fiving this positively stated ytmnd.

I don't know how, but you've managed to go from fairly funny and subtle original, to a pretty bad site in just 3(ish?) resubs.

epic

You should be dead.

barf

That gif must be stolen.

+1

lol!

dude, f*ck you.

WTF is this *ssh*le ranting about?

you make me sick

+1

blah

Mmmm Yeast

my name is green, wtf

There are some sites I wish I could give a ten.

I HADI T OENCE.!!!!!!!

Everyone has clap... errrr... aids...

lawl

her hey-nanny-nanny is like a very ripe third armpit.

WIN

the color coded results make it

hah, i saw this commercial the other day and nearly died

Long overdue but I usually laugh till it hurts anytime I watch this. Super-5'd.

+1

I watch this every couple of weeks, and I laugh every time. That green trail of gas, followed by her dropping *ss will likely forever make me laugh. "Many women think they have a yeast infection when they don't. BLAT!"

eew, sexually transmitted queefs.