EIGHT MEGS OF RAM BIATCH!

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dear god, mine only has 4......JEEEEEEZZZUUSS

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ATE!

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megs of ram? So that's what they're calling it...

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EIGHTY-EIGHT!?

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ITS UNDER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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very much under

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LAME ENDING.

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HOLY SH*T 8 MEGS? WATCH OUT THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!!!!

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ALMOST NIIIIINE

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8 MEGS OF RAM, POWER LEVEL OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's witchcraft! burn them!

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am i late? WUNYANUNYANOYANOYA. YOu're right on time. RIGHT ON TIME.

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"am i late? WUNYANUNYANOYANOYA. YOu're right on time. RIGHT ON TIME"

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Is this your performer?

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ATE.

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Its not "performer", its Performa. A type of mac computer in the early 90s.

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Its the diabetes guy.

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Eight... with or without the Viagra?

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I just noticed that she rings the doorbell in the beginning, but when they open the door she has her arm up as if she was knocking on the door. What poor directing!

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My BFF Rose

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WUNYANUNYANOYANOYTMND

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How much for an order of RAM? 2.50. 2.50!? How many RAMs are there? 5. 5?! Let me get 1 RAM. 1 RAM?

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Ochobobo, let's assume she's an impatient bitch and was going to knock immediately after ringing the doorbell.

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OperaLovers.makeforum.org

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http://www.youtube.com/user/flipu4reel

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I just watched all six... I really want a Performa now! Very nostalgic to the early days of the internet and PC's.

This is my favorite YTMND.

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As with many sites, the actual loop makes it worth the trip.

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lol homosex

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my brain hurts

I should go on the opera lovers forum and pick up some g-milfs

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i like to think of them as grilfs and yes great idea.

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That's Grrrrrrrrrreaat!

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GILFS!!

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Holy sh*t BitchTitties, i love you. And to flipu4reel, excellent find!

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How 'bout some BFLs?

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I meant FBLs. F*ck. Now I have no reason to put off the taste of shotgun.

"So that's what gramps has been doing all this time" lmao

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what did you THINK he was doing on the computer all that time? o.O

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I don't know, you cant "DO" that much with 8 megs of ram.

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my ASCII titties work just fine w/ 8 megs of ram. oh baby oh baby

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I honestly think this site could have been so much more doing something with that line.

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in before viagra, therefore, the man could only get excited if he was typing out what he used to be able to do

Opera lovers forum my ass...they're hardcore YTMNDers

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No they're not. they are going to do some old people buttf*cking later. YTMNders don't get laid.

+75

Kaizen666 tells the truth

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not true.

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we don't have friends, just alts

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LEMON PARTY!

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what do you mean don't get laid you mean masturbation doesn't count as getting laid any more. that's alot of my time down the drain, oh well eharmony here i come

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Did you forget Dr 1337? He's probably getting laid right now! /sarcasm

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seriously nobody here gets laid?

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WUNYANUNYANOYANOYA

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this family represents the a typical apple user a clean controlled micro verse where geriatric sex is celebrated (also )cobsy sweaters on the youth

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I knew there was a reason this clip disturbed me.

That's silly, everyone knows you'll never need more than 640Kb of RAM.

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i know ive heard this before in some old thing i saw a while ago

Yes, that's the one, what you said.

hahahha

EIGHT.

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INCHES.

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ATE.

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The sad thing is, Walter-Peck's "ATE" here came 20 minutes before dmaz's... but Dmaz's got all the fame.

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5 for mac, post the link mother f*cker

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agreed

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rofl

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na na na na na you're right on time RIGHT ON TIME

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I wonder if that's the Rose that's the bff of that other old lady and if she got her text message.

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WIN

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8.

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Holy F88888g f88k of f88k!!!! 8?!?!?!?!!?

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Oh and I would give this an 8 if I could

EIGHT.

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EIGHT

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8-O

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8========D

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i get it. eight equal signs represents the eight inches of his penis. however wouldn't the "D" or the "tip" add maybe another inch? And what about the testicles? i think about 6 or 7 equal signs would be sufficient enough.

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Why are you so intrigued with his penis drawing?

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well besides its obvious mis-drawing, it is quite a nice piece of work.

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I think 4 is the magic number of equal signs for a penis 8====D

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then all those girls you "had sex with" must have been faking their orgasms. :owned:

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Children, Children!! Admittedly, it wasn't meant to be incredibly analized beyond belief like this, but the symbolism of 8 equal signs was intentional. Just take it as symbolism, and be happy. By the way, nice one, steakman!

The ending was hilarious...

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But I have a colostomy there

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lol

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that's just wrong

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Not right now you dont

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It Depends™.

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He'll put the MEN back in MENOPAUSE.

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I was so f*ckin ready to four this until I saw this comment.

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Adverb'd

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How many megs of ram? Isn't that kind of a personal question?

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NINE

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My Amiga 500 had 3.. I did the 2 meg agnus hack myself. Pwned.

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amazing how technology has evolved since then, and that really wasn't that long ago

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Sex with old men.

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Sex with old men. +10 score for this comment ? wtf srlsly cm'n...

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I know it really needs to be higher

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I hate these old men. I hate these old FARGE

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What a f*cking pimp

absolutely retarded and unfunny, seriously. have a 5 for no f*cking reason

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He's so excited when he says it. Look at his face.

ATE

After he says eight, she dumps him.

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Q: How many years have you had 'beetis, Wilford Brimley's cousin? A: 8

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cLASSIC fAD tHAT sH*T yO!

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"How many inches, George?" "EIGHT."

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lawwlll

this is some f*cking disturbing sh*t

pretty ominous music too

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ahh the mac

I saw RAM and Carmine and actually thought this was a Gears of War YTMND.... =(

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Psst, I thought so, too. Don't tell anyone.

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Good, then I wasn't the only one!

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I'd set me for Youtube, but it's too damn funny.

Back in our day we didn't have this new fangled Megabyte manure. We had 640 kilobytes and we Liked it!

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hes computer more 133t than anyones

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omg i remember that commercial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Damn I bet his Hard drive is 2GB

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more like 80Mb

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indeed. I seem to recall having a massive 1GB drive with my 16mb of ram

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I had a whopping 650 mb on my old performa

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8 STARS!

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EIGHT times?

hahaha i laughed so hard at the ending.. 8 <ABRUBT END>.

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LOL

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Dirty old men whacking off to dirty old women on Macs.

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EIGHT MOTHER F*CKING MEGS, BITCH!

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youtube

8??? holy sh*t! hes pimpin! We actually had a computer like that...

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How many hours does your erection last?

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EIGHT.

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2-3 minutes depending on how fast I go.

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i rofl'ed ...i really did

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"how much ram does it have" is the number one question asked by computer illiterate f*cktards

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8

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f*cking youtube blaaaaarg

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Ouch, dyskrasia. I like/have 5'ed a number of your sites. I will go cry myself to sleep now. Fetal position. Thumb in mouth.

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lies. i go to great lengths to make my sites unenjoyable to everyone.

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I like have 5'd a number of his sites too

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That was like/have. The / is very important.

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poor framerates kill sites that are framerate dependent. this site has no creative content, and should never have been made as a ytmnd. I have 5'ed close to if not all of dyskrasia's sites, and now that my standards are much lower than they used to be I'll 5 any that I didn't 5 before, but if he made this site I would have no choice but to 1 it. please try making creative strides rather than strides off of cliffs into piles of garbage.

I play The Seventh Guest on my Macintosh Home Computer with CD-Rom drive.

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I had that game, but I never got it to f*cking work.

I don't care if this does belong on YouTube instead of YTMND...it's new to me and funny. Also my iPhone is a cellphone with a Nano taped around it.

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Thx CreepPipe.

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Wow, that's old

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wow those new computers are fast and i am still using my atom

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This is the greatest thing i've eve seen. I remember having 4 megs of ram .. now wonder this guy was getting more pussy than me

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LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAAH @ 8!

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EIGHT MEGS?! HOLY SH*T!

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hahahaha

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My TRS-80 only has 64KB...

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I have no idea why, but I lol'd really hard at this.

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"EIGHT." Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ, I just sh*t a brick made of lol's and sunshine happiness.

eight

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carmine , lol

I love how when the doorbell rings, EVERYONE is like "I'll get it!" What a f*cking gay family.

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^(His father beat him)

i would be alittle creeped out if a whole family answered the door

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lol, indeed

these days its like "I'm not home!" or "who the hell is that?"

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i'm sorry but eight is elss than 9000.

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Mac: Making gay families even gayer since 1984.

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Hey (flipu4reel) You've been upvoted! ------->http://k0mputer.ytmnd.com<-------

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not funny

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That's ok man. All your sites are top notch.

the EIGHT ball is a gimmick too

Your mom isn't funny

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TWELVE megabytes of RAM, FIVE HUNDRED megabyte hard drive, BUILT IN spreadsheet capabilities, and a modem that transmits at over TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND bps!

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So THAT'S what Gramps had been doin all this time!

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8ight

OH F*CK OH F*CK OH F*CK

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8

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darthwang hates every good ytmnd

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true true true true true true

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Lol, it's funny because I have 8MB of L2 cache.

This is the greatest Apple commercial EVAR.

He must get pron fast with 8 megs.

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This is why Mac's suck.

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I busted out laughing when he said "8"

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Someone's insecure about RAM.

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gay

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LOL what a pimp. Kids today can learn from carmine.

This is not funny. Hell, you spoiled the joke with the title. It was also what the striking Writers Guild would call "a long walk". In fact, I am disappointed that it is doing so well. I'm going to look at your other sites to see if they are equally long and unfunny. I hope I am surprised.

TLDNR

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The old lady has such a soft voice untill she says "How many MEGs of RAM Carmine?" and he's all like "8" and she's all like "O RLY?" and he's all like "YA RLY!"

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NO WAI!?!

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YA WAI!!!

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It's over seeeeeeevveeeeeeen megs of RAM.

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That's lovely!

Nice.

XD I freaking ROFLOLED!

were at 8 now!?!?! oh sh*t i need to upgrade

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It's oVER 9000 KILOBYTES!

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No it's not.

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EIGHT.

grandpa's slurring speech EEEYY RRRRYBUDY

you see gents, 8 is a very special number. it's code is 1100. In other words, it is at equilibrium with ones and zeros. it is a number that can remain at a positive or negative charge. It also can maintain a covalent connection with other 8s. Some have thought up interesting uses for 8. For instance, when a fat man attempts to copulate with a female, as we see on the YTMND, it can be written as 68. or 88 if they are both fat. Another amusing note is that it is the only number, besides 0, completely round

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8 = 1000

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1100 is 12 dummy...

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Hi, I'm TJ.

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granpuh?

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HOLY SH*T 8 MEGS OF RAM! WHERE CAN I F*CKING GET ONE OF THOSE!! HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!

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He called her a stupid n*gg*r in the opera lovers chat, and they fell in love from there.

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So wait... everyone in that family didn't even care enough about their gramps to even ask what he's been doing on the computer all the time? What asses.

ATE WUNYANUNYANOYANOYAWUNYANUNYANOYANOYAWUNYANUNYANOYANOYAWUNYANUNYANOYANOYAWUNYANUNYANOYANOYAWUNYANUNYANOYANOYA ATE LOL 5.

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c*nt I 1'd all your f*cking sh*t sites

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LOLOLOL 8

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Oh sh*t...I can't stop laughing...and the comments, I'm in tears.

8?

The kid that says "so THAT'S what Gramps had been doing all this time!" ... I want to punch him in the face.

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Wight over 'ere on yuh opewa wuvvers fowum

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i laughed enough for a 5

F*ck. I can't get over how damn serious the question sounds. It's so sudden and unexpected. "How many megs of ram?" It's like her life depends on the answer.

How many megs of RAM carmine, 8

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granpa geek

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WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMINE SANDIEGO

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I lol'd

8!

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ate

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i used to have a performa...

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You should have edited her wit a pistol in her hand up to the side of his head when she asks "how many megs..."

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Oh god, worth watching the whole thing. They're all happy and stuff, and then right as it hits that part she just deadpans. Awesome.

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I love after he says " EIGHT" she clicks her tongue like shes pissed he has MOAR MEGZ LOL

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I see Apple was tapping into the lucrative "senile old lonely man" market.

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You know now that you think about it computers are alot like Dragonball Z characters. Every few years they are like 100 times stronger lol.

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Lucky Bastard

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YTMND isn't YouTube, f*ggot.

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8

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EIGHT

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8s

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first of all, imagine being the director of this shoot, talk about wanting to commit suicide. second of all, needs more NEDM

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I roffle'd at the "8." His delivery was perfect, like he was yelling at her.

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8 lolz...i have at least 16

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Sucks, not funny and youtube.com. Set yourself on fire...

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How many stars would I give this? 8

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How many Inches of Dick Carmine, Eight

I was expecting something that was actually funny to happen at the end after waiting through all of that crap.

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sure i'll lawl

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ATE

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Rose: How many megs of ram, Carmine? Carmine: EIGHT!

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I bet he can run minesweeper at max settings.

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zoe.

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