wow, I watched the whole thing.

+27

Bravo Hamster!

+8

whilst you made this i f*cked your mother

+24

poor hamster :(

+4

Best Song Ever.

+6

THE HAMSTER IS AN EMO!!!!!!!!!!

-7

What....The........F*ck.........

+1

It is green.

+2

i think i just peed myself a little bit

+2

A DENTIST!

+4

HARD PORN!

+1

STEVEN SEAGULL!

+4

Barbaric!

+6

That was actually great. I'm giving you the 5.

+1

how does the hamster accidentally get into the skillet? f*cking kids

+5

mp3 link please!

link to full song _ http://www.m-1.us/Louis_Gentile-POOR_HAMSTER_.mp3

+6

Tästähän nauttisi vaikka Kyrpä-Jooseppi, erittäin hienoa työtä fearcondom.

hamster la vista poor hamster

This is so win

Hickory Smoked Buttholes....

-4

Hickory Smoked HORSE Buttholes.... FROM A CUP!!! you mook.

http://ytmnd.com/users/Mr-Buttnik/votes

+22

Hmmmm...

-1

Hmmmm...

Hmmmm...

-1

Hmmmm...

+8

Hurm.....(I'm different!)

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Wow he must really like fearconcom sites... oh wait.

+4

Hmmmm...

-1

Hmmmm...

Hmmmm...

Hmmmm...

Hmmmm...

Hmmmm...

+1

Hmmmm...

Hmmmm...

Hmmmm...

DESU

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HEHEHEHEHHEHE LOL

+3

RAWR!

+3

HEHEHHEE PENIS CHYEAH AMIRITE AMIRITE BLACKWARGREYMON

+2

METALGARURUMON

+1

lole

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where the hell did you find this retarded sh*t?

-3

jesus christ that was long. I liked psycho hamster.

+1

LOLWTF

lol, twisted kids singing

win

Hamsters and death? This site doth rock the body.

aaaawwhhh, hamsters do have it pretty rough

i work with fearcondom and he is also a friend of mine. i've 5d all of his sites because he exposed me to ytmnd and i support what he does. it's understandable that people might think this is an alternate account. this is not true. i admire his talent and will pretty much always 5 all of his sites. also, if people look on the last site that i upvoted (not counting this one), it was probably a while ago. this is because i haven't been keeping up. simple as that.

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Hmmmm...

+4

sure, it all sounds believable but, how can you prove any of this?

+5

I demand decisive evidence!

+1

thats funny because it shows that you both log from the same IP adress.

+16

Also funny how YOUR FRIEND logs on for the first time in 2 months and votes 4..

+6

sorry, both registered on the same ip. but hey it could be a brother or a sister, or a friend, but it really the same thing as having your own alt.

+4

let's look at it this way, he's my coworker and he and i could sit here and wonder about all the different ways we could prove to all of you that he's a real person but instead of doing that I'll just go ahead and let you make your own decisions, hell even if it was an alt account it would make little difference.

+8

steakman requires photo identification! also no disrespect i <3 your sites.

featured users don't need alts. everyone upvotes them because they are pink.

+3

that's why you can't admit to having friends on ytmnd. we are all lonely losers, with no girlfriends.

+11

I wrote a hit play.

+5

Hmmm?

not only do you make 3000 sites per week , you have to alt vote them . you sad f*ck fearcondom

+6

Lol. Megatron is cool because he is pink. Oh wait, who actually knows who that is? Nobody.

Everybody knows Megatron's his other alt

+1

nobody even knows who the hell you are anymore.

+1

^Thats umfuld you dumsh*t, this is umfold, as in um i am folding your clothes dear cause i am a middle aged f*cken housewife f*cken dead n*gg*rs.

-2

Schizophrenia is no laughing matter.

Squish, squish, squish, squish, squish!

+7

poor hamster

+4

bizarre.

I had a hamster in fourth grade. A bed collapsed on it. Thanks for resurrecting that trauma.

+15

Our 3rd grade class had a hamster. It lasted less than a day before our teacher accidentally killed it. Damn public school teachers.

My Hamster ended up in the *ss of Mr. Slave with my gerbil. It broke my heart and gave me aids.

-2

I just showed this to my son whose hamster just died. He cried.

+41

And the parent of the year award goes to.. wait a second, what the f*ck are you doing on this site if you have offspring?

+6

you sick twisted son of a bitch

+7

It's not actually his son. His wife told me not to tell him.

+21

gg

+4

Hamsta la vista Hamster

+1

I have to write a research paper proving why i can compare a character from literature to a song........i just might use this song

Waited for it, but no Richard Gere.

+4

I was waiting for a screamer.

+1

What the hell....

wow i can't believe i watched all of this

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This is wacky as hell.

hamster-lavista

+1

ahhh my brain

I love it. I just simply love it.

1

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I was unaware hamsters lives were full of so many situations to overcome.

+6

what a sh*t and pathetic sync. but it was good.

+3

did not watch

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awesome song. but that's it

+7

funny but -1 for gayness

super cute!

A hamster's life isn't so bad if it stays in it's cage. All day long it's sh*t, run on wheel, sh*t, eat, sh*t, drink, piss, sh*t, sleep, sh*t, wake up, sh*t, run on wheel, sh*t, eat, sh*t, drink, piss, sh*t, sleep, sh*t, wake up, sh*t, run on wheel, sh*t, eat, sh*t, drink, piss, sh*t, sleep, sh*t, wake up, sh*t, run on wheel, sh*t, eat, sh*t, drink, piss, sh*t, sleep, sh*t, wake up, sh*t, run on wheel, sh*t, eat, sh*t, drink, piss, sh*t, sleep, sh*t, wake up, sh*t, run on wheel, sh*t, eat, sh*t, drink, piss

+2

What do you know, prairie dog.

+3

dried up corn tastes bad

+6

Touché.

+4

Yeah, and if you buy it a girl hamster, then you add f*ck in there occasionally.

-2

Umm yeah, Liquid... no.

+1

5 for introducing me to this song.

+1

lol homosex

+1

squish squish squish squish squish poor hamster

+1

who got kids to sing this? lol

Instant Classic!

Christian Cage!

Lol great song

hamster

LMAO

moar broc?

you made the song worse.

-2

I had sync problems.

+1

For God's sake man, Punch the computer!

+1

This is easily the weirdest sh*t I've heard in my entire life.

Poor poor hamster :(

IDK, this reminds me of those flash animations I had to settle for, before I found YTMND. I'm thinking of that one with the french girl singing about the bunnies with that kid's face on em.

+2

you hit the nail on the head. this completely seems like flash animations i used to watch back in like 2004

+1

:( poor hamster

LO F*CKING L at the stabbing pyscho part.

-1

Try writing a comment, when making a comment.

A true work of a talented mind..........

you get a 5 and a Fav for introducing me to this... Full song here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEr01yjmzfQ

+1

du nimmst eine fünf und ein Liebs für Einführen mich zu dies... volle Songe hier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnk

+2

Te has ganado un 5 y Fav por enseñarme esto... La canción entera aquí. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nWX3uLRUL4

+2

ios ado jwo us 5 i Fav fro asjutitem zass... Ohm fuoh musich ajj. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nWX3uLRUL4

+1

&#12371;&#12428;&#12395;&#24471;&#12427;&#31169;&#12434;&#23566;&#20837;&#12377;&#12427;&#28858;&#12398;5 &#12388;&#12381;&#12375;&#12390;Fav &#12434;... &#12371;&#12371;&#12398;&#23436;&#20840;&#12394;&#27468; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEr01yjmzfQ

+1

ou-yay et-gay a ive-fay nd-a a af-fay or-fay.... F*ck this, typing pig Latin is impossible. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEr01yjmzfQ

+1

Bravo, Hamster!

limmywinks

5'ing but not because of fearcondom, this site is a breath of fresh air amidst the flatulence people spew out on YTMND.

Make love to me, Fearcondom

If Hamster forgets poland?

+3

Square Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This....this must be stopped. Do you have ANY IDEA the kind of risk you're putting us all in? YTMND will soon be full of giggling 13 year-olds who pass such things on to their friends, and...

+1

http://indiana.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7277576502&ref=mf :)

-1

I hope so. More stephanies for the taking!

+1

In before PETA.

+4

*splashes paint on your hamster-fur coat*

Phsycho Hamster pwns.

+2

Whoa whoa whoa. Is anyone else hearing ads while this YTMND plays? O_o

No. It's on your end.

the song was funny, the video was mediocre

+1

ha!

I would normally give this is a five but i just woke up and i thought the title said 'porn hamster', which i was disappointed to find out was in fact not the case

+2

ok ok 5d, but i'm still kind of peeved

+1

If the hamster gets sucked into an impeller... poor hamster

haha, awesome

replace the word "Hamster" with the word "Stallone" it would be more accurate

-1

You are one stupid f*ck. You know that?

What the crap?

Are the kids german?

Yeah, and there's a German version too.

Felt like I was watching something on Albino Black Sheep.

+1

awwww

this is very refreshing and unique compared to the typical YTMND unoriginality.

OPEN Microwave - USE Hamster WITH Mirowave - CLOSE Microwave - SWITCH ON Microwave - Tsssssss *Ding* - OPEN Microwave - Hmm, crispy!

+1

GIVE Hamster TO Ed

Microwave hamster is quite tasty. Tastes just like KFC chicken.

Freddy Kruger approves of this site.

Hahahah

yay its so twisted! I wish we sang songs like this in elementary school.

i actually meant to 5 this. i feel like a total idiot. anyways, there's no real way to prove that i'm not fearcondom. However, i'd like to point out that the pettiness that goes on in ytmnd is ridiculous. i mean, fearcondom is one o the best creators, hands down, and has enough people that support his work there's no real gain in having an account so he can upvote his stuff. plus our posting styles arepretty different but i doubt that 14 years olds from the midwest have the intellectual capacity to get it

<hands Mr-Buttnik a crumpled $5 bill> You did good kid

+3

Mr-Buttnik + fearcondom.. Let's get one thing straight. This isn't gay sex. This is men who want to have sex with other men.

+3

HOW! TELL ME HOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME HOW U CAN MAKE SUCH WIN!?

It sucks and you Get a 1 n*gg*r

-3

it should be a crumpled 20 bill (never a 5) drenched in Steve's ass-sweat. that's all i deserve in this life.

also for all u dirtbags that check my ip address, check that sh*t now u little n*g**rs! i'm at my university right now, fearcondom is probably at home.

-1

Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!

STEVEN SEAGULL!

wow...this wins

The Governator FTW!!

oh sh*t, this almost killed me, ahhh sh*t

Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!

Continue?

boring...not clever

this ytmnd is made of pure joy.

What did the hamster ever do to that couch.

Ha ha. ooooooookkkkk

I love hamsters!

O M G!

FREAKING AMAZING !

Awesome Song.

Okay

5'd for Psycho Hamster

what is wrong with you people!? lol!

bahahaha

retarded song, flawless editing

Hey, fearcondom, why didn't you finish out the song?

*claps* Bravo! Bravo Bravo! Five! Five! Five! Another FC hit. :)

Both of my hamsters died...

+1

http://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com

I cried until I laughed. Then I touched myself and died a little inside. Hamster is good.

f*cking awesome

WHAT IS THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

Loved it! Only issue I had was the sync: The image was ahead of the sound in FireFox, and behind the sound in Safari.

if a hamster gives a 1 to a sh*tty site

-1

NEDM

-2

I can't remember the last time I verbally said "What the f*ck." Before this site that is.

http://www.louisgentile.com/Video%20HAMSTER%20ENGLISH.htm

+2

I want to see a German ytmnd version now.

german version http://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnkhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnk

So, I watched that video, and the two girls totally come off as a future lesbian couple. Also, WTF does that hamster turn into in the waffle iron?

How do you put up wis zis stuff?

There's another verse to the song not in the site: If the hamster meets a hamster girlie / Lots and lots and lost of little little little hamsters / If the hamster is caught playing with fireworks / Guantanamo Bay for the hamster

epic

Large quantities of win.

This is the most demented song ever. O_O

genius

what the f*ck did I just watch

I don't know what I just saw but it was pretty great

im crushed

I wanted to 1 this so badly. I can't. . . I can't tell you how much I wanted to, before I caught my foot tapping to it. Damn English kids pronouncing things funny! I can't resist!

german kids you mean

+1

5 ftw.

that was seriously like, the best YTMND EVER. You win at life, the universe, everything.

Ve are verry prroud of our own Politischekabaretsangschrieber, Louis Gentile. Zis site ist, ah, wie sagt mann auf English, sehr lustig ? Most risible. Und in fact zis Hamster is a Celebrity, ein Fehrnsehstar, here, vis his own shows and interview shows, and we are soon more music projects with him to be developed. Tschuss !

haha crazy brits

yeah.

This made me hate you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I07fDw0dycA Hamsters can be a real pain in this game.

So catchy and dumb... In a good way.

haha i like this

Love it.

Awful.

i miss my hamster....

This really made me think.

+1

ROFL! XD WTF is this song?? That's hilarious genious stuff.

*WAVES THE WHAT THE F*CK FLAG LIKE CRAZY*

Wonderful. 5'd all the way~

N*GG*RS AND POOP

-4

Made of pure win XD

How you put up with this stuff???!1

5/5

Well its more sutble than most these days, but its nice. I didn't really laugh my *ss off, but it was well done.

This is like an 80's music video with the literal visual interpretation of the lyrics, also LONGTMND.

PS you are weird fearcondom, exhibit B: http://mousesalad.ytmnd.com/

this site is f*cking terrible, make it go away.

oh billy...why would under the sofa squish it?

crap

-2

no it's not

+1

I actually accidentally killed my gerbil because it went under the couch. :S

+3