Hit me!

Punch The Men For Gods Sake

+9

AbusiveTMND

*hits him

But I don't want to hurt you!

hit me

-4

Mr. Balls For A Chin aka Peter Griffin will receive, as a consolatory gift, a punch in the *ssh*le from a fist dipped in mayonnaise.

DENNAL PLAN

+15

I WAS BUYING PORNOGRAPHY

+14

YUP, GETTIN DRUNK AT THE OL' FLOWERSHOP

+13

I call the big one Bitey.

+12

Lisa needs braces.

+12

IT'S A RING TOSS GAME

+12

PUT IT IN H

+4

Homer? Who is this "Homer"? My name is Guy Incognito.

+10

¡ADIOS PLAN DENTAL!

+4

I MISS SHERIFF LOBO.

+4

f*ck dennal plan.

-4

lisa needs braces.

+4

STUPID SEXY FLANDERS

+5

Lisa needs braces.

-2

I've changed my name to Max Power

Hit me.

Doesn't sync...but does?

+9

lol?

lol, hit on 21. You busted, You get NOTHING, you LOSE, good DAY sir.

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OK, I admit that was pretty fourestish of a comment, so downvote it all you want

-9

lol, my reverse psychology fails

-1

This is why Al Gore invented global warming. The Internet, I mean.

After about 30 seconds the sync gets all screwed up and Homer speaks in Peter's voice. That's cool.

+4

are you using firefox?

does that in firefox, i thought it was added effect, so take your crummy 5

I thought it added somthing, so I 5'd.

fix that loop!

NIN???

i think its the funniest when it falls out of real sync but into sync with other people's voices for a few times

+4

Agreed

did you really have to use family guy?

+7

I think the triple threat makes it better, even if Family Guy has become a diluted pile of crap.

+2

thats a biiig understatement

steakman likes men

+2

I say diluted as in it is a watered down version of what it used to be, and the crap part just refers to how bad it is these days.

-1

ohhhhhhh. i thought you meant steakman likes men

+2

Agree with wisdumcube; Family Guy has become pretty diluted. I still like the FG characters though. The exception being Stewie, who has changed from an intelligent baby bent on world domination into a domestic homosexual.

-3

stewie is a lot funnier than he was in the first episodes where he wanted to take over the world. that was retarded.

-3

True, the whole OMG WORLD DOMINATION schtick was a little far fetched, but his evil personality back then was more entertaining IMO. Stewie's still funny, but he's become more of a one dimensional gay joke and less of an interesting character.

-1

excuse me i do NOT like men. were getting off topic here...

why does everything have to be about you steakman? Have you ever thought about my needs?

+2

Stewie isn't gay. "It appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor mortis."

+1

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, epecially with the "I beta dime" guy = 5

That´s Danny DeVito

epic

Cool

Damn you gambling homers!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

stop trying to hit me and hit me!

+8

MATRIX

SILLY RABBIT, MATRIX ARE FOR KIDS. AMIRITE??? no im not right, im wrong.

+2

XD

needs at least 50 more people

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I guess I should explain this site for morons like father mckenzie. Everyone knows family guy took the blackjack hit me joke from the simpsons, but the simpsons probably got the idea from one flew. Devito's character is an idiot and just keeps saying hit me over and over. So Father-McKenzie, you genius, if you can find 50 characters that did the same "dumb guy keeps saying hit me" joke, I'll gladly add them. Otherwise, stfu.

+7

maybe hes saying you need 50 more people because it isnt funny with 3 so you might need to keep adding people until its funny. thats what i would do.

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I dont think so, Smash.

+3

your logic is completely based on guesses. The context in which each character says hit me is completely different. It would have been different if the simpsons or family guy were doing a homage to one flew, but they obviously weren't with the way the scene was set up. how is the average ytmnd going to guess the crazy logic you've got figured out in your head? It's just a stupid site where you just photoshopped in a bunch of pop culture bullsh*t and it's not funny.

-2

you are a complete f*ckin idiot fm. I hate having to explain my sites to jackasses like you. Three morons all saying hit me because they dont know when to stop. Wow, yeah, thats totally random and people won't be able to figure out my bizarre crazy logic. Heres an idea for you fm, and I'm serious. Try and make a funny site. Just one single funny site. Can't act like you know what a good ytmnd is when you can't make one to save your life.

+5

you didn't have to explain it to me. we have different concepts of "a good site" obviously. Photoshopping a bunch of overdone pop culture sh*t so everybody can ejaculate at the very site of them being together, and then act like you have some kind of awesome impenetrable back story behind it is pandering, unfunny garbage; just my opinion

-2

Also, saying I "can't make a good site to save my life" just further proves how much of an overcompensating elitist you are. I can't believe you have to go so low as to claim your superiority of your sites to win an argument.

-2

Theres nothing written in stone that says what a good site is, but when your votes on my sites are 1's 100% of the time, its clear that it's not an issue of being a good site anymore. I think you simply will never let yourself laugh at any of my sites, and you will always over analyze them. All you do is bitch about how a site sucks, but you NEVER offer any real advice as to improve them. Adding 50 people playing cards? Some how that makes more sense? You're just ignorant, self centered, and negative.

+2

no, I never said my sites were better than yours, I only said make a funny f*ckin site. There you go over analyzing, assuming, and making a jackass out of yourself again. And this isn't an argument. This is you bitching and whining like a little girl because a site is on up and coming that you dont like. Give it a rest dude. Go smoke some pot or get some pussy because you are one whiney little girl.

+1

f*ck off chronster fms sites are like 10x better then your sh*tty ytmnds about ytmnd

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Father-Mckenzie's sites are f*cking hilarious and brilliant and yours are sh*t.

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ok, fine, that was an assholish comment with no merit. I do find a few of fm's sites to be pretty funny. BUT NEVERTHELESS, adding 50 people to the site isn't what I was going for so ya. Sorry for going off like that :P

+3

Chronster, I 100% support your argument because Father Mck is a dick.

+1

well chron im pretty sure father mck was being sarcastic, and you're the one who wrote a bunch of sh*t to start an argument so i dont see how he is bitching but i think the real point here is your joke is very vague no matter how clear you built it up to be in your head and its not funny.

-2

fine, the joke is vague to you guys. I really don't give a f*ck. When you vote 1 and say something retarded, don't get mad when I treat you like a retard. I SAY GOOD DAY SIR

-1

bottom line this site sucks all face the music, it blows, you fail. Father is right about adding more people making it funny i suggest just adding a stallone

-3

SERIOUS BUSINESS

-1

i like homer the est

-1

There are so many more characters that could be put into this YTMND. I would look forward to nothing short of a huge *ss remake.

+1

sync starts to change after a while and thats really weird and cool

+1

Brilliant! When it goes out of sync and it appears Homer's voice is coming out of Peter's mouth and vice versa, it just adds to the lulz.

+1

hit me

Hit me

+1

Devito!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

uhh steakman likes men

needs a dealer off screen throwing cards

oh wow look at that you found 3 people saying hit me and cut them out

-1

You really think that's the joke? Stay in school.

Very clever

wheres animaniacs? also, -1 for Family Guy. I mean, its nothing against you and your site, its just that I dislike most the humor from that show.

-1

eh cmon, why is animaniacs in the image origin?

-2

IAM GOIGN TO DOWNVOAT BECOZ THERE ISN'T NIANINCHNALEZ AND YUO SAID THERE WOULD BE THIS SITE SUCKS.

-1

you lose another star until you answer my question. jeez how hard could it be...

lol ok. stupid joke to mislable the sources. fixed

+1

heres your star back then. I don't understand the humor in mislabeling the sources... thats just me though

Mislabing the sources is only a technique that should be used if a YTMND is building up to a joke, and you don't want the average ADD ytmnder to click top left and view sources and see what the joke will be. http://honestyisbestpolicy.ytmnd.com/ does this good, but it actually just conceals the source rather than lie about it.

heh. i got the joke, and enjoyed it. My comment was purely sarcastic and meant to make fun of ppl who take an otherwise good site and pick mislabeled sources to bitch about. Actually in this case they made me laugh. PUT BACK HOW IT WAS! lol

-1

dont hit me

1

I want to hit them.

lol homosex

-1

I didn't like it.

+1

If they keep getting hit they are going to have OOOOVVEEERRR.... 21.

need more taser

Don't Bro!OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!

The sync going out is actually kind of cool because all the characters swap voices.

very good

zgood

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

+1

4'd for Homer's full-on beard

+1

Is it just me or does Danny Devito look like Gordon Gano?

I love how Danny's hair is jiggling.

1'd for too much bitching...

-1

Oh, but you would have 5'd it if chronster would have kept his mouth shut, wouldn't you?

-1

This is not a dime, Martini. This is a dime. If you break it in half...you don't get two nickels, you get sh*t.

+2

Dammit, Martini, that's a fuqqing queen!

I ejaculated

stallone would hit them

-2

The origional version had stallone blow their heads off with a machine gun, but sadly it was 3.01mb

+2

Lol, that's classic. :) Hit Me!

christopher wlaken would hit them.

oh man

lol, 10 for peter griffin

lol, rape.

Come on! Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

i'd like to see austin powers.

+1

Cute :)

I bet a dime.

+1

best I have seen in a while

"In Soviet Russia, dealer hits YOU!"

Holy crap, they switched voices!

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