murmaider for ytmnd soundtrack!

+28

f*ck yeh

+1

and my mits.

+7

its music.. for fish

+2

According to the CD insert, it's "rocks," not "locks." Just sayin'.

+2

does sound like "rocks".... 5'd reguardless

-1

Ariel.. check.

+1

That was f*cking metal.

+7

metal is a state of mind

+2

State-of-Mind is metal.

+2

Mind-is-of State Metal

+1

YOU GUIS! CHECK!

this is f*cking hilarious...is this a real song???

+7

ficticious metal band Dethklok is who it's supposed to be by. they're on Metalocalypse (adult swim show) funny as hell...

+9

Awesome YTMND, CHECK!

+4

Hells yes. I have the album. The Dethalbum by Dethklok that is! Is on iTunes...

+1

"Krauser, go get the girl."

In before Afrotech, CHECK

+15

Second that!

5 for O.J. , CHECK!

+5

ditto

That's why I stick with Apple Juice.

+1

adult swim FTW

adult swim should change their name to "we're not as gay as G4 but we're trying"

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You're forgetting, you don't like anything, dude.

+1

fathermckenzie your the biggest f*g in the world

+10

you should change your name to "i'm a dick-lipped f*ggot"

+10

Should change his name to Father-MolestedMeAsAChild

+9

That song is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard...

+6

This beats the melodious choir of kittens locked in my basement...

this YTMND is going straight to my favorites

+1

5, check

+19

5'd again, check

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love it, but it didn't sync!! I'll five and fav when fixed.

It syncs after refresh in Firefox. And not on a Mac.

yes, it does!!! Here's your 5...

They got CHECK: Allen wrenches CHECK, gerbil feeders CHECK, toilet seats CHECK, electric heaters CHECK, trash compactors CHECK, juice extractors CHECK, shower rods CHECK, water meters CHECK, walkie-talkies CHECK, copper wiresCHECK, saftey goggles CHECK, radial tires CHECK, BB pellets CHECK, rubber mallets CHECK, fans CHECK and dehumidifiers CHECK, picture hangers CHECK, paper cutters CHECK, waffle irons CHECK, window shutters CHECK, paint removers CHECK, window louvres CHECK, masking tape CHECK, and plastic

+35

and matching salt and peper shakers, *looks around* f*ck i think we forgot something *goes back to the top of the list "Allen wrenches CHECK, gerbil feeders CHECK, toilet seats CHECK, electric heaters CHECK, trash compactors CHECK....

+14

...and my mitts.

+17

...and MY AXE. CHECK

+10

I thought it was a sickk looking axe.

+5

Wykkyd Syck.

+3

I was totally expecting a Stan in this ytmnd, too. I want a refund.

+1

I really want someone to make a Face Fisting ytmnd. The song makes me want to kick someone's ass. MY FACE. SO STRONG. YOU PUNCH. BREAK FINGERS.

+3

Dethklok ftw.

+1

YES!!! Dethklok and YTMND? A match made in internet heaven.

+1

ROFL, Spartan Laser.

+2

Laughing, check

+2

like those 5,000 'List of all the things Stan sells' YTMNDs, except the song is different.

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It's like those "5,000 'List of all the things Stan sells' YTMNDs," except that aside from the fact that the song is a list, it's nothing like them whatsoever.

+5

oh right. this one also has check marks.

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lol

haha thank you for the OJ

+1

Isn't that wonderful...

the GLOVE.......doesn't FIT!

+9

Acid doesn't come in pills, it most commonly comes in blotters, windowpanes, or just in a dropper solution. Picture of blotters: http://www.heroinaddiction.com/assets/Pictures/LSD_Blotter_Paper_example_1.jpg

-3

You seem to be some kind of expert in this. I*m worried about you.

Those are most likely tablets of acid salts.

+1

Why is that on a heroin addiction site?

+1

didnt watch

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that must make you really cool

+12

do people actually listen to that sh*t?

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only when they want to make fun of it later on

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Only when we wanna get in our cars and drive really fast with total disregard for human life with a clown in the passenger seat shooting a gun in the air.

+2

1

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2

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Friggin' 5!

+3

1

-4

5? check.

+4

OJ was innocent

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Allegedly

+10

Actually he was found innocent. Nothing alleged about it.

He was found innocent by a grand jury, but then in a civil case he was found guilty. So allegedly...

(I'm going to get negative votes on this, but oh well.) There is no guilty/not guilty distinction in civil cases, only liable/not-liable. So, OJ was found not guilty for murder, but liable for their deaths. I'm sure it's splitting hairs to many, but that's how our wacky judicial system works.

+2

OJ was found innocent, but he killed those people, sure as sh*t.

+2

holy f*ck amazing

-1

Brutal. 5'd mostly because I am a rabid Dethklok fan.

+1

Press five for five.

+1

i thought that read Deathlock at first

-1

I thought it read Deathc*ck at first

+1

LOLOOLZ

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in after f*gs

+9

^ that's pretty gross. Also, wouldn't you be worried about getting AIDS?

+7

^ i c wut u did thar

+2

The only one I can't hear clearly is the one with Ariel, what is it?

-1

Mermaid

+6

Yeah, I thought so, but...at the same time, it didn't seem to fit. Now that I think about it though, Murmaider (however it's spelled)...duh.

-1

5'd for Dethlok metal worshipping goodness. Though that Hardware Store/Murmaider combo would be amazing, if someone managed it.

5. Check.

-2

I see no 5 here!

+1

5 checks for you

they're not nice to Ariel

+1

don't worry the mermaids will get their REVENGE. CHECK!

this really actually sucks a lot

IM CZECH AND I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE 1'D

+1

Czech CHECK!

-1

Oh so metals!

+2

You need your: Knives? Check. Rope? Check. Dagger? Check. Chains? Check. Locks? Check. Laser Beams? Check. Acid? Check. Body Bag? Check. Murmaider x 16 But beware! For when you quench your blood thirst, others will seek their vengeance on you, and they won't rest until you're dead. They'll have their: Shiv? Check. Pipe? Check. Hammer? Check. Axe? Check. Subject? Check. Location? Check. Desire? Check. Vengeance? Check.

+5

Am i the only one who saw the location part? 5 just for cleverness

+3

GO INTO THE WATER

+2

LIVE THERE, DIE THERE

+1

build an army of water steeds

I didn't think Marv bought that much stuff in Sin City.

+2

sooo why is this funny? because metalocalypse is a good show everyone upvotes?

-4

actually, I hate metalocalypse and love the dethklok album, so there goes your theory, asshat

+5

either way its not funny

-1

I feel embarassed for people who like music as bad, cheesy and "300 pound f*ggot with a goatee growling into a microphone pretending he can sing"y as this.

-2

I am ashamed by people who misspell infamous Roman names and then further shame me by being completely obvlivious to the concept of "satire".

+4

So you're listening to awful music because it's satirical?

-3

Actually the music is sung by Brendan small, who is actually not 300 pounds at all. You fail kassius. Proof: http://www.brendonsmall.com/ (his official website, with a picture of him.)

+3

yeah, I also listen to Weird Al for the same reason, yet I don't seem to remember you bashing him during the hardware store days. This song, as are all of them on the album, are funny. The guy has a good amount of musical talent to play all the instruments save the drums (I believe), and he does a good idea of mocking themes in death metal. I suppose you don't watch the Daily Show or the Colbert Report, what with wanting to be consistent and all, right?

Why wouldn't I like the daily show or the Colbert report? And Brendan Small produced and starred in one of my favourite shows ever, so it's not a matter of not liking him. Weird Al creates parody songs, and doesn't necessarily use bad music as his source material, so I don't understand how liking weird al and not liking this makes me inconsistent. The bottom line is, the death/black metal genre is embarrassing and awful, and I don't need or want listen to "satirical" death/black metal to back it up.

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I guess it went over your head? You criticize us for liking something for its satirical and humorous undertones, yet you do the same thing with the previously mentioned examples? You see the parallel that I'm drawing here?

+1

nice

OJ = murder = hahahahhahahahahaha

+3

thank god weird al didnt pop out, im proud of you.

+1

Lol

Great series, great ytmnd. Good combo!

Synced in IE for me. Good work.

+1

I check the list...

hes black so hes guilty of something

+4

Don't forget that silly little problem of matching DNA. Silly little piece of concrete evidence.

all black DNA is the same

+1

oh i get it you showed an image of everything the angry man said then a check when he said "check" Heres my impression of the bad man and what he should have said, "STALLONE! CHECK" had he said that, i would def 5 this.

-5

^douche, check

+6

^sheep, check

-5

you're right. if 1 in 20 people don't like it, it can't be funny. you win. the angry bad man lol you suck

+3

unoriginal theme poster (Gumble), check

+1

needs moar stallone, check

-1

Dethklok = 5

awesome!

-1 for not continuing to "MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER etc."

lol homosex

-4

who are you? SexWithMen is funnier than you f*ggattt

+5

I never thought I would support sex with men before but damn it you PUSHED ME TOO FAR!

+4

Lazer made me 5. Songs pretty badass too.

fucck y0u

-2

I had a similar idea... Seems I was beaten to it. Very nice!

What does he say for the hawt asian chick?

-1

Desire. I couldn't find anything else very creative. Any ideas?

+3

Nah hot asian chick works fine.

+2

nice

-1

5 for desire

Those pills are not acid. Obviously not acid. That means you don't do drugs. Which means you're not reckless, which means you're not brutal, and therefor not cool enough to make this ytmnd.

-5

Perhaps not a Bronsted-Lowry acid, but potentially a Lewis Acid.

+1

Also 5'd for OJ, Brendon Small, and Little Mermaid all in one ytmnd.

Pickles is immune to just about everything anyhow.

Slow week here at YTMND

-2

I don't think you can kil someone with pills of folic acid. It's still brutal as hell.

Antacid is lethal to a large amount of avians however.

There are no 1's deep under water...

im turning that audio into a ringtone for my iphone

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MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER MER-MAID-ER

Am I the only one who really starts to 'lol' when it gets to "Clubs: check!"?

5 check

THIS IS METAL!!!!

acid...check

gb2[adultswim], this show sucks and so do you 5ing f*ggots...

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I want to minus you so hard right now.

+5

This show is funny, violent, and has good tunes. f*ck you antwat.

+1

Nice reminds me of Stan sells everything to Guybrush

F*CK YES, CHECK

lol!

real coffee from the hills of columbia

DOODILY DING DONG

TICK TOCK

Murder, check.

Does it honestly say "Mermaid" in the song?

Oh, and you can take the Firefox tag out. I run IE and it syncs just fine for me (the first time through, anyways... the second loop starts losing the sync)

Five! Check!

I just came. And yes, the Song is Mur-maid-der.

am reminded of sin city

dethklok rules, and now that u have made this ytmnd, you may go die

w00t!!

Its just a slideshow though

-2

Extra credit for OJ

+1

everyone complaining about originality are fanboys of f*ggy short films

4'd, would be 5'd with better sync.

-1

5....CHECK

U forgot the penis,,,>.> <.< >,>0_0

EPIC WIN

I wish I could shake your hand and steal your wallet.

I'm replying to my own comment to make myself feel popular.

-2

You know what wasn't in your checklist? I'll give you a hint: John Kerry also forgot it.

-1

dethklok rocks!

It's almost killing time and I better get sharp. I checked the list.

Mermaids? CHECK! Murder? CHECK!

Every so often I see a ytmnd so f*cking stupid rated so high and I refuse to believe it will get any worse. This continues said trend, raising the bar another notch.

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i dont like gaywads. i don't like said gaywad.

-1

OMG! This song RAPES!!

+5 for "Location." ;)

Your life has been ended by mermaids.

i don't think that's acid...check?

it's less than 9000

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btw sex with men

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Hey (mstrswrd06) You've been upvoted! ------->http://k0mputer.ytmnd.com<-------

-3

brutal

1, check

-1

Afrotech will not be pleased :(

5 stars. Check.

hahahahaha!

lol check

sync?

-2

5'd? Check.

lol.

i now the whole song and murmaider is murmaid and murder in one word

good job

Lots of metal here. Made me giggle.

I'M NOT WORTHY I'M NOT WORTHY

This the original?

Yes.

FIVES? CHECK!

LASER BEAMS CHECK

5 for me lolling

I do hope Dr. Rockso is considering making a response site to this.

Good work!

5. Check.

LMFAO

that was awesome

my eyes just exploded. brutal.

5'd for the best show ever.

5 STAR CHECK

had me in stitches

But WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?! WHERE ARE THEY!?

+1

who the hell uses lazr beams to kill anymore??? anywayzz make sure you CHRARGGG UR LAZR

-1

Win, check. Awesome, check. Five, check. Favorite, check.

-1

sh*tty music, check

-2

you're right. needs moar Kanye.

f*cking awesome

check.

Voat 5, check

haha, this is awesome.

Outstanding!

I was all "where's the murder?" Then BAM! OJ Simpson. Win.

My god, you got 5 stars Main.

I liked it more when it had Stephenie...

-1

brutal

I know a lot of people have said this, but 5'd for O.J.

f*cking awesome!