No audio?

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Audio works fine for me in Firefox, didn't try IE.

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Yeah, works now. I don't know what was up. Either way, VARRY NICE.

You fail, please try again.

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COMPANION CUBE! YES! I am going to go see this movie now JUST because of this.

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Add Cake and this is perfect...

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Alyx Vance + Companion Cube + Bottle of Tequila = Buttseks

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do cat eat apple

wow good job

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this is a triumph i'm makeing a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!!!

INTSTA-FIVE

you've done a lot better. almost fived this one tho

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i like what you've done here, but needs more stallone

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Some things are actually better WITHOUT Stallone. I know, it's a mind-blowing concept, but you might be able to grasp it some day.

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I knew hovering the cursor over the first grey star was a good idea.

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still needs more stallone

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You're a jackass but this is a funny comment.

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GREAT HEAPING PILES OF GOLDS

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MOTHERF*CKING EPIC WIN

Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!

The joke is kind of weak considering I just recently learned what that thing was all about but having seen the original trailer the Photoshoping is great...so here's an extra star for effort.

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WOW, you have won sir, congratulations

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If you had made it Ariel every one would have liked it

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i couldn't agree more

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If you grew up every one would have liked you

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icwatudidther

Great edits but too long. Also, the girlfriend is a lie.

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i....love....you

Remember that one time when the platform was moving toward the fire and we pretended to kill you, and you were all like, "NO WAY!", those were good times.

haha this is good... f*ck gosling though...

This was a triumph.

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I'm making a note here.

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Huge success.

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its hard to overstate my satisfaction

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Aperture Science!

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we do what we must

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because we can

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for the good of all of us

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except the ones who are dead

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now, theres no sense crying over every mistake

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you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake

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and the science gets done, and you make a neat gun

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for the people who are still alive

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I'm not even angry.

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I'm being so sincere right now

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Even though you broke my heart,

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And killed me.

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And tore me to pieces

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and threw every piece into a fire

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As they burned it hurt because, I was so happy for you!

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Now these points of data

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make a beautiful line.

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and we're out of beta

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We're releasing on time.

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so I'm glad I got burned

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think of all the things we learned

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for the people who are still alive

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go ahead and leave me...

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I think I’d prefer to stay inside

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maybe you'll find someone else to help you?

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Maybe Black Mesa...

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haha, that was a joke

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FAT CHANCE

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motherf*cking c-c-c-c-combo breaker

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ANYWAY this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist look at me still talking, when there's science to do

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when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.

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i've experiments to run, there is research to be done

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On the people who are still alive

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and believe me I am still alive

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till i shoot myself for making a stupid chain paragraph. die.

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I'm doing science and I'm still alive

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I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

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fun with alts

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....still alive

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LOL TEH NERDS R ANRGEE NOW!!!! MOAR DOWNVOATS PLZZZZ

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a study conducted by an independent third party vindicates you of any moral consequence in the execution of your companion cube.

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Johnny Five is alive.

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LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!!!

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i agree, it really does suffer from a lack of stallone

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Epic reply...

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Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

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While you're dying, I'll be still alive.

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This was a triumph.

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I'm making a note here.

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HUGE SUCCESS.

its hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture Science!

We do what we must

because we can

The part with Alex isn't needed.

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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When stuck, remember our motto: There's a hole in the sky through which things can fly.

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Now you're thinking with Portals...

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Speedy thing goes in.. speedy thing comes out.

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HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kinda gimmicky.

Also the same premise as the movie. Not really breaking new ground here. "Instead of one non-human girl it's another non-human girl!" You could substitute Raggedy Ann or a Harley or a lot of things.

blah blah blah words words who gives a f*ck

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You can say that for every site, Korf. He could have easily put in Princess Peach or any other Nintendo character, but the cube has not been the subject of many sites.

It's a Companion Cube, anyway. Fits better.

others' mediocrity doesn't elevate your own mediocrity.

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