lol

-1

also PTKFGS

Wow... ...What a f*cking whore.

+1

YOU AIN'T MA BABY'S DADDY

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She has /3/ more pacifiers! THIS IS MADNESS!

+3

MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY

actually, it's "MY baby"

+1

maybe she can use those pacifiers to plug up her hor holes

+3

fffouuurrressstttttt

+1

This is blasphemy!

If my baby get cold and needs a blanket I have one. YOU DUMB BITCH! Your not a ''playa'' you hoe!

Why would you have to "drop out of school" to get on Girls Gone Wild? Is it really that time consuming of a pursuit?

+1

You fail, please try again.

-2

this is why we need to police china and make them stop producing toxic toys

+2

her life dream is to drop out of school and be on girls gone wild and to have her babeh

MORE!

Retarded teenagers FTW.

+6

i wish this was real

+3

1'd because she's called victoria

-5

It's ok, because I have three more!

+4

best part

why do they all sound like they're black?

+15

n*gg*rs dont have to be black

+32

^^ He speaks the truth. Watch more Chris Rock.

+13

GordonGek, I've been sayin that for years

+6

She's a lonely wigger seeking compassion from older men to have 3 babies

+5

wigger simply being an understandable term for the simple minded, black does not make one a n*gg*r, their character does... attitude, speach, appearance, half or more of one's body weight worn in gold, trashed piece of sh*t car - or a new SUV with spinners (geesus those are the retards of life)...

+5

N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N

-1

leC*CK

IGHAB.com

+1

i like how the music they use sounds like its from a documentary on lions

+35

This comment made me laugh harder than this YTMND.

ROFL

now that's an example of good parenting

MAH MAMA TINKS IMMA NOT HAV DAT BABI.

+8

f*cking rednecks.

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Im pretty sure shes hispanic....

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its called wigger

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It's all an act. This is till hilarious though...

Any given episode of maury has this exact same scene. without the crowd "OHHHS" and the flamboyant gestures accompanying it, I don't quite find it as funny

+2

God, I want to punch that little slut right in the mouth.

+5

Can I join in on that fun?

+2

Head-butt to the ovaries.

+3

Are you one of those people who assaults the guy who played the devil after a church play?

i think you guys mean FALCON PUNCH

+5

Show me your moves!

Or screw her and blast her in the face.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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All downvoting and no upvoting makes TheManWithNoFace look like a retard.

+6

Sounds like shes reading from something...

+1

I doubt that she can read

+15

-5 because I already had sex with this girl. Old news.

+19

whateva, whateva! I do what I want!

+24

look for the true freak label.....

um

MYBABY x 10^5

And in about a year she can be on "Who's the father?" or whatever the f*ck its called.

+2

so she's going to sell the baby if she cant afford brand names to dress it up in? you stay classy kentucky!

every maury episode ever

+6

whatever whatever, i do what i want...i run with 10 gangs and we only commit hate crimes....whatever whatever...i ran for congress and won, then had sex with an intern, killed her and hid the body...whatever i'll do what i want

+17

...and Western Civilization dies just a little bit more.

+13

Maury and Jerry's production teams need to have a reality show contest.

+5

rawr.

because she´s got it like that

These are all so fake. Nobody would willingly claim to be spoiled and stupid.

IDK, my BFF Jill?

+1

I guess she's gonna still it.

She is so f*cking hot. Please link to video/pics for me to wank to. She's only half my age

+11

I will if you'll let me babysit Ariel for an afternoon or two

+8

lol

scripted

lpoololololol

holy sh*t, classic.

Only 3 guys? Sluts of her generation are getting lazy.

+14

ima punch that girl in the f*ckin overies

+5

haha...i hope she dies

+2

She already had 3 pacifyers? Must have been the guys.

+2

This is exploitative, sensationalized, and wrong. Five stars.

+3

I know it's faked and all, but why would any sane man want to have sex with a girl like that?!

Some guys will have sex with anyone with a vagina.

+6

I mean look at Inkdrinker. You can bet he got buttered in the oven a few times.

+1

This isn't exploitative, sensationalized, or wrong. And, most importantly, it is completely lacking in creativity.

Killjoy ;(

It's only fair.

Christ, Korf. Sometimes I really like the way you vote, but come on.... Sometimes just making people laugh is enough. Things like this are funny in and of themselves, and the humour is in sharing them, not having an aesthetic breakthrough the likes of which the internet has never seen.

+2

Maury is one hell of a show.

+1

Oh lawd! I saw the video for this a while back.

-1

IF MY BABY LOSES A PACIFIER I HAVE 3 MORE

+2

I think I saw this on youtube once. someone should add a gunshot and tragedy music for more laughs

-2

and when the kid is 5 the teacher will look at it in it's eyes and tell them the story of 'my mommy makes money on her back in a alley behind the burger king.' the turn to the kids and say 'that's the reason your mommy has the free clinic on speed dial'

+4

I'm gonna ma ma ma ma baby and get her clothes with ma ma ma... ma ma ma. Baby.

+5

Seriously, she just made me hate the letter M so much right now.

+15

Me too. Wait.. NOOOOOO!!!!!!

+3

Hurray for 15 year old trailer trash.

+2

I now know that when my baby is born, she'll be rocking Dolce And Gabbana.

+1

Actually, almost all teenage pregnancies are unplanned and most teen mothers are 18-19. The media likes to make it seem teen pregnancies are planned and make it look like most teen mothers are these young teens, but the evidence shows the contrary

-4

Um...nobody was claiming that this retard was typical. If this was the average teenage, humanity would still be hitting eachother with clubs and raping cats.

+1

Im not sure humanity ever raped cats....

-1

Thanks for taking a funny website WAY too seriously.

+1

my dream girl f*g 1111!!!

I was going to give this YTMND not 1, not 2 but 3 stars. Why 5 then? Cause I got it like that.

+3

She looks like she's related to L. Ron Hubbard.

10$ says that week two into pregnancy she gets an abortion cause she can't deal with morning sickness.

+2

her mom will hire a skinhead to kick her in the stomache

+4

I wonder if He'll yell "This is Spartaaaaaa" when he does it?

+7

Please someone make that into a YTMND.

+1

lollercaust

BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!

+1

LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRdJ49ItMnc

Slow-motion version. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwR7hEi5RGA

I don't care, I do what I want

+1

gimme gimme shock treatment

eh, she'll mistakenly think that her baybay goes to sleep much more quickly when it's face-first into the crib pillow. I'll give her 2 weeks until she kills the kid.

god i hate americans lol

-3

Do you know any Americans or do you just go by what trash our media airs?

+7

Don't make him explain himself since he'll only get confused or google for it.

+5

ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can help her with that

-3

i guess im gonna sell it

+1

Kings of leon reference? Eh, wishful thinking.

she can have my baby any day.

My dream is to drop out of school to be on Girls Gone Wild and to hava baby!

"and if my baby needs clothes, thats cool, I got tons of em." That must be a pretty big baby..

Or a really small girl.

+2

I'd hit it

+1

Not right now you don't.

+1

She obviously has no idea where babies come from

shes got it all figured out

Thank God she's not black

yah there too gross to have sex....

+1

Maury turned to the darkside a long time ago. F*cking f*ggot.

Dude that sh*t has to be scripted. "I'm gonna dress my baby in all brand names" lolololololol

THIS IS THAT OF GREATNESS!

They need to do way instain 15 year old, who want her babbys and shares the blanket.

-2

The site should be named sadsadsadsadsad

Epic domain grab

God, I hate these shows.

Before I even read the thing, I knew it was the Maury show! DAMN ME AND AND MY 5 CHANNELS OF TV NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

If MY baby needs a blanket, that's okay, because I have it! Morning sickness is gonna whoop this bitch's ass.

lmao this is funnier than anything south park even came up with

holy sh*t. This is scary and sad at the same time.

My baby want me to be obnoxious!? Sh*t bitch, I got plentyz a' that.

did she say 10,000 pounds?

Oh man....our football team saw a rerun of this at football camp over the summer.......we were cracking the hell up. Wait.....I just thought of something....WHY THE **** WERE WE WATCHING MAURY.

+1

I dunno. Sounds kinda gay. :3

+2

The upside of her anorexia is that she'll fit in a garbage disposal.

Sure, she's hot...but it's nothin I'd pay child support for.

That's why I only put it in her butt. She ain't havin' my babeh. Bite the pacifier, it's going in dry~

that's right, i'm a player. but that's cool, cause i got it like that.

I blame this on South Africa, and like, such as, the Iraq.

+1

If only she had a map...

+1

nawt two, but THUHREE different gahs.

Man, those White Girls Be Tripping.

omg, these people are trash

1

-1

I wonder if she's free for this weekend? She may be 14, but she's got the experience of a 25 year old.

...TO CHANGE A MY A MIND A

Hell yeah, we need more smart girls like her in America. Not these dumb snatch-hiders

And in a year she will be on "whos my babys daddy"

+1

I think a part of me just died.

LOL at any girl who brags about doing guys. If you aren't repulsive-looking most guys won't turn down sex

I think she'll change her mind when she feels like her vagina is being ripped in half while delivering that baby.

+1

o o can i be #4?

let's raid this bitch

I hate her.

FOR EPIC LOLZ. Jailbait always is funny. Especially when sluts call themselves "playas."

The guys hitting that are all probably over 18 or some sh*t. MY baby.

I blame this on bad parenting... Parents, PLEASE beat your children