ted danson! '08!

he has my vote. also he looks like Hellboy

What was the name of that game you bought?

THIS REMIX IS THE BEST

kill bill 3 i think

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HI KEATON

HI BTAPE

HI MAX

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I'm here too

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HI MASTERSITSU

you're not here, you didnt even vote 5

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http://ted-danson.com

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Hey, BTape, we need your expert hacks to give us the URLs to the old versions.

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HI F*GGOTS! http://f*ggotpsa.ytmnd.com/

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HI OCHOBOBO

here's one of the previous versions http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/5/f/15feeee946981f62d7e91bac507bdc9f.mp3

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y'know this reminds me of that tim-HOLY SH*T! GRANNY SMITH GREEN APPLES REALLY COME FROM GRANNYS

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO VOTE 5 ON THIS SITE. I WAS ON xXWaspxX's SITE. KEATON'S PORTALS ARE EVERYWHERE.

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That other BTape is a sham, a sham I say!

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I love you kep. Your sh*t makes me happy

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^We have an intellectual, gentlemen.

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Dude, awesome remix

Finish it already so I can put it on my iPod!

ok it was good until the techno sh*t. -1

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^ upvote this comment for great justice. Techno dances are for azns.

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voted 5

I really like this song and the remix, and I havnt even played the game.

Ditto.

yeah

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Grayfox354 performed fellatio on my Greyhound Terrier.

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Just so you know Keaton, I'm probably going to buy the game now because of you.

^^ PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

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yeah i was already thinking that im going to go get this game and if not for ytmnd i probably would never have looked at it. thank you ytmnd.

^What he said

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badass Fing remix unfortunetly the song turns to sh*t at the end and sounds all staticy -1 for that

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LOL BUT THATS THE FUNTIMES

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also im working on cleaning that up. i would actually like this to turn out nice when im done

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That's good.

I agree, was really good til the end.

{Shameless plug} http://cakeisnotalie.ytmnd.com/ {/Shameless plug}

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I'm making a note here: Huge Success!

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Nice mix. It's kind of like A Forest on Mixed Up, it's not as good as the original but it has its own charm

He's obviously good with these things but I like the orignial more, and you can barley hear the song itself cause of the other sounds after a while, thats where I turned it off.

OMG U MORANS YOU GO OUTSIDE TEH DOOR

sh*tgame gets 1 i can't believe u wasted time for making this

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i can't believe you like men

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portal= crapgame sry keaton had to 1 u, every portalsite gets a 1. How u kno btw?

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did you honestly play it and not like it? i really don't know how that could be possible

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It creeped me off before i could play it

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trolls these days

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the only way you can not like this game is if your too stupid to be able to play it

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I'm stuck at that part where your in the room with the radio.

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^ Same, i wake up and flush the toilet, but i can't seem to figure out what to do next.

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piehead, I bet you haven't even played it.

He said as much, Carnival. What prejudice.

I'm out of the loop here, what is this song?

Okay, I found the original.

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The chord changes in this song make me think of They Might be Giants.

and they reminded me of lemon demon. and lemon demon reminds me of tmbg. WOAH

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That is a trip.

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Please improve the part leading up to the "Listen to me talking when there's science to do." Everything after that is golden, but that minor third gets kind of annoying. If you put up an instumental version of the remix, it would be almost unlistenable at that part.

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please don't tell me things as if i know anything about real music words. i dont know what a minor third is : (

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In FruityLoops, a minor third is when you have two vertical spaces between notes on the piano roll.

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lol, muzak threeoy

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I'm a musician, yet it gets annoying when people feel music should always theoretically make sense. I can do music theory but I don't really care for it that much - I hear a song and I either like it or not no matter how strange and random it is. But that's just me... easy to please :)

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^artf*g

Im glad you can "do" music theory, jazzy. And to me it sounds like your not actually a musician but a music enthusiast.

^Zanos, you just hit on a point that's been bothering me for a while. I know too many people who take guitar lessons for six months or take a beginning music theory class at a junior college (not necessarily denigrating JCs here) and start calling themselves musicians. That's not limited to musicians, either; I have a friend who was getting compliments on his rum cakes and started fancying himself a chef. The point is, have a rudimentary knowledge of a subject, or having an interest in a subject, does not

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make you a practitioner of that art. (And I'm not saying this is the case with jazzydan, don't get me wrong, I'm speaking generally). I played trombone for years and years and got pretty good at it, but my knowledge of theory was always limited, and at no point did I consider myself a "musician;" I always thought that title should be reserved for professionals.

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Oh yes, I'm an enthusiast but also a musician - I fall in both categories there :P Music is my life in every shape and form (particularly jazz, though :P)

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Also, I think Brian Eno is a prime example of what you are talking about, he had fantastic knowledge and wrote some famous pieces of music (including the xp logon and logoff sounds, cool facts ftw!). BUT he didn't consider himself a musician, more of a 'non-musican' :P

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:O that's brian eno? i really had no idea about that at all!

yes he has a point something isn't sounding right at this part. The words aren't syncing with the beat making it all disjointed.

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Jazzydan... check out http://keaton-world.com/music/Funtastic_Power_-_ubercakes.mp3. It's a beautiful piece that doesn't completely theoretically make sense. And that's what makes it great.

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Music is my life also.

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And you'll love the end of http://keaton-world.com/music/Funtastic_Power_-_Level_1.mp3.

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I wouldn't worry about that minor third too much...contemporary music tends to do all sorts of weird stuff. I hear what you're talking about and it does sound a bit odd, but some oddness is good and perfectly normal.

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good try ^_^

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Mmmmmmm. That song from protal still sucks. And that background music is pretty good. But it doesn't help.

That was a joke, haha, fat chance.

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hmmm emphasize the vocals more. the music should accentuate the words not distract from them imo

^He is correct, sir.

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I think this song needs 100% more penis. F*CK YOU

IM GONNA LISTEN TO THIS SONG ON THE BUS

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It's no use crying over every mistake.

Look at me, talking, when there's science to do.

I like the improvements, at first gave you 3, but now you get a 5 sir

I LOVE CAKE......and THE COMPANION CUBE...Dear Sweet Cube....come back to me....

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I'm glad you kept working on this.. i thought it was a little lacking at first, but it keeps getting better.

Soon it'll be good enough for NPR!

NEED MOAR KAKE

that's no good!

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Great job, I liked it (except for the end)

yaaay you made it longer! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

The non-Keaton version of this song sounds a lot like Goldfinger in terms of mixing and timbre. Anyone else hear it?

Crap ytmnd crap game

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i love u

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THZE UPUZZLES WER TOO COMPLEX N I HAD TO THINK I WENT TO GO BACK N PLAY COUNTER STRIKE LOL

Dear God that was long...

THE CAKE IS A LIE!! i loled so much when i herd that song at the credits

we do as we must becuase we can!

For the good of all of us... except the ones who are dead.

OH MY GOD KEATON please, have my children

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Hmm now this is pretty good!

Why is Keaton's music so hilarious

Awwwww!! Keaton, you were almost there!! Then you had to go and screw it up at the end by making the voice skip. Getting better, though!

EPIC!

kick ass

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90's slang for EPIC!

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CLEAN UP THAT BREAKDOWN AND FINISH IT NAOW NAOW YOU HEAR ME NAOW

Absolute f*cking win.

Can't wait for finished version.

best remix to date

Making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS

-1 for the song purposefully f*cking up at the end

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remix? lame, you didn't add anything to enhance it

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signed

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5

HUGE MOTHERF*CKING SUCCESS

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sucks at the end

It would have been a perfect 5 if you didn't include the ear rape near the end

5'd for the end, sounded good to me.

I never found out how to beatthe last level I made ap ortal and got over ot the other side. By the way, thatgame creeps the crap outta me.

the most interesting part of the game is after the last level, SO YOU BETTER GET PAST IT!

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I really need to buy the Orange Box. >>

lol science

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LOL

Great until the end.

5'd in memory of my dear Weighted Companion Cube

<3

.......now U R thinking with portals.......

nice remix

The song at the end was great, and letting me hear it again is good enough for a 5. I think this is the first time i've 5'd a keaton site.

10 for portal -7 for screwing up a great song.

You didn't vote, dipsh*t.

aperture science is a rival of black mesa's. i wonder how this will be confronted in episode 3.

I didn't like the end, but I think it's grown on me.... when I hear the original, I notice all the fun bits you emphasized now

idk...i mean this was a triumph...but the thing i loved about the original is its simplicity...

The Keaton is a lie!

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much better than before :) good work

fix the end please so i can fav this

THANKS FOR THE SPONSORSHIP GIR489, i guess this makes me obligated to finish this song ASAP

So about that finishing, still waiting.

yeah. You suck.

Why is there only orange portals? 5'd anyways.

you're only seeing 1 portal in this. the one you keep entering, not the one you are exiting.

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Newf*g is new.

Yeah, I realised how retarded that comment was about ten minutes after I posted it. Back to make things right. IGNORE ME.

wtf happened at the end of the song....i was going to five this

You deserve a sticker!

FOR GODS SAKE MAN FINISH THE SONG

no sir, i don't like it. the remix has to be perfect or else you destroy the song...

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the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake

But anyway, this pales in comparison to the original.

Keaton, you are awesome.

5 for keaton

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun~ Or in this case, finish the remix please.

THE CAKE WAS A F*CKING LIE! i played at my freinds house, buying Orange box next week

garbage

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This actually sounds like a pretty fun game.

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thecakeisalie

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I tried to make a Portal ytmnd myself, but it wouldn't f*cking accept the mp3 so I just said "f*ck it"

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I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS

its hard to overstate my satisfaction

God damnit, Keaton. Do you ever cease to amaze me? Well, except for the end that sucks..

the end sucks.

I changed my mind, I'm 1'ing this for the ending that skips

5 for the idiot above. Oh wait I was going to 5 it anyways for awesome song.

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hey guess what, a good percentage of people who actually listened to the whole remix song do not like the ending. i am sorry that miv333 does not posses what constitutes as "good taste."

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i really have planned on fixing it but been pretty busy : ( DONT HATE ME

i think what miv333 was saying was that this song is awesome and that he thinks you are an idiot for changing your entire vote to a 1 for only the last half of the song. Which most people dont hang around for anyway. But the ending does suck. Keaton i dont know if you heard this from anyone yet but the ending sucks.

keaton, i'll def 5 this when the ending gets fixed.

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hey keaton I don't know if you've heard this already but the ending sucks

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What song is this?

The credits song to Portal.

This was a triumph. I'm making a five here.

I like this. It's very very catchy and even cute. lyrics plz?

The cake was a lie all along!

5 if you'd finnish that song.... but the ending ruins everything... sry :(

the ending ruins it

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keaton what sound editing software do you use?

This remix would be good, except... It only is good for about 25 seconds... until it mixes up, gets all scrambled, the audio is drowned out by the crazy TECHNOLAB edit that comes in, then the mix cuts off, and another mix starts... yeah.

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Huge succes.

Hmmm, needs an extra S.

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Awesome! Could you make an extended version after the crazy techno starts near the end?

NEEDS MOAR CAKE!

I AGREE WITH MYSELF, FINISH THE SONG.

Finish it, nownownownowownownonwnwoownownownownownownownownownownow

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agreed!

I don't like it at the begining of the last verse. But I <3 the part at the very end with an asston of snare. I think messing with her dialogue during the verses is a bad idea, but playing with her saying "still alive" is fair game.

k

"Maybe you should marry that thing if you love it so much! Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! ...How does THAT feel?!"

Too fast. ;<

best ytmnd ever

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In all honesty, the original sounds better. Nice try though.

Keaton if you don't finish this song, i'm going to break your heart, and kill you, and tear you to pieces, and throw every piece into a fire.

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http://aswcp.ytmnd.com

Keaton? I Made That Portal Site For You.. And You End Up 3'ing It? :'( My Life Is Meaningless If I Can't Please Keaton =[

Awesome job!

from half life orange box portal

you're still working on the ending, right?

I don't think he is...

PLEASE FINISH THIS SONG

PLEASE FINISH THIS SONG

PLEASE FINISH THIS REMIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

FINISH PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Finish Plox

nice mix

Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodby" and you were like "NOWAI!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great.

I love how your songs always make me imagine one those crazy music videos in my head. Anyway, go ahead and finish it please. :(

Keaton owns me

Please finish it! It'll be BESTS!

Make a big bang version of it instead.

bang=band. wtf...

Wow, awesome. But it breaks up really bad near the end. Fix the end, and it would be perfect.

Yeah, i think same.

This song kinda makes me wanna kill myself.

How did I miss this?!?

Way to finish this, f*ggot.