damn

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I like turtles.

+14

give em mario hats or somethin

-2

I like turtle soup!

POOR SPRINKLES ;(

F*ck sprinkles, Dwight is a farmer

+4

Garbage is a suitable replacement anyway.

+2

I do that sometimes, I like to steal into people's homes and steal all the purple horseshoes from their lucky charms, or all the red pieces from their fruity pebbles.

i was thinkin lucky charms too

nice

Yeah! There needs to be at least one Koopa in a Mario game!

I recall a turtle shell in SMB2. But no turtle.

+9

STUPID FROG KING WITH ORGANS ON HIS BACK!!!! I WANT BOWSER!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh. My . God. LOL. F*CKING HILARIOUS!!! You get 5 stars....

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Plus 5 stars = 10

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plus 5 more stars = 15

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plus the final 5 stars to get 20 well deserved stars... I've never 20 star'd a site. Or even FAV'd a site, but this one is fav'd :D. I might be over-reacting a tiny bit, but this is f*cking funny.

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holy sh*t. do me a favor... GO THE F*CK OUTSIDE.

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How is that doing you a favor? are you waiting outside my house with a camera? If that is the case, would you prefer me to be nude?

+7

No seriously, go outside and talk to a human being face to face.

LOL HYPOCRISY = someone who goes to this site telling someone else they have no life.

MasterAL, you're a dumbass. That has nothing to do with the point I'm making.

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oOOOOoooOOO. I just realized what you meant to him...those were all his posts... damn, sorry I see that he really doesn't have a life.

I don't have a life for taking 20 seconds to post a few comments? That may seem like a long time considering it is roughly 4 times longer than it takes you to ejaculate... But seriously, if you think I'm inside all day long because I type a few lines of text, I'm truly sorry that god/flying spaghetti monster gave you a brain that allowed you to have such a terrible thought process. And if you were just trying to be an e-thug and try to insult me, find something original/ more fresh than "go outside"

Good call. I picked two other parody choices for MY "where are the turtles" sites.

+3

good idea

lol

gold

Great idea, half assed edits. Downvote this comment.

+11

I mean, I don't mean to be a jerk or anything, but if you've got a good idea put some time into it.

+9

I stand by my original content.

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maybe he actually has a life, opposed to you and I, chronster.

+2

Should have bought the FDS version.

p.s. - I leik turdles.

+6

SMB2 wasn't turtle enough for the turtle club. This YTMND caught me off guard, excellent execution.

LOL thats awesome

It's only a matter of time before the computer can start to think for itself and defeat the best salesmen at selling products

I like turtles.

+5

I like turtles.

+1

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HAHAHAH HA VI DIEO CLIP AND MARIO!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH HA VI DIEO CLIP AND MARIO!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH HA VI DIEO CLIP AND MARIO!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH HA VI DIEO CLIP AND MARIO!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH HA VI DIEO CLIP AND MARIO!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH HA VI DIEO CLIP AND MARIO!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH HA VI DIEO CLIP AND MARIO!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH HA VI DIEO CLIP AND MARIO!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH HA VI DIEO CLIP AND MARIO!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH HA VI DIEO CLIP AND MARIO!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH HA VI DIEO CLIP AND MARIO!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH HA VI DIEHAHAHAH HA VI DIEO CLIP AND MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!

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You got it!

+1

I'm sorry. But I really, really hate that show.

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You're more of a Friends fan right?

+7

naw, I liked Everybody Loves Raymond

+2

WHERE ARE THEY?!

TURDTELS?!

5 for the office.

chocolate?

+2

Awesome

This Mario worship is getting way out of hand.

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No... it isn't.

+6

Pacard worship is and always has been out of hand

+7

this one was clever and true enough for me to overlook this very true statement.

+3

MasterSh*tf*cker could you please say something that isnt gayer than goatse for once?

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Only slightly less Groan inducing as if Carrot Top collaborated with Gallagher.

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I think you may have something there...

+2

he likes tuwtuwz

+2

wintastic

he never got the turtles back T_T

+1

clever!#$!14212441415133245f54

this would work with a tmnt gif

Cute.

I thought he wanted to play TMNT :P

+1

1

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anyone who dislikes SMB2 based on it not having turtles is a f*ckin' idiot, since 99% of mario bullsh*t was lifted from that game

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You do know, SMB2 in North America WASN'T the real SMB2, right? They thought the real version made in Japan was too hard or something for gamers over here, so they just put new sprites and story into some other game (don't remember the game), and slapped the Mario name on it. THAT is why people should dislike it.

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Doki Doki Panic.

I gave you a 5 for SMB2 being an 11th-hour reskinning of DOKIDOKI PANIC! and therefore not having any turtles. But then I had to take away 4 stars because NBC's version of the office is a depressing bastardization of a funny show, where they actually use camera cuts to EXPLAIN THE JOKES TO YOU instead of tell the story, which is what the gimmick was put there for in the first place. Ok I'm done. Enjoy your 1. Sorry but blame NBC.

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HAHAHHA, that took me a little while to get. There weren't any turtles in 2, were they. DOKI DOKI PANIC@@@

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Office=Amazing. Clever. You win.

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I like turtles.

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What kind of a nerd has SMB on the mind when he watches 'The Office'?

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LOL

and

+1

neither an i ^^ http://www.morenintendopls.ytmnd.com

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Oh, there they are.

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WHERE ARE MY F*CKING TURTLES YOU F*CKING BASTARD N*GG*R

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Office? Yes. Mario? Yes. 5? Hell yes.

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I'm going to go make some jello now.

I salute you good sir

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I like toitles. I'm getting slow. took me too long to get this one.

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WHERE ARE THE TURTLES!!!!!!!???????

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Sh*tty Photoshop, but...audio with concept was great.

What kind of bear is best?

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that's debatable, there are basically two schools of thought.

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False. Black Bear.

+1

5 4 u

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SMB2 sucked anyway.

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At least sprinkles is in a better place now

*LOL* perfect

ha ha well done

I find that I ping-pong back and forth between hating and pitying Michael Scott. I love that show.

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