Well done. I love that cube. You know it survived! I can't wait for Portal 2!

+23

This game was REALLY interesting and not what I expected. I loved it, the humor, the fun.

+6

meh

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I can't wait until Gordan Freeman gets to use the portal device in HL2E3!

+1

Very awesome. Been looking for this song for a while.

I own a Weighted Companion Cube plushie.

+3

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

+16

Best song ever.

+5

I don't get it. Therefore it sucks. QED

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I'm not really into computer gaming, but this game looks REALLY cool.

F*CKIN *SSH*LE ALREADY DONE THOUGH YOURS IS FAR SUPERIOR 5 SIR http://gladosalive.ytmnd.com/

RIP Weighted Companion Cube ???? - ???? Feel free to add if you wish.

http://ripcompanioncube.com/

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5'd for being the first place i ever heard this song and made me want to buy the game

steam should sell miniature weighted companion cubes. I'd buy one.

+36

Same.

+1

Amen to that, brother

Paper weights, speakers, car shifter knobs.... endless possibilities.

+3

Now you're thinking with portals.

+7

Miniature? That's a joke, haha! Fat chance.

+2

Hell yeah. They're selling A plush companion cube, but who knows how big it is. http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/?p=416 I want 2 mini ones on a string to hang off my car rear vision mirror!

I MADE 1 BY MYSELF, gg.

Hahaha! Instant marketing. If they're smart they'll merch that sh*t. Do you hear this song when you beat the game or something?

+7

yeah it plays while it rolls the credits.

+4

It's sort of a spoiler here, because it explains what's happening in the game more than anything else in the game itself.

+6

I love this song. Best credits roll ever. You did kinda ruin it for people who haven't beaten it.

+5

If you have never played the game, you wouldn't understand how it deals with the story. If you have played the game, you would be already done because of freaking addiction.

+1

good times. I like the way you made it look like they were taped on.

Thanks :D

http://weebls-stuff.com/wab/cube/ it's everywhere (still don't get it)

I haven't played portal but now I want to

Someone copyright it before valve does.

-7

You have no idea how copyright works, do you?

+14

MAKE IT URZ LUL

+2

U FORGOTS TO CHANGE IT TO COPYRIGHT 2007!! ITS FREE NOW!!!!

+2

good one

First. RIP, dear Weighted Companion Cube.

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Whoops, maybe I should pay more attention to comments.

-5

</3

-1

the cake is a lie

+6

The cake isn't a lie, you just have to turn left around the corner and jump into the fire pit, it's there waiting.

+4

IT'S OVER 9000!!! DEGREES!11!

+3

lol, every YTMND I've seen so fare with this music was made after mine! Oh, well, good ytmnd.

-2

Zagnut: Nice, more than just a google'd image and the song.

+1

I sang that song. if you listen clearly, i move away from the mic to breathe.

+16

Yes, I went to YTMND today to look to see if their were any portal ytmnds.. and what do I find? The hilarious song at the end of the game, lol

greatest song ever.

sorry for being so out of touch. but what the hell is this stupid *ss song? I hate it. I can't watch the whole ytmnd because I have to close the window after 3 seconds of that chick.

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Dude, wow. Do you hate yourself a little when you read your comment now?

+2

not at all. i still don't know what the song is, and i hate it so much that i'm not going to look it up. downvote your hearts out :)

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i don't like the song. i must be a dickhead.

-9

don't hate on glados, she's just lonely

+2

yay, 30 downvotes. I still don't get it, and I'm still not ashamed that I hate this terrible song, or that I've apparently missed some kind of video game nerdgasm.

-1

i think its really pathetic to downvote comments just because you disagree with them. mrnoodle isnt offending anyone, hes not hurting anyone and still you think you should make it seem like he's said something that the whole world will go into uproar about. why should he hate himself? for expressing his views? what the f*ck is the internet for other than that?

-1

Then why can comments can be rated?

-can

it's not the ratign that bothers me, by all means, downvote comments, but don't tell people they should hate themselves for expressing their views.

peacefrog, thanks for your support :D but don't worry about it. i take downvotes and rub them allll over my sack to keep the skin soft and supple. MOAR DOWNVOTES PLZTHX

F*cking awesome game, I enjoy it from start to end

+2

I was rolling on the floor when I the credits came on. That was an incredible game.

it's nice to see nerds finally getting some excercise. Also yes, it was an awesome game with a f*cking funny ending. </3 i miss my weighted companion cube allready :(

She was my best friend... she was going to come to my big party, but was unable to ... and none of my other friends would show up because I don't have any friends. And I'm liked by no one... plus I'm adopted. I've been wrong about everything I've ever done.... including this post. I'm not smart... I'm not a scientist or a doctor... I'm not even a full time employee. WHERE DID I GO SO WRONG!?!?!? The cake was real after all? Son of a bitch... I knew I shouldn't have ran.

+12

what in the f*ck are you guys talking about? Will this game run on my PC? (256RAM)

-8

Ask your cat to install more ram

+10

Computer cat is not pleased.

+3

My cat's gained so much weight; I don't think he'll be installing any more RAM anytime soon :(

Nice, more than just a google'd image and the song.

Time to download this game, :)

Being a pirate is alright with me. I mean, Do what you want... cause a pirate is free. You are a pirate.

-1

Papst, this game is on Steam, Valve's game DOWNLOAD service. You're *supposed* to download it. Just... just saying.

+1

NOOOO i was about to post this :(

I don't care that you didn't make it I have to 5 this song....for the people that are still alive.

+4

+1

FOR THE FUGGEN WINNN! (this game pwnt the world)

This broke my heart.

I wanted to have cake with it, my only companion, but alas, the cake was a lie, and friendship is not forever :(

Toilet Seat :(

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i like the psyco ramblings on that one wall where he was calling it a whore and such because it left him

-1 for not including the companion sphere

F*ck that cube. I chucked that sh*t right in the incinerator.

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The best part was the poetic justice.

+1

Awesome! I love you companion cube!

halo sucks big fat sweaty c*ck

+10

of course it does, it's not out on pc first...f*ck it in the ear dumb xbox 360.

+2

Huge Sucesss, its hard to overstate my satisfaction. 5

Quick, spoil the game for ratings.

-4

you might want to add spoiler tags. portal is certainly sick though.

-1

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+11

it was not a lie.

+4

OMG, why did I walk into this site?!? I haven't beaten it yet!

Sniff

Portal = win, win = 5. Well done.

it never really did talk to me... i was all alone expecting it to morph into a set of breasts or something like that.

The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event the Weighted Companion Cube should speak, we would advise you to ignore it's advice.

+3

I haven't played the game... is it a cellular peptide cake, with mint frosting?

Beat it and enjoyed it. Like your mom! Seriously, not a bad job.

5 for the song ~ :D

While the euthanization process is extremely painful, 8 out of 10 aperture scientists believe that the weighted companion cube is not capable of feeling much.

+4

The cube itself doesn't feel much, but the cat inside does.

+8

That's unobservable. It's currently in a state of superposition wherein it is both burned and not burned.

+8

^ comment +'d for getting my unclear sh*tty reference to Schrödinger's cat... that or making the connection himself. :)

Schrödinger's NEDM

+3

This was so beautiful, it touched me to tears.

we would like to remind you that the companion cube does not talk, if the cube does talk, please ignore what it says

i don't get it.... 5'd

this game had a pretty sick sense of humor.

The weighted companion cube cannot stab you.

hey remember that time I was going to dump you into a fire and I said "Goodbye" then you were like "NO WAI" and escaped, then I said "you've completed the part of the test where we pretend to murder you." Good times, good times.

+7

loved this game.

+1

One of (if not) my favorite lines. From anything.

+2

Incredible game. PS: Spoiler. Final Thought: Probably the most I've been into a game in years. PS Final Thought: Sequel is a must.

+1

what am I looking at here?

-3

What the F*** does it look like, champ?

-1

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

+1

I don't care how f*cking awesome Portal is. That song is retarded and lacking even the tiniest bit of awesome.

-8

I disagree in every way possible. I know the song by heart now. Also, the song probably lacks in awesome if you haven't beaten the game or don't pay attention to the lyrics.

If you haven't played Portal, you don't understand. Period. This song is possibly one of the most amazing songs ever.

I haven't even played portal yet, and I think this song is awesome. Does that make me a bad person?

Yes, the song fits perfectly for the end of the game. I LOVED IT!

looks like I came late to this one :(

The cube talked to me. It told me to burn things.

+1

And then you burned it.

The Cube commands. I obey.

EPIC WIN

There's actually more than one companion cube. Awesome YTMND though, and I miss my cubie. =(

If the cube does talk, do not listen to his advice.

+1

rest in peace, good buddy

*Spoiler* I have no testicles.

+2

I blew through this. Then the advanced. However, I must say that the companion sphere is a bitch

didn't even have a heart. it was disappointed. and it wasn't that much of a bitch, w/e

The enrichment center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never stab you, and, in fact, can not speak.

pure suck delivered from the hands of the almighty suck god

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I really shoiuldn't like this song, it goes against every fiber of my being, but I do.

retarded

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Game is amazing.

+3

Yes, I do love this game. Yes, I do love this ytmnd.

If at first you don't succeed, you fail.

+1

needs less gayfuel

-8

I played that bugger yesterdat! Fratricide for the lose :(

YESS A SCREENSHOT FIVE THE SCREENSHOT

-9

You're a very impatient man

+1

This is why ytmnd sucks.

-7

Slow day on YTMND

-2

never played it

-6

Never played it, song is absolutely retarded to boot

-9

I cry for you. I really do.

+1

I don't get it...

-5

i dont get it but i like the song

Keaton, do yourself a favor and play Portal. It's an amazing game and it makes the song better.

+2

Reminds me of Narbacular Drop.

+1

it IS narbacular drop

+1

You can't get it unless you play the game, which you should be doing right now. Jeez, idiots.

-1

This is ytmnd not game reviews.

-3

That still doesn't make that song any less gay or annoying.

-1

I HATE THIS YTMND!

-3

the cake was moist

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-2

who (or what) is singing this song? it's addicting....argh!

Her name's GLaDoS, ;)

+1

Ellen McLain

+2 for portal

-1

Companion Cube will be epic phenomenon. I guarantee it. You're gunna' like the way you look. I guarantee it.

AWESOME!

Companion Cube Body Kits. What do you think, Mini Coopers, or Fiat Pandas?

the cake is a lie.

NEVER FORGET

Portal is a really great game. I loved every moment of it. Very good gameplay, awesome sense of humor. This YTMND is just a cheap cash-in on portal's popularity. I think quotes from GLaDOS, the weighted companion cube, and the song "Still Alive" all have great YTMND potential...but this just missed the mark.

+4

Well thought out criticism is not allowed on YTMND.

+1

I don't know, I think that the YTMND itself has some merit with how he ran with the whole "replacing various people's heads with companion cube" thing.

+1

yay 5'd for companion cube greatness.

Poor weighted companion cube.

You broke my heart guys.

I miss my weighted companion cube...

yeah whatever, my weighted companion cube crushed me when going through a portal, and I swear it threatened to stab me. I'm happy you got on with yours but not everyone did

+1

*tear*

they are making a companion cube plush. also rip companion cube!

i love this game and want to sex that robot voice lady.

-1

Well, here's the lady who did that robot voice: http://www.northwestartists.org/publicity/embig.JPG

i stand by my statement, companion cube can join in

Meh, too easy of a game. Not worth my money.

-4

i laughed so hard when i beat it and this song came on

XD !!

1'd for fairly unoriginal idea and music.

-2

your face is fairly unoriginal

I want a companion cube. I really do.

Also, www.cafepress.com/companioncube

not my cafepress by the way.

About as fulfilling as being raped up the *ss with a sharpened broom handle.

-3

You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake :))

"maybe black mesa? HAHA that was a joke, FAT CHANCE!" hahaha i was rofllmao for a good 10 minutes after i beat portal

best song ever

If the companion cube could talk, it would commend you for creating this ytmnd. Though we would like to remind you that it CANNOT.

Haha, wicked!

companion sphere > companion cube

get this sh*t off the top of top viewed

-6

Sorry, ain't going to happen champ.

-1

Also, Cakes

Best comment evar.

-1

You got this song stuck in my head you dick!

I love my cube!

sh*t

-2

Buying Portal now

+1

I love you ajax <3 Polishmafia

+5 THE CAKE IS A LIE and I see this song coming in many more ytmnds

I liked this and Halflife, but I agree that spoiler tags should have been added. Can anybody send me links to more video of this game and explain what the companion cube is if you have some extra time. If not, that's cool too.

pretty trout, the scotch tape is nice too. I would 6 this if it had some nice boobs in there some where

He just kept on trying 'till he ran out of cake. Sigh.

He just kept on trying 'till he ran out of cake. Sigh.

So did my browser apparently.

+1

AD A PIX OF TURK N JD FROM SCRUBS DOOD

-1

omgz spoilerz!

-2

The cake is not a lie, and the companion cube lives on! http://cakeisnotalie.ytmnd.com/ SEE?

-1

i LOVE this sooong... it sounds like its talking about WCC if you listen close XD

love it!

This game is great, and best song ever! THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Oh this game was SO good. I beat it twice and all of the advanced maps. Now to conquer the challenges!

great work

My Laptop got burned in the fires...and My old Pavilion can't run it ;_; Either way...Nice YTMND

This is the f*cking creepiest song I have ever heard.

The Lie is a Cake

The good always dies young. ;___;

I miss my companion cube. :-(

The instant I heard the cube's voice I got a massive erection. Massive.

Best game i played this year

First you will be baked, then there will be cake.

I actually played that f*cking game last week. That's like the only XBox game I've ever played, except for my sh*tty attempt at Call of Duty. But still, f*ck this site.

-1

So did you hate the game or not?

I neither hated it or liked it, but that doesn't change my opinion of this site.