amen, but sadly, not enough cute guys

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i dunno, robbie keane is pretty cute

the one on the left's a pornstar called Faith Lightspeed (sinners can get into irish heaven too)

+9

still, just one ain't enough cute guys

who cares, the internet only has young straiight white middle-class american males on it, so youre raising a non-issue here

+2

There's no such thing as sin. It's all about moral relativity.

-2

Forget Irish heaven... with those two girls, it's any straight man's heaven.

+2

yes but... ireland is world cup winnar against england! SUCK ON THAT NORTH IRELAND, YA PROTESTANT BAHSTIDS!!!

+1

Five for the chick on the right. One of my favorite Porn Bitches.

-1

LAWD HAVE MERCY! Tonight at The IRISH HEAVEN Pub, boy we'll be throwin up dat Guinness on Tap. We got Mis-Mister Conan O'Brien, mick walking in on the one and two. We got SAINT P ! We got dem Irish hos. We got Irish Stew. We got dis crazy Irish dude running around. I dunno where he from! he coming to da pro-jecks! We got BONO! man, he- Bono gon be thrown wit dem Harp Lagers Til 12 baby! errbody get in free wit dem-wit dem gay leprechauns... GET FIRED UP BABY!!!

+6

My favorite color is green just to let you know.

ey, tis a wonderful place, laddie

-2

F*CK, this sh*t is lame.

-4

Wow, I wonder how many YTMNDers it takes to realize that the "no girls on the internet" joke is ancient at this point.

(pssst... gadas isn't a girl)

+1

Finally, a place Lucky can go away to without those f*cking kids bothering him about his cereal. 5'd for A New Hope.

+4

send the irish first, waste the enemies arrows

+2

I know you're kidding Korf but I still feel 80% nerdier for having read your comment

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"There's no such thing as sin. It's all about moral relativity." That's funny, considering that you just claimed a moral absolute. Saying that all morals are relative, is making an "absolute" statement about morals.

And if you were just joking, then disregard everything I said...

forget irish heaven, red head chick = my heaven

+8

True. I'd hit that...

-1

me too lolol

-1

:D

-1

:D

-1

D:

+3

hell, thats any mans heaven. sports, beer and wenches! and bagpipes! nothing more manly than bagpipes!

How do you get into Irish heaven? By confessing your sins to Jesus O'Nazareth.

+14

"How do you get into Irish heaven? " Get shot by an English SAS.

+8

I thought it was by driving a straight pin through the brain of a Protestant and then celebrating by drinking yourself to death.

-2

I thought it was by wearing a green shirt, clicking your heels three times, and then taking a big ol' swig of ale.

-1

I thought it was by listing a series of actions stereotypically associated with the Irish

Nice try

-1

Robbie Keane is Tottenham scum.

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He may be Tottenham yid scum, but he will always be a Wolves boy forever, n*gg*!!!!!!!!

-1

Better Wolves than Spurs.

-1

Damn right. I don't like Tottenham either. :P

I enjoy everything about this except the Guinness. Good choice on Harp though.

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don't you drink coors light

Yeah mostly, but I enjoy other beers from time to time. I drink Coors Light mostly as a middle grounds for taste in cost. If imported beer was cheaper I'd probably drink something else.

-2

i would just like the women and the Guinness machine

the mere presence of U2 makes this any regular person's hell, like i could never fully enjoy being super drunk all the time and humpin babes if bono was always around complaining about the darfur or whatever, i mean whatevar, those dudes are F U C K E D.

-2

in irish heaven, bono isn't a political activist he just gets drunk and sings drinking songs

+17

no he ist allowed to sing either, he'd be the sh*tbird at the end of the bar that doesnt talk to anyone and gets too drunk to do anything but mumble and cry

Bono is pissing Guinness? I am confused

-1

Get that right bastard Bono out of there and you might have something.

-1

the girl on the right is crap

-1

Yeah.

-1

eh the redhead girl is hot but also catholicism so uh 3

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Also c*cks...

+1

You forgetted Polend

+3

Isn't that Norway's flag or some sh*t?

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WROOOOOOONG

+10

Is there a place for James Joyce or would that be sh*te?

Hey man I'm an Irish Studies major in college: Good job. I have nothing bad to say. A little stereotypical, but I assume that's what you were going for. At least Lucky wasn't in it. three stars.

-1

PTKFGS african-american studies

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I want to die now. XD Kudos. If I could 10 this, I would. TIOCFAIDH AR LA!

stereotypes. for pussies.

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if it was stereotypical, it would be a leprechaun strapped to an IRA bomb feeding you boiled potatoes while you beat your wife

+6

Right. How is that wrong again?

FORGOT BEER REFERENCE!~!!

so irish heaven is full of stereotypes?

-1

:( sorry kassius

+1

whaa, you don't have to apologize. congratulations on an otherwise successful site.

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There's a difference between Stereotypes and national symbols

+2

The national symbol of Austria is the Uzi

+2

Stereotypes are awesome. It's how I can make fun of other people without knowing them.

+2

Ok fine. Stereotypes bad. Monotypes, good!

+1

all it needs is shamrocks and boudicca and saint patrick doing a kegstand!

i hate bono...but the rest is fine ^_^

This is so great.

dancing leprechaun ftw

5 for hot redhead + the fact i have irish blood

C, for Irish.

-1

tits

HOW CAN WE MAKE JOKES IN TIMES LIKE THESE?!!? GET REAL!!! GO TO THIS SITE AND HELP THOSE WHO NEED- NO! THOSE WHO DESERVE IT!! http://action.savedarfur.org/campaign/psa_unbushpetition

-5

SUCK A CHEETAH'S DICK

+3

It would help if you were bono...

i am also a member of peta......now before you bust my balls any normal person is apart of peta....the people eating tasty animals group!

-2

HOW CAN YOU WASTE YOUR TIME ON YTMND IN TIMES LIKE THESE!!! HELP THOSE WHO NEED IT!!! GO TO THESE SITES TO SAVE DARFUR!!! http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=3854826&s=143441&i=3854784 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

EXCELLENT RICK ROLL

BONO'S EJACULATING GUINNESS OH SHI

Was gonna say. In Heaven, Bono pisses Guinness.

Ireland is already pretty darn nice - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality-of-life_index#The_Economist_Intelligence_Unit.E2.80.99s_quality-of-life_index.2C_2005

5 for Robbie Keane! Greatest product of the Wolves Youth Academy (Along with Jolean Lescott!)

+1

Actually it's 5m cause of the appearances. At least we have the sell on fee too. :P

amen brother

Needs more Father Ted.

dirty irish.

-2

Top Viewed is a F*cking joke.

+2

It's like you reached inside my head and took a photograph of my thoughts and desires. This five is still barely got, because you believe that a Guinness in heaven is rushed. Savor your Guinness children, and ye shall be as kings!

One of the women should have a black eye for a 5.

+3

win

i dont know what you're talkin about. irish people smell like sh*t. and the women are ugly and have sweaty smelly hairy cooches. go for it lol.

-1

where is Conan O'Brien?????

Where's Chief O'Brien? Add him in uniform for 5. Add him slapping Jadzia for 6.

-1

Yeah, and flogging molly and dropkick murphys play every weekend!

-2

When I was in ireland I beat up this little leppy conny within an inch of his death, stapped him to a chair and gave him frequient shocks every day, Was only a week later that I realised I'de just abducted a child on halloween night...My bad.

+3

When I was in ireland I beat up this little leppy conny within an inch of his death, stapped him to a chair and gave him frequient shocks every day, Was only a week later that I realised I'de just abducted a child on halloween night...My bad.

lol 8bit

I have a feeling the Boston Celtics are going to win the NBA championship in the upcoming season. Also, the Red Sox will likely win the World Series.

+2

Red Sox: 11, Indians: 2, Game 7 of AL Championship Series. So far, so good for my prediction.

For future reference, the Red Sox swept the Colorado Rockies. Not even close. And the Celtics beat the Lakers in 6 games. Well played.

not even the irish like bono

+1

WHERES THE FIGHTING THIS ISNT HEAVEN AT ALL WTF

Might have been better with good edits

can you teach me how to edit

+2

http://how2makesites.ytmnd.com/ - lots of good responses there, I wrote a large guide on how to edit in the comments but it takes up like 100 comments I had to post in a row because it is so complete

thank you for your input sir now i'm on the road to getting lots of views just like applenick

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Pageviews are the only thing to strive for.

+1

^ Worst attempt at being Irish ever.

just call me holden mcgroin......

+1

f*cking irish

-1

Looks pretty good to me.

I would've downvoted this if it wasn't for the flashing food in the upper left corner.

1 for bono... cause Bono ain't f*ckin in irish heaven

5'd because I'm 2nd gen Irish. Glad you didn't put Bob Geldof on there, that is my idea of Irish hell!

irish stereotype heaven

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DO WANT

+1

reply to this comment and tell me what kind of heaven i should make next and if people upvote your comment i will consider doing it

Jamaican Heaven. With bobsleds.

+10

historytmnd: heaven

-1

Hezbollah Heaven

-1

cavemen heaven.

-1

The heaven where all dogs go

+1

YTMND's heaven.

-2

canadian heaven (upvote plz)

Hank heavan.

-1

jim-x heaven

-1

clubbing baby seals heaven :( would be sad yet funny

-1

Clearly Jamaica is a winner. But if don't make it, I will.

thats exactly what all irish people look like

I'm Irish, so a five to this site.

5 for not using flogging molly/dropkick murphys

+1

Seconded.

Irish Nebulae FTW!!!

So in irish heaven you can hear bono sing Vertigo, over and over again for eternity? UNO, DOS, TRES CATORCE

It's uno, dos, tres, Kuato.

yeah, if the chicks had black eyes =0

bewbs

wait I just realized how funny this is Catholics in heaven?

Yay! Stereotypes!

Erin Go Braugh!

i dont think robbie keane is going to heaven

I think you're wrong.

all the ingredients for an irish car bomb are there. i like it.

i didn't even notice that

You win several internets.

Shiatty beer, even shiattier site. A generous 2.

-1

F*ckin' micks

+1

Picture is too big.

-2

monitor is too small

+5

f-ing amazing

Ya stupid sh*te! Y'er a dead man!

I love Jonathan Pryce just for that one line. F*ckin great movie overall.

My heaven would have a little less bono, and more futbol

I'm Irish and I approve of this.

How Irish must one to be to rock it in the Irish afterlife?

Also, why isn't Sunrise Adams amongst those bitches? She's Irish-American!

Off camera: Bono donates Guiness to starving Africans.

More like On camera

+1

NEEDS MORE POTATOES.

Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew

+2

lol Canadian musician in Irish Heaven.

+2

Fractions of a second to be poured and settled? But the double pour is like foreplay.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!

+2

the lesser of two weevils!

make up new stereotypes, these ones arent funny

Well, there are a lot of sheep there, but that's hardly a stereotype

NICE!

Good times.

5 for Guinness

5'd for sandra shine

5 for Piper Fawn or whatever name she goes by now.

Of Battel: whereat Michael bid sound Th' Arch-Angel trumpet; through the vast of Heav'n It sounded, and the faithful Armies rung

Today, we're all irish and proud of it! Drink up ma laddies and if ya mates got a problem wit dat we can fight about it like men~

-1

Kiss me I'm Irish.

For the record....the Irish hate Bono.

+1

Guinness is a yank's drink.

-1

OH GOD PLEASE

I can't help it....I'm Irish!

How can this not be #1 on Top Viewed

that redheaded girl looks like a drag queen doing carrot top

get that fugly bitch out of there for a 5. This message courtesy of Ireland.

If you want to visit Irish Hell, drink an entire bottle of Baileys.

-1 for no O'Brien.

How did you get all these great things together? Except Why the f*ck did that guy in the middle get there?

Irish eyes are smiling.

Where do I sign?

I'm a wee little leprechaun looking fer Cincer de Mayer!

Oh jesus I can see what is coming...who is going to attempt the "n*gg* heaven" YTMND?

This is where I point out that Harp and Guinness, as much as I like their product, are the Coca-Cola of the Isles. They run pubs out of business that don't serve their beers. So much for the Motherland. Nicely made site, though.

+1

I voted yesterday but it doesn't seem like I posted a comment. Must have been the Guinness.

Very accurate. Just change the World Cup result from Ireland 4, England 0 to Ireland 14, England 0 and you got it.

We need more sites like this.

F*ck! I wanna live in Ireland :P

irish = master race. n*gg*rs, wetbacks, and other filth need not apply for our coolness

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hahaha! Irish = master race! Holy sh*t you have no idea how funny that is! I'm a full-on WASP with Irish-owning Brit ancestry and nothing cracks me up more than hearing the Irish get all f*cking high & mighty and racist, seeing as we killed your kind for sport back in the day! Best laugh of my day, thank you dustinmcwhiten*gg*r.

-1

You two should make out.

-1

great, except for bono

Replace Bono with Dropkick Murphys for flawless victory.

+1

first instinct said 5, but i deducted 2 stars for no miles o'brien, then added 4 stars for the redhead with the great knobs, then deducted 1 star because said knobs were half hidden. 1.5 stars were deducted because bono is a poop-face. the result of 4.5 stars was then rounded up to the next whole number.

gay

5ed for pulsating irish breakfast in the sky

I didn't know St. Patrick's Day was coming up.

The irish in me is standing at attention!

mmm blood pudding

What, no tay?

money-tape like :D

I love how even this has Canadian influence. Ashely MacIsaac is from NOVA SCOTIA!!!!!!! :D

nice, these are cool keep making them!

This deserves a five for the redhead chick alone, but you should replace Bono with the Dropkick Murphys. Also you gotta put Denis Leary in there!!!

needs more Poguesq

Now that's my kind of heaven