OMFG LOL

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BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUM!

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oh reelies?

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At the beginning of his sentence you can hear his robotic self booting up.

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I'm in your girlfriends pocket.

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double commenting because I re-watched the YTMND after reading lonesome's comment..... ROFL.

LMAO LONESOME

conan O'rly LOLOLOLOL

GOOD GOD NO !

thanks ^_^

OH SH*T I KNEW THOSE LIEBERALS HAD CNN IN ITS POCKET!!!

Fox shows the 2 most liberal comidies- the simpsons and family guy. i never understand all these fox conspiracies.

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Nonoyawns, Fox the TV channel is essentially separate from the Fox News Channel.

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Ya ok, and what is CNN

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Celebrity Nude Network.

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cnn.ytmnd.com, that explained cnn to me

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The Communist News Network

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C*NT N*GG*R NETWORK

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What is CNN? Not stupid enough to have Anderson Cooper come out and admit it on national television, that's what.

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c*nt n*gg*r network, he already said

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what mrvlcmcs said

CNN is SO poor, and it is SO black...

I WONDER WHICH NETWORK THAT WOULD BE

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All of them?

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Fox News: Republican CNN: Democrat ABC: Democrat NBC: Democrat MSNBC: Democrat Did i miss any?

^ Obviously you've never watched Lou Dobbs or Joe Scarborough.

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maybe news should be impartial?? maybe??

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^seconded

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Aldrai, you missed Digg: Libertarian ;)

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Lou Dobbs is a democrat, he is just honest about hating Mexicans.

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NBC: Scientologist

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wait we're doing political parties not religions. Ahh f*ck you amerif*gs

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Presidential democracies: fatally flawed.

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CBS: Whig

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upn rainbow coalition

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CSPAN: independent

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Actually, it is NBC: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,300129,00.html But yeah, I have a hard time believing a story about the kettle when it comes from the pot.

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Fork, democracy isnt a good name for what we have. More like an elected aristocracy. we pick the aristocrats, and they decide the laws. fatally flawed.

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Perhaps the single-most awesome quote ever produced by Bill o' Reilly with the perfect picture to boot

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Indubitably.

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^Perhaps the single word that has come out of a YTMND'ers mouth that was more than 10 words. (Not including internet terms. e.g. nmjroflolzercoaster

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letters*

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Beyond Awesome.

I dont get it...explain perhaps?

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If you don't have the mental capacity to get the joke, you don't have the mental capacity to understand the explanation.

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I get it! Because you can't put a news network in your pocket. lololololoolololololol

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he says "for the reist time ever" when its obvious the republicans have FOX news in their pocket and the democrats have CNN

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then y did u vote 5?

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GOP TV

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I always knew the Democrats owned Nick News. bastards

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LMAO!

Nick News was such a buzz kill after All That. The difference between Keenan and Kel being silly bitches and kids talking about issues that *should* be important to young children (they weren't) was like coming down after a week of morphine.

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My dad was on Nick news

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Is it just me, or do we have some really enthusiastic comment voters here?

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Now i 5ive you!! Lol ;D

a very intelligent ytmnd

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I'm glad you went for all the news organizations. People complain about Rupert Murdock owning Fox, while they ignore Ted Turner owns CNN.

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CNN is owned by AOL Time-Warner, and it is well known today that Ted Turner has little to no influence at that place anymore.

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CAPTAIN PLAAAAAAAANET!!!!!

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also Jews

Is there any such thing as un-biased news nowadays?

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Reports yesterday indicate that 90% of Americans are skeptical about what they hear or read from the news. Research by various unnamed sources indicates that Jews are largely to blame.

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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and then wash it down with a cup of truthiness: The Colbert Report.

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The only thing freedom of the press gives us is the ability to follow celebrities around with a camera. Otherwise, it's a lie.

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Which is why we have thousands of blogs, websites, and organizations devoted solely to the purpose of covering infractions by the government, right?

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And exactly 0 television networks.

it is time for the american people to start boycotting the news networks, and get all of their infoz from colbert+

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What's with people downvoting colbert comments? colbert rocks! Better news than anywhere

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Colbert has sucked since he got his own show. He was good on the Daily Show, but he seems totally unfunny on his own show, which is really confusing because it's the same writers, both Stewart and Colbert included.

Fived for the irony overload.

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My pocket is fair and balanced

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This comment is highly underrated.

I lol'd so f*cking hard.

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wow..........f*ggot

i love how they taunt us like this "whatcha gunna do 'bout it huh?"

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I laughed.

LOL YA THINK BILL?

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thats the understatement of the year

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I lol'd.

What a delightfully retarded moron. Like the rest of the Republicans.

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what he said. republicans are all f*ggots, kikes, nigs and closet homosexuals.

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Rebublicans suck, but Democrats are just as bad, if not worst. My opinion? Go Libertarian.

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Guys like joejew enrich any political movement they get behind.

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when the f*ck did the democrats become the "rebellious class". seems like every other politically retarded kid at my school, who wants to be "rebellious" says they're democrat. i hate republicans, but make sure to share the love to the twice as hypocritical party the democrats run. one look at their presidential line up is proof.

first time. ever.

O' REILLY?

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YA REILLY!

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NO... um, WEILLY! f*ck.

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you killed it, babyeater

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The liberals have taken over Naked News? What has this world gone to?

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Hey at least FOX new doesnt LIE.

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umm, yeah they do...

lol

Paveway...you're not making any sense.

90% of ytmnd users dont know sh*t about politics. so take your apparently incredible "intelligence" of politics to a POLITICAL forum.

OMG!!!!1! Fox news is to the right of center, thank god CNN, MSNBC, ABC, and CBS are all democrat whores or else people might realize how liberalism is bullsh*t.

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With eloquence and linguistic cunning like that it's amazing you haven't converted the entire populace to the wonders of your manifestly infallible brand of equally-linguistically-cunning conservativism.

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^^ Brainy douchebag retort.

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Sestet: Hay GUYS!!! I FOUND out out about this kewl thing called a THESAURUS!!! Now I can make synonyms for EVERY WORD!!! People might even THINK I'M SMART FOR A CHANGE !!!!!

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lol CNN MSNBC and ABC all cover celebrity news exclusively, FOX only covers it part of the time, the rest of the time it's partisan tripe. Seriously any one who gets their news from cable or talk radio is a moron.

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Look at Sestet and his pathetic attempt to make himself look intelligent in the face of overwhelming sarcasm and humor.

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Uninstall life Sestet

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There's a difference between liberalism and being a Democrat. According to many political ideologists, Bush is considered to be a liberal. It's not liberals and conservatives, it's Democrats and Republicans; liberals and realists. Liberalism is a paradigm for a set of ideas, regardless of being Democrat or Republican.