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| Site Title: | In Soviet Russia, Pics Take You! (updated) | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | InRussiaPicsTakeYou.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | partypenguin | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2007-10-05 20:57:49 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | offtopic | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Russian-RockAnthem | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Funny Russian pics | ||||||||||
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| yeah, it's a pretty quiet neighborhood |
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| Was anyone worried about the mental state of Russia and the reconstruction of their civilization? Nah screw it! Back to Lazytown! |
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| Man that car has alot of horsepower. HaHa... Ouch... :( |
+14 | |||||
| ^ Russia just got Joe Dimmagiowned. |
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| Chernobyl is in Ukraine. Although it DID happen during the USSR, it was never a part of Russia(only part of the USSR).
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| I DO UKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNE |
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| in soviet russia, life kills you |
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| in soviet Russia, this joke wouldn't make any sense |
+5 | |||||
| I swear this would be the US or Canada if YTMNDers came to power. |
+6 | |||||
| Takra, I'm afraid to say, it would be MUCH worse... |
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| That chick layin in the garbage is sexy |
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| Garbage sun tanning ftw. | ||||||
| Hahaha omfg I <3 Russia |
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| 5 for chernobyl. |
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| Ukraine'd! |
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| LOLZ! |
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| Some of those were obviously photoshopped, but whatever.
+4 |
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| Secret commie fourest? | ||||||
| pixels, my time, etc. |
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| in soviet russia you still get a + 1 :) |
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| In Soviet Russia, someone gives a sh*t about the lyrics! |
+10 | |||||
| in Soviet Russia, fourest is a king! |
+9 | |||||
| Secret commie fourest? |
+2 | |||||
| IN JAMAICA WE HAVE A BOBLSED TEAM |
+5 | |||||
| I definitely had to watch that a few times through to really get it...awesome. |
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| 5 for hidden horsedick |
+2 | |||||
| I really do have donkey dick pic but I didn't add it LOL
http://img69.imageshack.us/my.php?image=050920115046bigfp3.jpg | ||||||
| No way that was photoshoped! a white horse with a bright pink c*ck? | ||||||
| Dammit, I hate it when people double park their MiG fighters... |
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| What a balcony! I'd hate to be tending that flower pot when the train rolls by! |
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| lol, MiG-21... Also, hawt swamp tanning babe. |
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| that car was pretty hawt |
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| too funny | ||||||
| Oh my, the music is awesome. Who's it by, does anyone have a link to the full version? | ||||||
| Yay, found it on YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pavbnb9rD6Y | ||||||
| http://folk.ntnu.no/makarov/temporary_url_20070929kldcg/anthem-russia-2000-lubeh-rasseya_2005.mp3 | ||||||
| http://www.hymn.ru/index-en.html , search for rock style |
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| Thanks for the MP3 version polymorph. Been listening to other songs by the same band (some sites call them Lubeh, some call them Lube, ha), but they're not as cool as this track | ||||||
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| The "In Soviet Russia..." jokes arent from Family Guy, kiddo. From a Russian comedian in the 80s named Yakov Smirnov. |
+16 | |||||
| His humor lives on in the burgeoning metropolis of Branson, Missouri |
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| towelie i dont think hes referring to the origin of the joke. He's just expressing a very valid point. |
+1 | |||||
| More like a very irrelevant point, amirite? |
+4 | |||||
| Conine gets me.
I'm sure you feel clever for Wikipedia-ing "Yakov Smirnoff."
And since when are ytmnd comments (or ytmnd itself) supposed to be relevant? |
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| http://youf*ckingnoob.com/ <- actual site | ||||||
| lol, sunbathing with garbage | ||||||
| I'd still hit it. Even if it was buried in the garbage.
No, seriously. | ||||||
| What a charming nation. | ||||||
| Very funny pictures. because i hate this f*g in the other fad i give you five. |
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| Obviously, they are not photoshop but photoshopped. PAST TENSE BITCH! |
+4 | |||||
| M-M-M-MONSTER KILL |
+4 | |||||
| Russia looks like the place where the party doesnt stop 24/7 |
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| 7/24 in Soviet Russia |
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| awsome! | ||||||
| Flickr | ||||||
| Cold war ended to soon. WE MISS YOU MOTHER RUSSIA |
+5 | |||||
| awesome music | ||||||
| 5d for the f*cking MiG-21! | ||||||
| Are you sure that isn't Kasihkstan? | ||||||
| THAT JET FIGHTER IS WAY TOO SMALL | ||||||
| I have one from an old ytmnd of mine you can add to this if you want. http://russiabear.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| crazy russians | ||||||
| wow, russia totally sucks balls | ||||||
| The cops were awesome |
+4 | |||||
| would make me want to come to work haha |
+3 | |||||
| Lol, Chernobyl. |
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| On YTMND, compilations of images stolen from other sites present in sh*tty slideshow format you! |
+1 | |||||
| That didn't even make sense |
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| TRANSLATION: This site sucks |
+1 | |||||
| It made perfect sense. It just outlasted your attention span. |
+8 | |||||
| present in sh*tty slideshow format you? what the f*ck is that? you mangled a soviet russia so badly that soviet russia doesn't even expan this grammar mangling | ||||||
| Mangled or not, my sentence took more effort than the site itself and probably generated more laughs. | ||||||
| they looked shopped plus its just some site |
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| Russia - When white people don't care anymore. |
+5 | |||||
| They love their vodka and McDonald's. | ||||||
| The happy meals now come with choice of toilet paper or bar of soap. |
+3 | |||||
| Most times, the happy meals ARE toilet paper or a bar of soap. |
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| ugh, the level of cliche=s and horrid photoshops on this site is more than my bullsh*t-o-meter can handle. |
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| i'd do the garbage sunbather in an instant. |
+4 | |||||
| In Soviet Russia, garbage sunbather instantly does you. |
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| f*cked up sh*t right there | ||||||
| In Soviet Russia, sh*t f*cks you! | ||||||
| I guess "Phase 1" was building an escalator and "Phase 2" was building a second floor. |
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| No No lemme fix that.
Phase 1: Build Escalator
Phase 2: Build 2nd Floor
Phase 3: ???
Phase 4: PROFITS!!! | ||||||
| From what I've heard, there have been a lot of half-assed (re?)construction efforts in Russia that produce this sort of stuff. | ||||||
| lol, the escalators go into the ceiling and that deck is built over a railroad track. hopefully a train doesn't come and SMASH into it | ||||||
| "In Soviet Russia" is annoying enough on Slashdot. It's even more annoying here (nevermind that the FUNY PIX slideshow looks straight out a bad "Fwd: lol" email). |
+4 | |||||
| They ain't takin' me |
+1 | |||||
| wow... Russia is a funny place aparrently. | ||||||
| don't taze me bro | ||||||
| don't send me to gulag, bro ! |
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| I like how you left the URLs in some of the images. |
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| In Soviet Russia, 5 votes you! |
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| It not the votes that count but those who count the votes -Stalin |
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| How did they not win the Cold War with that stuff? |
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| LOYAL TO MOTHER RUSSIA | ||||||
| In Soviet Russia, anthem rocks you! | ||||||
| I hope you have a high tolerance for polonium | ||||||
| The ladies call him boronhide. Rollin' into town with a lead-lined ride. Stops at the corner for the garbage chick, chillin' in the back, suckin' that d**k. Down to the reactor, livin' in the core. People run and scream by he only wants more. Glow-in-the-dark irradiated eyes. Actinide series fallin' out of the skies. Party! Ionized acid. Penguin! Swimmin' in Placid. Word.
Hey that was fun, stay in school kids! |
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| I see what you did there..... or did I | ||||||
| Greatest country on earth. | ||||||
| lol | ||||||