You can't tell it's picard unless you look at the url and look again.

oh lol its picard >.> THAT MEANS A FIVE

+2

He would look rad with any of those styles. I wish there was a like alternate fad for pacard that involved Picard with hair like this from the 50's and all in Black & White.

+6

what a massive f*cking waste of time. 3 for edits tho

-4

Yeah, for I sec I though it was Ronald Regan

+1

WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE

+4

Flowers! Is there a John Luck Pickerd here?

+3

at first i thought it was Reagan

fix the end of the audio loop and you won't get flamed.

-7

Maybe you should use firefox, and you won't get flamed.

+7

he looks so young like strong with bull in pants that works every time not like with the flaccid old man without hair.

Also, all captains dream of dumping a load into Ariel on shore leave.

+14

5 for this comment.

+1

until they realized they were too drunk that they didnt realize their f*cking a 1 ton manitee...

fearcondom!!! I love this! Quite classy!

i thought it was regan

+12

hah

+2

See? I told you!

+1

I thought it was Reagan, too. I also thought it looked funny and their ears stuck out.

-1

So is picard's hair! So it must be neither :O A picard reagan hybrid being! DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR OH NOES BLINDED BY THE LIGHT

+1

I thought it was Reagan also.

Goodbye, Rogaine

-3

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie... Rogaine

Not Rogaine... Ronald Raygun...

-1

I DO ROGAAYYYYYNE!!

+1

doesn't he live in the 24th century? why is he dreaming of haircuts from the 1950s?? this all seems a little fishy.....

You'd think they woulda cured hairloss by then.

Because he loves the mid-1900's, remember his maffia playing on the holodeck? Of course you do, because it is a fad on ytmnd ;) (shooting Chunk)

-1

4 for effort. (1 pt deduction for no sexual innuendos.)

-2

in your endo...

+1

Great movie. Great YTMND.

also WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE

+4

Damn, you beat me to it

... you forgot Poland

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remember when poland was funny? me neither.

+5

Does that mean... you forgot it?

+3

You deserve a seizure for demanding Poland.

5 for Manfred Mann alone.

He wasn't alone; he had his Earth Band with him.

1'd for seeing double ears sometimes! Naw, just kidding! Great job! 5!

great but fix the loop!!!

-1

funny concept done perfectly

Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

+2

lmfao

nice degree of difficulty

TRUE EPIC STORY: I TALKED TO KASSIUS TRUE STORY

it's.... true.... BELIEVE

it's.... true.... BELIEVE

SH*T refresh f*cked me over, WHY KEATON WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!!!

-1

I find it sad that Picard can't even DREAM of the dreads his EPIC Jamaican counterpart has.

+2

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

-6

All work and no Play makes Kid have to host Showtime At The Apollo.

In soviet russia, All dull work and no boy makes Jack play YOU!!

+3

One or two of those hairstyles make him look like Stalin.

manfred mann... interesting song choice.

Picard is perfect no matter what hair style he chooses.

wonderful! :)

Anyone who says YTMND isn't paying attention.

To baldly go where no man has gone before.

+3

4d...would 5 if you cleaned up the end of that sound loop a bit.

-1

3 for good visuals and funny music loop. barely picardable

-1

I don't get it...

-2

Dang dude, take that bump out of the sound loop, it'd increase the value a lot.

It took me a while to notice it was picard (the eyes give him away); when I did finally notice - you won.

-3 for the crappy not fixed loop...

-1

He actually has a naturally full head of hair.

i upvote coen brothers

clever enough concept i guess but do we really need any more sites about captain pikard?

I didn't realize Picard wanted to look like Ronald Reagan.

to be honest, I kinda was expecting Captain Crunch. Also, how dare you not let me hear "Revved up like a douce"

+1

When I saw this on the front page, I thought "Uh - oh, a fearcondom site, I'm probably going to have to downvote it." Unfortunately I was right.

+4

5 for coen brothers

Brilliant

there can never be enough star trek sites, picard, khan, the original epic geordi, the original no class. 5

WE ALL KNOW HE DREAMS ABOUT BEING EPIC PATRIK JOHN LUKE PACARD

I like the bhnk at the end of the loop

actually it's at the start of the loop

Interesting choice of 'dream' music, but I'll take it. 5'd!

probably was funnier when you thought of it in your head

-3

stupid.......doesn't make sense

-2

Yeah, it's not really funny. But I thought it was neat.

-1

Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night!

clever idea, good song choice, just make it clearer that it is Picard

I have sex with dogs. whats up with that?

Good audio loop.

-1

5's to anyone who can find a picture of patrick stewart with hair.

I dream about growing my big boy hairs...

WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE!!

Awesomeness

LOL that's pretty good.

fearcondom has officially become the rockstar of ytmnd. Like spielberg or scorsese, once his name is attached to something I immediately have high expectations, and am rarely let down. Kudos!

awesome

Amazingly subtle...simply amazing.

Win for great justice, but please please PLEASE fix the audio loop. It's a perfect song for this site, but the end/beginning of the loop disrupts my happy zone.

You would think in the 24th century they would have something better than Rogaine

I didn't laugh, which is ok. I can tell there's effort into this site, and the music nicely loops, so you get a 4 from me :).

-1

Picard!

On the one hand, I'm not crazy about this site. On the other hand, it IS Picard. 5.

Wow dude... That's.....beautiful..

WRAPPED LIKE A DOUCHE, ANOTHER BONER IN THE NIGHT!

+3

Wish you could have made it in color and made the barbers hands blue to symbolize Mr. Mott, the Enterprise-D's barber.

CLEEEEVER

wow you shopped some sh*t nice job

-2

How could you not tell its Picard at first glance? And the music loops fine... Pretty f*ckin awesome fear!

Whatcha gonna do brother??!

-2

If you look closely on the left side of each hairdo, you can see the ear of whomever is under Picard's head.

add the whole song please

Why was this made!? lmfao! I get this site.... I get it, lol. I like it.

+1

purdy grafix n sound

-3

nice loop

Somehow I knew this is what it would be about! Though actually he does get his hair cut in an episode (not that there's much to cut...)

He truly is a chunky spunky monkey.

better then awful

Nicely Done.

underrated

5'd for elo

Awesome