I'm Dane Cook BTW

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I'm Dane Cook BTW

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I DID MY BEST!

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I AM SPARTACUS

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DONT TAZE ME!

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yeah actually like dane cook... and it was a UF student. This is funny

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I AM SAM.

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only it wasn't dane cook. clever though.

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I AM IRON MAN

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it wasn't dane cook, trust me ive seen the video, nice try though

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^ I'm guessing you've not taken an AS Level Critical Thinking course or it's equivolent.

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I'm George Zimmer. I guarantee it.

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I'm Wilferd Brimley. And I have diabetus.

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I AM CAPTAIN KIRK!

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I'm ya Huckleberry.

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I'm Ron Burgundy?

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I'm hungry.

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I'm Edward R. Murrow. Goodnight and good luck.

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who the f*ck is dane cook?

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I'M THE SCATMAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I AM DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!

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I'm Brian Fellows!

I'm a Jew.

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I am Locutus of Borg.

I am the Iron Man.

I'm Batman

I, am an enchanter... there are some who call me: tim.

And this is 60 minutes

Those stories, and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes. POLEND

I'm too late

I AM BEOWULF!

Awesome

lmao dane cook

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DONT TASE ME BRO

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Don't you hate it when you're talking to John Kerry, then the f*cking cops come out of no where, and they f*cking TAZER YOU in the f*cking chest plate! Like, don't tazer my chest plate dude, I need it for holding my heart in. Then they f*cking arrest me. What is that about? It's like -- "Oh you have the right to remain silent." I have the right to remain silent, then stop asking me questions bro! F*cking Jeezits. I'm Dane Cook BTW.

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Only takes a minute to rejuvenate my taser; with my Taser Gator (Taser Gator)

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In after best comment.

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taser gator comment is way underrated.

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My wife's a bitch.

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Dat's what you get for forgetting Poland, Dane... wait a sec....

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Heh.

I logged in to 5 this.

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Not Dane Cook. There is a video of this happening and it's a student of that college.

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yeah it was dane cook he was talking about stovers french bread pizzas earlier in the clip

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DON'T TASE ME BRO!

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CHRIST CHEX LOLOLOL

did this really happen?

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yeah bro

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is there a video somewhere?

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the video is further down cited by Azareil, and no it's not Dane Cook.

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simplegreen21, you just fell for the trap.

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Dane Cook being tazored? ... we can only dream, man.. we can only dream.

+11

He gets smacking in the face with a shovel and killed in Mr. Brooks. Oh yeah, spoilers.

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Not a problem. Nobody saw that movie anyway.

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Mr Brooks was a movie... i thought it was a new article

Someone make a YTMND where he asks Carry why he forgot Polend

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*Poland

*Polend

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*Poland

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c-c-c-combo breaker.

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c-c-c-combo restarter.

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*Polend

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lmao

*Carry

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stapler

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*Business end of a pole

lol lets 5 father mckenzie lol

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5

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaiWCS10C5s&mode=related&search= Kerpwned

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Proof. goddamn. Not Dane Cook.

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I see what Father-McKenzie did there >.>

Only Dane Cook would say "bro"

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gfcgc ghtx

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thats not dane cook

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that's what the skull & bones secret society wants you to believe

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i saw the video too , that aint him . they do sound alike tho , so i'll give you that much

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...but i'll gladly give you a 5 if the next time dane cook is doing a show in your area you hop up on stage and shock him , remember to get pitcures or video tho .

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I was going to give this a 1 but "that's what the skull & bones secret society wants you to believe" made me laugh

I wish the police really would do the world a favor and tazer this man.

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and raid Mind of Mencia...

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im going to make 500 alt accounts to upvote this reply. Mind of mencia is such crap.

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This isnt dane cook, retard.

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HAHAHA what a little bitch...just like all of the lefty fanatics....typical little bitch.

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I nearly lol'd - woulda 5*d if I luldd sorree

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-2 for getting my hopes up.

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The premise of "That guy sounded a little like Dane Cook" isn't that strong, but the inevitable slew of oblivious people saying "That's not Dane Cook!" more than made up for that.

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The voice is similar for sure. I think it's f*cked up that he got tasered for asking questions.

Yeah, not Dane Cook at all. Not funny either.

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long and boring.

hey thats hilarious dane cook lawlzorz pwn3d

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJXzohdF-MA

god I hate Dannie Cookies

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I hate Dannie Cookies when he gets political

Especially when it's not him

lolz dont taze me man. Anyway does kind of show you though that if you bring up crap about the secret socities you either get your *ss arrested or they make you look like a crazy person.

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All it is is a college fraternity. The "secrets" are stupid handshakes and secret words and gay crap like that. Thats all it is. The only reason S&B doesn't have greek letters is that at the time it was formed there was a huge backlash to hazing that was going on in greek college societies. S&B gets alot of attention because there only at one college and have had lots of successful members.

Don't haze me, bro!

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Don't phaze me, bro!

DONT TASE ME BRO

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What the f*ck, lol

wow i saw the actual video yesterday and was amazed at how stupid american police are, that guy should sue the police no questions asked, btw that is not dane cook

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in soviet america, if people annoy you, you silence them, instead of arguing.

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Man the Zionist puppet masters just don't like people going around asking questions about skull & bones, i thought everybody knew that.

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The fact that every one knows something about some "secret" society means that secret society failed hard at being secret

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I WISH it were Dane Cook...

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LOL at this comment ^^^ Don't tase me, bro.

is anybody watching this? LOL!

F*ck Dane Cook. That's a cool shirt though.

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how is this dane cook at all? You lose at life.

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exactly what i thought

Don't taze me bro!

ONLY THE EVIL CARREY COULD CARRY OUT SUCH A PLAN

duty called and jon cerri ruport'd

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I think the fact that it's not Dane Cook is entirely the poin--OWW! OWWW! DON'T TAZE ME BRO

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Any violence towards this unfunny "comedian" deserves a 5 for sure

Does sound very much like him, and it's funny to hear anyone say "Don't taze me, bro" right before getting tazered.

when i saw this video yesterday, i had just got done listening to a dane cook bit on my siruis radio. i started watching the video and i was like wtf its dane cook. excellent site!

French bread pizza! *BIZZZST*

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Not really dane cook, they have a youtube video of the real kid getting shocked http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqAVvlyVbag

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lol @ being oblivious

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Look closely, and you'll realize the student in that video is, in fact, Dane Cook.

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"Look closely, and you'll realize the student in that video is, in fact, Dane Cook." no. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article2489183.ece

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^ That's a UK paper. They don't know who Dane Cook is, which is why they didn't recognize him in the video. Do I have to tell you everything?

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wow. -_- you make a strong case, so i give up.

That moron that was speaking has no f*cking clue how our Government works. 5 bucks says he failed Government I and II.

^ Internet Law Major

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Dane Cook deserves to be tazerred. That kid is a hyperventilating dork... but I hope he sues the asses off those gestapo.

+1

dane cook got applaus?

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lmao

IT WAS JON CARRIE'S FAULT LOL! FASCITS PIGS LOL!!1

LUL AND BONES

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Here at the University of Florida, our number #1 priority is remembering Polend. Carey Jon failed to accomplish this, so this martyr for remembering Poland tried to take a stand, but UFPD is full of fanatical Polend forgetters.

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Help Me !! im dane cook. My jokes (if you can call them that) Suck Help me!!!

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wow that's uncanny

what's funny as hell is when i seen this on liveleak, all i could think was how much he sounded like dane cook... this made my day

Also, it's The University of Florida, not Florida University as the title says. If we were Florida University, our initials would be FU instead of UF, which would be quite rude.

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yah what the initials should be is GAYESTSCHOOLEVER because thats what it is.

Bitter about something, are we?

lol is there a video of this? tell me. i want to see dane cook get is un-funny *ss kicked

ifclintoncanbeimpeachedforablowjobletsimpeachbush.

That wasnt dane cook...

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Don't Tazer Me, Bro!

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so simple, so funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqAVvlyVbag&eurl= not him.

That guy was a f*cking dumb sh*t that just wanted attention.

+1

What was that last movie he made? Oh yeah. F*CK CHUCK.

4 stars because i think dane cook deserves it and hes a little sissy boy. wouldv been 5 if i didnt hate bush

LOL @ applause when they start taking him away

I guess it sounds like him

That sounds nothing like Dane Cook. And Dane Cook is anti-George Bush, so why would he argue agains't John Kerry's politics?

Kerry and Bush are cousins. The 2004 election was going one way. Ron Paul is the only right choice in '08. Unless of course Bush cancels the election, which he CAN...

Ron Paul is the Democrat's Republican.

That's the police state we will be living in.

Yah when dane cook cant even ask jon cierre a simple question about forgetting polend thats when you know the n*gg*rs are running the country. damn neo n*gg*r nazis. Also hey guys hey look at me look at me hey im pretty sure that wasn't dane cook. also c*cks.

Don't tase me, bro!

Don't insult a Democrat... scratch a liberal you'll find a tyrant.

Sounds like Dane Cook, but it's not Original Video below http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/38191/

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*laugh* I'm simply at a loss of words for above comment.

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oh no he did not just do that...

No guys hes right! I just watched the video and it in fact isn't dane cook as has been implied by multiple ytmnds!

SUM1 MAEK OEN OF YTMND TAZING BAUMAN PLZ

3 for nobody getting the joke....

It's not Dane Cook...and this ytmnd is retarted

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sounds photoshoped

Dane Cook is F____ing tool, but that wasn't him being tasered... sadly....

Uh he missed out on a little law called Disturbing the Peace.... And disturbing people's intelligence

i understand it sounds like dane cook but its so obvious it hurts

don't tase me bro

that guy was an idiot. He could have asked real questions like "why is conflict resolution in Israel/Palestine such a low priority for US foreign policy initiatives if the 9/11 terrorist attacks were perpetrated for that exact greivance?" but he had to be a moron and just spew sh*t that god him removed.

This was taken out of context; there's a rumor going around that every time you tazor Dane Cook you find your true love.

lol thats funny and should be recognize as such

<3 u

TASER is partnering with the company that makes Roombas, to make TASER Robots. http://taser.com/products/law/Pages/taserirobot.aspx

1 star for not making fun of his wusslike behavior. If I ever protest and get tased, I hope I have the presense of mind to not scream like a little bitch.

I plead the 1st!

I'm ya Huckleberry.

what the hell is he going on about

I wouldn't mind more sites like this that expose retards like the ones who bitch that this isn't Dane Cook.

+1

Yeah it really does sound a lot like him.

I am is the first person singular present tense form of the main copular verb in English (to be)

The cops were overzealous in the way they handled this guy...but he was being a douche bag. I mean, it was a public forum, there isn't time for every douche bag with an opinion to spend 10 years prefacing their question...or nobody would get a chance to ask anything. So I don't feel too bad that he got tased. Nice job pointing out the Dane Cook similarity; I would pay to see him get tased.

I got tazered once. Well more like twice. Kinda. The first zap and I just stood there and stared at the undercover cop at my backdoor, like WTF? The second zap I complied and laid down. On the hour drive to the jail the cops complimented me on taking that first taze like it was nothing. Then I told them then second one was nothing, I just decided to comply. "Yeah right!" said the piss that had ran down my leg.

wow when stupid meet ugly...thats you

this is not Dane Cook, the guy's name is Andrew Meyer.

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somebody splice some audio of Dane Cook doing a comedy act, then mix in the audio of the dude getting tazed and you get a 5

idiots...it's not Dane Cook, it's a student at the university...ALSO it was on the daily show, and it's clearly not him. You all suck at life...eat sh*t and die.

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Right when i watched the video i was like that sounds jst like dane cook. im glad im not the only one.

I wish I could belive it was Dane Cook, but I also want to belive in Aliens... No luck so far...

HEYYY THATS NOT DANE COOK WHAT R U TALKN ABOUT IM NEW TO YTMND AND AM NOT VERY FAMILIAR WITH JOKES OR CURRENT EVENTS LEAVING ME UTTERLY CONFUSED AND NOT LIABLE TO COMMENT. A-thank you.

+1

The world needs less tazering and more class DD boobies!!!

lol at the idiots that are calling people idiots for being idiots when they are the idiots. by the way i found this bit hilarious, definitely one of his best bits, i cant believe the people who cut the mic didnt enjoy it.

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It's not Dane Cook... Just sounds like him nubcake.

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You people are just stupid. Your right to freedom of speech just got taken away and you don't even give a sh*t. John Kerry was still answering the questions. Yes he was annoying. But it doesn't matter. Your the bigger moron.

I really love all the "It's not Dane Cook U IDIOYT" comments!

What's your point? It's still a sh*tty ytmnd.

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Oh I getz it cuz he lyke soundz lyke teh DANEZ COOKZ!!!!!

mildly retarded attempt at humor

ytmnd users needs reality checks

f*ck you

What's funny is that it is a democrat that silenced another democrat hippy. America can be so crazy sometimes.

What the hell was Alba thinking? Desperate hootchie.

Look at me, I reposted the national news!

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Look at me, I'm a gay purple f*g!

who the f*ck is dane cook and john kerry? where the f*ck do you people live?

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Cook's performance went on for longer than the management had asked him, so the club's manager and headliner (Peter Kelamis) cut off his microphone and tried to "play him off" with music. Cook thought it was simply a mistake and continued his set, but they later cut his mic and blared the exit music again. Cook then dropped the mic and walked off-stage, furious. And then he was tasered.

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i will always know peter kelamis as the "patty melt guy"

+1

patty melt

eye ran. lol

Dane Cook tasered himself in the testes

This is obviously the Daneiest Cook in the history of Danish Cooks.

+1

I love how Jon Carrie keeps on talking during the whole thing.

This is a public outrage. How the F*CK could they arrest that man? He is all that is funny in this world. Oh god, whyyyy. WHYYYY?! Aghhhhh! If he gets locked up, I'll have to go back to only watching movies with the van wilder guy.

that wasn't dane cook speaking btw.

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O RLY?

TL;DL

Help, help I'm being repressed!

i dont get it,

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:(

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best dane cook bit evar. it is totally him douches. Also, go cubs.

its really Dane Cook in the video. just look again, and you can see the flap where the face mask doesn't connect to his body!

THANK YOU FOR CUTTING MY MIC