I lol'd

+8

I did the same, my freind who I just met and only know you by this comment on a video.

+5

k... where my cake

+5

It's a hot beat.

+5

In soviet russia cheescake punch god

+26

It has a nice beat to it.

+5

I really loled, very dramatic when he says ''Cheesecake!''

+5

I'm impressed - and no fancy dancy video even.

+3

underrated

+16

Although you really can't tell if he's punching God to get the cheesecake, or if he just hates cheesecake and blames God for it....

+11

Cheesecake is the greatest transgression made by God against man. 5'd

+15

this was me LAWL "thats awesome"

+4

faved if its strawberry cheescake

+4

It clearly has some sort of fruit mixed in.... could be strawberry, but that's up to God....

+12

Smells like Lingonberry.

+4

I'd say its more eldeberry.

+5

shnazberries

+5

who ever heard of SNAZburries?

+4

I like mine with dingleberries!

-8

We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of the dreams.

+2

I'm glad someone saw the Wonka reference.

+1

this is so f*cking funny hahah cheesecake

I am hungry.

+3

Cheesecake (fun times mix)

+3

keaton where are u I KNOW U ARE WATCHING

+3

meh

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MEH MEH !!! U SUCK

+2

I mean how good is the cheesecake?? I'd punch God for cheesecake, but it'd have to be some damn good cheesecake!

+3

oh. It's good.

+2

this should certainly go in the pantheon of good ytmnd/ptkfgs variations

+1

but why would he be hitting himself

+2

Wouldn't you hit yourself if everytime you did you'd get a cheesecake for it? Masochism here I come!

+3

great now i got a cool name for a metal band masochists for cheesecake

+1

Um, what if Sean was one of us?

+10

Because it's just that good.

+1

-4

Why has this taken so long?

+3

PGFC?

+6

eating cheesecake is like kicking god in the balls and saying "thanks for the arteries douchebag"

+2

wtf??????????????? this PGFCC. f*cking amazing. thats what it is. have a medal.

itd be nice if you changed the title to Punch God For Cheesecake

Yeah, I thought about that.... since the url stays the same, I think that works....

kick him for your dog chow.

+3

mmmmm cheesecake... PUNCH!

I laughed so hard. Kudos.

C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-k-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!

-2

Combo BAKER!

+3

c*ck breaker

+1

Cheesecake comes in vending machines now?

Probably in Japan!

only good thing on ytmnd today. good work

XD!

PUNCH GOD FOR CHEESECAKE

I hate this.

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It hates you.

+5

I'm neutral on the whole thing.

My God, Sweden's posting on this video ^

Too bad you can't punch something that doesn't exist! Nice idea, btw

-2

lol.

lmfao

Mmmmmmm.... Sacrilege!

+3

sacri-licious!

+14

a waffle wrapped around an entire stick of butter is much better than this site.

-4

Well, not ''much'' better....

+3

Got better as it went along which is a sign of a great YTMND.

+1

HAHA thats GREAT

-1

k

-1

nice

-1

Someone needs to remix this into a song as soon as possible.

+1

I'm hungry

-1

PUNCH GOD FOR CHEESECAKE!

-1

Holy f*ck this is funny.

-1

This could easily be turned into a remix

-1

oh god yeah. An arcade game where you Punch God for Cheesecake. It was later known as Pong.

-1

Cmon people, you can do better, top 10 keeps getting more retarded by the day.

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It would help if you had a sense of humor probably, and you DIDN'T have your virginity

-1

I would if he existed. :P

Who's the dirty little Creationist who keeps down voting these comments? lol

+3

good

Well for cheesecake...

+1

3

If punching this irrational offense to human reason will get me some sweet cheesecake then count me in.

+2

I'd totally do it.

first

I'd punch god regardless...

-2

would you punch a klondike bar?

+7

feeling impotent?

this is begging to be remixed

Great edit! I lol'd.

-1

lolol

-1

hahaha this made me lol

-1

16 bars of murda real murda baby this ain't a facade. got n*gg*z pumpin' they fists like they punchin' at god

-1

Such epic and passionate rhythm.

-1

PGFCC.com

PONCH THE CHEESE FOR GOD'S CAKE! PONCH!

-1

Picture, Sound, Text. A singular focus, not a f*ggy short film. Also, 4th universe'd.

-2

Simple, effective, and stuff.

-1

Indeed.

-1

By far the best scramble.

-1

lol

-1

PUNCH THESE CHEESE KEYS

-1

picture sound text! Nice work.

-1

PUNCH THESE CHEESE KEYS

-1

That's for sure.

-1

<3

k

So this was the first site I looked at after the servers came back up today. I thought I was in a timewarp. Hella points for classicness

Domain name ftw!

Rofl f*cking win

*punches god*

+1

Sounds like a charity.

+1

Godly.

Made me lol.

amazing

hehe

And here I thought all the Connery word rearrangements had been done! This is terrific!

+1

words are funny

+1

inserting a 'the' in there - Punch The God For Cheesecake - may increase the lulz value.

I played around with a lot of combinations, and that one just didn't sound as good (compare http://seanconnerylovesthekeysanddoesnotfeargod.ytmnd.com/).... and I also thought it had more impact to cut it down to this sort of four word mantra....

oh, and also I wanted to keep the a/bb/aa rhythm....

i agree....4

I would but the bastards outta my reach, dammit I want some unholy cheesecake.

+1

SEAN CONNERY = SEX

+1

^ Captain Obvious on Sex

+1

Interesting

Remix PLeaze. Yummy cake.

delicious cheesecake!

*Punches god*

+1

I like god's dress.

+1

How is this any better than http://ptsfgk.ytmnd.com/ ? This was overdone a long while ago.

-5

Well for one thing, that one doesn't mention PUNCHING GOD.... and also there's no cheesecake.... I mean, who doesn't like cheesecake?

F, incoming remix by keaton...

-7

which will most likely be f*cking lame.

-6

Soundwave: Superior. Constructions: Inferior.

great googly moogly!

He's like a vending machine with loose cheesecake.

+1

Cheesecake is good for you.

wow, clean edit and classic style. bravo.

WIN

CHEESECAKE

I really hear cheesesteak though

quite possibly the greatest domain name ever. and I don't know sh*t about poetry, but its written in iambic pentameter isn't it?

Nice.

This has a pleasing rhythm to it.

this is ROFL

just when i thought every possible variation had been exhausted...

+3

Disgusting...

-5

How rythmic..

yeah its only a matter of time before someone remixes this. its very catchy

+1

amazing.

PUNCH God for CHEESEcake!

+1

Is it kosher?

+2

I dunno if I love cheesecake that much...

+1

*punches God* *gets smited* Damn! I guess it only works for Sean Connery. :(

+3

Seemless

This is my new ringtone. Bye bye knightrider themesong

+2

Fourth corner

+1

FIVE

why? cause.

erection.

Not just a cheesecake...a fudge jelly cheesecake!

-1

not just a cookie

-1

Well, I like God, but I sure would like that cheesecake...

+2

I was raised Catholic... so I'd punch God to get cheesecake, but then I'd feel guilty about it later.

+2

Imagine if you punched God for making you feel guilty about punching God? Talk about a vicious cycle....

It's good to see a classic YTMND. And a good one at that, too.

-1

I broke my screen, and I didn't even get any cake.

+6

Best comment!!

+1

So, I should punch FSM?

+1

You'd only get yourself sauced....

I lol'd and 9/10 i write lol i'm not even laughing but i really did this time.. so, IMMEDIATE FIVE, FAUV, IN BEFORE F*GS, AND ALSO C*CKS!

-3

Cheesecake is friggin awesome.

-1

classic site, made me chuckle

-1

5 | Done.

-1

This needs background music. Find something that matches the beat, and you're golden. Still, gotta deserve a 5 either way.

-1

Thought about it.... but I didn't want to get too far from the classic sense of yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com -- that one has background music, but it's only the background music of the movie itself, nothing added....

-2

Worst site on the front page...

+1

How... oh, god this is great.

-1

Very well done, LOL

-2

hall of fame

-2

I'd f*cking do it in a heartbeat!

-1

mmm cheese

-1

Can it be Chocolate?

-1

:D

-1

oh my F*CKING god, someone needs to make some kinda song outta this

-1

but i don't like cheesecake

Could be that Sean Connery doesn't like it either, and that's why he's punching God....

I would give anything to see Sean Connery's reaction to this site in general. Man.

-1

Reminds me of my own http://godskeys.ytmnd.com/, but this is much better and less contrived :)

cheesecake is full of win ;D

-1

Has a good beat, try mixing it up with some music.

-1

lol epic win

"PUNCH GOD FOR KEYS CAKE?" i dont think so, its CH NOT K, noob

-2

This is a wonderful "What the f*ck are you talking about" moment....

+1

....or maybe you were thinking of seanconnerylovesthekeysanddoesnotfeargod.ytmnd.com?

cheesecake is good yes yes

THIS DEMANDS A TECHNO REMIX. OMG LOL CAPS.

Nice

I love cheesecake, and I love this site.

+1

1 for description

-2

Could you.... could you just open you're mouth a liiiiittle bit wider, there....

-2

Not quite as good as punch the shake for God's keys.

Apples and oranges.... we're punching God Himself here!! Sometimes complexity is what works, sometimes simplicity....

-1

YES! YES!

user-targeted downvote

-6

Yes, that was very effective....

MMMMMMMMMMMM, cheesecake...*drools*

shiney

!!

Maybe it's a divine test, and the only way to fail is to NOT punch God for the cheesecake. Y'know, prove that we're not afraid of Him or something to that effect.

-1

Maybe you should shut up and enjoy this site's epic winningness.

so freaking overrated

-1

wonderful

Great spin on a classic.

Just when you you think the Orange is fully squeezed, more juice comes out. Did I say Orange; I meant my D*ck.

Win.

poor taste

Where did you get the word "cheese"? Was it in Finding Forrester too?

The 'ch' is from 'punch' and the 'eese' is from 'keys'....

+1

PUNCH GOD FOR CHEESECAKE