my money's on the robots

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$20.00 says it's mass insanity.

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but if we all go insane, doesn't that mean that no one is?

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I'll sponsor this site if it's robots.

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Or "God".

no.....

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Or the deletion of the Dr-L337 account.

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1'd for the last one not being nedm

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WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE YEAR 2000

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Though well made, I honestly don't care. So what? We all gotta die sometime.

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Best YTMND ever...I was though, expecting NEDM as one of the causes D:

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My money is on that solar flare thing....(Harry Carry Impression) "MY FAVORITE PLANET IS THE SUN...ITS LIKE THE KING OF PLANETS....ONCE THAT THING GOES OUT WE'RE A GONNER"

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I hate you for making me read.

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Snape: YOU RISKED THE EXPOSURE OF OUR WORLD! NOT TO MENTION THE DAMAGE YOU INFLICTED UPON A WHOMPING WILLOW THAT HAS BEEN ON THESE GROUNDS SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!!!

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Mass Hysteria ftw

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Wow the future is looking pretty bleak *slits wrists*

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

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the best jew kike is a dead jew kike. Its was right lets finish the job started in 1939

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MANBEARPIG IS REAL, IM SUPER CEREAL.

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You forgot global worming.

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2012 - lawl. It's God's third Punk'd skit, following Y2K and 6/6/06... Course, by the time "Mass Insanity" comes around, everything will be global-virtualization, and whenever they commit suicide they'll simply respawn at the last checkpoint.

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Can you slow the gif down, I can't read it.

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In after retard

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"Self aware" robots is the biggest crock of sh*t that Hollywood's ever created, and I'm surprised Discovery Magazine would actually fall for it. A bunch of algorithms don't create consciousness.

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Sound. (picture.) Text. Blah blah blah blah blah. Not a f*ggy long film.

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serious ytmnd is serious

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its robots..... thats why Vinnywaepons never comes on any more, the robots just forced him to say all of that stuff about escaping

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I like this one better... I have a vision of a utopia. Though we get more intelligent everyday our intelligence is slowly killing us. In my opinion it would be best if we didn't have the use of advance technology and started using stones, rocks, and wood. Though there would be no internet we would survive longer. Think of it this way.. we wouldn't have the technology to make our medicine but we would be looking at the greater picture which is saving this earth even if it is couple more years.

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WuLfXV, you are making mass insanity happen as you type.

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It happens my friend... it happens

I say we all go aboard a yellow space submarine and go chilling amongst the stars. Who's with me?

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Correct citations please. Stolen. http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm

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It credits that site at the end, Semper1337.

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What will happen when we all forget polend? Oh yea, that's right. We'll all get 1'd.

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NEDM should be the end of the world. Cats are gonna be the dominant species anyways

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May God help us all, or kill us all. Wait? I'm confused.

mass insanity is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. what about mass autism? retarded slideshow, MAKE YOUR OWN SH*T. KEEP THE MAGAZINE ARTICLES IN THE MAGAZINES.

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To start, i think these kinds of YTMND's are awesome. To those who 1'd for not being funny, go die in a hole. If you wanna be a unphilosophical retard who doesn't know a dam thing, go ahead. Personally if its ENTERTAINING, it ought to get some credit. --- My money is on nuclear warfare, though im a philosophical person and think the other ones are plausible, i would say in the political age we are in now. All it takes is a hairpin trigger. You might combat this idea by saying we have missile defense systems

unfortunately, our missile defense system are not perfected, and they are also not meant for about 10000 missiles at the same time. So in theory, a massive nuclear war could end us all.

I also think that we will probably find a way around all of this. The human race has survived all sorts of unlivable circumstances during their evolution to this point. So what says we won't keep accelerating? In like 50-80 years, we will probably be outside the galaxy. As you guys may already know, technology is accelerating exponentially. So we will be doing amazing things in a short amount of time over the next couple decades (conceivably). Nonetheless, i like all the ones that happen over long periods.

It doesn't matter to me, i'll be long dead by the time the world ends, or we will make a new planet

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Not funny. 1.

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What about the human race evolving into a more advanced species?

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I think you need to re-evaluate the term "Evolve" before we discuss this point. The fact that Humans continually find cures for diseases and ways to avoid death at all costs is slowly eliminating the possibility of refining the human species or "Evolving" in any way.

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STFU WASP, THIS ISN'T A WHEATSTONE YTMND.

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Did I ever tell you how much I love you shoover?

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There's the GATTACA scenario where we do l33t gene-haxx and our children all become disease-resistant, super strong ubergeniuses.

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Gattaca is an awesome movie

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Jude Law is gay.

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I'll help the human race evolve by getting my genes out there. BABIES! I'll have SO many babies -- FOUR HUNDRED BABIES. I'll feed my babies Shockolate and make them run ABNORMALLY FAST.

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SPORTS. AHHH! You'll be good at them!

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THEY'LL RUN LIkE KENYANS

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xXWaspXx: evolution hasn't stopped you nitwit. even with all the technology and scientific advances we still find evidence that the human cranial shape will keep evolving over time because a very important bone in our skulls hasn't stopped changing since the first apes started walking upright.

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Don't gamble with your energy! SNAAAAAKE EYEEEEEES

Our only hope is to become one giant entity, devoid of any body.

That doesn't happen until 2015 man.

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Ever read Blood Music?

NGE?

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wut about what the movie AKIRA was about

"wut about what"? Did you run out of stupid partway through the sentence?

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That's correct grammar that I used.

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We must ascend!

I enjoyed that, well done. :) Probably not the sort of thing you should watch just before bed, though.

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I personally would like to welcome our new robot overlords!

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very well done!

Have super volcano but not a core shift? Tragic, thats more likely to happen than any of the other things.

You're like the guy on the corner with "THE END IS NEAR", except you clearly went to college.

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longest ytmnd I ever watched, thanks chief

I found a good new post?

I fell asleep after the Nukes. SlowTMND

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Not everyone here can read at a millionth-grade level.

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i can

FFXII. Youd like the movie The Quiet Earth. Pretty much, man taps into an energy field surrounding the Earth, which crashes the dimension we live in, causing every human being on Earth to disappear... EXCEPT FOR ONE! WHY IS THIS?!? WHY IS HE STILL THERE?!? Watch it.

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He is there for thematic purposes.

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advertmnd

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Advertise me now, dog.

Awesome, thank you. All I would say is correct the spelling of "apocalypse"/"apocalyptic"

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I was worried I got that wrong... I suppose I can go into Photoshop and change it later on, thanks for pointing that out.

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Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Some of the ways the Earth could end went by too far before I could read it, but I think I got the gist of em. I don't wanna watch it again to catch it cuz this thing is so long XD. GJ tho man. As for the Mass Insanity/Suicide ones does that mean that we all might go emo? Or are emos the first examples of these insane people?

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you forgot downvoters

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YOU FORGET APOLENDACALEPSE

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You forgot to take the mail in.

I watched the whole thing. Where's my cookie?

Well apparently I read very fast. However, I think society will be its own demise. In the world we live in today everything is wrong, bad or dangerous for some reason or another. People won't help broken down motorists because it could be a scam. No matter what you eat or drink it is unhealthy for you in some way. Sex is evil. Racism. Sexism. Religion helps the government and the government helps religion. In one way or another they want to deny you human instincts.

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As time goes on with the changes in society, morals and what is acceptable instead of evolving and innovating we will be blinded by fear of every little thing and be unable to cope with any new concept or way of thinking. Reverse evolution. Do yourselves a favor and raise your kids to think and ask questions. Before the world becomes to dumb and afraid to think or question.

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Do humanity a favor and don't let idiots have kids. Think what selective breeding could do. I mean, look at marijuana. It's potency have increased many times over due to planned breeding.

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That was what the whole idea of eugenics was about -- sterilizing mental deficients and so forth to prevent the human genome from degrading. Of course, to exert that kind of control over the population requires totalitarianism and a complete flouting of human rights.

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Not necessarly. It is also possible to establish breeding programs for people with "superior" genes to increase their reproduction and thus to create a separate human gene pool, "clean" from all influence considered negative. As soon as the current state of civilisation ends (which will most likely happen sooner or later), natural selection will do the rest (if you believe in it ;-)

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Hmmmm I too watched idiocracy and agree with your opinions, ideas and theories. I would subscribe to your newsletter.

tl;dr

Hitlers problems was that he believed that one race was superior to the others. diversity is one of the most important parts of evolution.

I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people, I just say take the warning labels off everything and let the problems solve themselves.

You forgot one scenario: blommer bleezing the world to death!

Wow. 5 Stars for being able to scare the sh*t outta me. I'll have trouble sleeping tonight, thanks. (Personally I think Mass Insanity is actually the most likely. A day hasn't gone by lately when I haven't seen a celebrity "meltdown", and if they're going crazy, what about us common folk? All I can say is I haven't felt very stable in the past 3 years.)

Because if a celebrity does it the common man must follow suit, for they are our superiors...

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Solid.

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I see the glass half full

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Wow. I never would have thought of the vacuum shift.

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Yah, thats one of the more thought provoking things i've read/heard in a while.

lol, pessimism.

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You left out the "Children of Men" scenario, where mass infertility prevents the procreation of our species.

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In order to keep the YTMND from becoming not just a f*ggy short film, but a f*ggy feature film, I had to stick to the 20 scenarios in the Discovery article. The Exit Mundi link will take you to about 50 more scenarios, including the Children Of Men one.

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and you also left out mankind's greatest threat: enslavement by Conan O'Brien (also, the mayan calendar doesn't 'end' on 12/21/2012, it just completes a cycle)

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The mayan calender does have cycles but the last cycle reaches completion on 12/21/12 or at least thats how it was explained to me.

According to Indigo Prophecy, the world will end in 2012 unless it is saved by playing DDR to win a Matrix-style wire fight.

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There is no 'last cycle' - the calendar has no end date. The winter solstice is the beginning of the 13th baktun, and no scripture says anything about an apocalypse - just the beginning of another age called 'the fifth sun'

5th sun? OH SHI- that could be the superduper flare of the sun thing... crap I tell you what, seeing this made me realize we might all be pretty well f*cked before I get very old. The volcano one reminded me of how far on the edge we are to that sh*t. man I need to watch this again. "this is tits!"

reminded me of a hypercondensed version of "Exit Mundi"

Pretty much.

if you read the sources, Exit Mundi and the Discovery thing were the main ones.

Boo, I did this first http://no-one-will-get-this.ytmnd.com

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that is garbage

Like your MOM oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh burn!

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Forget the End of Days! You had a *comma splice* near the end! Bastard!

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For mass insanity, Christopher Titus would be proud. But as for death, who cares you're dead, you can't do anything else, no feelings, no thoughts, no emotion, only death. But if i am aware of my death.......Crap.

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I just hope hollywood doesn't see this 2010's summer movie epic: "POLAR REVERSAL"

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If we're all just one giant game of the Sims, at least there's the comfort in knowing that we never really existed in the first place.

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When I played the Sims, I got bored after 2 hours and invited all the Sims in the neighborhood over for a party, got them all into the same room, deleted the doors, filled the room with fireplaces and wicker furniture and watched them all burn to death. I hope our "player" isn't anything like me.

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If our "player" is anything like my old room-mate, we'll have 30 toilets in every room once he figures out the money cheat.

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Or inviting over everyone you know and the police, paperboy, firemen, etc, so that when they show up you pause the game and build a picket fence around them, rendering them unable to leave. Its fun to pen them up like cows.

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I watched the whole thing thinking that there would be somthing YTMND related in it.

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This belongs in the Hall of Fame.

You should change the music to http://ytmnd.com/assets/cb6dc29c14650fb28f0760b4d15ad0bc

O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O -_- -_- -_- -_- -_-

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Nothing we haven't seen or read multiple times before, but presentation and the cheesy dramatic synth orchestra garnish a four

NEW SCENARIO: Stephanie finally stars in hardcore porn: The resulting endless fapping causes men everywhere to be drained of their life-producing seed, causing the birthrate to plummet. In the end, humanity does not go out with a bang, but a "spurt".

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Sounds rather flaccid to me.

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ok, ok, I just wanted someone to PS Steph doing hardcore porn...

Is it wrong that I found this incredibly entertaining? Anyway, I'm not sure that religious end of the world scenarios should be on here, since they usually include a new beginning, eternal life for the righteous, and so on. And even if you don’t have any religious beliefs, there’s no reason to assume that the human race or even the universe itself will necessarily come to an end. We know too little to establish precedence… and those things are kind of unprecedented. Or maybe we know too much.

Nice choice of images. Anyway, even though I'm not religious, I have to admit the apocalyptic scenarios proposed by most religions are rather... romantic, if not poetic. Who wouldn't appreciate the sight of mythical creatures destroying our world; angels, demons, horsemen, beasts, whatever you want to call them. Hey, at least it wouldn't be our fault. Not directly, that is.

If I had to go that way, have the f*ckin' Grim Reaper slice of my head then

They are all metaphors. That's what I think at least. I am not religous I just don't hold any bias against religion.

OMG EVERYBODY PANIC

LOL @ rogue black hole

a lot more work than one should ever put into a ytmnd

I would like the Zombie scenario.

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Wouldn't that fall under the Biotech category?

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I would assume so. Shooting zombies would be fun, as long as i leave 1 bullet for me.

Only way I could enjoy that would be if everyone I loved was dead... and everyone I hated were zombies.

I would prefer the slow zombies though, fast zombies wouldn't be as much fun.

If we're talking the clumsy stupid "Night of the Living Dead" zombies sure. If we're talking the semi-intelligent, strength enhanced, marathon running ones from the 28 days/weeks movies, than that would suck.

I waited through all of that sh*t (albeit, interesting sh*t) and there was no death by NEDM?

You forgot the overconvoluted scenario in End of Evangelion. :(

OH NOES TEH FORTH IMPACT!!

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My perception of "All A Dream": What if you're all constructs of my own mind... Did I create this universe to my specifications? Did I build this while you are all just puppets circling around me, fulfilling my desires even though you don't know it? If I die, do you all die too? What truely is conciousness, but a collection of thoughts and ideas gathered in your brain and synapse? I know for a fact I exist merely because I'm typing this now, but I have no evidence you exist. The human mind is too complex.

lol, egotist

It's always been my dream that if I died, everyone else would die too.

I think, therefore I am.

No, no, not likely, no, no, and no.

Therefore I am, I think.

Lil' Kim is a rogue black hole, does this mean we are in the end times!?

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hahaha

I think it's time we set up betting odds on these scenarios.

Biotech sounds more reasonable to me as of now.

human extinction isn't end of the world. know your science and remove 80% of the outcomes

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I might have made a mistake, but when did he say it was the end of THE world? He said, the end of OUR world. From what I understood, he meant the end of the human world, OUR world.

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Hey you forgot about Galactus, Opera, and AIDS!

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He remember aids.

Read closer. Not just AIDS, but airborn AIDS!

The earth did not exist during the big bang, lol, scientif

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*ic impossibility.

Yeah, I made a booboo... I gotta fix some of these before three days is up and I can't anymore. >_<

imo robots and aliens will battle for domination after will smiff dies

What about alien robots?

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What about Jamaican robuts?!?

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Heather Chandler is a f*cking idiot. I am sorry.

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I once went into deep thought about living in a dream where you die your really just waking up. I would say that it is going to be an eco system collapse or a nuclear warfare.

I don't think the pole flip would be as devastating as suggested, but it would definitely make navigation interesting for a while. I'm still not convinced on the man-made global warming stuff. Mars has warmed by 15 degrees in the same period scientists blame the industrial revolution for our own warming. There sure ain't humans THERE to make greenhouse gases. I'd probably believe it more if there weren't so many Hollywood/Algore/Greenpeace freaks on board with the theory.

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So you're saying your acceptance of a scientific hypothesis or theory is based not on any facts or verification via the scientific method, but rather by the type of people who subscribe to said theory?

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When said people have alterior motives, yes. Discredit or credit by association is how many theories and ideas are either rejected or accepted. How many people question Stephen Hawking's theories? Also, I implicitly discredit the global warming theories and ideas from those who offer no solution to our current "problem." Why is it that those of us who don't believe the hype are so often called ignorant? Seriously, it's f*cking annoying. The burden of proof lies with the accusors.

This man speaks the truth.

Oceans and seas will boil! fire will rain down from the sky! black is white, night is day! dogs and cats living together! MASS HYSTERIA!

You forgot Poland.

The asteroid one doesn't really concern me. By the time that's a serious threat, all we'll have to do is put Barry Bonds out in space and give him a telephone pole to smack the asteroid back out of the solar system. Eventually Thor will catch it and sell it on Ebay for millions.

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Great Comment.

the word "pray" at the end kinda sh*ts the whole thing up

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You forgot death by means of F*ggy Short Films.

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Mass F*ggotry.

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So the whole world died of GAIDS

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a bit boring, sorry

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Nice jorb. I'm betting on the "Mass Insanity"

make it go slowerer. i cant read good.

Interesting, but not a good ytmnd

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i know something about most of these, and you've greatly overblown their probability. Take the nanobots. Easy fix. Napalm anyone? Only real threat is global warming.

Wait a minute... nonliving self replicators on a molecular scale? I'd definitely go for Napalm over Chicken Noodle Soup and Excedrin.

I will never understand why everyone loses all sense of logic when faced with their own mortality. Whether its 5 years or 50, we're going to die - all of us - and its no big deal (or that big of a loss to the cosmos).

... why make me feel so insignificant D: *points gun to head*

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Agreed.

http://www.exitmundi.nl/ will really make u sh*t ur pants and more u cant make this sh*t up

hmm alright, ill put a $1 mil on the nanotech, $300k on the climate disaster, and bah what the hell I'll put $100k on the megaflare.

For the record, the Spaniards won not because of superior technology, but because of a misplaced native belief that they were "Gods".

Gimmie a f*cking break..

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God won't let this crap happen...accept the apocalypse

longtmnd

Almost all of the more quirky potential demises at the end there were all but cut-and-pasted from Exit Mundi, but still an awesome YTMND.

Remember when someone made an equally overlong and boring YTMND of the exact same thing last year? I do!

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links or it didn't happen

I like it a lot but you got so defeatist in the end. If anything logic, reason, and the human spirit will help us overcome or avert those - but we have to start now. PM FOR DETAILS, ETC> ETC>

I want to time travel to December 22nd, 2012 and see if the world is gone.

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AI with the capability of a human mind cannot take over the f*cking world. If that was possible, A PERSON WOULD HAVE DONE IT BY NOW. Also, it would have to be in control of some sort of large military asset in order to prevent a janitor from unplugging it. But even then, no general has taken over the entire world.

Free Masons should be listed.

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I disagree with the conclusion. If some unforeseen disaster doesn't wipe out humanity in a few centuries, then I would venture to say that we will never be totally wiped out. Even if a disaster like that struck Earth, once we have colonies on other planets, in other solar systems, in other galaxies, etc... then it really won't threaten the future of humanity. Some exceptions apply.

I don't think you realise just how fragile life is and just how little time humanity has actually existed. PS LOLOLOLOL @ I pray that's a question we never have to answerI pray that's a question we never have to answerI pray that's a question we never have to answerI pray that's a question we never have to answer

I always like these YTMNDs...

Why didn't you cite Final Fantasy XII as part of the sound source?

Because I wanted to post the exact title and the name of the composer instead of Final Fantasy XII- "Pharos Lighthouse". I'm being a bit egotistical and anticipating a possible spot on YTMND Soundtrack 18, so I wanted to make it easier for Fyrestorm in case he decides to put me on there.

Why don't you book a spot on Jay Leno while you're at it so you can discuss this site and the thoughtful planning of the music you chose and you can give a plug on how you are going to be featured on the next YTMND soundtrack.

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Also have you picked out what you are wearing to the next WEBBY Awards when this site is picked for BEST Website of the Year??? What are you waiting for?

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Yes, I know I'm a narcissistic *ssh*le, you don't have to tell the whole world. Also c*cks.

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No one cares.

DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER MASS HYSTERIA

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I get the reference, therefore +'d!

Why wasn't Digimon escaping from the digital world listed as a reason?

Because we're not all 9-years-old here.

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BAM! pwned.

i agree with rabbel, a zombie scenario would've been great. also, i would have liked a picture from the movie Terminator for the robot scenario. still good though, seen most of this on tv and magazines.

Don't worry. I got one of those Indian things that hang over your bed and stop quantum vacuum collapses.

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a dream catcher?

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We are more tenacious than you give us credit for.

I'm gonna go with one that's not listed and say "Mass Spontaneous Human Combustion"

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SLOW it DOWN! not even a sober me could read it at the speed it flies by.

Are you people serious? I havn;t read a book since 11th grade and I can read the whole thing with time to spare. Not saying I am smarter than you but you must have a.d.d. or something.

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king ghidora is in your area

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-1 for no COAKIS

I will 5 it if you put horsedick at the end.

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a brilliant image, and a fitting sound, but the loop was repetitive and boring near the end of this long .gif. also, I agree with keaton. the last one should have been Mass destruction by the Vengence of NEDM.

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I'll take "Global Pandemic" for $1000.

Good show, I really liked it.

I'll add another one - Canary Islands. Some scientists speculate that the volcanic region could be the source of the next "Mega Tsunami". The western half of La Palma island is structurally unstable enough that another large volcano could send an estimated 500 billion tonnes of land mass into the ocean at once. In theory, this could result in waves hundreds of meters in height, devastating European and American cities that border the Atlantic Ocean.

Needs more NEDM.

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Interesting. I wish you could slow down some of that stuff though because there is a lot of text and some of the concepts are a little hard to grasp.

Needs More NEDM Tbh.

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The musics really great. Kept me on the edge of my seat.

RAWR!

f*ggy short film

I haven't logged in for months but I had to just to 5 this

Epic Fail

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Top notch stuff, even if it some is purely speculation or far out guesses.

If the inevitable happens when I am alive, which it wont... I'll stare up at the heavens and laugh at the sky.

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Expecting NEDM.

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Also, I'd like to die via "super weed"

Good bye cruel world

NEDM

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I lol'd at "Concrete apocalyptic date".

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http://endofworld.ytmnd.com/ This is how the world will end.

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Thank you! Now i'm scared.... :(