It can barely be viewed at all.

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5'd for this comment.

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......"Blinded by the light".........

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This site makes me feel old.

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5 minutes on it gave me a migraine.

I still have this and play it! The cheap stand broke so I have to lay on the floor and look into the viewer. I think I have eye damage from it cause when I was a kid I would skip over the 'mandatory game pauses' that legally had to be in every game to prevent law suits. Red-Alert, Mario Tennis and Nester's Funky Bowling are still fun to play though!

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lol

Man, I have a Virtual Boy. Too bad it's busted and theirs no store that can fix it :(

Hey siccoyote, the SNES came in the early 90's...so I wouldn't be too young, but thanks for trying, dumbass. ;D

Virtual Boy gave me a headache.

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i saw "advance boy" with this bullsh*t picture of something that looked like picachu at this little mexican swapmeet thing.

I bought one of those. Red Alert was pretty damn good actually.

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I figure Red Alert would just look like a white screen . . . If you figure in the whole 3D glasses effect and all.

i rented that game, it was fun

Comments: 2007-08-31 10:27:53 AdrienofSound 0 stars It can barely be viewed at all. +1 [reply] [+|-] 2007-08-31 10:41:52 Locke5 5 stars Virtual Boy gave me a headache. [reply] [+|-] 2007-08-31 10:45:23 Adino 5 stars I bought one of those. Red Alert was pretty damn good actually. +1 [reply] [+|-]

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sup, I prevented fourest fires.

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I always say that Nintendo 64 was the biggest mistake Nintendo ever made, but that's just because I forgot that the Virtual Boy ever existed.

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I believe you forgot about Goldeneye, the only reason at least 20% of buyers ever bought an N64. And I'll be damned if it wasn't worth it.

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Damn straight, best game ever.

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I never regretted getting mine.

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Speaking of which, listen carefully near the very end of the sound loop. You'll hear the noise used in Goldeneye when you open the glass doors where a bunch of scientists are at towards the end of Facility

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No, I loved Goldeneye, as well as Ocarina, Rogue Squadron, and a few others. But 6 or 7 solid titles do not a good system make. Especially when they had the Playstation to compete against. I really thought that was the end of Nintendo.

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It's the same noise that the crazy glass door at the entrance/exit to the Bunker makes

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I always say that you're a f*cking f*ggot loser who masturbated by the vibration test in MGS on your sh*tty PS while the rest of us kicked *ss bungee jumping off the f*cking dam.

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Don't forget Killer Instinct! That sh*t was hot for at least a few months, right?

There was actually a Goldeneye game in development for Virtual Boy.

Remote Mines + (A + B) = your friends being both annoyed and perplexed as to why you never needed to switch to your detonator

Jesus, are you all too young to remember the Super Nintendo? In case you hadn't noticed, that was the best system anyone company ever put out, ever. I grew up on Nintendo, which is why the N64 was such a disapointment for me. I'm thinking most of you are from the N64 generation and are taking this as a personal attack.

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Um...maybe they just like the N64 better then the SNES. I also think that, and I was born in 1989. :/

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I loved my 64. Smash bros, zelda, super mario 64, goldeneye... Its too bad I tossed it at a moving car and destroyed it in all my glory.

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PS or 64 couldn't even compare to TurboGraphx

THE BALL-CONNECTED-TO-A-PADDLE-WITH-A-RUBBER-BAND GAME WAS BETTER OMG I LIKE OLDER SH*T THEREFORE I'M COOLER

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^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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"I was born in 1989. :/" That means your too young. The Snes was the best console ever.

Crap, I just realized I was confusing the Commodore 64 with the Nintendo 64. That clears that up.

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You are right about SNES. Best console ever. And I loved my N64, but you are right, it was a disapointment.

That thing was such a piece of sh*t. It was a game boy with huge goggles that showed things in red and black instead of black and white. But unlike the gameboy, which you could actually take places, Virtual Boy was not portable in the least. Even though they advertised it as being such.

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anything can be portable with enough effort.

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Ok, then show me how to take YTMND to the moon.

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Just extend the length of the series of tubes to the outer reaches of space.

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Or you can take your laptop to space...

Yep. Laptop + space + satellite tubes connection = YTMND + moon. Alternately, if you're going to the moon, just have a big enough ship to carry a big enough server computer to carry all of YTMND. Granted, you'll have no updates, but you'll have your own copy of YTMND. ON THE MOON.

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I have an idea!! Let's all kill ourselves and when we're ghosts, we can fly to the moon with our laptops and we can carry anything else we want with us!! WOOOOOO

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I tell you, that highly sophisticated Virtual Boy screen puts those Dell UltraSharp monitors to SHAME.

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F*ck you all. The Virtual Boy was cool.

ooooooo.... erotic?

f*ck virtua boy im nearsighted because of it.

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that thing was a piece of sh*t

5 for my eyes

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5 cuz it gave my cousin cancer...

didnt we all know this already?

i attempted to play virtual boy tennis at toys r us when i was like 12 and i wanted to f*cking punch nintendo out for being retarded.

Wow, so mad you wanted to punch an entire company?

"Virtual Boy" is the opposite of "Ibuprofen" in Japanese.

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Warioland was pretty fun on it.

+4 for nostalgia. -1 because of vision related headaches constantly.

It's not stupid! It's advanced!

It burns the images into your retinas instead.

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Virtual Boy had Teleroboxer, which is my favorite boxing game to this day. Its just a shame you could get permanent eye damage from playing it.

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They had LCD back then?!

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Yeah

LCD is actually old technology. It's just that LCD screens are cheaper in 2007, then LCD screens in 1996 because the technology was relatively new, and it was hard to afford, and hard to make it into gigantic screens. Which scares me that HDTV was invented in 1992 and the FCC ordered in 98 that in 2006 that all channels would be in high definition, even though that 1 in 35 people today who own a TV have an HDTV.

er, Revise your title. That isn't "Why" it's so advanced, that's a result of it being so advanced.

LOLOLOLOL

I always wanted one :(

upvoting FTW ^_^ apparently virtual boy was banned from the UK cos it gave people headaches

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I jammed sh*t into my eye still couldn't see the light

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The first time I played Red Alaram, My eyes got all fuzzy after an hour.

Excellent ripoff of source img.

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I owned one, that was almost the death of nintendo right there

RAWR!

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dieinfire

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Ahh. faaar too soon, nintendo... (although tennis wasn't that bad, and teleroboxer had a good opening.)

Whatcha gonna do brother??!

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Stick a Fork in it

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wow, the f*ggot is back. hello TwistedBarney

We're gonna minus your comments until no one can see it, that's what.

omgz it cant?????????????

I remember when portable gaming systems were less portable than home gaming systems.

i have an early labtop computer that being the my desktop.

Lol, i get it

Hahahahaha oh f*ck

no convenience for you!

Virtual Boy is so powerful, it'll burn your eyes out!

A main reason it totally sucked.

ok?

You can't hold down the B button for conventional firing.

I remember those, they could barely give them away.

I'd pound it.

Virtual Boy: $120. Bleeding out of your eyes: Priceless.

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this ytmnd is so lame it shouldn't be viewed by conventional ytmnders or anyone else...

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yeah, that THING was terrible

Virtual Boy is so advanced it burns your eyes and makes you feel like puking.

...which is why they made 10 games and then discontinued the crappy system. i also heard a rumor it was causing severe migranes and seizures.

The sheer epicness of Virtual Boy software will burn out the eyes of those under the age of 8, like ytmnd.

whew, thanks for the </joke> tag, clearing up the tone of the post. i was getting really confused by the end there.</ass>