Yup, that is one stupid whore, alright.

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...and may god have mercy on your soul.

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hey, she still has tits, an ass, and a vagina... so wait, whatd she do wrong?

+28

she entered a beauty contest instead of being in porn

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i couldnt agree more

+5

billy madison wins

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Perfect

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Where's Willy Wanker?

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Thank you very much, South Carolina.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH MISS LIPPY

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her next stop is going to be to anal teen choice awards

+1

lol

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5'd for fourest comment

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both of you jump off the highest bridges you can and i'll 5 all of your sites

+8

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ORLY MEETWAHD?

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4, 5, everybody in the car so ccome on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter

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Jell-O brand gelatin

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DARTHWANGS COMMENTS ARE NOT A F*CKING COUNTING GAME YOU C*NTBAGS

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thats a new one "C*nt Bags"

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he obviously meant "can't bags." you know, those things you buy and use when you just have a downright negative outlook on something you're about to attempt. when i thought i could never get my pants to stay up, i used one and got a leather belt.

+7

frosted butts?

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4 the win! Wheeeeee!

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4

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I never knew I had a buried comment

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Well, if I must lose several (dozen) IQ points in the act of closing in and tearing out her larynx, then so be it.

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lol, self reply.

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i saw a larynx in the woods behind my house a few nights ago. it killed a rabbit, ran up a tree, and recited the entire script to blues brothers 2000.

+6

I think you mean a lynx.

+1

No, no...larynx sounds closer.

Idea taken from www.wwtdd.com but... that's ok.

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never heard of that site. idea just seemed obvious to me :/

+1

i saw it there too... but it was fairly obvious, my boy said the same thing to me as a joke before i saw it anywhere on the internet.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=qQdhMSEqhfg

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full version ^^

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-1 for tiling

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ytmnd was built on the tile +1 that or may god have mercy on your soul

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Ok, ok I'll 5

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capture card broken?

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care card broken.

+8

touche

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I love the ending sound bite. What movie/show is that from?

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Billy Madison. And folks, it's okay not to know this, because Adam Sandler sucks. Also I thought of this too so five lol

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Very few people realize that Dirty Work was directed by Bob Saget...the ultimate "I'll give up what I think is funny to make money" guy.

+2

lol, oh wait this was Billy Madison. Beer.

+2

YOU BLEW IT!

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I'm a source nazi.

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i didnt want to give away the joke for early corner clickers. billy madison source is in profile description.

+4

Noble tactics sir, everyone should follow your example.

+4

My bad, dog.

+1

very fitting addition indeed

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all i expected was lex luthor, thank god it was more than that

+3

Same.

+1

Indeed. This gets extra points for being something different. And may god have mercy on your soul.

+2

I see what you did there.

+2

Heeheehee, it's funny cause it's true.

+2

Needs better sound editing. Should have left the claps from either the original clip or the movie in.

eind.ytmnd.com

the image quality sucks because i photographed my TV when i created the site two years ago.. haha

There are so many stupid things in there I won't chose to quote a single one.

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dude, you f*cking won YTMND.....that was great

+1

Those clips work well together.

I was thinking Billy Madison too!

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Sorry, I don't like this. It's like being told why a joke is funny when you already know why.

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What?? That doesn't even make sense. I guess you were offended because you can relate to Mrs. S. Carolina so much.

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Let me put it in a way so you can understand. After I watched the original I thought, "What a stupid girl." This site takes that thought and tells me she is a stupid girl. Just one more week and back to school you go.

+1

Yeah I agree completely. This kind of humor reminds me of MAD TV

mad tv used to be funny tho

I don't think MattressMan anticipated this being his highest rated site.

MattressMan knows not to underestimate the lowest common denominator.

+1

lol 3rd person

Perfect Response to a Perfectly STUPID ho.

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She keeps getting dumber every time i see her

+1

fits even better then the movie

+1

good match

+1

lmao wow wow wow

My wife is a filthy, filthy whore...

+1

I AWARD YOU THREE POINTS, MAY GOD BESTOW UPON YE A PLEASANT DAY

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needed to be done

+1

lol

outstanding!

Maybe she'll fare better in the "My Wife the Tramp" category

+4

wrong.

Perfect, perfect, perfect

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win

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My God, yes.

...nothing can be said about this site.....it is perfect

+2

perfect

I love that line from Billy Madison so hard

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-5 For fad whoring the Ms. South Carolina YTMND, +10 for the response to "Reflections of Society in Literature" question.

Women are f*cking stupid on their own, south carolina women try really hard to be stupid.

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best one yet.

WROOOOONG

Its a slightly obvious pairing. It's still funny though.

+1

i saw a knock-off version of this on youtube. just thought you'd like to know

He knows, because he took the idea and made it into a ytmnd thinking he was being original.

-1

Wow.....I hate her, 5'd!

+1

i am now smarter for fiving this.

+1

You stole this from g0at

+1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Szcx0VkRo&feature=bz100 STOLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome combo

+1

umm... a simple no would have been just fine

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