I think "In United States you drive the car" is the best part.

+25

Yea rofl

Absolutely.

4th'd. Also 4th.

I did a mod application like this, but this is better. Good job!

very clever

5 for esteemed members of the party

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NOT ONE STEP BACK ! COWARDS AND TRAITOR DEFEATISTS WILL BE SHOT! >:(

+4

make a nazi one

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Wheres moskau?

I remember stevetheninja's, but I had no idea it was a mod application lol

MEET QUOTA

DELETED FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE

+4

Agreed. 5'd for reverse Yakov Smirnov joke

+1

USSR theme gets me horny

I'm still waiting far a "Favorite Comrades" list.

lol. Max Goldberg contributed $13.37 I love the detail put into this site

+2

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LDAET7ZV Original USSR anthem.

agreed with n4vst

-3

black stars make me happy in pants

The inviolable friendship and companionship of the Soviet and Chinese People lives and strengthens! (at least I think that's what it says :-/ )

In Sovent YTMND the sites downvote you.

+11

That's the joke

+5

Very

Excellent! I agree he should make a nazi one, and a jewish one, and best of all a muslim one... but downvoting it means you are a mongrol the true aryans would have killed n4rst... only pure are worthy, and YOU are NOT it

In Soviet Russia, the man now dog is YOU! Hey, give me credit, I tried... N E WAI! Great YTMND.

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You're the dog now, man.

Erg, I'm having issues scoring this site.

Well, you have 2 choices. 5 or the Gulag.

+10

The Gulag sounds fun!!!

I love Gulag, especially Hungarian Gulag...

-2

you forgot poland

LONG LIVE COMMUNISM!!!

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It will look splendid on the front page of Pravda!

+4

You speak truth, Comrad!

-2

Dude, instant 5 for John Galt

Who is John Galt?

+4

a Scottish novelist

Precisely cactus

Dangy Taggart + John Galt = All my fives

O.O ooooh red

i love communism not leninism

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free kartoshka for all! slava sovetskomu souzu!!!

+2

<<&#1071; &#1073;&#1083;&#1072;&#1075;&#1086;&#1076;&#1072;&#1088;&#1102; &#1079;&#1072; &#1089;&#1083;&#1091;&#1078;&#1073;&#1091;.>> <<&#1071; &#1089;&#1083;&#1091;&#1078;&#1091; C&#1086;&#1074;&#1077;&#1090;&#1089;&#1082;&#1086;&#1084;&#1091; C&#1086;&#1102;&#1079;&#1091;!>>

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God damn, why comment on a Soviet-themed YTMND, if you can't comment in Russian?

&#1057;&#1083;&#1072;&#1074;&#1072; &#1057;&#1086;&#1074;&#1077;&#1090;&#1089;&#1082;&#1086;&#1084;&#1091; &#1057;&#1086;&#1102;&#1079;&#1091;

5'd for "Hunger Makes Us Stronger"

+19

Sex.

Pancakes.

Sexy Pancakes.

+3

And yet I'm still hungry....and strong.

boris

-1 for no Ivan Drago.

+3

I PLAY FOR ME! FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

Lol, communism

+1

you want to know what i think of the site well i think it's- *Comment deleted for the good of the people * Great i loved it. it shows the power of mother russia and it wonderful leaders.

+3

superbe

a win by Hillary or Obama will lead to this, or worse.

-1

a win by mcain, romney, guiliani or thompson will lead to this, or worse.

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So we're all 100% screwed.

+4

ron paul, save us!

+6

Vote for Dio

+7

voat for ron paul!

I second the Dio nomination.

+3

Clearly the only viable option is to make me king.

-3

vote raptor jesus for king

-1

A win by raptor jesus, dio, or ron paul will lead us away from this, or better.

vote for Ralph Naider!

-3

RON PAUL SPAM

-1

Go ahead, throw your voat away! HAHAHA!!!

lol, politics! Seriously, this is f*cking America, retard. They couldn't make the US socialist, because then the Republicans will bitch 'till we all go mad. MAD!!1 Oh, right. And there's also those pesky things called CHECKS AND BALANCES and THE US MOTHERF*CKING CONSTITUTION.

-6

Vote Robot Nixon: may death come swiftly to his enemies (Hillary, Obama, and every other drugged-up communist democrat)

-2

Either way you're f*cked.

-1

Ron Paul 2008!

+1

[-]ed you all cause obama won.

Our empty lives are strengthened by the unbreakable bonds of comraderie and collaboration between the Soviet and Chinese peoples.

This mean you wirr give us nucrear weapon now?

Oh neato!! My comment was actually downvoted...even though all i did was translate the page..... bunch of ignorant children round here...

-2

I like the average vote in the "laborers" section.

+8

LOL I didn't even catch on to that!

-1

+

VIVA MUSSOLINI!!! VIVA FRANCO!!! VIVA PINOCHET!!!

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Those were fascists, not communists.

I know, hence the downvote.

-3

wheres castro?

waiiit, disregard teh above ^_^

lol just seen meet quota

Sound origin?

I've seen a YTMND like this before, but this is awesome

+1

privet!

GREAT!

-1

Must took a long time to make, heres a 5

Bourgeoisie Pigdogs: Max Goldberg - $13.37

+3

&#1058;&#1086;&#1074;&#1072;&#1088;&#1080;&#1097;&#1080;, &#1044;&#1072; &#1079;&#1076;&#1088;&#1072;&#1074;&#1089;&#1090;&#1074;&#1091;&#1077;&#1090; &#1042;&#1077;&#1083;&#1080;&#1082;&#1072;&#1103; &#1056;&#1077;&#1074;&#1086;&#1083;&#1102;&#1094;&#1080;&#1103;!

-1

Apparently the internets don't like Cyrillic.

+4

General Veers! Prepare your men.

+2

Yes, my Lord

+1

&#1058;&#1086;&#1074;&#1072;&#1088;&#1080;&#1097;&#1080;, &#1044;&#1072; &#1079;&#1076;&#1088;&#1072;&#1074;&#1089;&#1090;&#1074;&#1091;&#1077;&#1090; &#1042;&#1077;&#1083;&#1080;&#1082;&#1072;&#1103; &#1056;&#1077;&#1074;&#1086;&#1083;&#1102;&#1094;&#1080;&#1103;!

-1

Ummmm, are we certain this is the Soviet anthem and not the current Russian anthem?

+1

What are you speak of, comrade? There was never any Soviet anthem.

it's the RnB remix

+3

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free, Bulwark of people, in brotherhood strong! Oh! Party of Lenin! The strength of the people. To Communism's triumph lead us on!

I was about to one this, and then I saw the titles of the YTMNDs. "In America, you drive car!"

5 for 'meet quota'

What a beautiful world that would be.

This is awesome in so many ways.

I like how it was a bunch of jokes together. Well done.

You fixed all that was missing in the previous one. Five and fav'd!

Lol, Communism.

lol

-2

In Soviet Russia, floor rolls you!

+3

Hitler hates this site

+1

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holy sh*t, i've faved 3 sites today...

LONG LIVE COMMUNISM!!!

-5

I just realized, there's no obligatory "Moskau" reference. That may be a good thing, though.

Like how you applied equality of outcomes to the site ratings. That is to say, I think it's funny, not that I really like it. F*** communism, heh.

+2

really clever, i wouldnt expect this from a ytmnd

-1

Much better

This rendition of the anthem makes me nostalgic for borscht, for Siberian gulags that serve stale borscht, and for Siberian gulags that serve stale borscht and then disappear Jews, intellectuals, industrialists and agitators. I miss those days.

+5

But not too tragic given Putin's love of nostalgia. He'll have things back to normal in a jiffy.

+5

5

Nice Werk Komrade!

-1

I've seen Soviet/Communist variations on YTMND before but this excels.

the sound of communism is pretty nice

-1

VODKA, VODKA, VODKA!

I personally liked the Dr. Strangelove reference.

+3

-1 for using the modern Russian anthem.

+1

LOLS ACCIDENTAL DOWNVOTING Shoulda been a 4.

-2

Harasho, tovarishch!

+1

very funny 5 stars

communism is not fun, for everything else there is ytmnd

+2

I one this for the good of the country.

-7

You are one of those people that makes America look bad.

What if he isn't an American?

+3

This is awesome, all of it is win but the best was hunger makes us stronger, and pigdogs... lol

+1

5'd for greatness MOTHERLAND! Also, who is John Galt? Keep in mind that's a rhetorical question.

+1

That deserves a 5

Good job dude. I knew you could put out a better page with a bit more work.

+1

FIVE

So awesome.

+1

pretty much what america and europe are becoming

RAWR!

+1

in soviet russia sites create you!

+3

I clap for you. Like a seal I do.

thaT song was spiritually uplifting.

DOWN WITH THE UPPER CLASS!

-3

The music is the Russian anthem, it doesn't mention anything remotely related to communism.

-4

The Russian anthem has the same musical score as the Soviet one, just completely different lyrics slapped on to it. For everyone on ytmnd who doesn't understand Russian this is still a communist YTMND, but for anyone who does it will kinda ruin it.

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He's right, still a good anthem though. And a great YTMND. Why would you 1 this? You're kidding right, because you speak russian, this was somehow not funny? Arrogant russian f*ggots, go figure!

-1

Stick it to the commie, zarkin' frood.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LDAET7ZV stop whining and D/L the real anthem

holy sh*t, awesome! This better get hall of fame hahaha

rofls

lol, everyone gets a 3 star.

"Closing the mindshaft gap" wonderful reference to Dr. Strangelove! BRAVO!

+4

COMMIE GO HOME

+2

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O -_- -_- -_- -_- -_-

ROFL

stupid just like every edit-the-front-page ytmnd

-8

It took more thought and effort than your grammatically incorrect downvote though.

The Soviet Union was never truly communistic. No country in the world has been truly communistic actually. Soviet Politics resembles facism (some facism can be found in almost every country, yes even the US... *flameshield on*) more than communism. Whenever I hear an American talk about "them damn evil communists" I feel the urge to tell them that they are an idiot that reeks of ignorancy. But, I did get the joke and I thought it was hillarious... sorry about ranting.

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You are an idiot that reeks of ignorancy

Insulting America? Appaluding Communism? Looks like a fail to me, lol

you're only half right, you know. Communism has never been fully accomplished, but attempted. The dictatorship of the proletariat is one form of the socialist revolution until a complete "utopiatic communist" society. But the problem is that communism has never come into full fruition, with each attempt previously becoming stuck in the "dictatorship" stage and never really moving on. Fascism in America? Hardly. Stupidity? More believable. Communism doesn't work, btw

+3

Fascism is really f*cking hard to define. As Orwell said, the word has lost any real meaning beyond "objectionable". The closest one can come to an effective definition is "idiotic militaristic racially-driven nationalism", which can apply to many scocieties, arguably even to Hunter-Gatherers. I am in total agreement with you, o0Ender0o, in that "Communism" is an utter pipe dream. That's why I refuse to use the term; I prefer "Totalitarian Socialist".

+3

This whole little subthread right here ? I'm 1'ing it. Everybody go take some drugs immediately.

-3

hey boomaga, how bout you take my shaft?

Well, I have a much simpler view on governmental theory. They all suck, so why not just do whatever the fsk you want and deal with the authorities when they catch up to you. Granted, you don't live very long with this plan, but it's a hell of a rush.

+1

Voting Stars: Distributed according to need.

+4

why you act dumb like uhhhhhhhhhh DUH? so you act dumb like uhhhhhhhhhh DUH. as the drummer boy go brrumpumpumpum, gimme sum-sum some uh dis cinnabun!

GET THIS COMMIE TRASH OFF MY YTMND F*CKER

-7

Don't be such a Communist Kacen. Embrace free speech, or go live in China, either way this YTMND is not going any where, ya commie.

-2

I'm a Fascist.

-5

supporting a site about communism with anti-communist ideas is rather counter-productive

This makes fun of communism so it's fine

The car-thing was good, but you gotta have "In United States, n*gg*r steals bike!"

Hunger makes us stronger lol

goood goooood

Ochen Horosho!

Haha, the font you used it called kremlin. Weird.

Where is Dschinghis Khan??

Max is $13.37

+1

lawl

Lots of cute stuff, but I've seen this sort of stuff before plenty of times. Just a new song.

-6

yep

-5

commy nazi

Rofl'd

In Soviet Russia, sovietmnds create you.

+1

The only red commies should spread is the red of their blood.

+1

yeah, uhmm, win

lol, communism

You are an intelligent person who created an intelligent ytmnd

+1

I'm pretty sure this won Eurovision once.

meh

I approve.

In Soviet Russia, Polls take you!

-2

lol communism

This is scary - Communism are YTMND, a perfect match?

My name is Nikkita Servevic Kruscev. I've come to put things in order here. This city is not Minsk, or Kiev. It is Stalingrad - STALINgrad.

+1

In United States FTW! Do I foresee a PTKFGS fad there?

The song is gay! You have to use the original!!

People on YTMND are always making fun of communism, but a handful of them know ANYTHING about it. Also, 5.

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5'd. Besides the music, the only way it could be better is if you used Ruples instead of Dollars.

+1

this is hilarious

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+1

u are a ytmnd god... thank you for this sir... u have made my day ^^

I love you.

-1

I stared at the magnificence of this until the music repeated. Full of shared win with no reward

Glorious, comrade! Fived!

5 for John Galt

Socialism is awesome. So is this YTMND. I love vodka. A

-1

As the ytmnd spokesman for John D. Rockefeller I believe it is my duty to inform you that collectivism is dead.

5 for closing the mineshaft gap.

+1

lol production values up 700% (+/- 800%)

+2

The best.

/7puBeT.

5'd for I made 10,000 socks today

In soviet russia, YTMND makes you...

-2

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WHO SINGS THAT?! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!! !! THIS IS WHAT YTMND WOULD LOOK LIKE IF YURI TOOK OVER IT!!

amazing how a parody site can have a better website layout than what it currently is.

This is perfection. You got so much in there, some of it really obscure. The equity of ratings, the "Great Patriotic War" poster, the Stakhovanite bullsh*t about the socks(and the fact that the production is not at all tied to shoe production), Laika, Toilet Paper lines, Production yields, Russian Reversal, noble sniper" Zaitsev, deleting "for the good of the people". You, sir, are not a Trotskyist-Fascist fifth columnist bourgeoisie rootless cosmopolitan, but a true defender of the Motherland.

+3

haha, I like it a lot

5d for "up 700% (+/-800%)"

Could the Soviet anthem get any more epic?

For the good of the people!

Destroy the Capitalist Bastards, Elvis, Max Goldberg, all burn in hell

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i has yet to meet quota

I made 10,000 sochs today.

Hahaha, esteemed members have silly names

Druzhbi narodov nadyoshni oplot! Partiya Lenina! Sila Narodnaya!

This reeks of brilliance.

+1

5'd for John Galt

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i would change the music to something a bit more intense, like the russian national anthem

That is the russian national anthem, you f*cking nerf ball. The Soviet National anthem would make more sense, however.

this is what happens when someone gets a new font...

Yeah, I'll 5 it for the me drives the car one too. Very clever.

As I logged in to comment - "Login Successful! Welcome back comrade!" Also, everything is rated exactly the same. win.

+1

John D. Rockefella

5'd for John Galt, someone knows his sh*t.

+2