I think "In United States you drive the car" is the best part.

+16

Yea rofl

Absolutely.

4th'd. Also 4th.

I did a mod application like this, but this is better. Good job!

very clever

5 for esteemed members of the party

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NOT ONE STEP BACK ! COWARDS AND TRAITOR DEFEATISTS WILL BE SHOT! >:(

+2

make a nazi one

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Wheres moskau?

I remember stevetheninja's, but I had no idea it was a mod application lol

MEET QUOTA

DELETED FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE

+2

Agreed. 5'd for reverse Yakov Smirnov joke

+1

USSR theme gets me horny

I'm still waiting far a "Favorite Comrades" list.

lol. Max Goldberg contributed $13.37 I love the detail put into this site

+1

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LDAET7ZV Original USSR anthem.

agreed with n4vst

-1

black stars make me happy in pants

In Sovent YTMND the sites downvote you.

+8

That's the joke

+3

Very

Excellent! I agree he should make a nazi one, and a jewish one, and best of all a muslim one... but downvoting it means you are a mongrol the true aryans would have killed n4rst... only pure are worthy, and YOU are NOT it

In Soviet Russia, the man now dog is YOU! Hey, give me credit, I tried... N E WAI! Great YTMND.

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You're the dog now, man.

Erg, I'm having issues scoring this site.

Well, you have 2 choices. 5 or the Gulag.

+9

The Gulag sounds fun!!!

I love Gulag, especially Hungarian Gulag...

-1

LONG LIVE COMMUNISM!!!

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It will look splendid on the front page of Pravda!

+3

You speak truth, Comrad!

-1

Dude, instant 5 for John Galt

Who is John Galt?

+2

a Scottish novelist

Precisely cactus

Dangy Taggart + John Galt = All my fives

O.O ooooh red

i love communism not leninism

-2

free kartoshka for all! slava sovetskomu souzu!!!

+2

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-8

God damn, why comment on a Soviet-themed YTMND, if you can't comment in Russian?

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5'd for "Hunger Makes Us Stronger"

+14

Sex.

Pancakes.

Sexy Pancakes.

+1

And yet I'm still hungry....and strong.

boris

-1 for no Ivan Drago.

+3

I PLAY FOR ME! FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

Lol, communism

+1

you want to know what i think of the site well i think it's- *Comment deleted for the good of the people * Great i loved it. it shows the power of mother russia and it wonderful leaders.

+2

superbe

a win by Hillary or Obama will lead to this, or worse.

-2

a win by mcain, romney, guiliani or thompson will lead to this, or worse.

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So we're all 100% screwed.

+3

ron paul, save us!

+3

Vote for Dio

+6

voat for ron paul!

I second the Dio nomination.

+3

Clearly the only viable option is to make me king.

-2

vote raptor jesus for king

A win by raptor jesus, dio, or ron paul will lead us away from this, or better.

vote for Ralph Naider!

-2

RON PAUL SPAM

Go ahead, throw your voat away! HAHAHA!!!

lol, politics! Seriously, this is f*cking America, retard. They couldn't make the US socialist, because then the Republicans will bitch 'till we all go mad. MAD!!1 Oh, right. And there's also those pesky things called CHECKS AND BALANCES and THE US MOTHERF*CKING CONSTITUTION.

-4

Vote Robot Nixon: may death come swiftly to his enemies (Hillary, Obama, and every other drugged-up communist democrat)

-1

Either way you're f*cked.

Ron Paul 2008!

Our empty lives are strengthened by the unbreakable bonds of comraderie and collaboration between the Soviet and Chinese peoples.

This mean you wirr give us nucrear weapon now?

Oh neato!! My comment was actually downvoted...even though all i did was translate the page..... bunch of ignorant children round here...

-2

I like the average vote in the "laborers" section.

+5

LOL I didn't even catch on to that!

-1

+

VIVA MUSSOLINI!!! VIVA FRANCO!!! VIVA PINOCHET!!!

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Those were fascists, not communists.

+1

I know, hence the downvote.

-2

wheres castro?

waiiit, disregard teh above ^_^

lol just seen meet quota

Sound origin?

I've seen a YTMND like this before, but this is awesome

+1

privet!

GREAT!

-1

Must took a long time to make, heres a 5

Bourgeoisie Pigdogs: Max Goldberg - $13.37

+2

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-1

Apparently the internets don't like Cyrillic.

+3

General Veers! Prepare your men.

+2

Yes, my Lord

+1

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-1

Ummmm, are we certain this is the Soviet anthem and not the current Russian anthem?

+1

What are you speak of, comrade? There was never any Soviet anthem.

it's the RnB remix

+2

I was about to one this, and then I saw the titles of the YTMNDs. "In America, you drive car!"

5 for 'meet quota'

What a beautiful world that would be.

This is awesome in so many ways.

I like how it was a bunch of jokes together. Well done.