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| Site Title: | Jeff Goldblum is fascinated | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | fastermustgofaster.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | AndySavage | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2007-08-21 19:03:26 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Conan O'Brien | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Neon Genesis Evangelion - Barefoot in the Park | ||||||||||
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| Description: | If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that Jeff Goldblum will not be contained. Jeff Goldblum breaks free, expands to new territory, and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously. | ||||||||||
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| Total Votes: | 1,260 | ||||||||||
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| Comments: |
| I saw this, He's such a weirdo. | ||||||
| THIS SITE RATING IS TRULY OUTRAGEOUS! | ||||||
| LOL |
-3 | |||||
| But he's right. Conan IS fascinating. I'd do him any day. Speaking of which, brb. |
+9 | |||||
| NO U | ||||||
| You're fascinating me. | ||||||
| m4tteo is fascinating. |
-1 | |||||
| You left out the best part of that interview. Regardless, I'll 5 it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl4LDk51POw it's at 1:27 |
+13 | |||||
-29 [show comment] |
| my humps | ||||||
| Whoever can best translate Jeff's cackle, into text, gets a site sponsorship |
+8 | |||||
| UrrrrrUhhh-HAAAH-Mmmmmhaaaaa. |
+3 | |||||
| Arrrrrrrruh-huh-huh-huh. |
-1 | |||||
| In Goldblumese, it means "You have very stylish pubes." |
+7 | |||||
| I logged in to + Evadrol |
+2 | |||||
| I <3 captainc*ck | ||||||
| hump dat bitch | ||||||
| I guess I can't call Conan a barbarian anymore... | ||||||
-6 [show comment] | |||||
| Hard Surfaces (Goldtimes Reblumix) |
+8 | |||||
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-2 | ||||||
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| Keaton has voted. | ||||||
-10 [show comment] | |||||
| I'm gonna laugh whether comment downvoters like it or not! |
+9 | |||||
| Think they'll have that on the tour? |
+9 | |||||
| Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. |
+10 | |||||
| O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD |
+2 | |||||
| makes me wonder what it was like before you changed it around like that |
+7 | |||||
| But he poops from there. | ||||||
| 5'd before I think about it too hard! |
+3 | |||||
| c'etait assez bien |
-2 | |||||
| i get aroused watching this too. |
+2 | |||||
| Nice edits | ||||||
| hilarious! nice edits!! | ||||||
| I love conan, but he tries too hard sometimes. | ||||||
| The "rrrrows" that built up during the standby music sealed the 5. |
+3 | |||||
| I was just about the make this site | ||||||
-18 [show comment] | |||||
| I would love to put you against a hard surface and |
+1 | |||||
| Gold. |
+1 | |||||
| Blum. |
+8 | |||||
| , jeff |
+1 | |||||
| +1 for the domain | ||||||
| Scrolled back up to see the doman. It = 5. | ||||||
| oh I get it. so jeff goldblum looks like he's having sex |
+6 | |||||
| It doesn't say Mr. Obvious next to your name. Hmmm....... |
+6 | |||||
| Doesn't say it next to yours either. Hmmm...... |
+3 | |||||
| Doesn't say it next to yours either. Hmmm...... |
+2 | |||||
| Doesn't say it next to yours either. Hmmm...... |
+2 | |||||
| or yours | ||||||
| Features must realy be: idiots that make good sites, or people that are smart but make bad sites. This man is the first one. | ||||||
| Doesn't say it next to yours either. Hmmm...... | ||||||
| C-C-C-COMBO...Continuation. Doesn't say it next to yours either. Hmm......
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+3 | |||||
| ^ good try friend. honestly. | ||||||
| 7'd for domain and description | ||||||
| 5'd for the fallout transition | ||||||
| yay fallout! | ||||||
| EXTREMELY HIGH RATING O.O | ||||||
| MUST GO FASTER O.O |
+1 | |||||
| GOGOGOGOGO | ||||||
| Yes, yes. This time without the "oops." | ||||||
| standing by |
+1 | |||||
| this was a solid 3 until the end music mixed with harrrllz |
+4 | |||||
| Yeah I was gonna 2 it but that was pretty good. | ||||||
| Required viewing: http://jeffgoldblum.ytmnd.com |
+1 | |||||
| Good. Overrated but good. |
+1 | |||||
| We need another Jeff Goldblum Fansite... | ||||||
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| You had me at rrrrrr. But you had to go the extra length and add the stand by. My god man this one of my favorite sites ever. Incredible. | ||||||
| or at the very least, one of my favorites of yours. | ||||||
| you had me at molecular decimation. | ||||||
| I downloaded this interview. Also, Jeff loves pie. | ||||||
| You stole my indian please stand by image!!! LOL |
-4 | |||||
| http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=please+stand+by&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2 | ||||||
| you've obviously never lived in the 50's/played Fallout/cultured. |
-1 | |||||
| I was just being funnah. You guys are teh serious business. |
-2 | |||||
| -1 for 4chan reference |
+1 | |||||
| F*cking Brilliant. | ||||||
| 5 worthy | ||||||
| what's going on | ||||||
| rawr. | ||||||
| EPIC | ||||||
| fav'd | ||||||
| ur one of teh calmist guys i ever met... |
-1 | |||||
| haehahahahearha | ||||||
| I didn't find it that good. |
-6 | |||||
| You sure didn't |
+4 | |||||
| Faster... must go faster... | ||||||
| Tunnel! Tunnel! Exit! | ||||||
| Oh man. What happened during the Standy By cut? :( | ||||||
| UHH. UHH. UHH. UHH. UHH. UHH. UHH, UHH, UHH, UHH, UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH UHHUHHUHHUHH--- | ||||||
| Best laugh I've had all day. Orgasmic stuff you have here. | ||||||
| fartknocker | ||||||
| c*ckblocker | ||||||
| We shouldn't be blocking his c*ck, we should be GUIDING it... |
+1 | |||||
| in before lovethyconan |
+4 | |||||
| lulz! | ||||||
| i lol'd out loud |
+1 | |||||
| rawr! (rar rar rar) |
+1 | |||||
| oh mister goldblum... where for art thou |
+2 | |||||
| THE EYE GOES TO GOLDBLUM |
+1 | |||||
| LOL, but, I stood by, and nothing happened. | ||||||
| Some species that was obliterated by deforestation... | ||||||
| I'm fairly alarmed here. |
+1 | |||||
| Elevator music make much funnier by Jeff's grunting | ||||||
| pretty worthless |
+1 | |||||
| I too am fascinated! | ||||||
| Veni. | ||||||
| Conan/ Goldblum are my OTP! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 | ||||||
| Another site where I laughed out loud. I believe YTMND is good again! | ||||||
| amazing | ||||||
| Must go faster, indeed! | ||||||
| I lol'd. Bonus points for NGE music. | ||||||
| Goldblum has the most bizarre laugh in history. lmao | ||||||
| The Icing on the f*cking cake...so god damn funny | ||||||
| How is he going to get the splinters out of his dick? | ||||||
| ... | ||||||
| Ha Harr haharr hahaaar! | ||||||
-8 [show comment] | |||||
| i'm fascinated with how wrong you are | ||||||
| Great work. | ||||||
| im glad you added his laugh...his cackle. | ||||||
| epic win | ||||||
| amazing. thank you. | ||||||
| is this the highest rated ytmnd ever? it could be... unless some f*g made a crappy ytmnd at 5 in the morning, on labor day and voted 5 for it with his 20 different accounts. |
+1 | |||||
| hey, i've done that before! |
+1 | |||||
| Please stand by....hahaHAHA! | ||||||
| that table is a whore. |
+1 | |||||
| This really made my laugh. | ||||||
| mine too |
+1 | |||||
| Is there anything Jeff Goldblum won't dry hump? | ||||||
| anal | ||||||
| LMFAO LOL!!! F*CKING GOLDBLUM!! LOL! CONAN O'BRIEN FTW! | ||||||
| one of my favorite actors, too bad he is clinically insane. |
+2 | |||||
| Too bad he's AWESOME | ||||||
| 5 for domain name | ||||||
| You should have mentioned fallout in the citations. 5 for that, though. | ||||||
| I didn't take anything from fallout. Unless thats where the 'please stand by' image comes from. I found that cause it's all over the internets | ||||||
| Ah I guess you're right. Well I don't want to spoil the surprise for anyone by citing it. Consider this an impromptu citation | ||||||
| lol
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| Logged in to 5 this, you bastard. | ||||||
| RAAWR, ARR AUGGAHHHAUUG. IDK it's pretty hard to make that into text. | ||||||
| I'm actually finding myself laughing more at these comments than the site itself XD | ||||||
| 5d for fallout
fallout 3 comes out in 08 ^_^ | ||||||
| television-related |
-6 | |||||
| why the HELL does that matter? | ||||||
| HI n4rvst! :D | ||||||
| who cares? n4rvst is a f*ckbucket that nobody really even pays attention to anymore. | ||||||
| internet-related | ||||||
| hu-hu-harl, hu-harl, ARL-HU-ARL, ARLARL | ||||||
| See, that's exactly what I'm saying. Nobody would have predicted that Dr. Grant would have jumped out of a moving vehicle. | ||||||
| Dear God my eyes & ears. xD | ||||||
| Fascinating. |
+1 | |||||
| Perfectly done YTMND 5 stars | ||||||
| this is surpringly bad given the great source material. |
-5 | |||||
| huh-huh-huh-ARRrr..hehehe-haHAhaARRAH!!! | ||||||
| the extra jeff audio at the end is super bonus good |
+5 | |||||
| must go faster! |
+1 | |||||
| you get a extra star for the description. lol |
+1 | |||||
| NEON GENESIS EVANGELION | ||||||
| this site actually gets funnier everytime i watch it |
+2 | |||||
| Keaton has spoken. Let us all witness the glorious YTMND for hours and hours, until the dawn of the fourth day, when there will be much rejoicing in the third coming of Max. | ||||||
| Oh my god...this is epic. I laughed out loud, big time. The grunts at the end was the cherry on top! |
+2 | |||||
| HOLY F*CKING SH*T ITS A CONANSAUR JESUS CHRIST THIS SITE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOCKSSSSS |
-1 | |||||
| WHAT. THE. F*CK. Fav'd. | ||||||
| 5 for fallout and bloomhump | ||||||
| Okay, I was originally going to give a 4, but then I read the site description and changed it to a 5. My favorite part is the laughing in time with the music at the end. |
+1 | |||||
| lol i actually saw this episode!!! WIN! | ||||||
| lol, keywords |
+1 | |||||
| Maybe I'm the only one who felt this, but when the humping sounds started getting faster I expected a WTF BOOM! That would have been so much better. |
-2 | |||||
| The wtf bomb is overused. |
+2 | |||||
| Slight sync problems. |
-2 | |||||
| No way dude, that's your computer. I spent a lot of time to ensure proper sync | ||||||
| As a fan of Jeff Goldblum's creepy Jurassic Park Helicopter Laugh, I salute you, brother. |
+6 | |||||
| After the first time you notice it, that scene becomes the highlight of the entire movie |
+3 | |||||
| thought it was only OK until I heard Goldblum laughing to the tune | ||||||
| Would've voted 4, but the domain name and the description push this one over the top. | ||||||
| win the for! | ||||||
| What the f*ck just happened. |
+2 | |||||
| My chest hurts. Awesome. | ||||||
| She has to touch. She can't not touch. She can't not touch. |
-3 | |||||
| AND GOES HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! | ||||||
| LULZ |
-1 | |||||
| you reek of sh*t, you know that? im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry |
-2 | |||||
| Seriously, is there a reason people like this guy ^ even get up in the morning? | ||||||
| mmmh da da da, ah, wah-pow, wah-pow! | ||||||
| No.. No no no for the love of god no. Not even close. |
+2 | |||||
| hehehehehr arr ehehehehm, huHAH raHAHR! | ||||||
| I've seen this site about 50 times, and it's still great, great fun! wow! | ||||||
| Please stand by = instant win | ||||||
| INSTA 5'D FOR KEYWORDS FROM MAN WITH NO NAME, TELEPORT QUOTE IN KEYWORDS | ||||||
| ur hesitancy has cost u dearly...the wizard sensing your apprehenshun unleashes a fatal bolt of vengeance! LOLOLZ!!1!!@! | ||||||
| Win | ||||||
| He's also watching you poop | ||||||
| 5'd for NGE | ||||||
| FIVES ALL AROUND! | ||||||
| I was in the process of giving this a four when I heard the very last sound clip right before it ended. 5. | ||||||
| I get what youre trying to say about the Goldblum in all of us being freed by Outrageous desk pleasure. ARTMND this aint - i lulzd, you win. | ||||||
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| ROFL | ||||||
| 5 for absolutely f*cking everything about this site. | ||||||
| F*cking hilarious | ||||||
| anything w/ jeff goldblum=5stars | ||||||
| you, you | ||||||
| please stand by laughs made me.... bust a ut,tuk556u7e5.6
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| Increase your rate of climb. | ||||||
| Not since the grover remix have I laughed this hard. | ||||||
| upvoting FTW ^_^ | ||||||
| 5'd for Jeff Goldblum | ||||||
| lmao, that is brilliant. | ||||||
| win. win shipped by the truckloads. | ||||||
| lol, got banned from the WoW forums for posting it there. | ||||||
| letting it sink in during the classic Indian test pattern is nice | ||||||
| i love the ability of ytmnd to magnify awkward moments... | ||||||
| This makes me want to watch Jurassic Park. | ||||||
| dont know how i missed this one. | ||||||
| I showed my YTMNDs to my dad recently, he had good things to say about most all of them, but none of my other sites came close to this one in terms of making him laugh out loud hysterically. Not what I expected at all. |
+2 | |||||
| Dude, this site is a true piece of art. I'm certain even Goldblum would burst out in laughter. | ||||||
| 1. love the jurassic park references
2. PERFECT standby music | ||||||
| that cackle-sync with the music at the end is what really did it for me. You should try a whole song of just that. | ||||||
| 5 | ||||||
| 5 for mixing the goldblum laugh into the song | ||||||
