LOL awesome. I like the phrase, "dirty little tart".

That was hilarious.

iDear: a new product from Apple.

I liked it. Perhaps theres a way you can shorten it with audacity? This would probably be up and coming material if you replaced the picture with something more appropriate and took the intro out of this sound file.

entertaining, but a bit long, and i definitely don't want to see another "How to prank a telemarketer"

makes me feel all warm n' fuzzy inside

i am in awe of your ability to 'find a thing on a website.'

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Yeah, I understand your feelings and normally I don't sink this low. This kind of laziness works for everyone else though so I thought, "What the hell?" So if you don't like it kill yourself.

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you're awfully empathetic for someone who just told me to kill myself. i like that. die in a fire.

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This is the best reason ever to get a girlfriend. This is how you make people truly cry!

that made me smile. i hope she killed herself afterwards.

That is some good radio right there.

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