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Site Title: Fortune Cookie tells the truth about YTMND
Site Domain: failedfortune.ytmnd.com
Created by:  
teh-orange
Created on: 2007-08-16 04:11:33
Image Origin: photoshop compostion
Sound Origin: Chinese folk music
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2007-08-16 05:00:17
 
F1
 
2007-08-16 07:32:40
 
F5. If a little chinaman gave me a cookie with that inside it would just confirm what we already know.
 
 
 
2007-08-16 11:31:45
 
leeleeleer = leeleeloser
+3
 
2007-08-16 13:57:21
 
im gonna be pink in a few days
-3
 
2007-08-16 19:27:25
 
The robots have taken me. Please press F1.
+1
 
2007-08-17 10:43:41
 
VinnyWeapons will save you. He knows the robots' evil ways.
+1
2007-08-16 05:08:42
 
I like it
 
2007-08-16 05:14:00
 
vote then :)
+2
2007-08-16 05:10:37
 
:'(
2007-08-16 05:16:13
 
Chicken; this ytmnd was not. 5'd
+2
2007-08-16 05:59:35
 
Man who do laundry; put load in wash.
+3
 
2007-08-16 08:47:02
 
Man who stands on toilets is high on pot
+4
 
2007-08-16 19:49:36
 
Man who put penis in peanut butter is f*cking nuts.
+4
 
2007-08-17 12:52:42
 
man who walk in airport sideways is going to bangc*ck.
+3
 
2007-08-17 19:53:28
 
Man who trip in cow farm is in deep sh*t.
2007-08-16 07:29:23
 
lol
2007-08-16 07:32:58
 
Stop whining
2007-08-16 07:44:20
 
One time my fortune cookie said ''the chef spit in your food!''
+1
2007-08-16 07:55:43
 
rearn to rove ytmnd
+1
 
2007-08-16 08:00:02
 
XD Golden
 
 
2007-08-16 08:14:21
 
:) tis merely an observation BoB
 
2007-08-16 08:31:29
 
sounds like someones jealous....
+1
 
2007-08-16 11:56:36
 
I was pink for about 15 minutes and Bob is pretty much correct. With the exception of nutnics who constantly makes masterpieces and fourest and fearcondom whom have a lot of users that like them featured users are held to a different standard. Blessing and burden at the same time really.
+2
 
2007-08-16 12:02:24
 
A fair point Creep, and well written - like I said to BoB - tis merely an observational piece
 
2007-08-16 21:35:36
 
Oh god CreepPipe, we've heard that story like 80 times before. Give it a rest ffs...
 
2007-08-16 22:15:09
 
F*ck you you sloppy slut!
+1
 
2007-08-17 00:40:07
 
That story I told it on this site, gabbly and mentioned on a Kassius site. You guys want to hear about my fear of posters instead?
 
2007-08-17 03:21:15
 
 
2007-08-17 13:07:38
 
f*ggot
 
2007-08-29 09:05:32
 
I agree with what CreepPipe says. Yeah, I was featured for about an hour when it was announced, and so was a lot of other users, and then we were knocked off the list because, well, I guess we didn't qualify or something, I don't know. but in general, I feel that the featured users list needs to be updated. I have seen some users on that list who don't belong there and I have seen normal users who deserve to be on that list (I am not saying that I should be featured, don't get me wrong).
2007-08-16 08:38:13
 
get in mah belly!
2007-08-16 09:23:59
 
Somebody's Canadian. Or British. Or any other country that speaks English either than the United States of America
 
2007-08-16 09:25:35
 
Well maybe not, some people just spell favor differently then others perhaps.
 
2007-08-16 09:33:00
 
Yup, im from Britain http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Favour We spell stuff proper here
-1
 
2007-08-16 09:35:12
 
nah, just kidding, I think it changes dependant on the context in which it is used. I think I got it wrong tbh - but I dont give a f*ck
 
2007-08-16 11:09:45
 
Actually you forgot that the Revolution changed many of the spellings, if you saw something spelled "wrong" then you knew it was the resistance rather than a redcoat writing it.
 
2007-08-16 11:54:07
 
DROPPIN KNOWLEDGE
 
2007-08-16 16:16:12
 
FOR THE RESISTANCE!
 
2007-08-16 20:22:35
 
it's spelled favore <3
-1
 
2007-08-16 23:51:48
 
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
+1
 
2007-08-22 17:44:57
 
"it's spelled favore" Only if you're retarded.
2007-08-16 09:27:01
 
artsy maggots
2007-08-16 09:42:41
 
this is gold
2007-08-16 09:44:29
 
RAWR!
2007-08-16 09:51:52
 
Haha, in-jokes.
2007-08-16 09:56:32
 
1: to match your image
-2
2007-08-16 09:57:23
 
truth
2007-08-16 10:09:42
 
Man who goes to sleep with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly hand.
+1
2007-08-16 10:16:04
 
haha, I really like this site. I wonder if this is gonna get fad-ulated
2007-08-16 11:15:30
 
lolz
-1
2007-08-16 11:59:38
 
-2 for unnecessary semicolon.
 
2007-08-16 12:04:24
 
:(
+2
 
2007-08-16 21:13:31
 
yeah semicolon kinda threw me off too. still, though, a well made YTMND.
2007-08-16 12:12:31
 
DAMN THE COMMIE PINKOS!
2007-08-16 12:48:11
 
you're right
2007-08-16 12:53:58
 
I think this site proves that fortune wrong, lol
-1
 
2007-08-16 13:11:40
 
lol idd
2007-08-16 13:40:47
 
This site has a follow up - http://ownedcookie.ytmnd.com/
-1
2007-08-16 14:44:48
 
learn how to use semicolons and make funny ytmnds and maybe you'll get more than 1 star
-2
2007-08-16 14:50:52
 
oned for whining, lol
-1
2007-08-16 15:05:03
 
bullsh*t...anyone can easily make the U&C on this website...unlike youtube
-4
 
2007-08-16 22:17:33
 
Listen f*ck face, YTMNDs BY FEATURED USERS will show a site much longer than sites on the RECENTLY CREATED section. Thats OK just don't pertend otherwise...beefdrapes
 
2007-08-17 21:28:29
 
But all you have to do is make a good site and it will make the Up & Coming...then you have way more exposure than the Featured Users box
2007-08-16 16:41:42
 
I don't even know how I got featured user. I'm lucky as sin.
 
2007-08-16 21:58:24
 
http://ps3greatfun.ytmnd.com/ 5'd
2007-08-16 17:31:32
 
Stop whining!
+1
 
2007-08-17 15:59:44
 
I'm a cop you idiot!
2007-08-16 17:40:24
 
-4 stars for British English
 
2007-08-16 17:42:19
 
lol - American fool
-1
2007-08-16 19:26:14
 
as long as this remains non-featured, i shall five you. featured section is worthless
2007-08-16 20:45:29
 
win
2007-08-16 20:54:11
 
LOL YENTMND
2007-08-16 21:37:14
 
5'd for whining
2007-08-17 00:47:15
 
...in bed
+1
2007-08-17 08:10:00
 
That's bullsh*t.
2007-08-17 10:43:14
 
Truth
2007-08-17 12:38:27
 
I have to agree that featured users have move visibility but also have to agree that some of them deserve it.
2007-08-17 12:51:30
 
social networking f*gs
-1
2007-08-17 13:03:28
 
2007-08-17 15:58:45
 
werd
2007-08-17 17:55:10
 
The Chinese are British?
2007-08-19 12:04:59
 
Fortune cookie is an alt
2007-08-19 18:47:25
 
very good
2007-08-22 17:43:17
 
So f*cking true!
2007-08-29 05:16:44
 
If anything, I think we get downvoted needlessly due to our status.
2007-09-04 12:29:59
 
at least i have pubes
2007-09-05 12:55:02
 
I wish a fortune cookie would have told you to die in a fire before you made your crappy sites.
2007-09-08 13:08:03
 
lol, damn straight!
2007-11-27 06:26:20
 
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