Somebody typed something stupid and you read it wow

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Hold your downvotes, the fascism will get to you.

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I SHOULDVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIGIGGHHHTT! >:o

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Someone made a ytmnd and you downvoted it. Wow.

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Lol incredible. This is the best Peter Chimera fanfic, especially how you read it. I couldn't stop laughing when you were laughing. Also, you should add a good "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light!!" at the end of this.

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ahahahahah every time i restart it and you say "castal" i cant stop laughing lol. i love that.

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Peter Chimaera is a work, he's as real as professional wrestling

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Fake laughing is fake.

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Somebody invented the condom and your father didn't use it. wow.

amazing pls do not delete these

Why did I make this site? No idea. Chances are it shall be gone tomorrow.

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This is madness!

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this is SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What about blasphemy?

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Blasphemy comes before madness so i have no control over that... Sestet forgot about blasphemy just liek how i forgot about polend!

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the giggling is really gay

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The way you laugh hysterically over and over again at "delver," which is by far not the worst part of that story, was priceless.

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I thought he was laughing at the word "massege" that came after it.

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It was the 'massege'. I couldn't stop laughing my *ss off.

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My first impression was that it was lame and he should've taken more time to record it, but on the third laugh I was laughing along with him. Awesomeness!

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What NinjaGeek said.

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CASTIL IS A MEME

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castal of darkness, that is

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It's not the fact that you laughed once, but that you KEPT ON LAUGHING that got this a 5.

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i find your laugh incerdibly annoying and compelling at the same time. do i know u?

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I really wanted to 1 this like Father-McKenzie, but the reverb caught me off guard and I broke a smile xD

Your voice was as perfect for this as mine would be for gay porno. Translation: win!

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o wow

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5'D AND FAUV'ED FOR UBER USAGE OF "TEH"

You make me smile. :)

beard man with angry sword was only trying to delver a massege

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I hate it when beard men and their agitated swords try to massage me.

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Who the demon?

I couldnt help but laugh with you

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Darcula is Blackula's distant cousin.

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delver a hahahahahaha. delver a hahahahahahaha. delver a hahahahahahahaha.

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try again and this time dont fail at delvar

I had no Idea what the story was about but you have a funny laugh...

gay

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RELAX YOUR WEOPNS

Delver.... I agree, it is funny. I still find it hard to beleive some people write stuff like this.

I love these

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Twins... right...

I'm glad you spotlighted this. Funny stuff. Also recommended "Digimon Saves the Woldr. A Play in 2 Acts" and "Matrix Returns" -- The reviews are nearly as harsh as I would have imagined. ---- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3682055/1/DEVIL_MAY_CRY_THe_CRYING_OF_THE_DEMON

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1 for being a douche.

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when you write these stories, expect them to be found by ytmnd.

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Are you Peter Chimaera!!

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Godly

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LOL that was great

I like Belmont was under the evil power for too "lnog"

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/181593/Peter_Chimaera This guy is friggen Retarded, he must only be 2 or 3 years old at best...

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Whispering is futile! The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all! Sees all! Do Not Speak to Me! Do not alter your normal human behavior in any way! You know not the elaborate criteria by which you are to be judged! Ignore my presence and go about your Earthly business! IGNORE ME!!!

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It was funny but the laughing kind of ruined it for me. I mean to me the thing that makes these funny is when someone reads it and reads it as if there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.

lol darcula

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RAWR!

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God I love how you say 'The Crying of Teh Demon' and ' Chirmara' or whatever. Epic VO.

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You should do a few about him. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3323568/1/Castlevania_Wisps_of_Dracula is aw some i maen cmoin! culd like kick ass. To ta fmale mboile

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Her name hse said was Karrven and she explosioned a fire at him.

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Too much laughing...

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Although +10 for "DEWtey".

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That part also had me laughing. I have no f*cking clue why, even as I read it silently I would laugh. For that, you get a 5 good sir Powrloth.

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Laughing over and over at "delver" of all things? Poor form.

It was massege, idiot.

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much love loc

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4'd for darkula

You couldn't stop laughing and neither could I.

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You're one of the last YTMNDers I expected to go down the "narration" site route. Shame on you.

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I was hoping this would get PACARD at the very least. Very disappointed.

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I've done it before. The fact of the matter is that I really don't care if you're heaping amounts of "shame" upon me. It's not like we actually have some huge honor system that will somehow grant us land and riches. We don't actually have princes and dukes, just people who are talented artists. We do things for sh*ts, giggles, and sometimes just to look cool. This is a site created for fun, so you know what? I'm making people laugh. And damn it all to hell if that isn't a wonderful feeling.

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Ah, you're correct. Though I'm afraid I missed the part about how taking a screencap of another person's work and then reading it out in a "dramatic" voice is "art". I'm ashamed because you're pandering to the "let's derive humour from something that intentionally made to be bad" crowd.

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Don't listen to them. You're the guy in the Boomaga song and they're not.

"...let's derive humour from something that intentionally made to be bad..." You realize you're on YTMND, right? :P

DELVER A MASSEGE

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If you're going to do a dramatic reading, then don't break character by laughing for 6 hours.

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the bar for dramatic readings has been set by such legends as "ebaums" and "peta"... and you fall well short

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Maybe if you didn't laugh like an idiot this wouldn't suck.

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I rofl'd

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No, LocutusOfBorg. You are the masseges

Doctor Billy V. Koen?

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delver a ma-hehee; delver a ma-hehee; delver a mahehehehehehehehe. 5'd for no reason at all.

I understand why you were giggling. Message kind of looked like massage like the demon had sent someone to give Dante a massage. That was why I was laughing at least.

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too much power!

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Yeah if you would quit laughing and just f*cking read it would have been funnier and maybe even worth my time. Go kill yourself.

This is ARTWORK!

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Haha

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saided a beard man with angry sword

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delvr! LOL?

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you f*cked it up big time. The f*cking laughing, at MASSEGE, then you pronounce it MESSAGE. F*cking idiot.

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4'd for not reading Submit Review, Go, and the headers above.

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lol, That was Great. Hilarious how you said "agein"

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lol that is some funny sh*t right there. that peter chimaera is a f*cking loser and deserves to be ridiculed for all eternity for being a gay D&D type fanboy. way to put him in his place, this is full of win.

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Hey, don't hate on the Chimaera. I've always thought he's just some kid in grade three who really wants to write cool stories.

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Hilarious. Good job putting Peter Chimaera in the title --- it drew my attention right away, after the epic matrix fanfic reading by Tawmdee (http://maytricks.ytmnd.com/) that I've loved for a long time. I gotta say, your constant attempts at "massege" made me really laugh. Wonderfully done.

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The laughter really detracts from this.

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lol, pot.

f*ck

actually after looking over this again, a few statements (most notably "fire bullet") were humorous. I believe it could have potential with a better voice actor or an improved remake.

my friend showed me this and i thought it was hilarious and then i was like.. hey, i know this guy! :]

Blood his face off!

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How did you not laugh at "Darcula"?

Made me laugh :]

greatest writer of our time

I am only bring 5

I thoroughly enjoyed it.

kek. kek. kekkekekekekkekekekekekekekekeke

Peter Chimaera FTW...check out the rest of his stories if you haven't yet.

Who wants a body massage?

he end!

i was f*cking dieing with laughter

soooooo gooood

I have come to delver a me-HEHEHEHEHE

And then, Darcula gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall!

I watched this again after your Quarter Life reading, and was surprised to see I never fived this when it first came out. My apologies and enjoy your long-overdue five stars.