5'd for chrono trigger music

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OhMG eh its TeH crowNOTrigger Moosak!! Ich mus feifen!!!

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In before... Jews?

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^Bad. Bad bad bad.

+11

88 MPH

+10

needs more OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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All life begins with 5 and ends with 5... This is the truth! This is my belief ... at least for now.

+42

My watch can do that. -2

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Wait a minute, Doc... Are you telling me that you built a TIME MACHINE... out of an oven?

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no, I didn't. I build it out of an ezy bake oven. WTF DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOU MORON?!1111111shift111

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1.21 GIGAWATT'S!!11

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its not a time machine, it only STOPS time, like on the old zelda game when you pick up one of them clocks and time stops and you run around killin stuff *reminisces*

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Wanted: Someone to cook a chicken casserole with me. Must bring own spices. I've only done this once before.

+49

Mine name is Amana Radar-range Perfectbake Oven...Cyrus' hopes and dreams...and now the Masamune, forthwith I shall slay Magus and restore honor! <RIBIT>

+16

I thought this was going to be an over 9000 site. But oven time machines are okay to.

+2

Dinner not guaranteed.

+30

N*gg*rs

-3

For good god's sake, do NOT press the "Bake Time" button.

+23

Mind numbing cleverness.

So simple and yet so epic

+1

Didn't Fry do this when he tried to pop a Jiffy Pop in the microwave while a nebula exploded, and he ended up f*cking his grandmother to become his own grandfather? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON UNLESS YOU THINK GRAMS HAS NICE TITTIES.

Tired of spendin hours preparing meals in an ordinary oven? Well now you won't have to wait, with the knew "stop time" option. You can make a meal the whole family will enjoy in the BLINK OF AN EYE.

Have we just set a new record for the most downvoted comment in history?

this is better greatestsecretinhp.ytmnd.com

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-5

The power to stop AND bake time? Ingenious! Who comes up with these things?!

+1

I'm the 200th -'d

+54

lols

+4

I concur!

+4

K.

+2

i used to daydream of having that power. i'd run around and grab girls boobs

+11

^pre-pubescent kid ordinary people would go around stripping off all the ladies clothes, moving all the men away, and prepare for a big sexy party. How long can you set stop time for anyways?

+3

Don't Do it!! There's no button that starts it back up!!!

+4

Well, there's both "Start" and "Clear"

+3

+29

+5

+3

+1

I want your oven. Now. Give.

+7

4'd for a degree of cleverness.

-2

Uhh you didnt vote... Sweet oven though

+1

400 degrees Fahrenheit of cleverness that can be used to bake time

+1

and judging from your comment, you would know about time spent baked

+2

5 for putting in the whole song.

+4

fauv for putting in the whole song.

+4

in before f*gs for putting in the whole song.

also c*cks for putting in the whole song.

+2

You can hold down the "B" button for putting in the whole song.

+4

HAMMER TIME.

+2

no its dave chapelle time. i know im a miserable fail

+1

hahahahaha niice.

lol I get it! also, 4 for chrono music.

-1

lol??

god bless you kind gentlemen of teh internetz

+7

5 just because i used to have that damn oven and it's powers were unmatched

+3

rofl nice

-1

Pretty high rating for a pun.

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ah, but is it a high rating for a double entente?

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*double entendre

-4

Luke, we're gonna have company!

+19

thats a pretty low rating for a funny

5'd for using the chrono trigger music in context

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That never happens, does it? There's nothing perverted about the caveman music...

+6

that's not the caveman music

-2

He probably knew that, we were talking about Chrono Trigger music being in context

lol

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You deserve a 5 sir.

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Only fourest can get -1d for voting 5

-2

Sometimes the simplest things get the biggest laughs. This would be one of those things.

+12

is that a GE? GE could do that

+2

it can also bake time, now that's innovation

+13

In my realm, time is always baked.

+3

STOP! Bake time!

+4

Every time is bake time

+2

Sure you can stop time, but you'd have to bring that thing everywhere and it's probably heavy.

+1

Here we get into the weird part. The faster something goes, the more mass it gets under relativity. Stopping all time but that of the oven would ensure that the oven would be infinitely heavy if it moved even a nanometer, because it would have gone somewhere in no time. However, if you stopped time on the oven itself, it would take infinite amount of time to move, and thus have a mass of zero. Further, it'd replace your fridge, because there would be no chance for decay of anything within the oven.

+1

Oh yeah, and the oven may float away when it stops time on itself. So, be careful.

+1

thanks for the warning

I want that oven really really bad.

Good thing the oven is set to off...for now

Rock On!

the music makes it

-1

hurhur

toki yo, tomare!

+1

Haha took me a minute

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1

FAV'd

I actually laughed out loud. 5 for massive simplicity, yet intense hilarity.

+2

I look at those YouTube-"hack" sites, those utter turds, on UandC and RecCre right now. I then see this, this beautiful diamond. --oh, and extra brownie (you're doing a heckuva job) points for the full, intro version of the song.

+2

Pretty nice.

Took me a second, but I got it. Ha, now this is an example of a good ytmnd.

+3

lol

:D

Don't do it!! Don't push the bu

+22

Dude can I just say, you are f*cking retarded. 5'd.

-2

time stopped

I f*cking loled when the music started.

Forget what "Stop Time" does, what does the "bake" button do?

It "bakes" the space-time continuum by causing a Heisenburg paradox and, thusly, manifesting billions of strange matter globules within a 300 ly radius. Don't press it!

+8

I really just thought that "bake time" means getting high or something. Maybe the oven doubles as a marijuana dispenser.

it bakes a cake.... Lazytown song.... meh

+3

^HA I LOLD

-1

"BAKE TIME" cooks your spices.

-1

I am wondering how "time" can be "baked"

!

Pot?

+2

lulz

SCORPIO, YOU'RE MAD!

YES!

Push it to the limit.

+2

awesome.

We're all f*cked when he hits Bake Time.

+8

time will go on an acid trip. And what if he hits CLEAR?!

+2

We're f*cked when he hits clear.

A singular focus, not a f*ggy short film.

+2

In before inkdrinker

you know, I didn't get it until I turned my speakers on

+4

And the secret ingredient is love...dammit!

Woah... strong!

THAT'S NOT POWERFUL AT ALL! THAT MEANS STOP THE TIMER DUH STOUPID

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i think he knows that. it's a pun, durrrrrrr

+2

i think meattank knows that, he's just being a troll, durrrrrr

+4

i think i move away from the mic to breathe in

+6

youll die a painful death oh man that is not of teh internetz

-1

FUKC YA

-2

[whisper]seaking[/whisper]

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haha, i'm still laughing about it 15 mins later... ftw

But The Future Refused to Change

+7

Yes, yours is the superior oven. Why the pre-load, though?

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Clear? CLEAR WHAT?!

It resets reality. For everything but what's contained in the oven. Imagine repeating the universe over again, along with anything you can fit in an oven, stopping and baking time as is convenient.

Now this is a good YTMND.

+1

Sites like this one are why I like ytmnd.

+1

Cute.

+1

DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!111

Also, 3 second pop tart safety (and warmness) not guaranteed.

+1

very nice, very funny

Don't dream it, be it.

Do not let this fall into the wrong hands.

If its on ytmnd it is in the wrong hands

+3

hmmm... intriguing... VERY intriguing... *rubs chin in thoughtful manner*

Mine had that, too.

F*cking Epic!

This is amazingly clever with the perfect audio.

+1

this is gonna be huge. im talking september 11th huge.

+1

Hilarious. simply hilarious

I stared at this for about 10 seconds. Then I couldn't stop laughing.

This is overrated, but here's a five to combat the inevitable wave of downvoters.

How's that workin out for you.....bein clever?

+2

But if I burn the cake in the future, and then I stop time to save it, what happens to..... OH NO, I'Ve GONE CROSSEYED.

+2

I love you!

DON'T PRESS IT.

+2

So... how do you un-push the button if time is stopped?

+7

I stared at this for like 15 seconds and finally got the joke just seconds before I was going to 1 this

-1

more like time was frozen for 15 seconds

+2

...how?

shoulda used BTTF music instead of Chrono Trigger

-3

hate to say it but the BTTF theme has become overused on ytmnd. However it would've been acceptable if he downloaded the OST and used a different track

+4

Not what I was expecting. It was also hilarious. 5 for you.

+1

*BEEP*

IMAGE SOUND TEXT

+4

This guy is a baller

+1

It only takes a minute

+5

to rejuvenate my razor

+8

with my razor gator

+2

Not if you stop time with the conventional oven timer. Then it takes a few moments

lolol at rating

+1

Wow, I was expecting something better. I guess that's what I get for expecting...

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see, when u stop da time u dont even need to bring ur own weapons. and safety IS guaranteed

+2

CHRONO TRIGGER

I bet you were like A+ WILL BUY AGAIN

+2

Indeed, clever in its simplicity. Nicely done.

lol, Bake Time

also IT'S A TRAP!!1!

It's a piece of cake to bake some pretty time if you push it to the limit... Ugh. Safety Not Guaranteed and Lazytown only mix when YOU'RE baked

extra star for nostaglia

Lol, relativity!

-8

Well played sir. Maybe drink too much. orz orz orz lawl Ayla pwn u. gogo.

you won teh internets

+3

This, I feel, will become a classic. Very simple, and to the point. Cleverly done.

The Chrono Trigger music sealed this 5 for you, sir.

chrono trigger music is the key here. Nightwish would've gotten a 1 and Push it to the Limit just doesn't do justice. really nice pun.

+2

Nice. What did some of you people call the "Epoch"--if indeed you even chose to rename it? Mine was, "Will you board the TIMER?" Wow...what a good game. As for this YTMND, clever connection. Subtle, not quite ever saying "OGM CHORNO TIRGGER!"

This is sufficient, I see now that you are beginning to believe.

i lol'd

Hey, mine says that too.

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LOL, nice.

Don't press it! Also 5'd for music.

Needs more subliminal Mullet Man or some freaky fusion of him and chrono

WHY DID THIS NEED THE PRE-LOADER?

-1

the whole song, you now

ytmnd needs more of this... and cowbell, gotta have more.

+3

bake time.

+2

epic

Made oh so sweet by the Chrono Trigger. Thank you!

cmon son you don't need the preloader here.

-4

This made my night!

AHAHA, took me a while!

DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP

Where we're going we don't need hot pockets

+5

rename "the most powerful conventional oven ever"

-1

YES! I HAVE THE SAME OVEN/MICROWAVE! you pwn in my book.

ahahah

Excellent.

I like my time shaken, not stirred.

Why did my clock just stop?

+1

HAHA I GET IT OH WAIT THAT WAS TERRIBLE!

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f*g

-1

the Chrono Trigger music was cool and it fit the picture quite well

I swear to god it took me 10 minutes to get this. I feel like an idiot.

4.6? come on now

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Haha, surprisingly amusing.

-1

It's alright...

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WE'RE DOOMED!

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Man, your oven rocks. Not only can you STOP time, but you can bake it into a delicious dessert!

I actually lol'd, good job my friend

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Im sure pizza taste the same weather time has stopped or hasnt...

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The music made me cry because Chrono Trigger is the best game ever and that game made me cry so the music makes me cry so this YTMND makes me cry which makes this a good ytmnd so 5'd.

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dude, ebay that!

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lost a star for preloading

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How many votes is it until it get kicked off U&C? I thought it was 300..

Clever. Chrono. 5.

Wit is better than sh*t, and you have a sh*tload of wit.

+1

this is the only site that freezes my computer i hate you

-2

Give McFly back his oven

+3

Oh wow, you took a picture of your microwave and slapped some Crono Trigger music on it. Remember when things that were actually funny were highly rated?

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yeah we call those stolen 4chan gifs

-1

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

+2

+1 for not using using fad music...

That's no 'Conventional' Oven Timer!

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

-4

Should have used back to the future music

-2

We have the same oven.

not enuff bewbs = 1

Stopping time is not that difficult, but I really want to see how it gets baked.

+3

chrono!

Bring your own weapons!

+3

Safety Not Gauranteed

+2