5'd for chrono trigger music

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OhMG eh its TeH crowNOTrigger Moosak!! Ich mus feifen!!!

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In before... Jews?

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^Bad. Bad bad bad.

+11

88 MPH

+10

needs more OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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All life begins with 5 and ends with 5... This is the truth! This is my belief ... at least for now.

+42

My watch can do that. -2

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Wait a minute, Doc... Are you telling me that you built a TIME MACHINE... out of an oven?

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no, I didn't. I build it out of an ezy bake oven. WTF DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOU MORON?!1111111shift111

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1.21 GIGAWATT'S!!11

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its not a time machine, it only STOPS time, like on the old zelda game when you pick up one of them clocks and time stops and you run around killin stuff *reminisces*

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Wanted: Someone to cook a chicken casserole with me. Must bring own spices. I've only done this once before.

+45

Mine name is Amana Radar-range Perfectbake Oven...Cyrus' hopes and dreams...and now the Masamune, forthwith I shall slay Magus and restore honor! <RIBIT>

+16

GO AWAY DAXFLAME PERSONAL ARMY "HACKERS" GTFO NEWF*GS

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I thought this was going to be an over 9000 site. But oven time machines are okay to.

+2

Dinner not guaranteed.

+28

N*gg*rs

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For good god's sake, do NOT press the "Bake Time" button.

+20

Mind numbing cleverness.

+1

So simple and yet so epic

+1

Didn't Fry do this when he tried to pop a Jiffy Pop in the microwave while a nebula exploded, and he ended up f*cking his grandmother to become his own grandfather? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON UNLESS YOU THINK GRAMS HAS NICE TITTIES.

Tired of spendin hours preparing meals in an ordinary oven? Well now you won't have to wait, with the knew "stop time" option. You can make a meal the whole family will enjoy in the BLINK OF AN EYE.

Have we just set a new record for the most downvoted comment in history?

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-4

The power to stop AND bake time? Ingenious! Who comes up with these things?!

+52

lols

+4

I concur!

+4

K.

+2

i used to daydream of having that power. i'd run around and grab girls boobs

+11

^pre-pubescent kid ordinary people would go around stripping off all the ladies clothes, moving all the men away, and prepare for a big sexy party. How long can you set stop time for anyways?

+2

Don't Do it!! There's no button that starts it back up!!!

+3

Well, there's both "Start" and "Clear"

+3

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+5

+3

I want your oven. Now. Give.

+7

4'd for a degree of cleverness.

-2

Uhh you didnt vote... Sweet oven though

+1

400 degrees Fahrenheit of cleverness that can be used to bake time

+1

and judging from your comment, you would know about time spent baked

+2

5 for putting in the whole song.

+4

fauv for putting in the whole song.

+4

in before f*gs for putting in the whole song.

also c*cks for putting in the whole song.

+2

You can hold down the "B" button for putting in the whole song.

+4

HAMMER TIME.

+2

no its dave chapelle time. i know im a miserable fail

+1

hahahahaha niice.

lol I get it! also, 4 for chrono music.

-1

lol??

god bless you kind gentlemen of teh internetz

+7

5 just because i used to have that damn oven and it's powers were unmatched

+3

rofl nice

-1

Pretty high rating for a pun.

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ah, but is it a high rating for a double entente?

-4

*double entendre

-4

Luke, we're gonna have company!

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thats a pretty low rating for a funny

5'd for using the chrono trigger music in context

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That never happens, does it? There's nothing perverted about the caveman music...

+6

that's not the caveman music

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He probably knew that, we were talking about Chrono Trigger music being in context

lol

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You deserve a 5 sir.

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Only fourest can get -1d for voting 5

-2

Sometimes the simplest things get the biggest laughs. This would be one of those things.

+12

is that a GE? GE could do that

+2

it can also bake time, now that's innovation

+13

In my realm, time is always baked.

+3

STOP! Bake time!

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Every time is bake time

+2

Sure you can stop time, but you'd have to bring that thing everywhere and it's probably heavy.

+1

Here we get into the weird part. The faster something goes, the more mass it gets under relativity. Stopping all time but that of the oven would ensure that the oven would be infinitely heavy if it moved even a nanometer, because it would have gone somewhere in no time. However, if you stopped time on the oven itself, it would take infinite amount of time to move, and thus have a mass of zero. Further, it'd replace your fridge, because there would be no chance for decay of anything within the oven.

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Oh yeah, and the oven may float away when it stops time on itself. So, be careful.

+1

thanks for the warning

I want that oven really really bad.

Good thing the oven is set to off...for now

Rock On!

the music makes it

-1

hurhur

toki yo, tomare!

+1

Haha took me a minute

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1

FAV'd

I actually laughed out loud. 5 for massive simplicity, yet intense hilarity.

+2

I look at those YouTube-"hack" sites, those utter turds, on UandC and RecCre right now. I then see this, this beautiful diamond. --oh, and extra brownie (you're doing a heckuva job) points for the full, intro version of the song.

+2

Pretty nice.

Took me a second, but I got it. Ha, now this is an example of a good ytmnd.

+3

lol

:D

Don't do it!! Don't push the bu

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Dude can I just say, you are f*cking retarded. 5'd.

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great game