PRAISE THE LORD RAPTOR JESUS

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HOLY RAPTOR you win again

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I believe!!! Save me Raptor Jesus!

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SHOW US THE WAY RAPTOR!!! LEAD US TO THE GOOD PLACE!!!

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These kids are going to be scarred for life and its all because of stupid Christians, f*cking stupid religion

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I have defiantly been to that camp like 4 times.

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Hai guyz, wuts rapter jeezus?

LOL THE KID'S CRYING. What a pussy.

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When He rolls up His sleeves He ain't just puttin' on the ritz!

Why is everyone from the ytmnd Community at Raptor Jesus camp?

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SCREW SUBGENIUS, THIS IS THE RELIGION TO BE.

Why is Raptor Jesus a girl? D: YOU MIX MY BELIEFS!

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MAY THE POWER OF RAPTOR COMPEL YE MAY THE POWER OF RAPTOR COMPEL YE

What would Raptor Jesus do?

PRAISE THA' LAWD

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when did raptor jesus camp start having raves?

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Since he discovered he could, LOL

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it's not hard when you're raptor jesus lol

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Our God is an awesome God!

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He raves as hard as a half human half reptilian being can rave, And thats alot.

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When hasn't he?

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When he said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!"

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Raptor Jesus ate that kids mom LULZ

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He's Rapotor Jesus, who cares?

PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS!

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weird as sh*t and oh so funny.

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THIS MEANS WAR! THIS MEANS WAR! ARE YOU A PART OF IT OR NOT?!

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LOL @ Evangelicalism Raptor Jesus

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INSTRUMENTALITY IS UPON US! Save us o lord Raptor Jesus!

WOW HIS ARMS ARE SO SMOOTH, I WONDER WHAT CONDITIONER(S) HE USES

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raptor jesus has boobs now....

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that girl crying just made the entire thing like 50 times funnier.

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clever girl....

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muldoon'd

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lol

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Hah, said that at work last night.

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SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER!

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that movie scared the sh*t out of me. this puts my mind at ease. it's like YTMeditation.

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I agree. It is the most frightening movie EVER! It is better then any horror or thriller or anything.

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YES!!!!

f*cking epic

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ok rofl

sign me up!

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greatest thing since

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pickled herring

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The cure for Cancer

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n*gg* stole my bike

HALO!!!!!!!111one!

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porn

Bread. Not sliced bread, bread itself.

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comment commenting

our raptor who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.

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Give us this day our daily prey

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and forgive us our sciences

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and those who have "scienced" against us.

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Rave us from this time of denial

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Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your roar and your teeth, they comfort me.

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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

credit where it's due man

these are clips taken from an actual documentary about these f*cked up Christians (who are almost 25% of America) who think they are literal warriors for Jesus. they need to destroy the evil satanic liberals lololytmnfckd

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i went to a camp similar to that when i was younger, and now i hate all religion with a passion, so it really worked well on me

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And you're far left wing bias shows already commi. Go back to the USSR.

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so how exactly are christians f*cked up? they want to take over the world and cut off everyone whos not a christians head?

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Antibasic: NO U

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^ respond to vaniladouc: actually, no, all they want to do is forcefully convert any and all non-believers. how do they do it? get em while their young. like they have obviously done to you.

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left-wing bias > right-wing bias

I LUV DICUSSING RELIGION.

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No see, these aren't your regular Christians. These are the MEGA MEGA WEIRDO Christians. Evangelicals. They think Harry Potter is evil....I'm Christian, and even i think these people are WACKJOBS. And its sad that these kid's parents send them to this camp to be brainwashed like this. Oh, Ted Haggart was in it too. Irony FTW!!!

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Hahahaha, <3 Ted Haggart. That sh*t was a f*cking riot.

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what titan said. anyway, what does every other religion do? wait till their 18 then convert em?

These people aren't even close to 25% of america.

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Sorry guys but the fact is that this is Protestants ONLY. There aren't any catholic brain washing--I mean Christian camps for kids. There is Sunday school, but that is about as harmless as a priest alone with a little boy. Wait…. Ok I will think up a better analogy later.

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I FOUND RAPTOR JESUS!

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YTMND needs more brainwashed children raving.

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Amen.

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Tru dat. Epic YTMND is epic!

submit to the power of raptor jesus

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the girl is like "yes..."

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RAWR!

has anybody noticed the random girl holding a tissue box?

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I noticed.

thats whats weirding me out

it's for the pussy crying-children's tears and their blood when they're eaten for their sins.

SAVE ME RAPTOR JESUS

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We got kicked out of the school, Mickey.

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Raptor Jesus will bathe us all in his righteous fire.

hey did you add in those tears too?

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it comes free with the kid

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Dear god that's so awful ahahahahhahahaahhaahah, so much lulz.

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lulz is a corruption of lol

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:which stands for: L-augh O-ut L-oud

lol is a corruption of English.

This has to be your best site ever, please make mooorrrrrrrrrre.

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source please for five

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Jesus Camp n00b

We believe that there's two kinds of people in this world: people who love Raptor Jesus and people who don't.

Does that Raptor Jesus have boobs?

he went extinct for our sins!

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heh

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My favorite Jesus!!!!

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Jesus favouritism makes Baby Raptor Jesus cry.

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All hail the ultimate brainwashing power of Raptor Jesus!!!!!

jesus camp was probably the scariest movie i've ever seen