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MICROSOFT SAM DOESNT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE :(

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Did anyone else cry?

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WHY POOR ZOIDBURG?! WHYYYYYYY?????

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hahah i rofl'd

you remembered over 9000!!! YOu WIN

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He's a fast talker.

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IM GOINT TO DO A DISS TO YOU ALL

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LAME So that means SAM also has the clap right?? one'd f*ggot.

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Twelfth

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The Over 9000 Part Made This

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5 for >9000

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haha

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I'll be second maybe

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*YFND attacked highimpacthalo, and now controlled the power of glitching. Afraid that they may get glitched and hacked, All of the resistance at newgrounds got as many virus protection and spam protection programs as possible put on the site. It helped, but not by a long shot. YFND then attacked Myspace, and recived the power of emos. Newgrounds was helpless agianst the power of wrist slitters accept a few members who knew the 1 weakness to emos.......

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dumb

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how is it dumb?? u couldnt make MS Sam rap like that you retard

word.

Mic sam is gettin' rep, yo.

epic

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this is why, this is why you're hot. I'm mad cause i'm not. (lyric from a bad rap song)

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I agree whole-heartedly

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IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!

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you arent falcon176

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This fight is over.

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DSL = Damn Straight Loser

over 9000+Cursing Zoidburg+Epic Rhymes= SUPER MEGA ULTRA EXTREMO EPIC F*CKING WIN OF EPICNESS!

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Mic sam cant die!!!

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RAWR!

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well done

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Goodnight, sweet prince...

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LOL look at that McCain ad!! "Outraged by pork?" John McCain: working on issues that matter.

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Where's the beef? Where's the pork?

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The apocalypse is upon us.

If only mainstream rap was this clever.

Thats why the Intellectual underground is 9000 times better. Def Jux *

Also Del.

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With my last breath, I curse Zoidburg!

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I can't hate any ytmnd with this phrase.

5 just for "I know I always crash, and I'm crashin' at your house" line.

"I left a surprise in his mom's uterus."

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Epic! Good job, this rap war rocks.

-1 for Journey

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5'd for Journey.

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fav'd

hes dead :(

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Seriously, Sam dissing another Text To Speech person is awesome. Sam always get's the 1337 crown no matter what

F*cking amazing.

Quick response. I give you a four.

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Sampling over 9000 ftw

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1

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Eh, just reboot him and he'll be fine. Might have to reformat and reinstall Windows.

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You had me at "It's over 9000"

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The MS SAM Steve Jobs diss was MUCH better.

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OVER 9000!!!!!!

gettin gay now

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That was truly amazing.

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rofl

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lol the ending was awesome and creeppipe will love you for using journey even though you did it to spoof the sopranos ending =p

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end makes it win even moar

sweet, but i didnt like the ending

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It's over 9000!!!

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Snaps it's on now

THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller.ytmnd.com/ THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller.ytmnd.com/ THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller.ytmnd.com/ THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller.ytmnd.com/ THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller.ytmnd.com/ THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller.ytmnd.com/ THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller.ytmnd.com/ THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller

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THANKS FOR TOUCHING ME IS A CHILD!

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Uh, you aren't to make one of those

Aren't the first I mean

sorry posted that on the wrong page lol

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...............?

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its over 9000!

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"As for my divorce, you can have her. Hope your happy with the clap/ She got it last night when she was bouncing on my lap" uhhh....

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F*cking win WinWindows95

A great ending for a good fad

I curse Zoidberg!

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that ish was hot son, notorious cpu.

He's dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DON'T STOP

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BELIEVING!!!

Also, I'm sure he's saying "With my dying breath, I curse Zoidberg", but it doesn't sound anything like that.

He is saying that.

wow, this is actually excellent. 5 for the entire creativity.

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LSOSL

Best one yet.

This is made of so much win!

Hehe, this is great

in your mom's uterus

SAM>MIKE

Funny thing is, this is what rap sounds like today

Most rap wishes it can sound this good.

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this battle rap be on now, we ain't playin'!

You sir, win.

DOOOONT STOP, BELIEEEEVIN. 7/8/07 NEVAR FORGET.

as a note, i think its actually 8/7/07.... yeah..

Isnt it DAY/MONTH/YEAR?

YEAH, F*CK YEAH, THIS SITE WINS ON OVER 9000 DIFFERENT LEVEL. I FORGOT TO SAY THAT.

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg.

WIN!

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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

winnage

So that's when it hit me. The banana on the sofa would look GREAT in my toaster.

epic win...

NO HE CAN'T GO OUT THAT WAY NOOOOOOOO

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max should add a feature that autobans anyone that makes a comment with "*ee*ee*eer" in it from now on.

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win

excellent response

the part about grenades and bombs should have had something about mines it in, as a reference to Minesweeper.

with my last breath i curse zoidberg!

Don't stop believing

just because ms sam is dead doesn't mean i don't expect more raps. if tupac can do it so can you.

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I need constant updates so I'm datin' your wife

and i was all like PEW PEW PEW and he was like PEW PEW and i was like PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW, and he said "DEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and i was like "omfg" and died because he ruptured my colon with awesome.

I deeply hate this

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YESSS!! JOURNEY!!! 5 for monotone to beat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beating_a_dead_horse but +2 for wife-swapping.

HAHA. Very funny.

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And this round goes to Microsoft Sam! Full of awesome, yet again.

Sam is so black son

i like the "over 9000" reference, f*ggots.

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come w' my friends and sportspgage, an ned -eeeeeeeeem.

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Great!.... until the ending. cut it out.

Needs more your mom jokes IMO.

lyrics are done well.. you need to seriously work on flow. There needs to be a pause between lines - a stop - a beat - a rhythm to the delivery. You have all the words and sentences just carelessly mashed together... Just put a small pause in between lines and you're fine

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lol at Phernoree. acting all serious. this thing is gold

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WITH MY DIENG BREATH,I CURSE ZOOOIIDDBERRRG!

I approve.

Microsoft Sam pwns

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5'd for Over 9000!!!!

LlllOlllL

poochaser

Your rhyming is inferior

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DON'T STOP, BELIEVING

4 for the Futurama reference.

Possibly the most epic site ever.

yes...Yes...YES!!! This YTMND has every element of perfection!

LOL! I left a surprise in your mom's uterus. Win.

YIFFTACULAR :B

With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!!!

Noooooo Sam don't die! :'( :"(

Micro Sam be punkin snitches and bitches, yo.

DAMN STRAIGHT, LOSER

you had me at i spread her over sheets

haha Journey at the end. Lmao, thats great. Did the screen go black? I wasn't watching I hope it did. Biggie vs Tupac < Microsoft Sam vs ATandT Mike

If you don't follow along, it's easy to lose track of what's being said and hear nothing but a bunch of garbled sounds . Very weird. That aside.. it's always fun to listen to these. The computer references are undeniably clever and the rhythm is for the most part pretty consistant. Why, oh why must the good TTS crash young?

I feel like I should be embarassed for whoever made this because it's so dumb. A 4 year old can come up with better rhymes..

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Really? Do it then.

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Superb stuff.

ZOMG! TEH KEELED SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... etc.

he gets da beat sraight down to da street dawg.

really good, would be perfect if you had windows closing sound in there when he dies.

It's over 9000!!!!!!

Word up.

would have been better if they had cat on a keyboard right before he died...

I CURSE ZOIDBERG!! Easily the best of these raps.

5 for over 9000

Sam noooo!!!

Lame. Choke yourself.

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f*ck dat n*gg*

nice

this is going platinum the over 9000 part seals the deal.

omg the best part is making fun of rap and AT&T at the same time. 1337 stuff.

5'd for cursing zoidberg

MC Hawking would be proud.

lol!! Whats with all the tech on tech crime???

content + uteran surprise + zoidberg + journey = ... sh*t, that's only 4 things. add in sam's sexy voice for the five.

The ending was dying speech/Sopranos ending was... enthralling, to say the least.

5 For orginality

ballin

-5 for everything...+1 for OVER 9000

oooooooownage

Priceless... where's AT&T Mike's rap? Make sure Apple gets a shot, too.

omg i tear'd R.I.P. SAM: 0n3 B4D d00d!

journey? lol

5'd for random journey at the end!

I'd comment, but one of the beats was killing my speakers, and I was too focused on that instead of the YTMND.

AHAHAHAHHA, o man this is awesome cant wait for the diss back from mike

I WATCHED THIS NAKED AND DRUNK

lol i loved the Journey music at the end.

Epic win. Good stuff.

for whatever reason it's not showing my 5 :/

'Your ringtone is a flatline' F*cking awesome. 5'd

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microsoft sam is a N*GGGGGGG*RERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!microsoft sam is a N*GGGGGGG*RERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!microsoft sam is a N*GGGGGGG*RERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!microsoft sam is a N*GGGGGGG*RERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!microsoft sam is a N*GGGGGGG*RERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!microsoft sam is

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Hate rap but love this.

hahahahah best one ever.

f*cking great MIC SAM FTW

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Good choice on Journey. Not near as funny as Iphone killa...

Pure win.

I cried

Incredible. You sir, win the internets.

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Microsoft Sam dies in Vista :(

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I love these :D

191st! Nice xD

Someone failed kindergarten?

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