Two years from now this ongoing rap feud ends in a driveby when AT&T Mike happens to be on the wrong turf. Microsoft Sam is murdered later that year.

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bu none other than LH michelle

by*

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Why is it I check my images 3 times before uploading and I always notice the typo after I've closed Photoshop without saving the PSD :/

well, im sure your not sober. that could be why.

As the creator of the Microsoft Sam raps, I have to admit that I did get PWND. Good Job...

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Mike's flow is indeed far superior.

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AHAHAHHAHAHHAAHA I CAN BEAT YOU ALL IN A BATTLE

hahahahahahahahahaha mike disowned that n*gg*

I bet not SonofPrince..

SonOfPrince is black he could probably beat me. I'm good with words but I admit if I were to actually rap it would sound like sh*t. Singing as well.

I wanna sign you to my record label. I need 12 tracks and we going 10x platinum. we got a deal???

this is why CreepPipe should be featured.

+4

ok son of prince can NOT rap for sh*t... i have a recording of him rapping "freestyle" if anyone wants to hear it....

I was ready to two this but I saw CreepPipe did it so I gave it a chance, and it's full of GabbLOLy!

I just switched too AT&T phone service! :D

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tight beats

HI MOM!

I thought he was featured...

Ten minutes is a pretty long time.

Love this fad.

Ha! bolth of thease rock

OK, I hate seeing people dig up this idea again and again. Sh*t like this has been around since my school got brand new Apple Quadras. But I won't vote cos your is actually really well written. Just please, nobody start a friggin Hamster Dance battle.

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I just thought the idea of one TTS bot taking stabs at another was kind of funny. Yeah it's not the most original thing in the world this is just one of those sites that works because of what is currently happening. It's like "Life Well Spent" was great because of "I've Wasted My Life." I don't see TTS rap songs becoming a fad. And thanks for the compliment on how it's written.

+1

You are totally on point. I'd give this a five for its quality if I hadn't just reamed the other site for being all "way-back machine". But this is parody of unoriginality and I support that.

aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww bbbboooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Mic Sam just got served!!!!

HAHA, that's awesome

i no u

HAVE MY BABIES

im gonna make a rap with rich

Why can't we all just get along?

Rap is serious business

this is pretty cool

-1

I've been hitting it since the day after your honeymoon.

HE'S A FIRIN HIS LAZER!!

+4

when did he charge it? o.o

when Microsoft Sam was rapping

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roflwafflezz, InternateH8Masheen, nigrz, jailbaitrules, Pedob34r, ifaptojb, fukunigraz, NigraJim, fukunigraz InternetHateMachine, EpicLulz, EpicFails, WatermelonEaterz

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Anyone care to claim these?

+1

yeah you got hit bad by alts

Yeah it was at 4.5 when they began 1ing mine and the all seemed to 5 Mapcouch's Lazytown site...hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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mods are too busy nsfw'ing random sites

Well I'm just going to post them in the news, I'd resubmit this site but then I'd not only probably get ALT downvoted again then people would get mad at me for resubmitting. It would be nice if about 12 of those votes got deleted I can except a 1 from someone but I don't need 13 1's from the same person.

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btw i have a huge list of alts to post on the news and hes using them right now to upvote your site (i know its not you)

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Yeah I see that too. Out of all the sites I've ever made I've never seen such odd voting mechanics on this one.

You sound like me. ahahha

Looks like /b/ doesn't like your sites.

I love nerdy rap wars, and the Audacity/Cool Edit line is fau material.

...and the fact that a pair of nerdy rap sites are fighting for top of Up and Coming is even cooler.

That's what I was hoping for when I decided to make this. I mean without the other site this doesn't make that much sense.

RAWR!

Oh my god you are f*cking godlike I want more diss songs MORE

1

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50 YEARS GO YOU WOULDA BEEN TIED DOWN WITH A FORK IN YOUR ASS

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IS THE LONLIEST NUMBER

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5

fav

white.

bum a smoke? what is this? england?

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No I'm not from england. Maybe that phrase isn't as popular today with people older and younger than me. Might have something to do with what state and city you grow up in as well.

I'm in Ontario and people say bum a smoke here. "bum" being the representation of a homeless man put into verb form to show begging for a cigarette, and not the act of sodomizing a stranger in exchange for a blowjob, though that is not a bad idea in and of itself (provided the fellatio take place before the anal play)

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5 stars for ATnT Text to speech. 1 star for microsoft Text to speech! We still need MUCH BETTER software though.

+1

The TTS rap thing was old the first time, now it's dull as well.

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Hide away Heather you're no longer in favour, You're yesterdays news and no longer the flavour, You're washing my mouth, now you shining my shoes, Don't need me the paper, to read me the news. Yer old.

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Speak ill of CreepPipe and I'll take you to pieces, So come face to face if you think I don't mean it, You're swanning about like you're nobody's fool, You've shown me the place but I don't want to go, Yer old.

+3

She doesn't really phase me. I'm one of the few that believe she is truly female. Cranky, moody, opinionated always able to make something negative out of something positive...that has female written all over it.

+2

HeatherChandler is pointless..

Man, in the last few months anything short of fellatio is just unacceptable in the comments, now isn't it? I like a lot of your other sites, this one is just boring and slow. Tell your girlfriends to calm down and get back to eating each other out, it's much more entertaining.

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Heather trust me I respect you for the fact that you vote the way you feel and don't do it with a sh*t load of accounts. You just take a lot of what people say too personally. It's a website where people try to make jokes. I actually + your comment yet you get mad when something mildly amusing parodies another site. Yes my site is overrated...I agree with that. You claim to have an awesome social life I have to wake up and pick someone up at an airport in 9 hours. whats your excuse for being home on Sat

+1

Allergy attack, can't stop sneezing everywhere and I have a feeling my cokehead friends wouldn't like me pulling a Woody JOKES FOR NERDS

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Uh huh. 'Allergy attack' = "I'm on a f*cked coke bender while reading PMs from YTMNDers asking for nood pics."

+2

This site makes me miss Heather...at least she was somewhat constructive.

you shouldve mentioned how he drinks coors

Rofl. Nice.

EPIC those rhymes were sizzlin

som1 should use the 1 from the Mac OS

I considered using Fred but his voice is just about as awful is pretty much on the same level of MS Sam's. When it comes to TTS AT&T Natural Voices are about as good as you get for free.

This is really funny and my day is now brightened a little.

lol

Oh my god.. Is this armageddon?

hahah

love it!

we need the apple voice now to step up but that guys got the creepy pedo voice goin on

in hell they make you listen to tts raps over and over and youre the only one who thinks its not funny. the devil is laughing his *ss off.

+1

I wish Sitsu was still here to go on a rant about how by buying into the concept of religion you are a fool. However, I'm agnostic (covering my *ss just incase) and I don't impose my religious beliefs on people.

+1

well, you asked. i for the most part dont confront people with anything to do with religion or anti religion unless someone brings it up first. but define 'impose' - theres a difference between introducing an opinion out there like you would about anything else, and actually forcing your beliefs on someone. im still not sure where the line is drawn. is theres a difference between making a pro/anti religion YTMND that the users choose the value of, and making one and sponsoring it to generate controversy As it sits on the front page for countless days.? I think so, to a degree. Handing out leaflets on a street corner? That doesn’t bug me. Coming to my house every Saturday morning? That’s imposing.

+2

Imposing is when they try to force it down your throat despite your unwillingness to hear it. Introducing is bringing something to your attention.

MasterSitsu: the only bag windy-er than me. Well, there's korf, too. But he's a debate whore. BTW, if you want to see "imposing" you should see the Jehovah's Witnesses blanketing the Caribbean hoods in Brooklyn. Like maggots on roadkill, they are.

+2

Oh God what are you in East New York? RUN!

That father-mckenzie comment was better than this site, but I think this site is a good parody of that awful microsoft sam tts rap that is so popular for no good reason. This site is pretty much the only funny TTS rap site I have seen.

I may be a debate whore, but at least I keep it in its place. I mean, seriously, this is a tts parody site. Please move this thread to http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/797133 where there's some evangelist thinking that a stolen internet picture is a tribute to Jeebus.

This stuff is gettin' old fast, but 4 anyway because it does sound much better than the Microsoft Sam ones.

Gettin Laid FTW

+1

BOOBOOBOOO

-3

Cool a new downvoter registered to day. You could use a better gimmick though. BOOBOOBOO isn't working for you. How about something like "Nail your dick to a tree stump and fall over backwards." That's a good gimmick downvoter comment.

+1

"Nail your dick to a tree stump and fall over backwards." Simple, easy to remember, I like it!

Nail your dick to a tree stump and fall over backwards. Also 5.

gtfo troll

5 for actually having humorous elements. The only reason people talk to you is to bum a smoke? Wtf ahha

+2

Hell yeah

It's hilarious because I know the voices of all the names mentioned. Also, Charles and Alberto

Close 2nd. Mic Sam = better by a little cuz it's longer. Still, 5'd.

mega f*ckin' win

ok son of prince can NOT rap for sh*t... i have a recording of him rapping "freestyle" if anyone wants to hear it....

Do another rap about how SBC combined with you to become super powerful

+1

I Lol'd

10 Minutes is a while, wtf.

+1

Big and Pac and got sh*t on this.

MS Sam just got SERVED!

Why you so crazy?! You no hungry for rap sheet!........ you hungry for.... Hot Pockets!........ :-|

Mic Sam fo life!

It was clever, but it was on the shorter side and the mic sam ones are written better with better puns. I still enjoyed this though, but so far I've gotta give the points to Sam.

-2

epic wins. your free copy of Microsoft Office 1997 is in the mail.

Not as funny as Sam but just keeps making it funnier

Aw sh*t...these are so funny. Keep going.

Wasn't worth listening to...

owned mike...........

Must I remind you, I'm the voice of Dr. 1337?

Oh yeah! Microsoft Sam got so owned! I support AT&T Mike! SCREW MICROSOFT SAM!

The charm of your voice makes my panties drop.

not as good as the sam ones

THIS IS BULLSH*T MS SAM 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam laughs better.

OH SNAP

This didn't make me lol anywhere near as hard as Micro Sam but it was still funny I guess

lol this is great but I have to say I like both the Sam raps better. But I guess that's fair because if they're going to have a rapper war we're going to have to pick sides.

AT&T Mike has more game than 99% of the geeks in this place.

Why you gots ta be hatin'?

roflmobile

A, Nice job f*gpipe!

The only good rap is Jurassic 5.

lol

lol

5'd for TTS rap battle. get stephen hawking to ref it.

nice

damn, this could be rap diss of the year

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+1

haha

Definitely impressed.

Funny, but I'm not putting this mp3 on my motorola Q like I did the original. MS Sam all the way.

-1

genius, this surely will breed more ytmnd's

5'd for "Your rap's not madness, it's just blasphemy."

+1

Win.

5 for dr. 1337 reference!

omg nerd wars

nice site

lol@peace out all

HOLY SH*T AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

99% of ytmnds with text2speech suck...thanks for being a 1 percenter!

other way around

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

most matter-of-fact rap ever

att mikes rimes are wack

Pretty funny. Though Microsoft Sam is better because his voice is so much worse, that it's funny. XD

Winner

nice work

This is WAY better than the Microsoft Sam one. This one is much easier to listen to and it flows better. There was some good rhymes too

My rhymes are automatic while you need a manual *****

Lawl.

ma saucisse n'est pas amicale vers toi

AT&T Rich always has the finest smoke... i love it

Brutal

oh shizzy

ha ha fa

amazing...i am in shock

Awwww Sh*t, son.

5 for Dr-L337

Flows well and ryhmes!

LOL OMG WINNNN!

5d for at&t rich, whos got the finest smoke.

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lol, epic TTS rap battle!!!

oops forgot vote lol

AT&T Mike reppin' up in this hizzie. Moar plx!

4'd for the madness/blasphemy line.

YLGDS

win

I quite enjoyed this.

You killed Sam. YOU BIIIITCH. YOOUUUU BIIIIIIITCH.

yawn

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hmmm... I think that MS Sam still has you beat. I mean, hes boneing your wife and your mom.

+1

Simply Barbaric

I feel like I should be embarassed for whoever made this because it's so dumb. A 4 year old can come up with better rhymes.

f*cking awesome. inspired me. A TTS ROCK STAR STEPS UP IN AT&T MIKE'S DEFENSE!!! f*ckmicrosoftsam.ytmnd.com

No more tts. No more.

still good gets sorta lame near the end

-1 for giving props to AT&T Mike. Mic Sam 4Eva yall.

Someone should autotune this site

I support that. Ditch the untitled and take this.

+2