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| Site Title: | Jay Mohr's Blizzcon Routine | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | jaymohr.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | kielbasa | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2007-08-03 21:43:02 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | assembled from giga blizzcon stream | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | jay mohr at blizzcon, 3 aug 2007 | ||||||||||
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| +500 for your username (which still only gives you 1 star) |
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| The most hilarious part of this is the complete DEAD SILENCE after each "Joke" he tells. |
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| he should've started saying sh*t like "I just flew in from dallas and boy are my arms tired." and then pretended to laugh at his own joke and then just trail off and mumble things like "boy theres a lot of people here... ..so hot up here.." hahahaha i would pay to watch comedy death. |
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| I wonder if someone is going to hire people to kill him after that | ||||||
| the nerds were to busy not getting laid to laugh. |
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| yeah wow, that was embarrassing. | ||||||
| He must get his material from Something Awful. |
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| Lowtax? More like BLOWtax, I mean come on am I rite? *silence* AND THEN I CRAPPED MY PANTS! | ||||||
| silence | ||||||
| SA4L | ||||||
| I'm not saying anything against SA, but you can't pretend you guys don't talk about WoW and pants-sh*tting a lot. | ||||||
| Awesome. | ||||||
| in 2007 Jay mohr will try to rehabilitate what is left of his career at blizzcon. Fail |
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| self-ownage |
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| Ouch, dude... mega golfclapping from the audience... he doesn't even know what he's talking about. L2P. |
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| who even is that guy? | ||||||
| Some dipsh*t who thought he was funny because he was a featured player on SNL back when it was still good. | ||||||
| Weird, everything I've read indicates that the 94-95 season that Mohr appeared on is considered one of the worst seasons in SNL history. |
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| My calculations idicate you are correct, CaribDevist |
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| SNL was pretty good from about 1990 to 1996. There was definitely a dip in the quality in 1994, which coincides with Mohr's introduction to the cast (at the end of 1993). Also, Al Franken - damn him to hell. But look at the rest of the cast around that time and tell me that they weren't funny: Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Kevin Nealon, Norm McDonald, Tim Meadows, Mike Myers, David Spade (maybe even Mark McKinney, who wasn't as good as he was on Kids in the Hall). | ||||||
| this is like the definition of kicking a man while he is down. | ||||||
| Jay Mohr does the best Chris Walken impression I've ever seen. Sad that he accepted this invitation to Blizzcon. |
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| Kevin Pollak does the best Christopher Walken impression, he puts Jay to shame. Also, that is a shame for Jay Mohr because he was funny as hell in Suicide Kings. |
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| i always thought Christopher Walken did the best Walken impression. | ||||||
| OH DUDE 4 STRENGTH 4 STAM LEATHER BELTS WAS FUNNIER |
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| wow, jay mohr is killing himself, this joke sucks too |
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| 5 for purpose. but i love jay mohr he's usualy really really funnt | ||||||
| He doesn't seem to care that his jokes are bombing. I guess I wouldn't care either if I got to bone Nikki Cox every night. |
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| Point and match. | ||||||
| *googles images for Nikki Cox* OHSHI- |
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| This is what happens when you whore yourself to Blizzard. You turn into sh*t. |
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| Chess mate. | ||||||
| People who pay monthly pwn theirself |
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| Shame on people for paying for monthly fees such as cable, cell phone service, and even utilities! Shame! |
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| wow...what a horrible human being. Since I sympathize with the WoW drones at Blizzcon, we'll go ahead and 2-this. |
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| 4 str 4 stam leather sh*t |
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| it's funny because it sucks |
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| I would have yelled NO FAIL GTFO! |
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| yeah, that kind of sucked didn't it? | ||||||
| Hes funny, but in this instance hes obviously been paid to make these sh*t jokes. But how dare you say he sucks, 1'd. |
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| HAHAHAHAHAHAHA | ||||||
| what a f*ckign phailure | ||||||
| oh ouch lol | ||||||
| I'm sure the drones are air-typing "lol" out of habit. |
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| WUT | ||||||
| eh...I actually went to BlizzCon yesterday but I'm glad I left before that part. BlizzCon was pretty gay, unless you like to stand in 2-3 hour lines just to do anything. Fail (but selling your exclusive murloc suit on ebay for $400 ftw!!!) |
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| wow, he's way worthless. |
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| They would have laughed but the virgins were too busy paying attention to the 2 females in the room. | ||||||
| just awful | ||||||
| World of Warcraft 4 in two years? Have somebody join your army and they cast a pants crapping spell? You think Blizz would hire a comedian that knows at least one thing about their games. Or at least a funny one. |
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| Ok kids, what do we learn from this? Yes, CrimsnRoc? That's correct - do your f*ck*ng homework BEFORE you accept improvizing internal jokes to people you didn't know existed! | ||||||
| (chirping crickets) |
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| I think he means Warcraft 4 | ||||||
| What a failure | ||||||
| that is uncomfortable to watch :S |
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| that's pretty epic boring, but must have been WAY TOO EXCITING for WoW players | ||||||
| That was like watching someone get beat with an iron bar. |
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| Not really, since watching someone get beat with an iron bar would be funny. |
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| ....not if its you. |
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| BOMB'D! | ||||||
| WRONG! | ||||||
| hillarious. | ||||||
| his best work since mafia. he was funnier in jerry maguire ruining tom cruise's life all day. | ||||||
| I saw him live and he was hillarious...what happened?? Must be punching all that Nikki Cox kitty! | ||||||
| Goddamn, just watching these makes me want to one the site. | ||||||
| How did he get past security anyways? | ||||||
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| /golfclap |
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| pure comic gold, wonder how long it took for him to think of that one. It really doesnt even bear repeating, i just feel terrible for him, for being at blizzcon even... | ||||||
| is there a youtube vid of this or something? | ||||||
