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| Site Title: | It's Illegal To Say.. | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | iwanttokillthepresidentoftheunitedstatesofamerica.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | m4tteo | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2007-08-02 23:41:58 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Whitest Kids U Know | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Whitest Kids U Know | ||||||||||
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| Description: | I want to kill the president of the United States of America. | ||||||||||
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| with a mortar launcher. |
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| brb, FBI and CIA. |
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| Oh, he’s such a badass! He’s totally sticking it to The Man, I bet. Oh, I wish I could fornicate with his vagina. |
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| ytmnd isn't youtube fyi |
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| I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this. |
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| HELLO DERE |
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| i thought this was gonna be from The State. |
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| BRB PARTY VAN OUTSIDE |
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| FIRE! EVERYBODY GET OUT FIRE! |
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| http://fbiwhat.ytmnd.com/ |
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| Wait... if Bush died... then the next person to be president would be... OH NOEZ! | ||||||
| Maybe we should hire Dick Chaney? |
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| The chain of people who are supposed to take over the office of president is interesting. Dubya > Dick Cheney > Nancy Pelosi > SENATOR ROBERT BYRD! BARBARIC, isn't it? |
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| penis pump |
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| this site has a higher rating than everyone who 1'd in these replies overall rating. lol. | ||||||
| Amazing. |
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| Land of the Free my ass. Also, it's illegal to even type it online like in your description. Totally serious. |
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| brb, FBI. |
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| They will hunt you down and kick you. Kick you on the crotch! |
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| aww change the keywords back, it adds to the funny. | ||||||
| my dad invented newgrounds |
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| My Pa invented PLUTO. WHAT NOW?! |
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| My papa made got rid of Pluto's planet status. |
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| bad grammar FTL :( |
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| Guys I should try posting it just for THE LULZ on YTMND. You'll see me on the news. |
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| Too bad no one f*cking cares |
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| It is illegal for an officer of the law to enter your home without the a search warrant. However, in times of war, personal liberties can be "ignored". Everyone who has watched this YTMND, do not be surprised if you come home one day this week to find your door kicked open and your computer and pornography collection seized. | ||||||
| Also, if it happens, I'm not obstructing justice, because the inclusion of the unnecessary word "the" above makes it an incomplete sentence, hence an incomplete thought. | ||||||
| it's ok, i have online backups of my porn |
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| Sic Semper Tyrannis |
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| You're in! |
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| John Wilkes Booth ftw |
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| bwar har har harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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| Oy. My sides. They hurt from laughter. |
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| hee |
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| O_o Yar Har. |
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| how rude! |
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| So how much jail time could I get for typing "I want to kill the president of the United States of America"?
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| jail time? the secret service will bust into your house, "identify themselves," and then you'll "pull a gun on them" and that will be the end of that. |
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| I live in Spain. Does that law apply to me? I want to kill the president of the United States of America. |
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| yes. we're on the way. |
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| So, the licking in 1898 wasn’t good enough, was it? Alright chaps, lets finish this! Remember the Maine! |
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| "alright chaps"? did you think you could try to sneak your way into my country you crazy brit? the beating in 1776 wasn't good enough, was it? alright comrades, let's finish this! |
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| "alright comrades"? did you think you could try to sneak your way into my country you crazy russkie? the beating in 1991 wasn't good enough, was it? alright amigos, let's finish this! |
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| "alright amigos"? did you think you could try to sneak your way into my country you crazy ten million Mexicans?
Well, uh, you were right.
Sh*t. |
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| Bloody hell, he is! Shiat! |
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| This wins a million pesos. |
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| I'm impressed. Did you guys practice that? |
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| Undoublethinkfull is a C-C-C-C-Combo breaker
Also lol |
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| I think I created a monster D: |
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| I want to make love to this thread |
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| I want to make love to Afrotech. With a mortar launcher. |
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| I thought this was ytmnd, not Youtube / Fuse. |
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| You know what would be funny? If someone made a spinoff of this, where when he said it's illegal to say it, Bush appeared and said "You just fell for the trap" and then dropped a nuke on him. |
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| I think that would be pretty funny, I dunno what people have up there but thats making them so angry about that. Must hurt really bad | ||||||
| I smell spinoff. Simply because it was DarthWang who said it. |
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| you know what else would be funny? If a nuke was dropped on YOU, so that your f*cked up, piece of sh*t ideas would be exploded and disentegrated into thousands of disgusting pieces. |
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| You know what would be helpful? If someone here taught lessons in reading sarcasm on the internet. |
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| IT IZ FUNEH BECOZ DARTHWANG SED IT | ||||||
| I want to kill the Presidents of the United States of America - for singing "Peaches" |
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| zing |
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| i got LULZ | ||||||
| dude the PotUSoA are awesome. | ||||||
| I dont WANT TO KILL THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES see what i did there im sneaky | ||||||
| *Grabs notepad* Mortar launcher? Hmm... Rockafeller-Hewitt building? Hmm... |
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| Great. We got steakman to stop posting at this time ever night and using alts to upvote himself and force his way on to top viewed and now M4tteo's doing it. Gabbly 4 Eva! |
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| I WANT TO KILL THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. Damn, I think I'm the only one with the guts who actually said that out without a qualifier. bunch of pussies | ||||||
| You didn't say "of America" and thus you fail. |
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| I want to kill the president of the United States of America
douche |
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| Eric Bauman FOR THE LOSE. |
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| ROFL I saw this th other day XD |
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| This is like drinking beers with ur friends, but instead of beers, you're literally drinking America. Either way, you're getting f*cked up, and it feels good. |
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| American Beer is fizzy water in a dixie cup.
Have an Alexander Keith instead, drink a bit of Canada's Finest. | ||||||
| Canada? You mean the fake America? |
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| A delibrately misread constitutional gun law, private health care, and Beer I wouldn't wash my dog in; yeah america sounds like the better in this statement........ |
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| scorpkris: no, we mean Canada, the country that kicks America's *ss in every conceivable way :-D XD |
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| Are you serious? you canadians are just like Americas retarded cousin, everybody likes you and all, but we don't really take you seriously. |
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| jman, we can invade you and take over your country in less than 10 hours. Not that we want to add a chunk of ice to our awesome country :( | ||||||
| I guess because a country has a large army that automatically makes it one of the best countries to live in. With that logic you might as well put China, Russia, and most of the middle east on that list too. Then again, it says something when you feel compelled to invade another country just because it is better off than your own. I believe thats called insecurity. Well it might be called insecurity. I think its called something else when you want to attack your own allies. |
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| I want to jack off Osama Bin Laden |
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| with a mortar launcher |
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| It was good up to the second line, then it was just pure over kill. |
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| stolen video, just watch the video instead of watching this YTMND |
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| do you know how many ytmnds out there considered "stolen video" have gotten 1's for being "stolen videos"? I just found one more. |
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| can you name 1 ytmnd thats just a youtube video with no edits that was ever funnier on ytmnd than it was on youtube? |
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| It's funnier because it loops endlessly and thus you can annoy the hell out of whoever is the victim by leaving it at max volume. With YouTube you have to be a prick manually! |
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| SERIOUS F*CKING BUSINESS! | ||||||
| Fuse sucks |
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| was a show on History channel about the Anti christ, at the end when questioning when and who it will be they showed picture of pres bush... find that for a ytmnd :P | ||||||
| i am going to washington to see the sites and this ytmnd has nothing to do with my decission. me and my friend hajeb thought that it would be fun to see the sites that's all i have to go now someones at my door |
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| sadly it is now increased to "i want to impeach" |
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| Arrest this man for threatening humor. |
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| REPEAT AFTER ME: YTMND IS NOT YOUTUBE. F*CK
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| BRB, MIB and FBI Copters.... |
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| Honestly, you might as well just watch the video. |
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| crap like this was old 6 years ago
him saying the same joke over and over again was old after after 3 seconds. |
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| the lincoln skit justifies this entire show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc |
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| Yeah, it was better on youtube. No humour in your context. |
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| Heh. I love this clip XD |
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| I <3 illegal stuff - treason at its finest |
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| hahaha, thats brilliant |
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| YTMNDTUBE RULES! Thanks for bringing this unfunny sketch from YouTube for us, and adding ZERO content to it |
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| thanks for having ZERO sites. |
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| You don't have to make a site to know if a YTMND is good or not. In fact, he's doing us a favor but not clogging up the tubes and bandwidth, which you are doing. |
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| Are the braindead truly alive?
If we told Mr. Bush that Soylent green was people, I wonder what kind of action he would take. | ||||||
| I don't want to actually kill the douchebag, since that goes against what America stands for. But that was hilarious! |
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| I sersiously thought that NEDM was going to pop up. |
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| This chode reminds me of Edge from the WWE | ||||||
| thats very funny but this is ytmnd |
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| fav'd. 5'd. pwns. |
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| Fantaburiffic. |
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| ma saucisse n'est pas amicale vers toi |
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| O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD |
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| Lol. Hes got no problem saying it. |
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| wow something finally funny on ytmnd, dont listen to one star people they know nothing about comedy |
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| whats the legality of fiving this? |
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| is he done talking yet? |
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| He will never finish, but he is looking away. Escape while you can! | ||||||
| So now peoople have resorted to just taking other videos and publishing them as a YTMND, like youtube doesn't already to it. It's not original.
And that show sucks. |
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| exactly. |
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| . |
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| For a little while there, I thought this was a rip off of a sketch from "the state", but then they went a different direction with it. |
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| that guy and show is hillarious | ||||||
| rawr. | ||||||
| This wins life. |
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| ...
F*cking green day and their "anarchist music"...Aye this generation of kids is filled with morons. | ||||||
| Ugh, Fuse. | ||||||
| I want to democratically elect a President who will follow the Constitution, not lead us into unnecessary wars, and not add trillions of dollars to the national debt. |
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| I want to kill the presedent of the united states of america |
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| I'm not saying I want to kill the president, however, I would like to repeatedly stab him with a dull butter knife for roughly 2 hours until he is physically incapable of being considered living. | ||||||
| supersize me with whiskey was better. | ||||||
| MUST..KILL..LINCOLN. (points for anyone who gets that refference) |
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| I really, really want someone to kill the presedent of the united states |
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| you want to kill "a legal decision or form of proceeding serving as an authoritative rule or pattern in future similar or analogous cases."? | ||||||
| That doesn't even spell precendent. | ||||||
| Go f*ck your mom ebaum | ||||||
| lol sounds like hes spazing out.. |
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| not original at all |
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| What a rebel. I wonder if its illegal for me to kick him in his sandy vag. Move to cuba ya commies |
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| I was hoping you'd make this |
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| It's youtube, but I haven't seen it yet and it was funny. Fav'd so I can go back and watch it later. 4'd because I don't want to downvote something I laughed at. |
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| + a million for Whitest Kids 'U Know. |
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| OMG! BRB FBI! Tell everyone I love them... |
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| Just shown' off mah new FAV. |
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| Who would ever say I WANT TO KILL THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? |
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| Yay for YTMNGarbage! |
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| I love youtubes new orange layout |
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| I want to kill the president of the united states of america. |
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| Belongs on youtube |
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| I want to kill the vice president of the United States. |
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| freedom of speech? it would be unconstitutional for that to be illegal. |
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| You like many people need to understand what freedom of speech really is. Saying you want to kill the president like many other things said could actually be illegal. Freedom of speech doesn't simply mean you can say whatever it is you want. Things like yelling, "bomb", "he has a gun", or "fire" in a crowd when there really isn't is illegal. Things might cause violence such as suggesting to kill the president or others also would be illegal. L2 Bill of rights. | ||||||
| Funny, but just a unaltered direct rip. |
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| I want to united states of kill president of the america | ||||||
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| Anus |
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| So whos going too the group meeting? |
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| I think The State did this first, but not as long. |
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| They did and they did it funnier in shorter time. |
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| Finally something from the whitest kids u know. |
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| L. M. A. O. |
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| This is one of the most hilarious things I've seen |
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| Domain name lol |
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| Would it be illegal to say "I want to pee in Laura Bush's butt"? |
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| that was the most retarded waste of html formatting ever.....go over to youtube with your stupid sh*t |
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| Always loved that episode. |
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| Sucks. Period. |
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| really funny, but its almost as bad as just putting a random family guy clip, which in turn makes you an asshat |
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| it's actually protected speech to say you want to kill the president of the united states of america. It's even legal to say that someone should, and even to recommend armed revolution.
But, the president can throw people into Guantanamo for no reason with no trial and keep them there indefinitely, so it's not like we have a constitution anyways. |
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| Yeah, the Supereme Court made a ruling like that more than twenty years ago. Its called preventive detention. Something we should have used seven yesra ago, against the facists in office right now. |
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| alot of effort put into this...just provide a link to the video next time |
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| I waited for the time this would turn out not to be a direct rip with nothing added. That time never came. |
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| I love it. |
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| This site needs to be Polendized in the worst way. |
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| teehee |
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| Not bad, but that show f*cking sucks. |
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| That guy should be arrested for not being funny. |
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| If I'm president I won't make it a crime to say that sentence, but I will make it a crime to voluntarily be that annoying and stupid |
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| Thats a ytmnd? This guys also a piece of sh*t, Bush would kick the sh*t outta of him | ||||||
| Gay.........Kids in the Hall did this like 10 years ago... |
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| (bursts into tears of laughter) |
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| Oops. |
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| 1 for no NEDM |
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| Mildly funny... the first time he says it. It got less funny the next 5 times though. |
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| your sites are mildly funny.. the first time you didnt make a site. | ||||||
| WAIT A SECOND! THIS ISNT YOUTUBE! |
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| Greatest YTMND Ever | ||||||
| It should be illegal to post a video here that you simply DL'd and call it a YTMND |
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| F*cking Patriot Act. |
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| I will give you or anyone else $10 paypal if you can show me how the Patriot Act has negatively affected your life. No I don't want how it has affected "Our" life, I want to know how it has personally damaged your life. | ||||||
| don't see what this has to do with the patriot act, the patriot act is scary though |
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| upvoted with my 10000 alts |
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| I f*ckin' love that show. |
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| http://youtube.com/watch?v=QEQOvyGbBtY |
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| gay (like you) | ||||||
| LOL, this show does have some good moments. |
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| I want to kill the president of the United States of America. Watching him expire would be nice as well. | ||||||
| Brb, NSA. | ||||||
| I saw these guys pimping their show at a flogging molly concert inbetween sets, and it seemed pretty damn funny. Shame it's on some obscure cable channel noone actually has. Thank god for youtube. | ||||||
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQOvyGbBtY > This YTMND. | ||||||
| sameeeee thing. |
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| i may be related to a presidential assassin. |
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| absolutely genius. |
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| I liked the Whitest Kids U Know before they were on TV. | ||||||
| so you liked them before they were cool? that doesn't make you cool :/ lol. |
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| I didn't say it did, I was being facetious. | ||||||
| i wonder if wrestling star Adam "Edge" Copeland realizes he has a long lost twin brother | ||||||
| 5's to combat the downvoting bush c*cklovers. |
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| That was a waste of time. |
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| That's it? |
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| How can i not fav this. |
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| wow, this was kinda longer than it shoulda been. and it was kinda ripped right from the show w/ no editing. |
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| I lol'd, then I cried'd |
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| thank god it isnt illegal to put the president in the crippler crossface and suffacate him to death |
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| the gif does not do his genius honer. |
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| I felt sorry for ya and 2ed this. *vote change* |
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| LOL! I loved it. And I agree. |
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| i love this show |
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| 5 because the sketch is really good, -1 because it's nothing new, -1 because it's not a fad, -1 because there's no editing
but hey, thanks for the laugh! | ||||||
| brb, brooklyn bridge.
(Sic Semper Tyrannis, brother!) | ||||||
| Sic Semper Tyrannis | ||||||
| LOK WHAT I SAW OM TV GUYZ | ||||||
| George Bush ftw |
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| There's a retard who puts negatives in all the positive comments. What's the f*cking point? | ||||||
| hehehe | ||||||
| I want the president to die. Also, interesting site. Maybe you should put in the description where it's from. | ||||||
| this just gets funnier every time i hear it..... | ||||||
| I think I remember that show. | ||||||
| -1 for even joking about the idea of a President Cheney | ||||||
| Would it be illegal to mention that a mortar would be a poor choice for an attack like that? The president's windows are probably better armored than that... I'd recommend armor piercing artillery instead. | ||||||
| thank you for bringing this to me | ||||||
| "I really, really, want someone to kill the President of the United States of America." | ||||||
| That URL is nine kinds of epic. | ||||||
| wow, a straight rip, are you kidding me? | ||||||
| Great, the Obama comments are coming soon... | ||||||
