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| Site Title: | Epic Jake Brown Manuver | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | jakebrown.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | Zipzinger | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2007-08-02 22:29:47 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | X Games 13 Big Air | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Ride of the Valkyries | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Jake Brown at this year's X Games. | ||||||||||
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-37 [show comment] | |||||
| i saw that. its f*cking amazing that he got up and walked away from that after only about 5 minutes. |
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-16 [show comment] |
| definetely thought his shoes were his feet the first time O.o |
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| was that his femurs that shot off like that? |
+4 | |||||
| OOOH rough landing! He might have to settle for the bronze! |
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| thats got to be the worst feeling next to seeing your gandma's naked vagina. |
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| headshnappa |
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| ow |
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| BARBARIC |
+16 | |||||
| After five minutes! I was laying on the grass longer than that! And the only thing the hit me was Vodka |
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| I... I'm... I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm flying! (crunch) |
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| youtubemnd. still though I love watching it. |
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-15 [show comment] |
| HE CAN FLY!!!!, he must have drank that minute maid after all |
+1 | |||||
| holy sh*t that was epic |
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-48 [show comment] |
| Eeeh, shut up! If it weren't for YTMND, I'd never see stuff like this. |
+10 | |||||
| yeah originally by a random website called the x games that day. |
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-8 [show comment] |
| Look at his shoes fly!!
BTW its called "Ride of the Valkyries" not "flight of the Valkyries" |
+11 | |||||
| Bonus points for not using nightwish though. |
+22 | |||||
| I agree |
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-12 [show comment] |
| Yes complete bonus points for not using nightwish. Also this is pretty hilarious. I actually lol'd |
+4 | |||||
| Now maybe all them dang hippie skaters will buy shoes that fit. I was disappointed and relieved at at the same time when there was no Epic Maneuver song. | ||||||
| OH SHI~ |
+4 | |||||
| Oh snap that maneuver WAS epic! |
+5 | |||||
| that dude got FUKED! | ||||||
| didnt he still win? |
-1 | |||||
| No he got points off for falling. |
+16 | |||||
| wasnt he in 1st still tho? |
+4 | |||||
| No he got points off for falling. |
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-19 [show comment] |
| No he got points off for falling. |
+12 | |||||
| Are you dumb? |
+6 | |||||
| His shoes won the x games |
+52 | |||||
| did his shoes land on a sluts head? |
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-14 [show comment] |
| No he got points off for falling. |
+3 | |||||
| No he got points off for falling. |
+2 | |||||
| He got points off for falling? |
-4 | |||||
| He got second place, actually. Surprisingly enough, it was near the end of his run so it only took off points for falling. |
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| lemme get this strait he got points of for falling? is that what your tellin me |
-3 | |||||
| No he got points off for falling. |
+5 | |||||
| No he got shoes off for falling. |
+3 | |||||
| "No he got points off for falling." | ||||||
| oh noes his shoes. |
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| very nice?? |
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| Another comment cause I forgot to vote the first time.... |
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| 5'd for epic fall and failure of epic proportions |
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| BROWN LIKE ARIELS POO | ||||||
| Mermaids don't poo |
+3 | |||||
| nonsense
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+2 | |||||
| DAMN you know he broke something he needed |
+3 | |||||
| "Has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy." |
+29 | |||||
| hahaha |
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-18 [show comment] |
| will he be able to walk again? |
+4 | |||||
| Yes, he got up and walked away from that. |
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| are you serious!??!?! his spine looks like it snapped in two!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy sh*t |
+6 | |||||
| actually, as hard as it is to believe, he was able to walk away |
+3 | |||||
| he got up and walked away. |
+3 | |||||
| and five minutes after his spine shattered |
+11 | |||||
| Ze knee pads!!1 Dey do naaating!!!! ugah ugha hgahu!!! |
+5 | |||||
| yeah, he walked away after he got up (repeaTMND) |
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| He got up, and he walked away. | ||||||
| Wait...lemme get this straight...he walked away AFTER he got up? | ||||||
| That looked like he broke his neck |
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-4 [show comment] | |||||
| this is ytmnd, not tv guide |
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| I found myself making slow grunts of pain as he fell. Then I tried "Noooooo" and it was even better. |
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| TRULY TULY EPIIC OMKOG SO AWEOSME! |
+2 | |||||
| what was the extent of injury? |
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| He wasn't injured at all. I'm his HMO BTW. |
+1 | |||||
| Damn |
+2 | |||||
| wow |
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| Ride of the Valkyries is much better than the standard epic music for this. |
+6 | |||||
| This really couldn't be more amazing. Well actually it could, you could cite a classic Wagner piece the right way, (RIDE of the Valkyries) but whatever. |
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| I really don't understand the flailing the arms and legs around thing whenever someone is falling. I'm convinced it is a learned habit from watching any movie with an explosion where some stunt man, who really in terms of the movie has already been killed somehow, gets launched into the air from something going boom, and screams bloody murder while displaying that he does indeed have joints. |
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| im sure that if you were way up in the air like that you would be doing the same thing |
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| er, natural instinct to align your body? same reason you flail your arms to balance yourself when you're about to fall forward or backward off the edge of something....except this is in mid-air. |
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| definitely not learned behavior. its instinct, you're correcting your balance and trying to compensate for your body's position in mid-air. humans are used to being upright. look at cats and how they correct themselves mid-air in falls from almost any distance. similar type of thing going on here. what do you suggest people do, go limp? |
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| Cats also learned this behavior from watching stunt men. It's a fact. |
+10 | |||||
| ^^ this ^^ |
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| ever see the guy jump from world trade center tower. same thing >:D |
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| No, whenever someone is doing that, it's just to attract attention to themselves, just ignore them and walk away. |
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| ouch |
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| i was waiting for him to land it for a while until i saw that his board was nowhere in sight. oh well -- still amazing |
+2 | |||||
| What the hell...? Did his shoes come off?! |
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| Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuch. That must've hurt like hell. And you said he just walked away? Did he have any inuries? It sure looked like he broke his back and his neck. Great music choice, BTW. | ||||||
| I know that he got up and walked away, I am not aware of his current injuries. |
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| He got up. And then he walked away. |
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| didnt he still win? | ||||||
| No he got points off for walking away from his shoes. LITTERBUGS >:( | ||||||
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| damn that'll leave a mark | ||||||
| First, I seriously thought he would still land on his board. That would've been truly epic. Second, I love all the the camera flashes going off as he's flailing his arms and legs. |
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| I agree, if he would have landed on the board, we would have had no choice but to crown him the king of all that exists, and then some. |
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| Holy sh*t. |
+2 | |||||
| No one takes any pictures when he's on the board, but when he's flailing 20ft in the air, everyone decides "That'd make a nice picture for the family Christmas card" |
+10 | |||||
| ^^ROFL |
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| Lol, I was thinking the same thing. |
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| what are you talking about? Do you understand how a gif is made from a video? The whole event was televised (and filemed obviously). So someone took this part of the video and made it into a gif. How is it a picture? How can you make a Christmas card out of a gif? Idiot |
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| but seriously, they mostly waited until he was on the ground. I think they thought he was dead. |
+2 | |||||
| To Xioyux- He meant the photographers in the actual video (GIF, whatever), not the creator. He just pointed out that journalists start to decide to take pictures when he's flailing, which you can tell from all the camera flashes. |
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| Actually, CaptainDestroyer and Xioyux, wizards make moving pictures out of GIFs all the time. |
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| I like the 180 he pulls out at the end. True class. |
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| He head butted himself in the nuts. Jesus, i'm amazed his spine didnt shatter. |
+2 | |||||
| stupid people hurting themselves = 5 |
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-8 [show comment] | |||||
| I BROKE MY ASS |
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| That's how REAL men take their shoes off. |
+10 | |||||
| i say you make the music slow to a stop when he hits the ground and rolls over | ||||||
| I thought I saw a ton of blood at his knees, that's disgusting. | ||||||
| There was no blood, you probably just saw the padding under his knee pads. | ||||||
| i saw this at the end of the X games they played a montage of this guy and some *ss hole Moto X kid crashing. only they didnt show this dude actually impact. this made my night. OUCH. | ||||||
| I lol'd so f*cking hard. This is the best epic music ever. |
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| He got 2nd place I think | ||||||
| need nightwish but 5 anyways |
-3 | |||||
| i dropped my whopper i was eating as i watched this |
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| LOL HOLY SH*T!!! he dead? |
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| According to everyone, no. He apparently walked away from it. 0.o |
+1 | |||||
| he died early this morning |
+1 | |||||
| He didn't die, he just has lung injuries and a minor skull fracture. If you don't believe me, Google Jake Brown. First result has proof. Docs say he should recover fine. | ||||||
| NEEDS MOAR NIGHTWISH |
-5 | |||||
| I'm going to try voting one more time. |
-2 | |||||
| B-B-B-B-BACK BREAKER LOL!11 |
-1 | |||||
| holy f*cking sh*t! |
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| Am I the only one that gets the feeling that this will have many YTMND spoofs? |
-2 | |||||
| []_[]-b Nice composition. Holy Craps, watch his neck when he lands. How the HELL is he not dead?! SOMEONE KILL HIM FOR ME? | ||||||
| Ask joejew to do it and tell him this "Jake Brown just told me that Muhammed likes to play basketball...with bombs" |
+2 | |||||
| Holy sh*t ... that's epic!! It'd be impossible but funny is his board landed on him shortly after impact. |
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| not a single person moved 2 help him
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| Umm, watch the videos on youtube or something. There were guys running and were at his side seconds after he hit. | ||||||
-10 [show comment] | |||||
| owned :( | ||||||
| lololol pwnage. |
+1 | |||||
| Skateboarders sure are idiots when it comes to absorbing impacts. Had he just gone into a sidelong roll when he landed he wouldn't have given himself whiplash. |
-3 | |||||
| I know! I saw that same tip in Internet Tough Guy Magazine! Those guys are idiots! | ||||||
| If you're going to be stupid enough to fly 40 feet into the air, you better f*cking know how to disperse the energy from a fall. | ||||||
| When I come to that point in my life where I am helplessly falling from a 45+ ft. in the air I'll remember that tip...
"The more you know..."
LOL | ||||||
| sometimes it be like.... DAMN | ||||||
| I would 1 this if he weren't able to walk away from that. He did, though, so 5. | ||||||
| That is one hell of a transition, doesnt seem to curve very nicely though. |
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| the way it syncs with him writhing in the air is simply charming | ||||||
| once an old woman got hit by a car and all that was left of her were her shoes | ||||||
| now he needs a footdoctor. |
+4 | |||||
| Yeah, thanks for showing that. ESPN is showing it only every five minutes. |
+4 | |||||
| hey, actually, I am on dial up at the moment and this is the only way I could see it as I have no tv. by the way, I think he got points off for falling shoes or something or oh hell nevermind. | ||||||
| ouch. | ||||||
| Look on the bright side, he could've face planted |
+1 | |||||
| I laughed. F*ck skaters. |
-1 | |||||
| That is smurfing awesome. And for a few seconds, I REALLY thought he was gonna land on another skateboard.
Nope, he didn't. :D |
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| you BROKE my BOARD |
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| Ouch! The pain of laughter! | ||||||
| i could almost hear the crack of him hitting the ground. ouch. | ||||||
| put in epic music, it will be cooler |
-2 | |||||
| Holy crap, did his feet fall off just then? |
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-16 [show comment] | |||||
| Omg i watched this live I felt so bad for him....but he did win the silver!!!! |
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-13 [show comment] | |||||
| f*ggot. | ||||||
| "This user has no sites." |
+5 | |||||
| This is really scary at first. Make another one of these retarded "scary" things, and I'll shove my fist so far up your ass, that it will be felt for generations to come. However, post this in 251245236 different YTMND's, and God will high-five you. |
+2 | |||||
| Get back to Myspace, *ssh*le. | ||||||
| Ooooh ow! Ow! That looked painful... |
+2 | |||||
| GOD DAMMIT! I thought this said "Epic Jack Bauer" maneuver, and I kept expecting Jack to catch him at the last second... but he never came |
+1 | |||||
-6 [show comment] | |||||
| RAWR! | ||||||
| Ouch....FUUUCK.....OOOOUUUUCCHHHHHH.....FUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHK....! |
+1 | |||||
| big deal, one time i was doin a 1080 supercab and i fell over 280 feet to my death in the Andes Mountains | ||||||
| cool | ||||||
| You should add The Wilhelm Scream. | ||||||
| http://jakebrownwilhelm.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| wtf, my sound is missing. does it work for you? |
-3 | |||||
| BOTH OF HIS SHOES FALL OF!!!!! |
+1 | |||||
| I thought those were his lungs shooting out his ass... darn | ||||||
| foot doctor!! | ||||||
| I love how his shoes flew off.
Someone should Shop them as missiles and have them blow something up.
FOR THE WIN | ||||||
| holy sh*t OUUUUCHH!! | ||||||
| Shoes sponsored by Red Bull, AMP, Madonna, Sony, Mountain Dew and last but not least Vans. | ||||||
| Subaru was clearly sponsored by his body. | ||||||
| He actualy got up and went down it again afterwards. | ||||||
| Awesome, the latest viral video set to the epic manuever fad. |
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| Thank you for the music. | ||||||
| dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm | ||||||
| look closer... http://jakebrownnazi.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| His shoes are now for sale on ebay |
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| not epic in the slightest. perhaps if he did a couple backflips and landed on his board mid air. but he just busted his ass |
-5 | |||||
| Awesome. Great music selection. | ||||||
| should've had a V8 |
+1 | |||||
| the first 3 times i saw him flying and thought "holy sh*t hes gonna get pwned!" and went back but the fourth time and watched the entire thing, amazing... | ||||||
-13 [show comment] | |||||
| I don't find clips of people getting hurt funny. Not even the shoes falling off part. | ||||||
| well then youre just f*ckin weird then, dude. |
+1 | |||||
| People falling in public > all other forms of physical comedy |
+1 | |||||
| LOL Perhaps I am wierd. |
+1 | |||||
| ow | ||||||
| good thing his *ss didnt die or else we would be mourning two dead aussie skaters | ||||||
| Holly f*cking sh*t f*cks | ||||||
| I've always wondered why its an instinctual reaction to flap your amrs and legs while falling. It doesn't seem to serve any peurpose. | ||||||
| The key is to forget you are falling. That's how you fly. |
+2 | |||||
| outch just outch | ||||||
| OMFG LOL WHAT A NOOB
L2 skateboard | ||||||
| Win | ||||||
| rofl omfg...two things especially make this site good for me. 1st: new music for epic maneuver (btw you spelled it wrong in the title), 2nd: both his shoes came flying off lol | ||||||
| +2 for not using generic "Epic" fad music. |
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| WOW I CAN'T F*CKING BELIEVE IT DUDE I SAW THIS ON THE NEWS TODAY AND YOU MADE IT INTO A YTMND AND IT'S RATED 4.31!!! INCREDIBLE!!!! |
-2 | |||||
| I extreme lol'd when his shoes fell off. | ||||||
| This just in: Anna Nicole Smith is still dead too. |
-2 | |||||
| 5 for shoes flying off | ||||||
| watch out or <someone> might steal those shoes | ||||||
| get this sh*t of ytmnd right now |
-2 | |||||
| get this sh*t of ytmnd right now |
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| In order to lose a shoe, you have to be hit, or in this case, stopped at 30mph or better. | ||||||
| I've always loved you. | ||||||
| BOOM! Headshot! | ||||||
| it looks like his spine compacted when he busted his ass | ||||||
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| I wish you'd used more epic music. | ||||||
| shoes. |
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| no wai |
+1 | |||||
| And THAT, my children, is why you ALWAYS wear a helmet. No excuses! |
+1 | |||||
| and wear clean socks. | ||||||
| OH SNAP! |
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| 5 because I hate Nightwish. |
+1 | |||||
| totally awesome |
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| Was that supposed to happen? | ||||||
| My reaction in chronological order: this won't end well>whoa>he's flying!>oh!> OH!!> OOOOHHHH! OWWW!!! | ||||||
| waiter, I'll have what she's having. | ||||||
| impressive. i like the use of RotV, too. | ||||||
| ow | ||||||
| Wrong sound idiot! | ||||||
| k | ||||||
| I came. | ||||||
| OWNED DUMBASS | ||||||
| Skateboarder Jake Brown, whose 45-foot free-fall Thursday night brought a hush to the Staples Center crowd, remains hospitalized after suffering contusions of the liver and lung, stress fractures in his vertebrae and a small fracture on the top of one hand
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-xgames4aug04,1,6751349.story?coll=la-headlines-sports&track=crosspromo | ||||||
| headlines-sports | ||||||
| "Kanights was critical of X Games medical personnel for not immobilizing Brown immediately and placing him in a stretcher." | ||||||
| lol why no epic manoover music?!?!? | ||||||
| lol why no gramaar?!?!! |
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| I'll be waiting for spinoffs |
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| Die. Please. | ||||||
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